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  • I was at a checkout line in a grocery store and the magazine on the rack had the headline that read " top 10 things men want in bed " There were a few men in line in front of me so I held up the magazine and told them that if all 10 aren't the same thing the article was written by a woman.

  • LOL sour kitties and dead fucks lol

  • I'm guilty of being a Princess. Buah! I need to improve!! Thank you, sex-lady!

  • Great video! Speaking as a guy, if I can be creative then why can’t the woman? I like to be motivating! Not to put down women – some women are very creative and have an incredible attitude. To women: If you “don’t know what to do” it’s not your fault – the guy should (eventually) let you know, one way or another, unless he’s a whoosh – but the question is: “Will you listen to him?”

  • The hygiene, appearance, and lack of effort are all things that guys need to be mindful of as well. Don't forget to clean your dick, and please put on some clean clothes.

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  • Ladies, eat pineapples for aromatic, tasty kitties.....just sharing...gents, watermelons..lots

  • ur so smart. n i love watching ur vids

  • Hey, i'm a female and i have noo idea what to do in bed, have no idea at all! :O

    Somone wanna lern me? NOT cuz i am horny! I just wanna learn!! :S

  • 2:06-2:40 translation clean your pussy god!. and guys too women don't like sweaty smelly balls. unless they actually ask you for that i have met some women like that........

  • i need help ;/

    Im a man with morals but no religion and when i see some hot chicks, specially on summer it pisses me off to have some pre-ejaculate fluid on my boxers some say this happens when a man has not been sexually active for a long period of time wich is true i dont masturbate and i prefere to go with sex, but my problem is that i cant do anything after having this i am psychologically influenced by it so i have to wash myself and my clothes because i see ths almost as if it was poo :P

  • Let me make it simple ladies . . . (1) Blow-job, (2) Tickle my balls and then (3) Make me something to eat.

  • @lambda1982 lmaoooo

  • I love that the people who are answering to this are mostly male XD

  • Stupid woman. Who plays dead for a bear?

  • How dare you! Sweatpants are sexy!

  • @woodenbandman I agree

  • tnks lora sometimes we as women fail to admit tht our hygiene practices are far from cleanly

  • Girl, Listen to Her. She is honest, to the point and real. And please, nag dating with dogs or hog wild, this girl is honest and trying to help ! Play nice!

  • By the way... I also would like to mention for ALL the ladies. Some tips on how to keep a good smelling house. A lot of women do not know this but using regular fragrant scented soaps are BAD for the kittie, mmk? and DO NOT use perfumes!!! This can create bacteria/odor and it increases your risk of a yeast infection too. Either use a unscented soap... or what I PREFER is Summers Eve feminine wash it's actually not soap... This will keep the kittie healthy and smelling good. We all want that.

  • I agree, great tips!!! Sometimes I don't get ppl when it comes to sex, it's like come on.... common sense plz? lol

  • LOL SKS! yes please wash your coochie.

  • she is CORRECT!!!! and im a guy

  • milfffffff

  • Yea true all this , listen what she says girls

  • sks thats so fucin funny and true wash your ass

  • That's good because I wouldn't want to be with a guy who had all these complains about me so thanks for not coming on to me.

    Especially if the guy says the he has a penix and I shoudl also have a penis I don't want a be a man or anything than who I am so I don't even see an issue.

  • i hate it when girls are zombie like in bed...

  • lol man!! SKS wow thats a 1st.!

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  • Women Should Put effort lookinq good

    if there DATING the Man thats called First impression . after awhile when you start to get serious blah blah and you been with him for a whilee then it who Gives a SHit ? all these tips are neccesary only for the beggininq.

  • always wash YA PUSSSY LADies !WOMEN BE SMELLINg like Fishh down there && ima Girl But when ima get busy with a MAn i make Sure My baby Down There is 100% Ready to gO !

  • @SiisiiLovESMJ My cock smells like a fish.

  • NO SMELLING COOCHIE PLS

  • what men DONT want in bed? THE WRONG WOMAN...LOL

  • Her mouth is big :O

  • What men don't want in bed......AN INVOICE!

  • ur funny :P

  • "humping a star fish"

  • I find it kind of disturbing how the guy actually got that analogy.

  • All good points well made,but fundamentally

    Sex is a cart,Love is a Horse,NEVER EVER get into a cart without the horse.

