Pick-Up Lines

[smittens888]

Lol you called yourself

[UniQueLyEviL]

THE FOREVER-A-KONE FACE WILL BE IN MY DREAMS

[kktcguard]

I wanted to know the money girl pick up line!!! >.<

[kristykayyy]

haha.

[LuxaDiamond]

??????????????????? the end...

[MrHinderance]

Forever a kone.

[nucksfordacup]

Where do you live, North Pole? Its never so bright outside at 10:30 at night.

[enoilgag1]

nice phone dude

[flatronl1915SLG]

none of these work, you're terrible

[TheBurningTire]

whats up with asians and being popular on youtube >:O

[zane7248]

That first one is fucked up

[NarutoFan9787]

hahha anyone else notice his shirt in this video matches his channel!

[Plottoberry]

Don't feel bad. I never go out on the weekend and get picked on all the time.

[MarcosCompost]

@Plottoberry lol why would that make him feel better?

[roadrunner88]

LOL @ parody of ULCA girl... " CHING CONG LING LONG TING TONG"

[Hobbit823]

Forever a Kone

[zippythewildone]

Most of these are dumb, but I love the Pavlov one.

[Palaciosc2012]

i like your ringtone

[Devoti]

lol at friday

[riddleinkid]

Perhaps your lady is an animal lover. Theres a LION for that. AHA.. AHA.

[sicklytev15]

@claudiojunior151

dude, to fap means to jack off

[seniorcrunch]

Forever a kone

[TheInFormer500]

@seniorcrunch forever a drone

[BrockManson]

the once flowing locks of TWK are now disappearing...into thin hair. :o

[Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh]

I want to be in your head, lady.

[gumble23]

Time for a new phone maybe?

[Yayukiko]

LOL

[XMMAFANX]

Last part kinda scared me lol.

[WTFhaxors]

I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

[TaraLC93]

hahaha ucla girl refreneces ...

[clovelywindheaven]

AHHAHA i love your self depreciative humour..so dam funny

[024skate]

theres an app for that lol

[chavochavo22]

aww poor winekone

[StretchGargan]

Anyone else wonder why the video title is "Pick-up lines" and then in the suggestion box there is one for rebecca black? :(

[VZ7inHD]

I will not approach a Food Lover.

[NinjaX11]

Forever thewinekone



[cdltpx]

2 places to pick up females supermarket and the web web chicks were slap nuts they wanted sex and you never see them again the girls in the supermarket had children and wanted relationship but I was not open to raising another mans nest of kids. I settled for a female with one kid we met on the net 11 years ago rest is history. Basically I don't see the practicality in multiple partners I have always tried to maintain one except when I was pre 19 I was a slut in the thick of things every chance.

[32940]

ha. loved the ucla girl reference

[supersaiyan2ian]

forever thewinecone?

[papagunz45]

Man, your a funny ass dude!

[shadowa911]

Strangely, there's a Rebecca Black video in the related section.

cough.

[Laszczka]

Forever alcapone ! :(

[GooseHinson]

LOL I didn't expect the ending.

[ateyeh]

You are getting bold!

[patpatboy2]

I would really like to see a new video... I miss the days when I was little watching you do your creepy stuff... nostalgia for the win!

[christianfff]

I thought he looked like quagmire at first..

[cpckrock]

I'd hit it?

[strongbutmighty]

is it just me? or are famous youtubers videos getting more and more "alice-in-wonderland-y"

[Dhuman571]

@strongbutmighty

Just because you don't know how to internet doesn't mean herp derp derp.

Coloncrucified?

[strongbutmighty]

@Dhuman571 K

[strongbutmighty]

@Dhuman571 Ohk.

[JayMoreProductions]

I want a new video. Tomorrow would be nice.

[ICutOffMyBalls]

WTF @ ending!!

[slus90]

The end was funny. But awkward. Well, it's some HA-HA's.

That guy on the phone sounds like every guy's token friend, eh.

[ThePanasonicDream]

Oh, look, you're taking a 4chan meme and being a total faggot with it. I wish you were dead.

[SindielxEternal]

We're here for you Tony.

[kesun15]

HAHAHAHAAAA the ending made me burst. XD

FOREVER...aloooooone.

[rinwhr]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHING CHONG LING LONG

[jerryfunshow]

you would swallow your own seed....wouldn't you

[omniskittles]

oh em gee... what the heck i kind of just got scared there.

[boomerxxx]

You're balding.

[galatasaray710]

change that ringtone pleaseandthankyou

[moiseman]

ching chong

[Razzics]

DEAR THEWINEKONE,

YOU'RE A FUCKING COOKIE CUTTER YOUTUBE USER

REALIZE THAT AND FUCKING LEAVE NOW

[artivisual]

You are teh smoothest. I'd totally punch you in the throat :)

[HellaWithLotsOfZs]

LMAO I just watched this 2 weeks ago and just now noticing the Friday song.

