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  • hahahahaha thats poker bro.

  • go play for 20k it wil be bether ;)

  • poker is rigged. end of story.

  • wow ur a fking donk...using hud and suck

  • OMG THE LAST HAND

    I'M SORRY MAN! :(

  • Online cards can NEVER be random because a computer program chooses the cards and even if it's meant to be random it never truly is. Anyone who has played online who actually plays in real life can see how different it is. Nice video buddy! I feel your pain

  • Okay you did get unlucky but some of your decisions were BAD

  • LOL these things happen in every poker site. I would really like to see how these people play who win in net poker. I always get a situation where i Have to go all in, most of these time I flop a nuts but then comes river and turn and good bye for me :)

  • thats just so unlucky

  • well , that's poker folks ! xD

  • i was so sure he had J2, at the last hand

  • i dont understand why you post these videos. in ur sitngo strategy vid u say how low limit players cannot be bluffed, dont understand check raises etc etc. you are spot on in all u say so why stil play at these levels and have to put up with these beats?

  • the 1 @3:19 with AK? what was the point there? i only saw this guy making a moronic call...

  • @TomiAk47 check out the pot odds

  • the moral of the story is that turtleknife should never play pocket pairs or AQ!

  • Wow... AKo vs. JQs was really sad ! (3 percent chance for runner-runner QJ). The rest of them were in the 30-40% range... not really bad beats.

  • i just lost with AA vs QQ he floped 4 of a kind... poekrstars is a fucking joke. the turn/river always gives the worst hand a way out.

  • @Greasyxx pokerstars and fulltilt reward donks.. if you play bad you will be rewarded with 2/3 outers or even 1 outers or runner runners..if you play good poker all day you won't win because of the amount of terrible players and the way they reward them for their terrible play with the river card

  • well going all in after flop, just with ace as highest card isnt smart :))

  •  I had QQ on the button, i raise pf, he calls, flop goes 749. I go all in he calls with 89. turn 5, river 9. That happend while I watched this. What a jinx!

  • Its ok turtle knife, I shoved with aces late in a 20 dollar rebuy and lost to 2/ 5 offsuit when he flopped 3 twos....the very next hand I got him all in on the turn, and he sucked out to a one outer. He hit the only 6 in the deck that could beat me. annddddd I bubbled, fml.

  • Watch

    /watch?v=ZEOjUjjK_bo

  • 6:15 wrong fuckin king eh? damn...i really hate losing on bad beat.... im really learning on free fult tilt free rolls though....lol

  • I'm sorry to laugh at your disgrace but this is just too funny ...of course i've had bad beats too, but it's no use remembering them.

  • i think ur just a bad player and your playing tourney ppl will play anything. Why go all in if you can see a flop. Your such a knit!!

  • at 1:50 that player ur against, how do you get that avatar?

  • @00Phat12345 That avatar is out of use

  • lol the last king on the river was just a slap in the face.

  • BOO HOO AND WAA WAA TO ALL OF THOSE HANDS....CRY ME A RIVER

  • 3:48 that kinda stuff happens to me all the time on ftp. pretty sick

  • You gotta fold Kings :D

  • @3:00 terrible call! this is y u lose... u suck!!!!!

  • the bad beats have destroyed me so much that i cant even watch when im all inn no more. I just KNOW the pain its on the way . if im ahead im DEAD

  • Sometimes you make some pretty stupid calls = (no bad beat, in some situations..)

  • @joshman2345678 i can only say the guy with pocket jacks made a good call

  • In that 88 vs KQ hand, thats not even bad. You're 57-43, not 100-0

  • Stop playing online poker you fools.

  • what the hell? all you do is show coin flips?

  • U are all fkin DONKS thinking its rigged.. You all think that playing premium hands are goin to help u win tournaments when Q7 best hand at Full tilt ;) Idiots haha I have learnt to fold these good starting hands and play my J5o and K4o ye Howard of course u have taught us well when all u play is KK, AA and AK u scaming cunt!!

  • have you tried actually playing Poker though?! Instead of All-in preflop Bingo?!

  • dude u push allin in every situation lol. u have no idea how to pace a hand, no concept of whether your opponent is the type that never folds. if u know theres nothing u can do to make him fold, u have 2 play to the river and then see how you feel. poker goes beyond the flop

  • @faustianliszt

    You are an idiot...

  • You have any other technique other than shove? :S

  • i´m felling you, but there are way more fucked up ways to loose a hand against a donkey than fE AT aigainst QJ, sure not a good call but you know

  • I could say only, it is terrible, when you lose like that, but How I am looking, I would never send all ins so easilly as you, every time, some sittuations is better to fold over that, you have to be ahead.

