correction ,is it hurting me lol im so bad at typing.im going back to my jedi temple to study Alen Watts Buddism,Christianity,Athism,Taoism,because we have to study and learn.what we learn is tolerance.
only when you understand do you have the right contridict and state your opinion,and does it realy matter?is ithurting you that they call them selves Jedi?is it hurting me because you listen to crappy music * coughs Kesha ,coughs* no .lols
wow ignorant people are funny,you call it stupid only because you know nothing about it.just like a little kid calls math stupid because he dosent understand it .
@goldmeadalchamp would you call buddhists stupid, would you call christians stupid, would you call hindu stupid? no you wouldnt because they are ancient religions jedi is a new religion and people dont take it seriously for that reason jedi is basically seeking peace beyond the galaxy there is nothing wrong with bekieving that
well actually the jediism you can be of any faith any religeon and practice your own way if a PRAYER is what helps you connect to the living force then so be it. we all stand for the same thing and have the same moral attiitude to deliver peace, love and understanding in the universe.
Okay. This sounds like a cheap copy of Christianity and Christianity is a parasite. This what I think of this cult. Weird. I bet George Lucas just shat in his pants.
Religion is a parasite, get used to it.
I suggest that churches and religions be taxed. Then those annoying priests can't pay off the government anymore and they go bankrupt, thus they disappear. Agree?
Thumbs up my comment then.
Religion is a parasite. Knowledge is the solution.
i agree buldingmotivation There is no god such as the force ... it is a entity that is around us all.. they do not prey they attach to it no talking it disturbs that peace.. honestly its hard to watch this with all the sounds its so Distrubed its not the force at all
hey guys ...i tell you to put your jedi church order on a hold for now ...To ease your mental illness ..bioware has come out with a MMORPG star wars online game called "The old republic" which comes out in spring 2011 ...Should be a small fee every month ..but you get to use real force powers and make real decisions which affect the star wars universe only (Not our own world) ...And you get to play any class you want !! how cool ?? Bounty hunter, jedi, sith ...you name it..
I am a Catholic, I like using Catholicism and Jediism as an analogy. They go hand in hand God and Force, Bad and good, Jedi and Sith. it helps me calm myself. It makes my religion more fun without replacing God and my beliefs!
Its true jedis do not pray... for the force is not a god... its a force.. you feel it and use it. not hope on it because there is not feelings but knowledge... we do not go in hope but logic.
@Terrybob123 I am a Christian Jedi. Most Christian Jedi believe that being a Christian transcends that of the religion itself. It means really getting out there and practicing what it means to be a Christian, through the path walked of a Jedi. If that makes any sense to you. ;) I'm not good at communicating th
@Terrybob123@Terrybob123 I am a Christian Jedi. Most Christian Jedi believe that being a Christian transcends that of the religion itself. It means really getting out there and practicing what it means to be a Christian, through the path walked of a Jedi. If that makes any sense to you. ;) I'm not good at communicating the idea.
right, well we can't prove the excistance of god, but we can prove that the force is not real, and the ideas of jedi are made up, and do you know why....beacuse the star wars films where just that FILMS, created in the head of george lucus.
@snipersam3 Your wrong, because the force has been around since the founding of Buddhism, because Buddhism actually talks about a mysterious force, and psi is considered a form of the force don't count us out yet, the jedi are based off of buddhist samurai.
no swords, but words, good words the Force is an expression of god itself that would be translated in your language V I T A whatever whoerver whenever someone or something goes against, words and understanding are a waste, and swords act against V I T A, and dark shadows play their mortal game. be wise. understand the force. teach your kids how to use words not swords ...dualism is the couse of the existence of the shadows, be one, Jedi Simon
Kutoomi - that was awesome. I was stumbling around YouTube and found this. Setanaoko was right - the video as well as comedic content. Well done! One question tho - where did you get the chant effect mixed in the background? Could you cite your source? Thanks! Spirit Greywolf
he's known by however God is known by many names likewise with Christ what I'm saying is look into it the religion part of it is primarily internal of the soul so look inward to the spirit of Christ and the Holy spirit let them teach you be reseptive open your heart and mind and when you have done this of your own free will you will have a much different perspective of the world the universe and yourself and God Christ and the holy spirit beleive me you will you will
sounds like someones biting of the bible either psalm 23 or the lords prayer one of the two more likely psalm 23 many think me a christain in actuality I'm a christian spiritualist I'm actually what is refered to as a heavenly Ninja and Martial arts Master/warrior I have a prayer that I say but is is to reflect humilty through it I learn to let go of recklessness and learn to be selfless for the sake of christ and of my allie the holy spirit or as he's often refered to the spirit of life
@kryp10yt oh come on people why why why why why can you NOT TELL the DIFFERANCE BETWEEN RELIGION AND BEING A FAN YOUR FREAKS. *sighs* listen dont go trying to make a religion just because your a fan, lets just put it this was right Fan = Fanatic (person who loves said thing in this case star wars)
Religion and calling yourselves jedi knight, CAN YOU USE THE FORCE FUCK NO so untill you can actually use the force and not just in your mind your just a fan ARGH *goes off to have a rant*
lol, why do nerds have to ruin starwars and give it fans a bad name. its embarasing to say your a fan then be put in the same boat as these nerds. god their making us look like trekies or somthing.
