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  • My favorite things by collegehumor:

    Overheard At The Movies

    The Six People You Meet

    Hello My Name Is

    Jake and Amir

    POV's

  • You can only appreciate this if you went to the midnight showing.

  • i miss dobby! He was my favorite character! :(

  • "Man we didn't even come here together..." XD I think the best one was when someone yelled out, "FIND!" when Hufflepuff was mentioned, and then another person yelled out, "Go back to Pigfarts Malfoy!" when Draco was running at one point.

  • Every time I watch a college humor vid I have to sit through a 'Target' ad. Any advertising execs watching here is a heads up. If I see your ad 3 times in one day ever - I will not purchase your product or visit your store EVER. We should all boycott any products advertised on youtube.

  • "wait..that's why he's emo!"---"shh!" LOL

  • this was so me in harry potter me and my friend couldn't shut up

  • pick it up!! pick it up!! pick it up!!

  • ACTUALLY Sarah you cant use locks in Gringots bank because there is a spell called Alohomora that unlocks them , sooo a Dragon security system is extrememly practical!!!

  • @McRaydaD00kmonster Unless you make them immune to Alohomora.

  • @McRaydaD00kmonster eeyup! but some locks can't be broken by alohomora (although they can be broken by powerful wizards)

  • WANT MORE OF Overheard At The Movies !!!!!!!

  • 1:08 Will Smith.

  • the girl that was crying was like me when i watched part 2. i balled my eyes out, no joke.

  • JULIAN SMITH FTW!

  • the ending was the best, after all that awesome buildup

  • Pat's face when he goes off on a r ant about him being a good death eater <3 XD

  • "Quote from a line of the video that we all just watched"

  • SNAPE IS EMO....oHHH...THATS WHY

  • Even though none of this was real, I just couldn't bear to watch them all be so rude to the other (make believe) movie watchers.

  • i wasnt saying these things but i was definately thinking them

  • *gasps* "that's why he's emo!" lmao XD

  • 1:07 that guy looks like will smith

  • No Harry your gonna need dude! Dude pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up pick it up!

  • wait... THAT'S WHY HE'S EMO! :D

  • At 1:07 I thought that the guy in the top left corner was will smith

  • @Faramire At one point in the movie things are all going up into flames because of the deatheaters and they burn down the quidditch field. It was sad. :'-(

  • What happened to the quidditch field? WHAT DID I MISS?!

  • I actually said, 'NOOOOOO, the Quidditch field!!!!' when i saw the last movie :)

  • Yeah, I think my group of friends said a lot of those. Huh.

  • this came out on my birthday :3

  • PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP

  • We didn't even come here together!

  • will smith is at the cinema @1:10 :P

  • Nehhh heh heh

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  • THATS WHY HES EMO

  • GOD DAMN YOU PEOPLE COMMENTNG , NOW IM IN THE MOOD FOR HERMONIE AND GINNY PORN, SUCK TO BE YOU IF YOU DONT KNOW THE SITESS

  • @customphoenixwings als;kdjfldksajflasjflksajfklsf­j

  • Is that Will Smith at 1:08? Haha!

  • warhammer is better

  • @pitbull216ify hell ya

  • I'd do Hermione over Ginny any day...

  • You guys should make more movie commentary videos like this

  • Man we didn't even come here together, WHO ARE YOU?!

  • I never really ever saw a Harry Potter movie at the theater, so I thought that they would all be chanting "DEATH TO TWILIGHT" over and over again.

  • i'm new to this series... is it ok to make a full benifits joke about jake and sarah?

  • Yet no comments on the Draco/Voldemort hug. Disappointed. :(

  • Isn't it Quidditch pitch?

  • @DragonePhyra Yeah, Americans are so ignorant they don't realise in england we call it a pitch not a field

  • @hockeyjonny07 um yea... thats cause.. we don't live in England... so why should we know? dumbass

  • @RogueDragon05 in the film harry potter, they call it a quidditch pitch.

  • @RogueDragon05 Dumb arse use your ears

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  • @DragonePhyra thank you..

  • DEUS EX MACHINA

  • xD I watched this movie in Ukraine, none of it was in English, and I swear I enjoyed it more putting my own words in than hearing the crap they used. xD

  • i didnt even some here with you hahahaha

  • I think everyone who went to see that movie said "Noooo, not the Quidditch Field!" because I know my friends, me, and everyone else in the theater that day did lol

  • We all want a piece of the Longbottom, Pat.

  • @Gabinodasquino Don't be like Pat Cassel's.

  • "you know i miss Dobby," "Really?" "no." "Yeah me neither."

  • 1:46 That was my exact reaction 0_0

  • "Nevel Longbottom."

  • ahaha i <3 Sara in this one! plus i tots ship her and David! :)

  • haha so true!!

  • NOOO NOT THE QUIDDITCH FIELD! haha that so truee

  • @iheartsynxD What happened on the Quidditch field?

