"cgi satan wants the field guide so he can capture all the pokemon in the world, and complete his pokedex, making him the most envied trainer in all of the spiderwick universe! or something along those lines...i wasn't really paying attention."
"Apparently CGI Satan wants the field guide so that he can capture all the pokemon in the world and complete his pokedex, making him the most envied trainer in the whole of the Spiderwick Universe."
you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead i did not start this
After watching this review the first time, I definitely looked up Joan Plowright to see if she was actually married to Laurence Olivier. And low and behold, Dan Green was right!
also, LOL
MissRapeFace 3 weeks ago
dan green has the best voice ever.
MissRapeFace 3 weeks ago
i see elite beat agents and i have a boner... wait what?
hoppyman11 1 month ago
also Ross Noble....nice
PotatoeSam5000 1 month ago
seth green was in it?
PotatoeSam5000 1 month ago
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DarkMagicianGirl247 1 month ago
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DarkMagicianGirl247 1 month ago
LOL At Least LK Does Stuff To Help Dan Green.
Godblessamerica2012 1 month ago
Bloody frickin hell my brother owns that exact same Spiderman doll. Seriously.
Giraffie3 1 month ago
is this realy dan green?
batsareamasing 1 month ago
@batsareamasing No, it's LittleKuriboh's Dan Green Impression XD
samfoxy234 1 month ago
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HEY I AM PROUD TO BE A FAN BRAT
thumbs up if u r too
gamergirl0613 2 months ago
LOL at the end! XDD
MonicaChan14 3 months ago
Spiderman: What a great day we had! *laugh*
Yami/Voice Actor Dan Green: Shut up Spiderman, or I'll tell everyone you're Peter Parker.
Spiderman: You're my favorite pal.
Yami/Voice Actor Dan Green: Um, that's nice.
Spiderman: Can a hero get a hug?
Yami/Voice Actor Dan Green: NO.
maloriekittie513 3 months ago 2
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what if harry potter had magical children card games?
ilikeyugioh2 4 months ago
quick question whats with ross noble
burnthewitchXD 4 months ago
is it wrong that a few hours after i saw this, i saw Freddy Himore on tv?
TheLordmephiles 4 months ago
@TheLordmephiles No. It's coincidence.
Zoomy 3 months ago
I dont want to ruin this for anyone, the movie does a fairly good job of that itself.... lawl
tomaandmax 5 months ago
i have 50 bucks
gizzel28 5 months ago
Dan Green is a Yugi doll?! Looks like someone's been to the Chuckie School of Voodoo
otaking3582 5 months ago
..I'll never look at a golden snitch the same way again...
honeyberries22 5 months ago
Freddie Highmore
Yeebeme 6 months ago
I guess Yami remembered About Melvin...
Killing him...
With the help of my OC's...
winxlover451 7 months ago
"cgi satan wants the field guide so he can capture all the pokemon in the world, and complete his pokedex, making him the most envied trainer in all of the spiderwick universe! or something along those lines...i wasn't really paying attention."
JaxenCupid 7 months ago
Wow. I feel the same way if it dosent have anything to do with Card games or anime/manga why watch it!
kookyinthecoconuts 8 months ago
nooooo i love card games v.v
rcatstott 8 months ago
We need to make The Dan Green Chronicles!
GreenEyedSummerGirl 8 months ago 16
You should make more puppet episodes.. These are fun
Isoscelescube 8 months ago
I was looking at the Piplup figure the whole time X3
AquaFlareD21 9 months ago
the books were awesome. the movie just destroyed it all.
michaelforthriller 9 months ago
poor hero, he just wanna hug!
MsSunhappy 9 months ago
I was just staring at ross noble thinking coooooooooooockneeeeeeeeeeey, why won't he rhyme! >:(
CrazyTrain51 11 months ago
"Can a hero get a hug?" ;D
LapiZWarD 11 months ago
@LapiZWarD no. T_T
koithedog2 11 months ago
Plush Pharoah needs to have Arby & the Chief make a cameo.
CrypticMantisTX55 11 months ago
"All it does is make you ask which Freddie Highmore it is. Is it the angsty Freddie Highmore, or the really really angsty Freddie Highmore?" xD
RainbowSkyRoss 1 year ago 4
Hey I have you know that Sonic chronicles is a good game. Well I didn't actually play it because the lack of card games and yamipwning.
Aliyah2456789 1 year ago
Card Games on Broomsticks!