    It is sad...but reallity, which you have to count in poker. You know.

  • @DukeBalaor Whats sad are the fishys that think AQ high are best post-flop and hit on the river. I hate how FullTilt rewards bad play.

  • lol i hate bad beats i cant watch this

  • i hope this is a joke..

  • LOLLL i love your choice of music

  • Umm you play tourney's and you're upset you lost a couple 40/60s?

  • @doluseb I completely agree with this, hell, i'm not even upset if i loose 20/80s once in a while. IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN, so deal with it and try to calculate it into your gameplan. When i do get upset though is when someone plays exceptionally bad and keeps getting away with it. Losing twelve coinflips to some idiot who lets himself get shortstacked over and over again, then my blood begins to boil when he fails to understand he should've been broke long ago.

  • You didn't exactly play premium poker yourself. You seem to go all in pre flop way too much..especially since the tables were still pretty full

  • it always seems like the donks are in favorite

  • youre not playing properly

  • Maybe you shouldn't go all in on low pocket pairs? Know your odds, not your chips. 

  • why u keep playing when u run like that?

  • all i can say is........... you run well!!!

  • 04:42 I KNEW he was going to turn A2.

  • lol donkament

  • fuck me to tears

  • stupid money wasting bastard, i think u shud TURN and jump in the RIVER ;)

  • he is playing tourney if it was a cash game that will be unlikely to happen.

  • I think its funny how you point out bad calls by others, but you make terrible moves?

  • I am worst than u.....

  • good video EXCEPT at 4:40- that's an easy fold..

  • Some of the fools that commented on this video have no idea how to play poker. We know it happens, but it shouldn't happen at the rate that it happens in online poker. I don't give a rats ass if you see more hands, to me that's a bullshit excuse to defend the amount of suckouts that happen online. Watch the entire WSOP on tv and watch any mtt online and compare the caliber of hands that you see. 

  • @Ramel34 Did you watch the 2009 WSOP main even final table lol? Cada may have been a good player but 75% of his success there (at least until heads up) was mostly luck. He's obviously a great player to win and make it to the final table, but he had astronomical luck at that table.

  • U go all in too much with mediocore hands.

  • Wow are the $10 sngs this bad?

  • ur Kings are made in China ! lol

  • Some of beats are super standards in tourney like J4 on bb having 3:1 to call. Also, KT somewhere in the middle of this movie was misplayed. I fold that river prob. 90% of the time - it completes many hands of villains calling range like A6,A3,Axs, KQs. AK<AJ is a std as well esp. on blinds. Besides it's not like it doesn't work the other way around and I'm sure TurtleKnife knows it. Personally I get tons of these kind of beats every day and I put some as well. It's all about making +EV play.

  • Man, Its poker

  • ´3:22 If I were in his place, so smash pc ...

  • Computerised poker is unreal. It's like slot machines.

  • I'm about to start playing like a donk... so I can WIN. Playing solid poker obviously can't achieve this goal, online.

  • @jposco Yeah man I got the same idea

  • this made me laugh, what a great song to go with poker bad beats

  • alot of bad beats and a couple bad plays. but last night i almost lost it. i had aces in the bb so i raised 4x the bb and the chip leader of the table moves all in so i snap call and he flips over a-3 off. im smiling and the flop comes 10-3-3. i could have smashed my computer screen i was so mad then the case ace comes out on the turn and im so happy!!! then a 3 on the river. and he puts a wink face in the chat box........... you have finished in 10th place $45.75 :(

  • @bozak69er ...lol that sucks....feel u bro

  • @bozak69er OH maaaaaan

  • question: you shouldn't defend your BB against a 2BB all in with j4s while your stack is 2k with 120 blind?

  • @Private145SSMW Nope you should not

  • Concerning the Tens vs deuces hand; i hate the min raise, but the villain wasn't going to let go of those at all. Brutal, but want him to do that every time in that situation.

    And the last hand made me want to throw my computer out of the window. J-2? Really? But it was suited, right? Donk...

  • "The greatest skill I have as a poker player is my ability to endure and deal with adversity" -David "Chip" Reese

  • now I know why full tilt uses avatars. Makes it easier to play with bots. (computer programs disguised as real players) I mean the chicks name is nice rake? comon.

  • Same shit different day. . . I often think to myself after a poker session these muppets calling with J2 must loose a bomb playing so bad

  • Pokerstars and full tilt are rigged!!!

  • @YouAreNotMe222 Against who? Who are they favoring?

