very funny 911 call

[opaque1231]

hahahaha soo funny.. u can tell the agent is trying his best not to laugh.. the guy goes, the deer bit me in the neck, kicked the shit outta ma car, i jumoed out and the dog bit my leg, im in a fukin phone booth . the dog wont let me out coz he wanst the deer.... now who gets the deer, me or the dog. LMAO..... i hope the deer was rescued bdw.

[NYGiants223322]

HAHAHAH

[beardsley911]

this was so funny i was literally crying at this video

[dathan80]

hoohohohohohho fuck

[nathan23vaughn]

wow so fake deer dont bight stupid

[ilovehatter1]

I need a bambalance!

[iNfEcTedcloWn69]

Hahhaha "mindin my own business then a deer ran out"

[jaratt85]

I need da bambulance

[redyoshi1985]

reminds me of that movie uh shit I can't remember what it was called now.. Had Chris Farley and David Spade.. I think it was called Tommy Boy or something like that.. HAHA they hit a deer and put it in the back of the car and it wakes up.. Oh hey I found the clip here .youtube.com/watch?v=QbSFxlfuf­9s

[jleer1]

The f*****g dear bit me in the neck!

[za1pp]

JOE!

[jimmydriveway]

It's one of the original "Jerky Boys" phone calls from at least 20 years ago.

[MechanicDan1]

Joe needs himself a Bambalance

[PrincessPink433]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KINGRODP]

I NEED A BAMBULANCE!!!...L...O....L....

[MrCitizen44]

hehe, I would of loved it if if he was in the phone booth, and he realized he left his wallet in his car XD

[Jaxington]

FAKE!!!!!!!

[FMJaustin]

@logwind the rest of the country is an embarrasment to the south. YANKEE!!!

[bobkat5859]

To BubbaLight84 the beeping is to cover up the foul words. It's not fake.

[jimmydriveway]

@bobkat5859 It is fake... it's one of the original "Jerky Boys" prank phone calls. He actually called 911, but "Joe" is an actor. youtube.com/watch?v=eCOxJLXIzY­E

[angeloflifelight]

He killed dog!?

[incubye]

I need an amberlamps !!

[RsPlyrtravis77]

REAAAAAAAAAL

[laricketson]

FAAAAAAAAAKE

[BubbaLight84]

could be real but it's odd, the recording beeps don't start until like a minute into the call then they are beeping like every five seconds. Therefore, this shit probably is fake. Try editing your BULLHSIT if you want people to actually fall for it.. Oh, and one more thing; FUCK YOU!

[motocrosschamp69]

this is faker than pamelas titts!..still cool though

[logwind]

The South is an embarassment to the rest of the country.

[simshigh]

@logwind Excuse me? Oh, we're an embarrassment to you? Well, forget about Oil, NASA, Lays, Texas Toast, and Tex Mex, enjoy your pizza pie and cockroaches.

[123bbqueen]

i need a bambulance inna muhfuckin STOP AND GOOO!! lmao!!

[DarkApteryx]

aww, that guy got bit in his mother fuckin neck by a fuckin deer xD i cant stop laughin, but i do hope he's alright

[Humanoidfreak]

Who is this?

Umm Joe!

[SLAY6R]

Lol

[xoxlollypop]

Sounds like the dispatcher put the call on loudspeaker and everyone in his office is just laughing at this mofo

[superphantom100]

lissein if you can hear in the background it sounds like the guys laughing

[Nabo00o]

Sounds like cartman grown up...

[nothing2offer]

This is someone who is copying an original (real) caller who called from a phone booth in New Jersey many years ago. He is basically reading what the real caller said. The original (real) caller was near a Sunoco station and a Ford Plant. The orginal caller was also a real black man and not a white guy trying to sound black. The orginal call startedd off with the callers saying "I need a man with a gun". The real caller was much funnier and more dramatic.

[Adam19822000]

I heard this in an onstar commercial.

[RLewisH]

28 people left the room when i posted this

[y0gh0st]

comedy

[KingSouthPromotions]

lol

[VertSk8er12]

sounds like a normal day to me.

[thereviewer1234]

this guy is fuckin hilarious

[BostonBirdman42]

Muta Fu***ng phone booth!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO

[gustercrazy]

OMGa! AHHAHAHA "Lemme tell you what I'm going down the road..."

[mewtwo9887]

i accudentaly say bambulance sometimes

[LEONARDO1LOVE]

IM AT THE MUTHA FUCKEN STOP N GO! HEHE

[Skeptic31496]

I lost my dinner laughing so hard at this

[whitestang99]

NOW who gets the deer me or the DOG LMFAO

[megnjakesnell]

"Uh yeah I need a bambulance" This is hilarious!!!

[wertygumbo]

"HEART ATTACK! CALL A BAMB-UH-LANCE!"

[hfisher352]

lmao Now let's get dis srtaight. . .the dear JUMPED out and his HIS car? haha

nd he hit a dog wit a tire iron. LMFAO!