  • I thought that the Resurrection Stone was the Philosopher's stone and Harry was brought back because the fact that his was a horcrux or some shit. Really fecking confused.

  • @ShakeItLikeAPoleroid the Ressurection Stone was an artifact created by "Death" to allow the holder to converse with the dead. The Philosopher's stone is a mythical object used in alchemy to create the Elixir of Life and to turn metal to gold.

  • I Love Bunch-a-Crunch, I always get those..

  • At 1:21 is that Will Smith in the top right corner backround area?!?

  • Why was he going to the concession stand if the movie was over?

  • Man we didn't even come here together, who are you?! <3

  • 2:12 ron has a what?

  • @yuvalandspeed

    this took me about 5 min to work out, but he says and ron has a GUT?

    cuz at the end ron has bit of a belly on him and hes like whats the point in going to hogwarts to learn magic if hes just guna leave to live in london and get fat =P

  • NOT THE QUIDDITCH FIELD!!!

  • @MasterDubik In the words of Oliver Wood; you can't cancel Quidditch

  • haha 1:15

    

  • "so whats magic?" HAHAHA

  • "No, he's just between syllables EQU-ALLY"- that kills me every time

  • 0:20 please bring "Full Benefit" back

  • They should've had a part where they "Wand" with "penis" or something when Voldemort is about to kill Snape. God, that'd been funny.

  • NO! NOT THE QUIDDITCH FIELD!

  • Gaah, this is so annoying. I've listened over and over but I still can't understand what they're saying at 2:14 >.<

  • @dinaarumor "They spend the next 19 years of their life in London, and Ron has a gut?"

    That's what they're saying.

  • I'm glad I wasn't the only one who went NO NOT THE QUIDDITCH FIELD the first time I saw the movie

  • @weasleygal91 I cried and said, "But... you can't cancel Quidditch!"

  • 2 hours ago: one more video couldnt hurt

  • "that's why he's emo" lol

  • @ 1:35 I diddnt even notice the black guy till I saw his teeth :p

  • NOO NOT THE QUIDDITCH FIELD

  • Thank You college humor for saving me from hours and hours of boringness. ^^

  • my mum bought me this movie for christmas....i dont even like hary potter -_-

  • i thought the exact same thing about the quidditch field

  • lol for 2:30! 

  • So what is magis .___________________________.

  • @r2c123 DAMN U SPELL CHECK

  • *crys* OH MAI GOD I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVER! HARRY RON!!!!

    Im gonna go to the concesion stand!

    ooh ooh can you get me a medium, large coke ooh ooh and buncher grunches 2 buncher grunches!

    Best part there !!!! XD

  • @NoobguestpwnerUK Though, slight issue, if it's over why are they just getting snacks now?

  • If I got the toppest comment .. I ll class humans as a weird creatures .

  • 1:32 lol yeppp "that's why he's emo!"

  • Just saying, she wrote the ending first before anything.

  • "No Harry you're gonna want that later...pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!"

  • @MorganvilleRide65 Yeah, I'm with the nerds on this one, and what the HELL was with him snapping the Elder Wand at the end?! HE FRIGGEN USES IT TO FIX HIS OWN WAND THEN PUTS IT BACK IN DUMBLEDORES GRAVE FOR CHRISTS SAKE! I would have been happy if he fixed his own wand first before snapping it in half, at least THEN it would have made sense!

  • FUCK YOU KENT WESLEY! I DON'T WANT YOUR GOD DAMN 4G SMARTPHONE!

  • darn you kent wesley

  • I'd be such a good Death Eater.

  • pick it up, pick it up, PICK IT UP

  • @ 1:14 is that fucking will smith in the back?

    

  • @idntlose2u Haha that does look like him!

  • @idntlose2u just cuz he's black ... xD

  • @idntlose2u yes

    

  • @idntlose2u oh dam your right it does look like will smith i never notcied him there hah O.o

  • @idntlose2u It looks a lot like him actually

  • @idntlose2u wth

    it is

  • @idntlose2u You can't tell because he's black and it's dark in there?

  • @idntlose2u AHHH HELL NAW

  • @idntlose2u no, its the fresh prince :)

  • @idntlose2u wtf it does look just like him lol

  • @idntlose2u Holy fuck you're right!

  • @idntlose2u no i think it's his brother htims lliw

  • @idntlose2u Don't be foolish, those ears aren't even close to will smiths

  • @idntlose2u nah

  • @idntlose2u woah, that did look like Will Smith.....

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  • i still havent seen the second part....

  • 'Cause J.K Rowling couldn't think of a better ending'

    THANK YOU! the only movies/films/shows/whatever where it was ok to systimatically kill everyone off in an epic final struggle was Neon Genisis Evangilion and that's onlt because the creaters of the hugely popular franchise didn't want to just keep making and making more films cause that would ruin it but theyknew a 'hapilly ever after' tale wouldn't work cause people would still ask (lke portal 2)

    SO they killed everyone & ended it for good

  • @TheTelenation I think you'll find that having everyone survive is unrealistic. It wouldn't emphasize the danger that they all are in and would drag out a series so that it becomes shitty, a bit like Scary Movie. You seem to think that the movies came first. The books did you dickhead. Very ineffective troll.