  • @YouAreNotMe222 only losing players say so !

  • @YouAreNotMe222 people that think online poker is rigged are donks ;)

  • @YouAreNotMe222 ye thats why there the most played website dumb much

  • @YouAreNotMe222 i got my aces cracked by pocket jacks real life is rigged

    seriously fuck off thats poker

  • bots i tell you

  • that happens all the time.

  • nice bad beats

  • sickening

  • i'm not saying those beats don't hurt, so don't get me wrong but its still completely worthless posting a video about it... every serious poker player has seen similar or even worse hands for like a 1000 times and it's normal... just try to get the math of poker and accept that every single beat has had to happen eventually...the long run counts, cheers...

  • was playing before on ft, i had pair pocket tens, he had pocket A J suited, the flop was 10 J Q with 10 and Q suited (not his suit), i make med bet, he calls river is j, I go all in with full house, he calls and the turn is a nother Q giving him a higher fullhouse.. bad times.

  • i feel your pain

  • its ok i just got knoced out my ace king with a q 10 when he reraised me.

  • LOL there are some bad ones there, and some not so bad ones, and some 50-50.

    I lol the most at ( 7:30 Time ) 10-10 vs 2-2 before showdown/reveal I thought maybe str8 or spade flush on the river. ( Because title of video)

    After reveal I thought yes 10-10 is good..... Then the turn comes its one of only two 2's left in the deck lol twice........Poker

    ps You seem to have had a lot of KK dealt

    Thanks for the entertainment.

  • @ThomasTube0303 My reaction to that 2, 2 guy was like "WTF did you donk call that for ??!!!" Everything on the board has him beat. Then he hits his miracle 2 outer. Lucky friggin donk.

  • OUCH! this vid actuly hurts me :( when i first started i was on a roll played 11 cashed 10 now i cant evan win a pot!!!

  • K. I read most of the comments. Here's my fav cooler alltime (in a casino) I got JJ villian AA flop is AJJ. slow play till river get it all in. Sic right? I've had AK live with a flop AKJ and Im up against Aces. It does happen. What doesn't happen is everytime ur all in that miracle running card gives the guy's kicker card a str8. Or a guy catches 3 sets in 10 hands. I dunno, but hundreds of other people that know how to play are obv thinking the same thing.

  • Online poker is rigged, and we all know it. You ca nbeat players (for a while) but there i NO way to beat a piece of software, tha flattens everything out. Plain an simple. Marty has some interesting videos, but the system just don't make it work.

  • to me it only emphasizes the riggedness of online poker... assignment of cards to the board AFTER when is determined who is in the hand and with what hands. Too ridiculously often WHEN the money goes in. A frequency of (about) every 50 hands or so....u just need to recognize THAT pattern in online poker to be succesful...everything else is pure shit.

  • rofl this sucks aswell, 1st hand he cud of had 7 aswell hardly bad, next hand a simple 50 50 race lol morons cry iover anything

  • lol, nice choice of song

  • Online poker is a joke, there are way too many suckouts and miracle catches. Sure you play more hands per hour but the suckout/ bad beat ratio is stupid. When a site shows a dealer that burns then turns, then ill play for bigger money

  • i hate full tilt. so fuckin sick 2 outters ALL THE TIME! and for the people who say i only remember the bad beats and dont remember the bad beats i gave out, i rarely do because im usually putting my money in good and getting sucked out on.

  • we all experience super badbeats and shit like that...im glad im not the only one;)

  • right there with ya.

  • You should end this video with the movie that you have fullhouse 222AA and the other guy AAA22 and you get your 2 on the river

  • seems on fulltilt that everytime someone is behind with their pocket pair they always hit a set. So goddamn annoying

  • it is comforting somehow to know others experience the same misfortune. thanx turtleknife

  • In some of these cases you're just getting shit luck. But there are times when you're faced with bets and making calls you really shouldn't. You got to know when to fold if you want to succeed, too.

  • You keep losing flips...everyone does.

  • Well actual flips there are quite scarce. Bad beats quite common!

  • so unlucky, but thats poker

  • agreed. stop whining.

  • FEELIN YA MAN :(

  • this is poker tho innit...

    u will get bad beats and alot of times the hands are not far in value.

    when playing in small tourneys and small cash games people tend to push with any decent ace, hi suited connected, and they definitely wont fold any decent draw or top piar on the flop.

    " NORMALLY " when playing in a bigger buy in deep stacked tourney or a higer stakes cash people normally wont gamble as much.

    If u push with aces and 3 other peole call it chances are ur aces will get turned over.

