Mailbag: Mary Elizabeth Ellis and Kaitlin Olsen

[RadicalBearLover]

her rap was actually sweet

[elProle]

porn movies start this way

[DeadnightDownfall]

Kaitlin seems like quite a bitch

[420RVPLegend]

@DeadnightDownfall thats her humor you twat.

[WhoNeedUsername]

remove that poster behind her, if you know what i mean ;)

[madahad9]

Still waiting for that Sweet Dee/.Waitress hookup. She banged all the rest of the gang over the the course of the show so.............

[Major07able]

I want to D.E.N.N.I.S. the hell out of Mary Elizabeth Ellis

[punkymunkey2009]

dee is funny

[5050problemchild]

hahaha big fat fuckin show off waitress!

[examiner2]

Best part is 2:28 onwards.

[ihateswine]

i like the waitress better than mary elizabeth

[maxthistone]

2:10- literally laughed my ass off

[Gameathoner]

Cotton fields? THAT'S RAAAAACIST

[cuerollen]

Great!!! LOL!!

[abm070]

the waitress is real life is like dee in the show

[cbr0oks]

she is unbelievably hot.

[SicEmPride]

That sounds more like country then rap.

[nightintheruts617]

nice breaks into some ccr mid rap

[GinGaNiNja122]

...and Kaitlin Olson

[GinGaNiNja122]

omg I think I'm in love with Mary Elizabeth Ellis

[heber810]

I would love to D.E.N.N.I.S her ;)

[FL35H1NT0G34R]

i just lost all respect for her

[JechtRye]

I wonder if this is anything to do with her being friends with Astronautalis.

[MrDeFino]

@Fredonia2k I thought Dee was going to start rapping at that point. You really got my hopes up.

[TyEb64lyrix]

do i not like may cuz shes with charlie.......ya i think so

[kiwiperson]

Dee makes it so much watchable.

[Fredonia2k]

It gets really good at 2:37

[Klukie1994]

Demonstrate Value

Engage Physically

Nurture Dependence

Neglect Emotionally

Inspire Hope

Separate Entirely.

[philberz]

On the show she should just bang Charlie. Because she's already banged Frank and Dennis. And Mac sort of..

[lordlionelrathbone]

that's just kaitlin's type of humor. it's what makes her hilarious, she's not jealous of m.e. at all

[junes2k]

white girls should never rap... never

[OrbitFighter]

@junes2k Zigg Zagg is the only white girl i know that can rap

[jimmymarshallable]

@OrbitFighter She suks, tbh.

[McScruffells]

that was really uncomfortable to watch

[SuneTheMairn]

@McScruffells I agree...

[chloelovee21]

Am I the only one who feels Kaitlin is jusst a bit jealous of Mary for some strange reason? 0__o Not just cause of this, btw.

[hpthinker]

she looks like michelle williams

[Mineav]

Not bad!

I find something very endearing about her. Always liked her.

[aeongod]

Have you ever heard a gull up close? It's gonna blast your eardrums out dude...

[Dankniggah420]

its nice to hear one of the cast members drop a F bomb

[beckieisagangster]

Haaaaaaaahahahahaha Kaitlin is fucking hilarious!

[totodepatas]

Mary E. is Hot and cute. Kaitlin is funny as shit: Funniest woman ever.

[gorrellchris]

Why is the video like 90s longer than it should be?

[M0Nk3yB34n3dJ3Nk1n5]

I don't know who's hotter. the Waitress/Mary or Dee/Kaitlin?

[thombro]

Kaitlin cracks me up!

[Ge0vone]

Waiter is hawt

[lordlionelrathbone]

she's so adorable, and she's perfect with charlie

[midgetlover1984]

@lordlionelrathbone they're married.

[SupremeChimp]

Please. Stop. Rapping.

[dylantheskin]

i would definitely stock her

[hagenar]

@dylantheskin stalk

[thewhat2424]

Damn she was actually flowing for a minute.

[baxatak]

And today's #1 hit: "Insert Rap Name Here" from Kanye West feat. Snoop Dogg and The Waitress!

[Mocha4Man]

great rap !

[JL192com]

in 2:30 video get sooo bad :(

[chloelovee21]

Charlie and Mary are so cute together, forreall.

[Jen321able]

One question was answered.

[madhatter534]

Why do they look so similar? 

[salamisumo2]

I'm sure his house with her is surrounded by stars considering he burns the trash. That nice smoky smell is a bonus.

[anima1s]

Dear video uploader,

You're registered name looks official. You pass my ocular pat down. Why is there 1 minute and 26 seconds of blank footage? You had me watching, so... good job?