[TWBaltz]

For some reason, minus the cursing, he sounds a bit like Jerry Reed, just less educated.

[seattlepaul11]

lmao lovn the rednecks

[danmanlott]

this sounds like chefs parents talking about the lock ness monster.

[lyssalunatic]

roadkill..

[rainpunk4life]

how big was that dog?

[swat007jp]

28 ppl missed the thumps up botton!

[toastieee1]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnny this had me laughing so hard.

[ANGRYCATATTAX]

Is it just me or do I hear someone laughing on the other end? XD

[GloinOkla]

lmao!! I deal with idiots like this on a daily basis!

[ASGStudios]

"Are you injured"

"Naow let me tell ya".

[issareign]

he at the mofucking stop and go!

[0secretusername0]

...now who gets the deer... me or the dog???

[emmidad1125]

crazy redneck lmao

[aussiebiaaach]

lol. who gets the deer ? me or the dog.

sooo soooo funny

[ayahNY]

is this 4 real guyz

[kenny1309]

@ayahNY

you would know,right?

[thesycosho]

lol wtf most funny 911 call yet but toatly fake!!!

[ashvin020290]

lol/...he said the motha f**king dog wants the deer........i guess animals do really work together against humans

[gatayrafa]

It's funny, but the poor dog and deer who had the displeasure of meeting this wackaloon... Poor animals that are smarter than him.

[Msjanelle86]

lol ahh dis is good :-)

[azgurl12390]

is this for real

[youjacqueline]

oh hell no u did not fuckin stab the dog! i would kill hiz ass

[hager999]

the mutha fuckin dog bit him, I'd kill that mutha fuckin dog too!

I'd stab at bitch till he look like swiss cheese!

[youjacqueline]

hahahahaha

[killmekitten]

Tire iron....Classic.

[gamer12362]

rofl who picks up a deer they hit and puts it in their car???

[QuuiKSiLvER1]

@gamer12362 its his din din for the week. dont question it.

[preciousthing85]

A redneck does that. I would know I married one. LMAO

[Scalarburn]

What, you've never had venison?!?! It's the shit!

[Sniper219]

219, 312. and 707 stand up!  Go Doug Banks!

[juliemulie345]

Ok other than him stabbing the dog that is hilarious. It serves him right. I hope the deer and the dog bit him again.

[hager999]

they dog and the mutha fucki deer deserved it!

especially the mutha fuckin dog, I'd stab at dat bitch

[juliemulie345]

@hager999 how did they deserve it? This idiot ran THEM over, not the other way around. I hope after the phone call they came back and killed him.

[TheAnthonyMills]

Waste of ambulance time!

[snannert]

mindin my own mothafuckin business, all of a sudden modafuckin youtubemovie bit me in the neck, come's up a giant dawg, bit me in the neck too! mindin my own business! (btw how the hell do you ever get a deer on the mothafuckin' backseat!!)

[mwinyela]

ROFLMA!

[AestheticFlavor]

Oh man, this just made my night! LMAO!

[seancovey01]

lol "I'm at the mother fuckin phone both in front of the mother fuckin stop and go!"

[bodyboardpro]

Get these mutha fuckin' deer out of my mutha fuckin' phone booth.

[cavalley1]

i heard this on bob and tom years ago. still funny though.

[GrimRetort]

Sounds like this dude is havin' a helluva night! lol "bambulance" Hehe!

[VSreverend25]

LOL

[bornactrs]

LMAO!! i say the dog should get the deer. just cuz its smarter.

[ArcanineTimberWolf]

True

[MIKEBAIL]

lol hahaha

[xfourxletterxwordx]

where did the dog come from?

[mattube13C]

no one knows

[limsniff]

Hahhaahahhahah fucking hillbilly

[lawlyoudead]

Southern pride!=D

[Willettes1]

more like southern stupidity

[Crawdaddie36]

BAMULANCE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

[PRINCESSROCKYT]

Uh....what the fuck is a damn "bambulance"?

[gemcutter187]

how is this not a white guy southerner?

[downeylova201]

Funny! lol

[Sneak693]

lol I remember this from over 10 years ago. Still funny.

[pingpongbubu]

black people... tisk tisk

[Adam19822000]

@pingpongbubu no way that's a black guy

[captainnintendo]

The exciting life of a Redneck :D

[Welshyboy101]

i like it on how he just casually says he got i tyre iron beat it to death and stabs the dog

[jeffrojohn]

i'm in my car minding my own goddamn business

a goddamn deer bit me in the neck

[pimpwitho]

lmfao omg

[OCHOA131313]

now who gets the deer, me or the dog? haha

[XXpOkErFaCeXX1]

was this suppose to be funny

cuz it really wasnt

[BintNas09]

Lol, I know for sure this dude is black...This is hella funny !!

[fadropblane]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... that is some funny shit

[pseudonamex2]

This is definitely one of the greatest calls of all time, i havent heard this one in years!