  • worst way i ever got beat was:

    pocket kings off the deal, flop comes k66. after a series of raising back and forth i go all in for 27 dollars or so. i show my kings over sixes and buddy shows kings and sixes with an ace kicker. turn comes 6 and river 6 as well. counterfeits my hand, he wins with four of a kind, ace kicker. was i mad at the time? hell yes but that is poker and that is the way it goes sometimes. i don't think there is some sort of conspiracy with online poker, it goes both ways.

  • I had AA vs TT all in about 150 bucks in an NL50 table ... flop 359, turn 4 and I was bout to break out the champagne but you guess the rest.

  • rofl i lost a 90 man SnG in 2nd place after a heads up guy called my reraise on the flop with half his stack and a guthot straightdraw....

  • The last one was a really bad play, small raise on that board, and then all in once the over card comes on the turn.

  • yep its his own fauld lol your an idiot skateDT

  • Although the person was a donk for calling with J2 in the first place, skatedt was right about what he said in deciding to push all in once the Jack came. In that spot you're not getting called unless you're beat, so as it turns out, you're the idiot MitchboyXD not him.

  • I feel his pain.

    This is how I always lose.

  • This pains me to watch... Tough beats... I would have played them all almost exactly the same. Over what period of time did you film these?

  • well that's just normal, no sickness at all...

    i can tell you sickness:

    77 vs 5s8s cashgame SB/BB

    flop 6s7s7h

    turn Ac

    river of course the 9 of spades!

    hasta la vista $100...

  • ur in a 1$ sit n go.. what do u expect

  • was play 10 h in 1 day and i was see 12 quads :D and 2 quads for me that is posible to many bad beat

  • some of these beats are just the way it goes in poker, but to see them all one after the other is painful :(, sometimes i hate this game so much haha

  • I saw these recently. First: 789 flop 2 spades. Guy bets his 79 and guy reraises all in with 6T spades. First guy calls and makes a boat with a 9 on turn. Other guy makes straight flush on river. Second: I raise with Q3 and flop 336, again 2 spades. Q hits turn and river brings 4 of spades to make a straight flush destroying my boat. Which poker site? None... I was in a casino. It happens, it's poker... live with it or play something else.

  • choppie u r 100% correct 100 hands is 100 hands regardless of time.. Funny i make dam good money live but cant make a dime online at micro stakes (1,2 to 5 dollar buyins) turneys, sngs's or cash. If they were to treat online like it is live donkeys wouldnt be playing this game and the sites wouldnt be in business. I play micro online cause im not willing to put the money into a online site like i do live. It is rigged for action

  • 40$ buy in sng, I get dealt 33 on the BB Some guy raises 3x bb on the button, i call Flop: A J 3, i checkraise him, he just calls, Turn: 3, i check, He goes all in, i call. He shows JJ, River: J, Can you tell me thats fucking poker? Me 9c 7c Donk raises 4$ I call on the button, Flop: 9 7 4, he bets 7$, i call, Turn:5, donk thinks im drawing and goes all in for 75$, i call, He shows A9, River: A!
  • the 9 7 is common so that doesnt suprise me but the other one is bs , but thats why i hate playing internet poker

  • the people who claim online poker is rigged, always point to the bad beat and anecdotal stories of losing a lot of money on a suckout (thats poker). But if there is a conspiracy to dump chips around and reward the donks, it doesnt add up-because the best online players are rewarded. There are thousands of "online pros", people who are very good at texas holdem, If you know how to play poker you can be profitable at online poker. its not rigged (yes there is a lot of cheating tho)

  • "The best online players" You mean the ones who know the patterns. Maybe the software doesnt punish every good player... But it sure doesnt want me to win, I get sucked out every time by a donkey. and btw im a winning player live. Ever wondered why so many donkeys have made it to wsop? Answer: online poker.

    Tom dwan has won millions online.. But how many bracelets does he have? 0. He actually lost 100k in buy ins in a 5k plo rebuy. Maybe he isnt used to a random deck...

  • This kid talks about bad beats but he is calling with middle pairs. And even though he is playing the suited connectors, the person across from him runs the exact same chance of hitting a pair as he does when playing ace high. Not a bad beat- just statistics giving you tails instead of heads.

  • All-in pre-flop online it the worst think to do.

    And ONLINE isnt the same then LIVE poker. Dont say shit like this!

    Try to have this whit 52 cards deck then call me back when you get it

    3333

    4444

    and i let you have the last cards of your choice!!

    See you in 10 years!