CatogMedia 1 year ago 5
31 people ignored the spoiler warning
LastExit1988 1 year ago
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I saw this movie on an airplane, which is always a good sign...
fullmetaltail 1 year ago
YAMIPWNED
theshadowedmaster123 1 year ago 3
he forgot pokemon chronicles, lol
shadowmoon522 1 year ago
31 people don't have their own chronicles.
sublimex27 1 year ago
Upside-down, tripping on acid... ^-^ lol
SalorMoonFan1989 1 year ago
in a perfect world we would all play children card games
fartqueen9 1 year ago 2
i want blue eyes why no blue eyes i kill the movie i give it 1 nye out of 5 nye
UltimatesaiyanVegito 1 year ago
"a field guide that allows them to see hoards of magical cgi creatures."
(picture of jar jar binks)
Sabis2365 1 year ago
"I've got your golden snitch right here Rowling!"
Sabis2365 1 year ago
"this movie is basiclly about a bunch of high strung teenagers all played by Freddie highmore, even the girl."
Sabis2365 1 year ago
the spiderDICKchronicles
gingerkicker101 1 year ago
@gingerkicker101 dan green vs lanipatior and gozar.
zeinbrug 1 year ago
Dan Green does not love The Spider Wick Chronicles. He does how ever love Bastiodon.
Jennythebunnygirl 1 year ago
You should have said at the end "I'm Dan Green, and I remember it so you don't have to!"
Wishmaster302 1 year ago
After seeing the Spiderwick movie I agree with this critique 100% XD
PuddingMix13 1 year ago
harry potter DOES have trading cards and dueling. Just no dueling WITH trading cards.
PiKalolz 1 year ago
I spy a Piplup figurine~
wubberful 1 year ago
you can`t have movie without cardgames...
obsidian0610 1 year ago
Dan Green on Motorcycles!
neoparshath 1 year ago
LOL SPIDERMAN.
And why does Yami plushie have no nose?
ayesha36 1 year ago
@ayesha36 i think its because hes chibi yami
thesunhurtsmyeyes 1 year ago
MELVIN POSESSES SPIDERMAN!!!!! but why? thumbs up if you get it =D
lolzor96 1 year ago 39
@lolzor96 haha i get it now
gamergirl0613 2 months ago
@lolzor96 is it cuz he's from disney
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there should be the dan green chronicles, he can talk about how people say that hes a puppet
TheFarmerboyproducti 1 year ago
"can a hero get a hug?"
"no."
Sabis2365 1 year ago
"this movie is about a bunch of angsty little kids all played by Freddie highmore, even the girl."
Sabis2365 1 year ago 3
lmao
esplenade123 1 year ago
In a perfect world, we'd all sound like LittleKuriboh... I'd be Tristan, and my voice would give me super strength! So... meh.
jerseygirl860 1 year ago 4
Lol, i think freddy Himores in it.
Almujic 1 year ago
I have that movie. It's really good.
NicoleLouis 1 year ago
What's Dan green talking about when he said spider man at the end it was bakura.
KingOfRedOxen 1 year ago
I liked the part when he said Freddy Himore :P
MarshallMan103 1 year ago
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I liked the part when he said Freddy Himore :P
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MarshallMan103 1 year ago
you should do more of these movie reviews!
ToppsyKrettz23 1 year ago 2
what? they were twins....
man i'm slow.
CharletteAndMo 1 year ago
spiderman is melvind! not peter parker.
gamemasterej 1 year ago
Spiderman? Oh, you mean the guy who thinks he's all that because he forgot to wear Bug Spray.
ThunderandSeakun 1 year ago
Can a hero get a hug NO!
KAY0DOT 1 year ago 2
The sister was also british
loneronline 1 year ago
What?!
No card games?!
RagnaRok852 1 year ago
Shut up spider-man or I'll tell everyone your Peter Parker!
Sabis2365 1 year ago
no card games = illogical
kitkat356 1 year ago 10
WHY WOULD SPIDERWICK BE CALLED CHRONICLES?! I would call it Chronicl--- CHRONIC DIARRHEA!!
mrpsycho414 1 year ago
Except that the Chronicles of Narnia has been the Chronicles of Narnia for a long time XD
KariWhitee 1 year ago
i didnt get the harry potter part
gothicanimeangel96 1 year ago
@gothicanimeangel96 u mean about quiditch?
taishi 1 year ago
Is it the Angsty Freddie Highmore, or the Really Really Angsty Freddie Highmore. xD Hilarious!