[AlDeCursoe]

did he say he needed a "Bambulance"???

[DontReadThisUsername]

in a mufuckin phone booth at the mufuckin stop n go

[Kin6X]

lmao yessssssssssssss  A BANBULANCE!!!!!!!

[redwiddle]

I read your coment and had to listen to it again, He DID say Bamulance !

[theimmortal8265]

lol you couldnt hear it the first time. O_o

[rainpunk4life]

how big was that dog?

[elsha86]

^___^

[bakalakpal]

ever think why kill ants dont they have lives just like any dog? so if u see a stray dog on the street do you just kill it?

[Gabbyb01]

funny lol iz dis real, poor dog nd deer not tha man

[cookie30227]

poor dog it didnt do anything! and he stabed it! ya im at the stop and go! lolz stupid! weird ppl cal for weird reasons!

[itzCHii]

hahahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha­hahha

[killerboy56]

LOL thats good

[giantcandy]

I think the guy should get the deer...he worked hard for it..what did the dog do to deserve it?

[LionKing17Simba]

lmfaoo!!!!!

[claireroot21]

hahahahaahahhaahahahahahahaha

[fox9ninja]

if i was the phone operator i would start cracking up XD

[CelticDruidX]

did he stab the deer or dog?

[cookie30227]

the poor dog!

[Saintsrow2322]

the dog

[califab]

that mutha fucking deer did the same mutha fucking shit to me. I've warned that mutha fucka before but that mutha facka ain't listening.

[lustig4992]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! "yeah, that's it! I'm at the muthafuckin stop-n-go!" HAHAHA!!

[iAmRandom32]

his favorite word: mother fuckin *insert word here*

xD

[CORSONtheBEST]

lol

[CupcakePuddingXD]

i got lost when he said hes at the phone booth and started swearing o.o

[MrKushkush00]

lmao im in a mutha fuckin phone booth

[snakebite1423]

well the dog was hungry!!!! and the deer was mad ass hell cuz u hit him!!!!!!!

[chino909310]

FUKING FUNNY motha fuckin put the deer in his back seat driving minding his own business.... who the fuck puts a deer in their back seat like nothing..

[adamdanialofficial]

you should've put subtitle, i can't understand anything

[bbox]

LMFAO!!

[AndrewRhoderick]

MUTHA FUCKIN TIRE IIIIIIIRON

[AndrewRhoderick]

WHO GETS THE DEER? ME OR THE DOG?

[eliasthesportsfan]

it bite me and kicked my car

[jenniferkreshmine]

lol this is fucking funny shit!

[jado818]

Animals like this guy 0.0

[adogg619]

Great stuff!

This is going in my favorites! :)

[ardpoonergow]

funniest thing ever, ive watched it 8 times and im adding it to my myspace hahahaa.

[sassynsweet19]

LMAO!!!!!!

[titoferni29]

This is Hilarious

[drinnaFyolifesonn]

lol

i need a bambulace!

'im in the muthafuckin phone booth at the muthafuckin stop n go, yea, yea thats it im at the muthafucking stop n go'

lmao

[FINCaesar]

lmao :D

[SweetJulietta]

transcription plisssss :(

[BubbaHoTep01]

LOL, this is really old, I remember Mancow trying to pawn it off as one of his phone scams.

[oxv9]

lol! the dog wants you out of the phone booth

[schnitzal]

I NEED A BAMBALANCE.

[thisblackgirl]

loooooooooooooool

[supergreatbrian]

if you think thats DiCo you should go watch CKY again

[HarrrisBCFC]

it's brandon dicamillo.

[niceguy7583]

If you call 911, cant they get a location of where you are? Why do they ask for your location?

[Iamthezen1]

depends on the software they use and it also depends on if they're calling from a landline or cell phone. This guy is calling from a landline so they should be able to.

[BratcherLev]

I heard this 15 years ago... I'd imagine their ability to track calls wasn't nearly as good then

[karlb070707]

haha deer jumped out and hit my car, wtf lol

[Urbanz1975]

This is fake, its that Joe wilson comedian who makes prank calls.

[ltflermy]

A comedian called 911 as a prank? Jesus he could get in shit for that.

[Capnkoons7051]

Who gets the deer, me or the dog?? Fuckin' hilarious! Bambalance!!!

[TJadeC]

hahahah 'the motherfucker woke up and then kick the shit out of my car'

this guy is a legend

[MoneyDevil94]

Ok sir... you need to calm the mother fuckin down while we send a mother fuckin ambulence to your mother fuckin place

[MoneyDevil94]

Ok sir... you need to calm the mother fuckin down while we send a mother fucking ambulence to your mother fuckin place

[MrAlxz]

Motherfuckin' deer, motherfuckin dog, motherfuckin neck, motherfuckin phone booth!

so shadowoOfBlood your saying that because his iq is not high enough he should not get assistance?