I never asked for this.

[lalamonkeydude]

watch?v=FgSQ5lZBNjw

I never askde for this

[MrMammine]

1:00 XDDDDD

[youweon]

1:00 wut??

[bombmistro]

not to sound like a fool but... game?

[nightseifer]

@bombmistro Deus Ex Human Revolution

[ThePichu7892]

0:24 Now THAT'S how you raid a tips jar.

[tamerseeker]

0:04 Ole school drug intervention.

[Kha00100LeD]

imma kill Gerald when I get home .. Gerald is already dead bitch!

[1Kelvar]

I love how the same random black guy comes to help.

[daggerls]

Whatever.

[posivy]

THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT A MAN WHOS AUGMENTED!

POW

"uh."

[3DMasterST]

0:05 Dat Ass

[SODEMO2007]

I never asked for this arrow in the knee.

[ANIOLATORV]

HE ASSASINATED GEORGE BUSH!!! 2:16

[Impulse9090]

What if I asked for this?

[SaturdayNightsME]

And this my friends is how you greet people.

[s0litudes]

I never asked for this, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[amelo007]

jensen's an asshole sometimes

[ismolaitela6666]

well... cant blame him.... he never asked for this

[HighHippy101]

just saying but the crossbow rules in this game!

[R33Racer]

LOL AI =P

[Asrakorn]

2:16 lololollolollool

[LeNNaKo]

Good thing he stopped the dancer. He was horrible.

[pacemaker2point0]

0:10 look at that fucker having a seizure behind Jensen's back

[HatedMaggot666]

27 people never asked for this

[RobertJoplin]

my abilitee to spell korrectly seemz slightlee augmented...

[skuterixas91]

my sence of humor is augmented i never asked for this

[DragonSpikeXIII]

-Alex Jensen: Augmented Jerk-

[MarksmanXz]

@DragonSpikeXIII Alex Jensen?

[DCbrawlfan23]

GTA in the future

[AJWenger1]

Agreed. Someone with dancing skills that horrible must NOT be allowed to roam free! It might reproduce!

[orochai]

THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF 1:35

[PockyDuckk]

I love the spinny hand takedown

[StevXtreme]

1:02 AAAAGH!! *feign death*

[JamesMc294]

what a rotten way to die

[Specterish]

Looks like you nailed O'Malley in the completely wrong way...

[ThisisSigma200]

0:33 jensen's dance is too epic everyone falls off their chair and dies.

[Sercil00]

NEVER compliment jensen for his augmentations! he never asked for this, damnit! be a little more tactful

[Treblaine]

"My pimp hand is augmented"

[Alexey2k5]

Whatever.

Whatever.

Whatever.



[TheMarksmenCat]

that's racist!

[HardlyAstounding]

His dance moves are augmented.

[theplock99]

And thats what happens when you download a beta!

[vincentator2]

wow what game is this??

[MegaPieceOfCrap]

@vincentator2 Deus Ex: Human Revolution

[14copycat]

1:52 awsome!!

[13AnGeL666]

2:09 heh never saw this one in my game.. it must be a kill in the face

[robby12320]

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

[Mantax66]

You dare challenge ADAM???!!!!

[HTankGlory]

Hat's off to build anim on the model @0:37 XD

[ironfist133]

Haha! 0.33secs "Whoah...Whop,p,pp,a!

[minecraftaddicttomax]

adam Jensen is a killer on the dance floor quite literally

[escopeteroce]

What a shame

[bman45cal]

Yeah, RIP.

[Shephard888]

I love how at 0:42 the other random black guy actually attacks first, like "Oh shit, brotha in trouble, better go help him!"

[condorX2]

that break dancer hair look like the one who sang "breath the pressure!"

[gmanleader0]

lol @ perfect beginning

"There's something about a man who's augmented!"

AJ: I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS! *punch*

[condorX2]

@gmanleader0 but he did asked for it after he failed going up against other aug super soliders :S

[Dylanfps]

every time i see that dancing douch bag i punch him in the fucking mouth

[Shadowking640]

whatever

[saygoodnightmanuel]

Chick: "whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever..."

Jensen: AAAAAARRRRGHHHHH! *unloads 50 clips of heavy rifle ammo*

[condorX2]

@saygoodnightmanuel lol its my body whatever!

[JoakimJockeHansson]

I want his voice so bad, get every girl I want o___o

[PlanckLimit]

*Shoots merc with dart gun. Merc collapses.*

Nho! Wait dont..