    The spirit of the man MUST be in love with the woman,before we get anywhere near a bed!!

    Then his fire will simply consume her,as should be

  • only women gave you +1's. this is simply not true. the best sex is in the first 3 months of any relationship. its not love that makes the sex good it is the newness and exciting factor. it is the fact that you don't know what to expect. when you do know what to expect, well sex gets worse then, and i think you already know that.

  • you obviously havent yet met your true person...

  • If your husband can't "get it up",

    its because you''ve gotten fat/ugly or the sex is boring.

    That's it.

    Sad truth.

  • +1 for you, amazing women, i had to show these videos to my fiancee..

  • smart lady

  • ENTHUSIASM & PASSION= GREAT SEX

    A woman with bad skin is very unattractive.

  • marry me

  • Thank you so much for this video! I am having my girlfriend watch it and hopefully she takes your advice. Much appreciated!

  • it was all good except the last part, women shouldnt have to look attractive for men, if a man really wants to be with you he wont care what you look like. 'putting in effort' bullshit, he should put in effort telling the woman shes beautiful no matter what!

  • I take it you're single or you're with a dude who looks like a slug. You either put in some effort or your guy goes elsewhere, especially if your guy is working out and staying in shape. So should you!

  • why would u wanna date a man like that? its shallow. just be urself, and not worry if ur hot enough for somebody. i've dont put in any effort and ive been with the same guy for almost a year. he likes me when i wake up in the morning with fucked up hair and he likes me when im dressed nicely. it doesnt matter to him, and it shouldnt matter to other men.

  • exactly

  • thank you,im glad somebody has a brain here.

  • Yeah, but if a women really loves a man, she's going to want to look good for him. And if he told her she looked beautiful no matter what, that would be lying.

  • beautiful no matter what that goes against all logic men should never flatter a woman if they dont fell like she deserves it

    men who do that have no character and no self control and these are very unnatractive traits to a woman

  • isnt she a gorgeus woman??? or what

  • Good advice, and it applies to men, too! I've encountered a few lazy men in my day. However, I've had a problem. I don't overdo compliments with my fellow, but when I do, he either denies them or tells me it's what I say to all the other guys I've been with. It's a little disheartening. So, you know, if you get a compliment, just say thanks.

  • AHAHAHAHA.

  • Girls definately have a tendency to sit and do nothing, whereas only one in twenty are probably hot enough to get away with it. Even though that's no justification anyway..

  • You're amazing!

  • Awh Lora you're gorgeous! I read your emails every week, and even sent you one today.

    Your guy must feel like the luckiest guy ever!

    I think it's great that you have youtube videos too!

    Of course,

    Happy Sex :)

  • smart woman

  • what men dont want in bed ??? a nagging bitch

  • hahahaha exactly

  • LOOOOL YES!!!

  • LAWL

    2:07

    why i had to end my last relationship.

    eff that

  • About freakn time a woman worked it out!

    GIRLS, LISTEN TO THIS WOMAN, SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT!!!

    All of it too, and most definetly about the sks, yuk...

  • well i'm off to do heroin

    bye

  • agreed

  • Ha-my bf loves the way I smell-it's phernomes. Yes shower daily, but if a guy doesn't like the way you smell, well it isn't ever going to be good.

  • Humans don't secrete pheremones. You might not need a doctor, but you definitely need a new excuse...

  • ULTRA LOLZ

  • nice

  • LOL SKS!!!

  • Chicks that just lay there, do it for 1 reason. the dude isn't up to par. If your rocking her shit you don't need positive enforcement, you'd know it. Shes having sex for her benefit too, so if shes just laying there shes f'ing bored and wishing you were either Bigger, or able to go for more then 2 mins.. Everything else on this vid is true, and goes for guys too. dont have Sour Dick Syndrome.

  • seriously!

  • This bitch is hilarious

  • SKS!!! HAHAHAHA

  • haha great advice!!

  • Hehe. I love this girl. Don't be a sour kitty!

  • wow i love this woman.. she really knows the real deal.. and the bonus to that is Shes amaizingly hot..

  • hahahaha nice.

  • I disagree with some of these claims. Clams are great in bed. When you're finished you can turn over and go to sleep. No complaints. Also clams can be used again and again and again. You don't have to feed and best of all if they take other partners no need to be jealous. Clams are easy to replace without costly legal process. I have to go now want to watch again

  • good video!