  • @TheBroTip -_- I wasn't trolling, I was making a legitamit statement on JK. Rowling, Granted I do not like her so i may be biased but I found alot of the potter books to be basically written (much as the twilights are) and there are quite a few plot holes.

    A solid series and I repsect how well done the movies are but in a whole I found harry potter to be an ultimatel 'Meh' series.

    I know not everyone can survive but don't use death as a lazy way to end it.

  • @TheTelenation *cough* Lazy way to end it? It's not as if everyone died. So you're saying that if an author kills off some characters at the end of their piece that they are "lazy"? That's like saying Shakespeare was lazy because he killed off Romeo and Juliet.

    You are biased, I don't like J.K Rowling all that much myself, doesn't mean I complain bitterly about the story. Get over yourself. I'd like to see you write seven books yourself without having a couple of plot holes.

  • @TheBroTip @The Telenation

    yall be trolling, you hatin

  • ...he said Neville

  • ITS CALLED THE QUDDITCH PITCH....... dumbass

  • its a camel!

  • so, what is magic?

  • that reminds me of a time i was at the movies. i was talking to this random stranger at the movies during the trailers and when the twilight trailer came on and when jacob took his shirt off he guy i was sitting next to yelled out " OH IM SOOOO WET AAAAAHHHHGGGGG"

  • I really love these videos:)

  • WHY ALL THE CHAPS

  • LOL "Man we didn't even come here together, who are you??" I thought they did.

  • wow SOOOOO entertaining :)

  • I would have been quite lost for the last two movies without my sister who has read the books filling me in on the details. Then I got mad that they changed the ending of the big fight scene when I saw the movie!

  • Turn on the Closed Captions. Enjoy the part where they talk about boning Neville Longbottom.

  • So what is Magic?

  • QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO IN CAPS

    

  • @DanGilmrtin I used to write quotes from the video in all caps but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @sunset261 I used to not be a faggot until I said I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @sunset261 shut up. God those jokes are so stupid. Make everyone better and stop quoting Skyrim.

  • @EvilTwerp45 Its especially hilarious when you don't even read the comment I was responding to so you don't even get it. The person I responded to was making fun of a repetitive thing people do in youtube comments so I did as well.

  • @DanGilmrtin you forgot the quotation marks :l

  • @DanGilmrtin i loved that part lol

  • i noticed that ever since David Yates started directing Harry Potter the story quality and content got more and more away from the book.

  • the guy in the harry potter outfit is a true beliver, he read the books.

  • Worst video ever

    

  • Thank-you for stating what is in the video top comments. Dum asses

  • was i the only one that searched pt 1 instead of pt2, to make sure i saw the 1st part

    i feel stupid..

  • lmfao because JK Rowling couldnt think of a better ending

  • this is why i hate going to a movie theaters ...STFU!!!!!

  • awww look at the little fanboys aruging over who's series was better. so cute

  • @3jesstin We're nerds. We bitch when somebody has an opinion that isn't the same as ours.

  • I love Harry Potter. Twilight is shit

  • look it's will smith!

  • @rachaelnicolefilms you don't agree that the ending of HP series was so rushed? Wow jk rowling just squeezed in the idea of horcruxes in the second last book, and harry "disarms" malfoy without magic and now is the owner of the elder wand?? Worst rushed ending ever. btw, spoiler alert.

  • this is why harry potter sucks, the twilight series makes so much more sense, the ending of harry potter was so thought of last minute

  • @MrDeezed I would still argue that a consistently good franchise with a poor ending is infinitely better than another franchise that has been crap the whole way through.

  • @sirdoodlebug219 lol the new twilight movie broke opening ticket sales records that surpassed harry potter's by miles.the series isn't crap, it's just portrayed as "stupid" and "gay" by memes on the internet that ignorant people decide to establish their opinion on.

  • @MrDeezed Dude. Sparkly vampires. How the hell does that make sense?

  • @9Godslayer The amount of stupidity in Harry Potter surpasses Twilight. If you actually look at the depth in each storyline you would see that the Harry Potter series is quite lacking in comparison, with many more plot holes and ideas randomly squeezed in. Twilight is more consistent if you look past "sparkly vampires"

  • @MrDeezed There are a lot of plot holes in Harry Potter, but at least the actors had fucking facial expressions and their emo-ness didn't take up half of a book.

    Twilight: "I love edward, but I love Jacob! Lemme commit suicide! :D"

    Harry Potter: "My life fucking sucks, and my scar is burning right now because Voldemort is here. Let's fight him and actually DO something in my life!"

    Summary of both series in 4 sentences.

  • @DementedMunchkin lol i judge the series by the books, not the movies. it's okay if you're too young or uneducated to be able to read the books