Chaster586 1 year ago 6
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
pokachuuu 1 year ago
"Apparently CGI Satan wants the field guide so that he can capture all the pokemon in the world and complete his pokedex, making him the most envied trainer in the whole of the Spiderwick Universe."
Love it xD
nuttysooty 1 year ago 93
Can a hero get a hug? ... No xD
ItsTimeToChime 1 year ago 2
4:23 4:37 XDDDDD
Chisatochii 1 year ago
Spiderwick chronicles has been Yamipwned.
Giraffediety 1 year ago 2
oh my but i love freedie highmore xD
carol12345678901234 1 year ago
"All the characters are played by Freddie highmore, even the girl"
Sabis2365 1 year ago 3
"Seth rogan eats Nick nolte! It's like watching silence of the lambs, except with Seth rogan, and Nick nolte"
Sabis2365 1 year ago
Epic end XD
Knappetroll 1 year ago
no card games?
lame.
yoshiroks777 1 year ago
WOOO!
EBA!!!!!!
And Dan Green.
P0RtalMan 1 year ago
BWAHAHA spidey
Complicatedd0928 1 year ago
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you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead i did not start this
pantherpatty 1 year ago
"Ive got your golden snitch right here Railing!* Lol
cfriday101 1 year ago
I would pay to see the Dan Green chronicles
Tareltonlives 1 year ago 3
who wouldnt
CardGamesFTW2 1 year ago
well he doesnt get eating i seen the movie it was great i dont care about the books he gets defeated by the boy
narutohokgae 1 year ago
can e hero get a hug?! NO!!! :D lol imao
MrShadowsonic 1 year ago 3
do i see Piplup?!?!
crashspyromania 1 year ago
tripping on acid
nintendofanaticify 1 year ago
LOL CGI Satan!
crushgurl1 1 year ago 2
I am pouting
dragon202920 1 year ago 4
5:35 lol spiderman
ill tell everyone your peter parker
charizardoreo 1 year ago 3
A movie without cardgames
OMFG
1:38 o yah you forgot pokemon chronicles
charizardoreo 1 year ago 5
the movie absolutely sucked. the books were amazing
cloud4an 2 years ago
That's a Melt Banana Song at the beginning and the end, but for the life of me I cant figure out which one it is!
That'll drive me batty.
shpytahmon 2 years ago
After watching this review the first time, I definitely looked up Joan Plowright to see if she was actually married to Laurence Olivier. And low and behold, Dan Green was right!
Thanks Dan Green, for elucidating my ignorance!
Fujikorific 2 years ago
CGI Satan LOL
crushgurl1 2 years ago
I would pay to see
The Dan Green With Chronicles :D
And This is awesome
TheFmunch9 2 years ago 3
A movie without card games!?
THAT'S MADNESS!!!
XosephirothXo 2 years ago 117
MADNESS!!!!!
redpin6 2 years ago
@XosephirothXo No That's SPARTA!!!!!
TheCoonyman 1 year ago
@XosephirothXo madness?
THIS! IS! SPAARTAA!
trandomphatguy 1 year ago
@XosephirothXo IT IS SPARTARRRRR!!!!
SuckMyPuzzlePeice 11 months ago
Is it Freddy Highmore or the REALLY REALLY angry Freddy Highmore
narutoxninja37 2 years ago 6
@narutoxninja37 *angsty and *really really angsty
Was laughing too much
narutoxninja37 2 years ago
I just Died a little bit inside of Laughter <3
XD that was just azesome !
MellofeverKrazy 2 years ago
Tsubasa reservoir chronicles, The Chronicles of ancient Darkness. .
There are alot. xD
xmokoanax 2 years ago
Lol he wants the guide so he can catch all pokemon i the world and finally complete his pokedex, i couldnt stop laughing
lang0800001066 2 years ago
is that Dan Green or LittleKuriboh?
daking4everything24 2 years ago
This is funny, especially since I know the author of the Spiderwick Chronicles, lol XD
OrgyTimeProductions 2 years ago
am i on acid or do i see a piplup in this thing?
chimera5x2 2 years ago
your not i see it too
daking4everything24 2 years ago
@daking4everything24
oh, ok, and one moar thing;
SETH ROGAN ATE MICK NOLTY!!!
chimera5x2 2 years ago
lol
daking4everything24 2 years ago
Hurray for Seth Rogen!