Sincerely,

A big fan of the show.

[livevil1989]

mary makes me laugh more then any other girl.

[Dendu77]

Sure she can rap, but what does she know about bird law?

[lemans24fan]

@Dendu77 do you mean a bird with teeth?

[5050problemchild]

@Dendu77 lol for real the show make u believe it so much i just see her and think why wont you give my boy green man a shot you fuck the rest of the crew!

[crimsonkng]

I love both of those ladies

[ThisIsolatedRoom]

'My names Mary Elizabeth and im a big fat fucking show off!' Kaitlin <3<3

[Slaytounge]

As soon as she starts rapping...I see pure trailer park trash.

[ThisIsolatedRoom]

@Slaytounge shes just kidding around...

[poopwaffle]

mary's rap was hard to watch

[em129836]

If you are actually judging her rap you obviously suck a great deal of cock

[Darthrickles]

WTF



[sileo17]

Even though shes hot she is a horrible rapper

[kylekelly123]

kaitlin's a fuckin burnout!

[Mauhadeeb28]

awful.

[justplainmary]

kaitlin! hahahahahaha

[UTxHookEM]

She is HOT!



[bulldogpaco15]

omg!! i love deee lmao



[flagg00]

she deed it! OMG!

[dgg1994]

@flagg00

she's the best man she deed it

[SheyerProductions]

this is shot like a porno.

[jts3792]

@SheyerProductions

hahaha thought the same thing

[Ricetrife]

@SheyerProductions How would you know what a porno looks like?

[alspageddi]

LOL @ Dee

[cbr0oks]

video length fail.

[grunntalll]

@guitarbutt douche, you actually got me. and im on a slow internet line as well so i had to wait for like 15 minutes.

[JAD2121A]

Holy shit ... Did not expect that one .. Yeah ..damn

[dudesonman4200]

Mary is pretty cute but some time on the treadmill wouldnt exactly kill her

[brncosdood41]

Shawty got gifts.

[1991stacy]

In my opinion, she's the lucky one.

[chepe371]

why acnt white ppl flow, u got the lyrics girl but ur flow hurts so bad

[frankovich213]

@chepe371 lol not all white people have no flow, but yh I know what u mean.

I've got flow but no lyrics, that's why I stick to making beats and playing drums. lol

Check out this rapper I found from Australia, he's actually pretty dope. The vid's in HD and there's this crazy piece in the vid of Martin Luther King over the Aboriginal flag. It must be in Sydney somewhere.

Check it out... watch?v=LiKzh1IgQM8

[Mikestingray]

@frankovich213 haha agreed, nothing like a good old bit of stereotyping. that guy you linked is awesome.

[BigYazz]

haha, the waitress raps like boyo, pretty good

[tbjets]

Haha The Waitress is awesome!

[thisryanthe]

Is she serious, I thought she was just acting in the show but I guess that is how she acts in real life

[InvaderSlusk1994]

i would love to fuck her brains out. i envy charlie for having that in his bed every night.

[cyrus138]

Sweet Dee, you are one funny ass person!

[BFL0W]

aHAH oh sweet D.

[mignig92]

i thought Kaitlin's rap was way better...............it rhymed

[drzignot]

Dee just got put in her place lol.

[drzignot]

Wow, just, wow. When i woke up this morning, i did not anticipate watching the Waitress rap.......

[Joecbg100]

The Waitress- AWESOME even more. Charlie you are lucky.

[dudesonman4200]

Mary or Kaitlin? I pick Mary

[TheRealErob]

thats one hell of a three way.....

[ClassyAshy]

Mary's rap was epic. LOL Kaitlin is so mean.

[DrPoon]

She is hot I'll admit. But something about her in this video, kinda looks like an insect.

[wargod28]

@DrPoon i agree  and kaitlin olsen looks like a bird

[cstipton]

So glad my wife has her looks and has her personality!

[catsgame]

@cstipton oh are you glad about that

[NJKIDDRICO973]

Usually when I hear a female talking for a continuous amount of time, I lose my attraction. But no....Mary has just gained another point in my book. Charlie Day's a g!

[cmhero85]

classic :)

[ASGStudios]

rofl kaitlin olson

[elliott102103]

dayum!

[GMdoubleyoutoobe]

"I got a mad amount of men that wanna get inside me. Just to get a piece, just to have a taste." Indeed you do Mary. I know a few of em...

[WtFmAtE12244]

My favorite part was from 2:27 to 3:54

[DancePetunia]

@WtFmAtE12244

Yeah. It was pretty enlightening.