[twilightangel00]

10:35PM and the room is super bright from the sun lol

[jzjess23]

@twilightangel00 you sure he doesn't have really really really good lighting? XD

jess

[twilightangel00]

@jzjess23

i just noticed that lol

[jzjess23]

@twilightangel00 lol its kk <3 :3

jess

[GrimmR101]

whaaaaat just happened in the end........Will you marry me!?

[Ohemgee35]

OMG!!! rebecca black and alexandria wallace joke in the same vid!! i cant take it!hahahahahahaha! =]

[Procrastinater09]

sorry wincone guy,. that won kindda sucked.good luck next time, but your still good.

[MrDougIsHere]

LOL!!!!!! the ending is SOO FUNNY!

[CaptainCrane]

Didn't wanna laugh. I laughed.

[CLSkill]

Whats up with all of the bj lines, wat about some puss

[Escargotpudding]

lololol: "I've decided that I will always randomly shave my head since people love talking about the baldness of it every time I do so. Whenever I grow it out, any bald references stop. It's fascinating."

[itsaizahbiatch]

Lolol

[bryan760]

You still have that game boy cabinet. LOL

[Saeko]

There's...and app? For that?

[BlackieChan1221]

ur ringtone makes me wanna kill myself....

[Samyra244]

your hair looks terrible

[supermax1998]

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

[gunzpk3r]

i give you a nickel if u tickle my pickle.

[Grandpwner99]

I thought he would say 7:00 AM xD

[BJisRad]

lol nice....those lines will work right?

[khmerbraveheart]

wow.. havent watch his videos for awhile.. haha, still funny eh? but the ending was unecpected and weird haha..

[fr3d420]

Forever a Ching Chong

[plica06]

Never stop making videos.. never!

[ri394]

for those of you who didn't understand the last bit,

search "circle of fap" on google images.

[coolazn81]

@ri394 Its actually Forever Alone

[ri394]

@coolazn81 but "circle of fap" actually explains why the character makes such a face. in forever alone, the guy just makes the face, and it doesn't tell us why.

[LisaJMoore]

So, you think I should stop making videos myself on Friday nights and go get laid?????Hmmm, Tony.....mabye you have a point.....after all it is easier for a girl to accomplish this than a guy....bye sweet thang! THANX

[bloodspilla55]

0:45 Was that Rebbecca Black?

[SoffeMcCracken]

I read about three pages of comments and not a single comment about Rebecca Black? my gosh!

[calendor01]

povlov one was epic

[menstick1]

i wanna put my thingy in to your thingy

[ahbander7856]

love how you make fun of rebecca black and alexandra wallace :) ching chong ling long ting tong!

[sheena11j]

receding hairline

[azngliger]

Dude don't stop what you do! Your videos are thee best out there!

[JDubbsTheatre]

Ching chong ling long ting tong? I just don't understand your crazy Canadian talk.

[Frivillig]

More videos pleaassseeee! I dont fudging get why you have so few viewrs when other shitty channels that post things that arent even their material and then come up with some fu***** simple joke gets so many more views than you.

[Jawigalah]

Sweet Game Boy cabinet man! Haven't watched you in years, you still rocking!

[ashlola]

i like this. i dont love it bc that stupid friday song is there. haha ;)

[spicedmoondust]

you are so silly :) My mom yelled at me for watching this video though.... BAHAHA!!!

[TechN9ne510]

Hey stop telling on yourself about how you can't get no pussy and stuck at home making lonely videos. Listen to your friend go out and fuck some real BITCHES that's if you like BITCHES. Don't talk about it Be about it...

[spicedmoondust]

@TechN9ne510

dude hes just messing around....

[TechN9ne510]

Don't be mad cause your little dick is two small and two inches long... Get a real bitch and she'll tell you... It's ok there's penis medication that makes you little dick little bigger.... LOL LOL LOL ..... Thanks and reply and I will tell you where to get them at Mr Little Dick

[TechN9ne510]

Hey fag I was never looking up your fag ass videos. It just poop up on my youtube page. I though it was one of those funny video of funny guy.. Like KevJumba Fag. hahahahhahahhahaha.. But I tell you what if yo need some real Pussy I know some real BITCHES, but your two inch little dick can't handle dude. hahahhaa........ Get a real bitch BITCH then we can communicate FAG.. You look gay by the way very

[jaatrickjaa]

@TechN9ne510 think ur sick?