  • this is really a man.

  • i liked it

  • Lora is breathtakingly BEAUTIFUL!!! Such a intelligent and sexy woman!! She has the perfect body and a gorgeous face!!!

  • AAAAAAAHAHAHA s.k.s OMMMMGGGG SHES HALRIOUS BUT SO TRUE

  • haha "sour kitty syndrome"

  • It's kinda like humping a starfish hahaha

  • lol you are amazing

  • Lora is absolutely AWESOME!!! Get into it!!! It's SEX!!!! The Best Advice!!!

    Play hostess so that they want to come back often and stay for a long time!! Mmmmm Yesssss!!

    Everyone should read "Bliss in the bedroom" and follow Lora's advice for a fulfilling, happy sex life!

  • zomgfkg she's soo like i wana....anyway loooolll sour kitty syndrome...bwahahahahaha

  • LOL! Mow the lawn!! 2:27 .

  • I agree with all of them, but on the 3rd with compliments, I'd recommend that you try to compliment something genuinely.

    Faking and complimenting something that you don't really feel like complimenting is a turnoff.

    Cheers Ladies, we love you!

    Man.

  • I think communal relationships should be legal.

    Wife swapping is one. Polygomy is another, that way guys will commit and women will not be so needy.

  • lmfao ur hilariousss!!

  • Men need to clean their "house" too

  • @noonelikeme09 Manscape. lol ;)

  • Why can't you welcome the man home with ruby red lips, covered in whip cream and a little bow? I see nothing wrong with that...

  • why is a woman talking about what MEN don't like in bed?

  • Completely agreed! I have been married 15 years and every day- unless I am sick as hell... I go freshen up- apply my make up where needed and fix my hair,change my clothes if I got all dirty from the day.... right before my hubby comes home. He still wants me like he did 20 years ago!

  • Everything you're saying is correct.

  • It sounds pretty stupid when you can't say the word "vagina" instead of "kitty", looks like it should make us uncomfy to talk about it in a natural way.

    Also, I agree with beig "clean" but not about smelling like spring flowers deodorant (since your body will always have a natural light odor).

    About the rest.... Prolly it's just matter of comunication, self respect and interest..

  • A lot can be communicated with the eyes and that goes both ways. Try just being quiet and affectionate.

    Peace

  • To tell the truth, I don't think there was ever anything I've enjoyed more than paying attention to my lady. She was smart and witty and funny and.. mysteriously confusing. But most of the fun was trying new things to see if I could figure her out more. Trying to see what she liked more was actually interesting enough that I set aside playing halo with my buds! Freaky, I know, but very true. God I miss her, she's dead now but I will cherish every second of talking to her.

  • Well, I really wish that people would stop coming up with TOP TENS things for MEN in bed and come up with what WOMEN want in BED!

    Its almost like the men are the only one who are suppose to get pleased.

    The reason why those girls are lying down playing dead b/c there men suck in bed..and they shouldn't fake that he's good to make him feel like a "hero".

    So there's a reason behind the no compliments..

    and effort?? Why can't u ask some men to make some effort!

  • Actually.. I agree with you! I don't think most of us guys really do put in enough effort, I also don't think we pay enough attention to the details. We're too impatient and want to get to the good part like fast forwarding a movie instead of enjoying the rest that leads to the climax, and I agree it should be reciprical. A guy would be infinitely better in bed if he was actually paying attention to the details and helping by pleasing when the lady shows she enjoys something.

  • Your a good man..I hope u find someone as special as the one you lost.

    I am happy I found a guy( my boyfriend) who has the same feeling about sex that I do..it makes sex so much more enjoyable..

  • Thank you for your condolences. I'm hoping I meet somebody awesome the way she was too, not that I'm looking for an exact match or anything though. That would be ridiculous.

    That's awesome! I'm glad you've got a guy that's such a good match for you, it isn't an easy thing to accomplish. There are just so many guys out there that are unsavory in ways that the chances of finding the good guys are relatively slim.

  • TRUST ME...i know how hard it is! lol

  • agreed.

  • LOOOOL! i agree haha

  • makes me glad to be a lesbian

    orgasm every time

    hahahahahaha sucks for you

  • bcount: LMAO. but, i'm always sexually satisfied with my man. I'm just pointing out how these sexual advice are always geared toward women pleasing men. Never vice versa..as if a woman doing these "unattractive" behaviors are done because they don't want to have sex. We do, we just don't want to have BAD SEX. and if hes sucks then we will be making excuses and looking like crap.