[Duraan84]

She just became even finer to me. I'm jealous of Charlie Day.

[blueorchid38]

LOL i love you.

[gummyboots]

I'd hit that.

[1AZ234]

Damn!! Mary Liz is a really good singer/rapper! And since Charlie can play the piano....they should start a band!

[chestercheese20]

"My name's Mary Elizabeth and I'm a big fat fuckin' show off everybody look at me ooh I'm great and I can do all kinds of stuff like rap... and... show off...so.

[Illumirage]

What's with the blackness at the end? That couldn't be edited out?

[populvuh02]

fucking creedence clearwater revival dude

[Gold3n3y3]

Whoa!

[ethanlikesmusic]

yeah represent Laurel!

[whoaitstiger]

..aaaaand CUT!

[TaterMySalad]

the waitress looks really weird blonde

[NinaArgus10]

@TaterMySalad She is blonde in several episodes of Sunny too. I think it looks good

[lkgrave]

Wow, she actually mixed country music and rap.

I thought it could never be done.

[s1n001]

hahaha amazing ending.

[Vazcular]

Sounds like a smoker.  Though super-hot.

[Frieza079]

lmao kaitlin

[Ranzoir]

she's so cute.

[SuperModelVogue]

LOL IRL at Kaitlin's rap

[peopleplz]

i am so jealous charlie rams that every night

[ConnorGunn]

@peopleplz Agreed

[HackGar]

@peopleplz i bet she cooks a mean milk steak

[ghostwhiskey]

@peopleplz oh my god,u aint kidding

[duckiesgoqu4ck]

@peopleplz I'm so jealous that rams charlie every night

[Mauhadeeb28]

@peopleplz gross

[OMGCREATE]

you think ur so cool virgin

[captainspaulding17]

whatever. whoever gave me a thumbs down is a total gaywad. i dont care what you say. that sh*t would be hot. go crawl back in your momma's ass

[joewhittles]

@captainspaulding17 oh man you're so HARD!!!! dude you are SUCH a tough guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit man whoa. momma's ass?! brilliant, that showed those fags right haaa!!!! i will never fuck with you ever, because i could never stand to be called a gaywad. i bet you can benchpress 200lbs dogg, shit goddamn.

[captainspaulding17]

have any of you dickholes ever even seen the show?  you sound like a bunch of preachers wives. go back to your bake sale bitches

[joewhittles]

@captainspaulding17 we watch the show, we dont pretend to be the characters in it.

[NightManVsDayMan]

You sound like a one trick pony, come up with better insults. He has the capability of losing his virginity. You on the other hand, can't fix whatever retardation you've got. Blame your mother for drinking while she was pregnant.

[OMGCREATE]

How does typing on a keyboard make me sound like a pony, whos the retard... u

[NightManVsDayMan]

Come up with a better insult, then I'll waste my time with you.

[OMGCREATE]

Cba wasting energy on u, im busy having a life with real meaning, unlike you who live in a basement probobly commiting suicide within the next 24 hours, if you chat back you agree that i got to you this time and my insult was good, if you dont chat back your proving my point of you commiting suicide, so the choice is yours, did i win this or did i win this? Bitch.

[NightManVsDayMan]

lol, I love how just because you write something online, you think it's set in stone. I do believe you're still wrong on both occasions. Not only for the fact that it's physically impossible for me to commit suicide in a basement when I live in FLORIDA, but also you actually attempting to corner me in some 8th grade style argument. You have no real rebuttal, because if you did you wouldn't have needed to stick to irrelevant garbage to insult me.

[XiaoPow]

@OMGCREATE That was really, really dumb. Lol.

[OMGCREATE]

Me defending an actress being defamed/harrased on the internet is dumb... i think your the really dumb really dumb...nevermind your just a stupid cunt.

[XiaoPow]

@OMGCREATE Not the defending part, the insulting part was bad.

[pen15clubyay]

@OMGCREATE NOU

[OMGCREATE]

virgin just stfu , who ever voted you down doesnt like bullshit coming from some 12 year old basement dweller, you piece of shit virgin now fuck off

[IAMJENNIx]

I loveee this.

[franwex]

woah mary! and woah, thats the first time I hear kate curse, well...besides: shit, faggot, pussy, dick...ah never mind.

[b0redmel]

You spelled Kaitlin's last name wrong.

[fpsNOOBKILLER]

HAY TEHRE I LOVE U

[ejjigga]

Damn Mary Elizabeth...holla!!