*Unconscious merc slowly slides off balcony and into view of camera.*

[ColdLand88]

2:01 'It's ok I'll wait'

[Petersaberros]

1:55 unicorn

[MrBlurrySpartan]

I never asked for this

[zack7096]

There's just something about a hooker unconscious......it's free.

[Tytanized]

0:04

THIS IS A NO SMOKING AREA

[TigerRifle1]

Yvegani! Where is Yvegani?

[luuneyn]

At 1:58

Is that Enrique Iglesias on the far left?

[Shadowking640]

I love how the red-vest guy just stands there and waits for you to finish killing his buddies.

[juustohoyla]

WHATEVER

WHATEVER

WHATEVER

[YOYOdaMOOSE]

ghost from silent hill 4 behind adam at 0:10

[FrostyTTM]

"There's just something about a man who's augmented!"

*SMACK*

Adam Jensen: I killed her? I never asked for this.

JC Denton: Looks at the body. "What a shame."

[alyl603]

@FrostyTTM no one can say he did it , he can blame the augments

[MegamanEXEv2]

0:11 (guy in the background) - EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLING

[mrjacksepticeye]

Is there anyone who played this game and didn't hit the rocker dancer guy? He annoys me so much I just wanted to hit him harder and harder everytime

[Strand0410]

@mrjacksepticeye I didn't. He seemed to be the only guy in Detroit who was having a good time for some reason.

[jackdexx]

whatever

[UltimateHeretic360]

Bear grylls in a bar:

Better ask for piss.

[Veke99]

@UltimateHeretic360 don't copy em comments brah

[zcombs15]

these graphics seem lousy

[DonkeyDelight]

@zcombs15 This is a poor representation of the game. Looks like he's playing on low.

[marcoantonio93]

Did anyone noticed her weird blinking at 1:39?

It's kind of uncanny.

[technovideostudios]

Later that day.

"So he just punched him inside the concrete?"

[TheBloodyVengeance]

1:40 She attacked him first! You saw it! ;-)

[wasantube]

his moves really reminded me of Tony Jaa.

[worldofdraculas]

'Cause this is my United States of Whatever.

[DarkestSymbiote]

It's amazing how so many pedestrians know martial arts.

[dragirby]

memes are fun

[SternMann93]

Jensen: I never asked for this

JC: What a shame.

[ArnuxsGaming]

@SternMann93 where does he say that???

[jdawgg904]

i love it when you enter the slow motion sequence and they are attacking you first......it's like all your attacks are in self defense! please mr. cop, i swear they started it!

[Calriec]

2:11 What the hell was that? How did you get Jensen to do that with his hands? Wow!

[1212george1212]

@Calriec its random kill

[condorX2]

@1212george1212 LOL this game cracked me up so hard when player take down bums but when those NPC start defending themself with the nerd hand smack part always made me laugh so hard.

[benos]

0:12 guy stuck.

[GhostSnake]

*Somebody knocks on Jensen's door*

Pizza guy: You ordered pizza?

Jensen: I never asked for cheese

[PINGASFIST]

Is Adam Jensen the Matrix?

[Carlotso25]

0:03

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

[Linklic]

Say whatever again! SAY WHATEVER AGAIN, I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE you motherfucker, say WHATEVER one more goddamn time!

[asedcopf]

@Linklic wow..69000 people havent seen pulp fiction yet..sad.

[Eatmaan]

DAT ASK.

[zanderaco]

Damn augmentation, YOU SCARY!!!

[Xelig00n]

2:09 should have augmented his neck

[Robomonkey101]

Thats some matrix shit lol

[Blazeburn100]

can someone please explain to me why 'I never is asked for this' is a meme?

[AvaddonKa]

:34 it looks like the guy did a butterfly kick on the guys face far left.

[FuriousTheGeorge]

I never asked for a cinematic takedown.

[fartonmeee]

Say whatever again.

[luisitojr1992]

they never asks for this

[UthersonL]

Your violence is augmented.

[Domsicana]

I never asked fo...WHATEVER

[demunterlucas]

I hate street dancers, so

I THREW THEM ON THE GROUND

[hlaver]

1:40

whatever

whatever

whatever

whatever

whatever

whatever

Jenson : BITCH PLEASE.