L33tShamanKing 2 years ago
Why is dan green a teddy bear
1996Alakazam 2 years ago
@1996Alakazam
Not only is he a teddy bear, but he can transform into a baby panda too!
L33tShamanKing 2 years ago 4
Halarious
I love that pokemon referance
And does every movie that Dan green watches have to involve ccard games
1996Alakazam 2 years ago
starring freddie highmore, seth rogan, freddie highmore, nick nolte, martin short, freddie highmore and freddie highmore.
Watcher863 2 years ago 2
lol
yugi4jackson 2 years ago
theres also tsubasa chronicles^-^
Plenier 2 years ago
totally should have seen the card games part coming
ZxZxpanic 2 years ago
spoilers of YuGiOh of of the spiderwick chronicles?
elleoelle1 2 years ago
Haha, Elite Beat Agents.
kiichanXX 2 years ago 4
but than you remember its just joey..and you continue laughing anyways. :D
smileimablonde 2 years ago 4
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frankjohnson123 2 years ago
NO CARD GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ciaran8839 2 years ago
OHMYGODROSSNOBLE. :D
SkydanceShinigami 2 years ago
Don't forget the Chronicles of Vladamir Tod!
sayuri77momo 2 years ago
lol!
Zerowings101 2 years ago
You ruined it for me! SPOILER! No warnings at all.
(JK, never saw it)
BobDole2isback 2 years ago
lol it would have bin funny if marik was in the spidy suit because he always asks for hugs but when he gives you one he brings outh the chaisaw lol
randomsnakapus 2 years ago
I thought Bakura was Spiderman!!!
(Now I think I´m actually gonna watch that movie)
DasJulschn 2 years ago 6
No childrens card games! THATS MADNESS!
JORDAN77777777777 2 years ago 9
NO THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!
moomanpenguin 2 years ago 3
hey dude that's tno cool harry potter did have trading cards ! wizard cards ever hear off them ? no well read a book :P
hobbitno12 2 years ago
"I've watched Eraserhead. Upside down. While tripping on acid!"
yellowheadsprites 2 years ago 6
crap.. i meant 5 stars.
CoolFunkyFunny635 2 years ago
lol i have the same pipilup in my home
ferchosaurio 2 years ago
Shut up, Spiderman or Ill tell everyone that you're Peter Parker! XD
Saiyan13Z 2 years ago
whats kinda cool is that my great uncle: Tom Peitzman actually co-produced the Spiderwick chronicles.
Saiyan13Z 2 years ago
wth thats funny
Arroy123 2 years ago
Hahahahah,
I love these movie reviews.
I can't decide whether I like this or the Wolverine one better.
KellyKeratin 2 years ago 4
yeah. i but there wasnt any card games in wolverine either
nitemaric 2 years ago
lol nice ending
"can a hero get a hug?"
"No."
narutosasuketeam 2 years ago 2
hahaha i love dan green :D he's so awesome
is this video actually made by dan green himself? please tell meee!!!
crackerz15 2 years ago
no
its made by the guy who does yugioh the abridged series
TheSheepVampire 2 years ago
oh ok thanks
you mean little kuriboh?
crackerz15 2 years ago
yes but his account got spammed 4 eva so he made a new one
TheSheepVampire 2 years ago
lol no its made by LittleKuriboh who does the YGO abridged series
xXxPharaohxXx 2 years ago
ending=win
JResc2010 2 years ago 4
hey i thought this was really funny at :40 the real name of that movie is the escape clause
and the rest of this is lol and rofl
PhoebeDee95 2 years ago
And Freddy Highmore. You rock Dan!
cegadecow 2 years ago
I think i would pay to see the movie "The Dan Green Chronicles"
sammysono0 2 years ago 28
"Ive got your golden snitch Rowling"
Lawl!
darthvaderyoda 2 years ago 3
I could use that guild for my pokedex
alphamarigi 2 years ago
i didn't even care for the book
8bitPikachu 2 years ago
spiderman at the end "can a hero get a hug?" "NO"
peanutninjas 2 years ago 8
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i can't stop laughing from "i'm going to tell you with words from my mouth" XD
SonicNerd91 2 years ago 2
You forgot the Pokemon Chronicles!
BlackRose3542 2 years ago 7
And the Umbrella/Darkside Chronicles
angbandsbane 2 years ago
LOL spiderman!!!