[yaoiXfreak]

@TechN9ne510 How can you look gay? Unless he is literally on screen fucking or getting fucked by a guy, I dont see how that statement makes ANY sense O.o

[macsaretehgood]

the best thing about this video is the gameboy shelf. where'd you get that? XD

[JP4OT]

I love this guy. No homo .

[SnaveNareik]

Best start to a video ever.

[montazum10]

Tony,

Thanks for the laugh.

-DJ

[SteveAskar]

Friday?!!? NOOOOOOO

[KarlwinsFive]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[BradTheAmerican]

I tried all these, and then my mom slapped me.

[SailorXOdesSa]

XD

[moonorc]

hahaha nice final with forever alone

[DisappearingBoy88]

formspring.me / PatrickIn1

[CLSkill]

terrible

[TechN9ne510]

What's up with your forehead and your pick-up line is soooooooooo corny and lamo.. Don't quit your day job dude and nice try and you talking to a guy come on man ..... Gay... and bored. Go get so real PUSSY.. PUSSY.

[Twidgett02]

@TechN9ne510 You were looking up "Pick up lines" on Youtube and you're telling someone to go get pussy? Irony is a bitch sometimes, isn't it?

[whoo689]

You have 140k subs, yet your latest videos are barely getting HALF that, for some reason. As College Humor guy would say, how's that even possible??

What, do half your subscribers see these vids and be like, "Eh, this looks dumb. Next video"?? Weird

[zzzhuh]

1:36, you turn on captions and you might shit your pants. 2:11 is fucked up as well.

[MysteryLogic]

hahaha, well thanks tony for helping ur males viewers

[Xtrandom]

ching chong ling long ting tong...

[fndmntlbubble]

you need to not shave your head... it always looks patchy and weird lol

[Brndnrchrdsn85]

why does this have so many likes?

[darkxnite2]

I just noticed the UCLA and Friday allusions. Mindfucked.

[VideoLogDotCom]

And if they like Friday you should tell them you remind me of Rebeca Black Song it sure is a liking song...

[Memegymnast]

IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!

[LukeandGary]

FOREVER!...Alone , dude amazing ending with the silence then the random head deformed haha classic!

[simonchang23]

tony- freestyle in your next vid!

all i asked for last christmas was a father and a cold cut sandwich. i didnt get either. you and santa fucking owe me a video.

[ont]

1:42 OMG TWK REYİZ!

[DigiWax]

Very nice morph to forever alone mate :)

[mackomacko]

forever a kone!

[appppppppple]

is this supposed to be funny?????

[megalisstudio]

 I haven't checked out your channel in like a year. It's the same!! I..think that's good...sort of i guess. anyway. nice shirt.

[Antweezy1989]

I love you gameboy shelf its dopeeee!!!

[JBitzz]

LoL So random at the end!

[ligerwolf]

My face the ENTIRE TIME

=O!!!!!!!! in shock!

omgomgomgom so funny! : ]

[kobashe]

FOREVER ALONE.

[PATOLOCO1985]

It sucks to be you.



[d1drifter87]

ooooooohhh ching chong ling long ting tong!!! watch?v=DmIFnSrlzPY

[tdogz1]

you b tard i still think you funny



[ArisuUsagawa]

Holy shit! Forever alone! XD

[shawnio]

k the end kinda scared me

[xiaorishu]

Love the ringtone xD

[aika092]

Wow that's an awesome catchy ringtone, I love Rebecca Black she's my role model

[Deflin]

Like tickling a belly button from the inside, this was good.

[vvfking]

Hehe, Thewinekone has always been funny :-)

[Ekriuz]

isnt it more sad he is talking to himself on his own phone?

[SaberFTW]

too much 4chan.

[tadshackles]

BEST

RINGTONE

EVER

[kukelz]

Omfg that end! I totally didnt see that coming? Mannnn that cracked me up.

[ADHDSuperHeroStudios]

Hahaha! When he asked what time it was I looked at my clock and said 10:35 than to my shock and horror so did TWK!

[lolololhax]

LOL ching chong ling long ting tong. Genius.

[13Knives1]

HAHA I just got a girlfriend last week. Good times. I'm still going to use these on her though.

[FenrirLaeon]

:04 seconds in and I already Liked and Favorited.

[Synergyzer3]

ting tong ling long shing shong king kong quing quong

[jlkology05]

YOURE LOSING YOUR HAIR!!!!

[mesmerino]

You should make a Rebecca Black Friday cover.

[nickg82]

The awkward silence after the phone call is hilarious.

[Fredman5551]

360p?

come on kone, youre above that

[RahnzVKeitaro]

The fucking face scared the shit out of me

[elemental12345678900]

You are going bald...but you knew that right?

I dig your answer to the phone xD Haha!