[LiquidZ2k]

1:04 she died! lulz

[majorD01]

Captain Sheperd: Adam Jensons decedent

[TheBing300]

I never asked for this - Neither did the countless ppl u KOed today

[TheDarkLegends1]

01:34 OMFG HE FINALY KILLED JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!

[DeathBat92A7X]

I want the game even more now.

[Fenrirknight7]

>Video ends.

>JC Denton laughs.

[SipuraEin]

0:06 Dat ass

[UndercoverCracker]

That was an epic neck snap!!



[MrNicktheparakeet]

this place is silly

[wuzlump]

The whatever lady clearly attacked him first. It's just self defense.

[bushwhacker2k]

Just realized I think that dancer is supposed to be like the guy from the Prodigy.

[FunkDaemon]

0:44 Is that a three stooges bit?

[tes4o]

Whatever!

[laurens0the0homie]

player sees women thats gonna kill her man player walks to dead body picks it up shows it to the women women screams of happyness (its JB) women dead by touching JB (always happens)

[Torgo1969]

WTF? At 1:00 that chick trips over the body and dies? LOL.

I am Woman, hear me scream, trip, and die.

[chengda85]

@Torgo1969 she didnt die, I think she is just freaking out, when people get scared in this game they fall to the ground

[therainbowkilla]

@Torgo1969 u see in this game wen u throw a dead body at someone they automatically die (no glitch :/

)

[condorX2]

@Torgo1969 cos she got no helmet on

[Chayraz2]

@Torgo1969 Actually she's just playing dead.

Probably the best thing to do when Jensen's around.

[PacManiac5]

2:11 coolest way to break someone's neck EVER.

[megakurre]

i never get tired of beating the shit out of people in this game

[grifzor]

0:24 *sees dancer*

Jensen: Pfft

*approaches the dancer*

Jensen: I'LL SHOW YOU ALL THE TRUE POWER OF DANCING!

*crowd dies from awesomeness*

[13irockasanassassin]

@grifzor that is by far the most funniest comment EVAR!!!

[grifzor]

@13irockasanassassin Thank you good sir or madam :)

[Surpalago]

1:36

Squall: "Whatever."

[HaloLvl43Legit]

0:05 dat ass

[zhevox]

whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever

[LivingDeadVideos]

Adam, hero of mankind

[vortex320]

I love Adam' voice. I wish I had a voice like that. Gotta start smoking.

[Nahzlow]

the best part about this game is that if you haven't played the originals, you're not behind. That's the good thing about prequels.

[Eagle0600]

@Nahzlow: There's still no excuse not to play the first one.

[toffer360]

@Nahzlow You still miss out on a load of references and lore. And the original being as cheap as it is, you might as well play it regardless

[vici30]

How to you use the Typhoon ? what do you have to press? ( and yes of course I bought the upgrade and I have the ammo ). Note that I have it for the PC but I have an Xbox360 controller, too.

[wtfisnietgenomendan1]

@vici30 F2

[Malcufious]

"Sick moves bro but lemme show you mine"

TYPHOON

[Ravielsk]

0:28 they were literary blasted away by your dancing

[TheArticAlchemist]

@Ravielsk Made my day. And it's only 8 in the morning.

[Wrenchsman]

It's more like just Robocop. Cause Neo never was so awesome. Plus it takes place in Detroit, just like Robocop. On duty got killed or almost killed by some mercs, he's brought back as a deadly cyborg and someone is gonna pay. Awesome hacker, can see through the walls and break them and take down people.

And we are talking about corporations greater than governments, manipulation, foul play, etc. Pretty much Robocop. And they mention Robocop in the game, too.

[Xzerio]

its like a mixture beteewen robo cop and neo from the matrix

[Cheesus333]

@1:39 Female Mark Hamill?

[HAOSAKELLA]

Why were there always some nig... african-american, when you kick some bitches? :D

[Titanomacky]

Damn, those lethal take downs are nasty o_o

[GAF1987]

0:30 - There's murder on the dance floor!

[ZiggyNinetyFour]

There's just something about a man who's augmented. Hah.

[hovsep56]

god the dancer is a terible dancer

[BlackBerserkgasme]

The animation is a little wonky on the rotating wrist neck breaker.

[anticliche321]

oh god this is why I love this game

[XVultimaVX]

Gotta say, Jensen's a hit with the ladies.

[Bonified369]

thats right bitches, I got a crossbow

[CarbonCantaloupe]

HOW ABOUT MY AUGMENTED PIMP HAND BITCH!