    LOL!!

  • hahah ok

  • its not just about sex its the joy of bringing up children which we were biologically and mentally made to do feel sorry for you fucking dyke.

  • oh no i cant have kids let me go cry in my corner

    hahahah yeah right bitch i have never wanted kids and love it!!! whats great about them you waist your money on some annoying teenager while i buy a new plasma TV

    Woot Woot!!

  • i don't have a kids i have sex with animals so i guees that makes two of us..

  • sorry i'm not a werido who fucks pigs

    i'm a dyke see-ya

  • I can't stand trying-to-hard-to-be-a-feminis­t-dyke carpet munchers like you. I have no problems with lesibans and what-not, but dykey bitches likie you, are usually butch women with a hormone im-balance and so hate men becuase they don't find you door frame shape and size attractive. I think its best you don't reproduce.

  • i could'nt agree more

  • STFU U FAGGOT

  • Then don't click on a video talking about what men want in bed?

  • Ya know what they want? Not women. They want a stable monogamous girl in a fat free liposuctioned airbrushed body that is 24 years old.

  • ur sad. lol.

  • lol..sooo tru!

  • ......wow. you speak the truth with so much ferocity.

  • Man that is how I feel about men compleatly. Are you a man my age? Lets get together and bitch about the opposite sex. Its a match made in heaven.

  • Yes , I'm your age , but the vices I mentioned only really apply to women . Men these days have bad faults too , but these are not it .. they just have different issues .

  • Ok, you know what; what you are saying may apply to some or to many women. But out of all the billions of women IN THE WORLD that is one of the most biased statement to women in general that I have ever heard. That is an incredible insult to me and an incredibly DICK thing to say! I'm sure that almost all women have one of those vices in some quality-but that doesn't mean that women are made up of nothing but vices!! Grrrrrr you especially get me with the American part.

  • i agree im a chick and i hate us girls are so evil!

    go by my motto

    "boys are badnews.......girls are WORSE.

    sorry but itz true most girls are horrible

  • Well I know I shouldn't generalise , but that's the opinion that women have given me over the years. This womans' advice supposes that every facet of a relationship should be judged and measured by the few moments indulged in sex. The complete opposite is true . In every way possible you should measure your relationship on everything but sex . The entire value structure of the world today is wrong , ( including every sentence uttered by this mind numbingly clueless woman )

  • Seriously, I thought I was the only one who thought that. Us girls think too much of ourselves.

  • agreed :)

  • yup :)

  • i don't like playing dead or clark-kenting my bf, but dammit i also hate lying.

  • LMAO!!

    Great vid...loved the "housekeeping" bit!

  • Bah, just don't be a fatty, and bend over. The horn dogs will get to work! (^_^)

  • Good video :D

  • I don't think women are trying to "point out thier flaws", I think they're just looking for a compliment like you say the guys need whilst in bed (which by the way in most mens' cases would mean that the woman would have to lie.)

  • Perhaps not a lot of women you know, but I get a LOT of letters from women stating just that... It's prevalent enough that I did feel like I should address it.

  • Okay, that last "tip" brought the feminist movement back about 1000 steps lol

  • Then you are an idiot.

  • this is SOO real.

  • Yes it is about attitude, if you want to do it, the technique solves itself!

  • You're really good at talking! Great video

  • Lmao humping a starfish

  • thank u u saved my life i would have droped down death or somethink like tat tank you

  • you're sexy, you look like you want it bad, lets do it.

  • hi u talk all about what the men want but when r the men gonna find out what we girls like. im sick of faking it in bed been 2 yrs now haha.

  • then say something bitch

  • I agree. Not in the same 'words' but, how is your man going to know what you like if you don't teach him? Most men do not get offended if you guide them to what you like, its all about communication. Every woman likes different things and not every man knows what every woman likes. So quit being the blow-up doll and take charge.

  • The starfish line was hilarious! Well said, and great to hear this stuff stated outright. You're wonderful!

  • humping a starfish!!!!! lmao!!!LOL XD

  • Momma Laura - This is priceless.

  • "Sour kitty syndrome" = AWESOME

  • Perfect.

  • So funny! I love it when chicks think like this. There's hope! Keep it up Lora, the world needs you!

  • Hilarious!

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