    The hosting poker site try to do money whit rake and fee and if you flop nothing, they will not make money because you dont bet. That why they have so many bad beat/bad flop ONLINE poker!

  • Lmao @ 5:45

  • To all guys who post that its not rigged on this guy's beautifull ill call it documantary , u need to get a gun and shoot yourself , no seriously end your life you life has no meaning , my ffs cousin who doesnt play cards is 12 years old i explained him this card game , and then i put him online , he even said , mennn this is a load of bull crap , i cant beat the program ( what he ment was the software ) , omg omg ? he knew hes not playing vs a live player like hes playing in his chair ! RIGGED

  • Don't you just love the dumb scmucks who fall for the "online poker is much faster and deals many more hands per hour thats why you see so many more bad beats" No fkwits, if you see more bad beats and miracle rivers during 100 hands online than you do during 100 hands live then wake up to yourselves and realise the deals are selected to only deal out action hands. The fact that the 100 online hands are played in less time than 100 hands live means nothing you idiots.

  • Its even funnier that you think poker sites are rigged, ever seen how many tables are playing at once, ever seen how many tournaments are going on? in 1/2 dollar nlhe the rake can easily reach a max of 5 dollars per hand they make so much money no reason to be rigged, many people have had alot of luck and some havent, the cards are just a means to an end. They are random.

  • That incredibly difficult to watch, Marty. Thanks for sharing.

  • 3.06= the worst call ever made rofl

  • @peterpetrelli45 I believe we call that "priced in."

  • @peterpetrelli45 it wasnt worst call ever, he call $360 to $1410, with two over cards to the probably drawing flop, and he was still huge chipleader and also that call help his image "dont push me i call everything", and if u r chipleader, its really good image

  • wtf u call hes all in with ace high lmao

  • Online poker is rigged to keep as many players hooked to the game. If the cards were random, they would lose thousands of players weekly, which means less rake. This is why you see the ridiculous amout of bad beats that are mathematicly impossible, because the donkeys are rewarded equally. Some sites rig it for instant rake (partypoker), its unbelievable how retards can think its legit . Most people will disagree with me, but thats because most people are dumb and brainwashed... the truth hurts.

  • Have you got some actual proof on your theory? Apart from just the bad beats you see day to day

  • It sucks to admit that I am semi-pro and I agree with your theory.

    I believe it but can't admit it. Not even to myself.

  • The truth actually is people who are good at poker will profit the people who are bad (but think they're good) at poker will lose money and will look for something to blame other than their horrible play. Yes, the truth hurts.

  • Totally agree with you, on Partypoker there is several of patterns coming up constantly.

  • time to expose these criminals raping naive people of their money . Where is our government on this file . A child could see it is super-rigged .

  • turtle... you make it easier to absorb all the ridiculous beats encountered in high volume online play.... BRAVO!!

  • @eelnats109 haha our government does the same thing fool!

  • it only took me a few nights to see i was playing bogus poker . without a doubt there are bots .without a doubt certain players are fed. without a doubt bad play is rewarded on playmoney to entice bad players to play for real money. fold cards are flopped too often. setups are constantly taking place ...the outcome is inevitable . if u write them a nasty letter they target u to lose .....easily done with these very smart complex algorithms . the ring games on real money are set to kill .

  • Where did you find that red deck?

  • that's why tournaments suck ;] cash all the way ^^

  • love the song, btw

  • HAHA :D gotta love the loosing poker whiners who blame on the site of their loosings..poker AND onlinepoker is skill game, where good player wins in the long run. Study, learn, talk and play play play and get better player. Period.

  • Funny because i consider myself as a great player because all my money goes in while im drasticly ahead. Atleast 90% of the time i make the right read and decision but online i get sucked out 90% of the fucking time. The amount of bad beats you get online is mathetmaticly impossible, it has obvious patterns, always the same coolers, bad beats and action cards. IF you think online poker is legit you dont know shit about odds/math or life itself. You really have to be dumb and brainwashed...

  • The boat at 6:48 is just typical. happens WAY too much to be a coincidence. Absolute had its scam.....so did Ultimate Bet. Now yesterday, I get an e-mail from Full Tilt and a refund for $20 because they caught some players "cheating" but cant name them or elaborate any further?? I'm tired of getting ripped off. Its ALL a SCAM!!

  • Wo u got HORRIBLE luck

  • online poker IS the biggest scam ever

  • casinos take more money from the poker players than the online sites do.

  • i hope that was recorded over a span of 2 years. if that happened to me within a week my pc would be out the window

  • No one likes a whiner. There's no whining in poker.