Well, the Sith started off as a race until Dark Jedi began to mix with their species. Now a Sith is pretty much any Dark or Evil Jedi. So the Sith use the Force, just in a different way.
the jedi treat the force for what it is alive. it is no burden there are those who wish to use there skills and the force for evil and look what happens to them... the jedi never treat life as a burden to consider the force a burden is become closer to the darkside of the force...example darth vader
In the air of Bill Marher, unknown all pervasive "Force" that effects all aspects of the Universe that may be sentient, may not be. Written by some dude sometime ago about people worshiping this power field, that's crazy. These people are nuts. But a dude writing about a talking magical snake tempting a naked chick to eat the one only piece of fruit some invisible boogey man said not to eat, oh that's totally believable. Are you kidding me?
In the same air as Bill Marher, Believing in a power that science cannot define or measure yet is an acceptable power in regards to how the universe works, and is in their equations for Quantum Mechanics is complete quacker since some dude wrote it; but some dude talking about a magical talking snake convincing a naked chick to eat an apple and an invisible boogey man telling you what you can and cannot do. Oh well that's completely acceptable.
I can see why people would turn to "jediism" seeing as it has more to offer than most religions blasted in our faces. It is a silent, non-preaching non-whiney peaceful ideal. I dont think anyone should bash it before trying it. all opinions are free, it's just a mark of ignorance to be abusive to people trying to make themselves more at peace with themselves and the world. It's easy to get stressed but by having and using the values of the "jedi" it can calm and relax people. its good
Like many of you, Iv'e read many post on the Jedi stuff. some ppl are harsh, some not. We all have our right too Freedom of Speech (for now) thing that gets my goat is this, the ppl who want too leave harsh comments. all I can say is.. you call ppl nerds or geeks or other names (in the name of god or satan) yet, if it bothers you so much, why do you take the time too listen and post a comment? "Who is fool, the fool who leads or the fool who follows" Obi-Wan Eps.4,
A number of people follow a universal life source concept that some people call "The Force" this however steams from taoism, magick and other said paths.
Kenzie, I think K166a believes we actually believe in midichlorians. Considering some of the stuff I've seen in the community- I wouldn't be surprised. We have some people that make us look REALLY bad because they believe in midichlorians >.>
I'm not a 'Jedi' myself. Although, I do think that I understand this religion to a degree. I'm quite sure these people understand that George Lucas wrote a script for a film, not a religion. But, one thing you have to admit about 'Jedi Values' is that they are a good basis for a better life, both for yourself and those around you.
ok seriously when martin luther( the white guy from back then before the black guy came in u.s) critisized the roman cathloic church and after that made a new religion based off of cathloic somehow thats A REAL RELIGION and when we guys make jedism, yall say its not real?!?!? well if we have some smart guy write a jedism bibe then is it real? i mean theres over 100k people having jedism as a religion so why cant you haters accept it as a real one i mean theres over 5 branchs off of christianity
I dont understand how someone could take this whole jedi religion seriously,whole JEDI prayer and the ideals behind such a laughable belief over what a MAN created for a movie astounds and also bewilders me,as if scientology isnt wacky enough..this whole movie based sect if you will,seems to be more and more like a nerd convent than a serious an bonified religion.
but in retrospect why would you believe something that is written in a book? At least he believes in something and is using it to better himself, unlike several people out there who would rather maim and kill with nothing to believe in.
786Computer has a point,I mean seriously,who in the right mind would take the jedi religion seroiusly,I for one,cant understand how someone could believe this,an futher more,those who do I can only imagine are complete and utter nerds,I have a religion,catholic,something that has gained acceptance,an lastly,is NOT based on a movie!
hahaha OMG u pussy holes made up yoour religion over a shit ass film. i hope all the al-qaida terrorists stop attacking christians and start to wipe out your made-up religion.
our Creator is greater than the light side of your force and the dark side and every shade between combinded.
and on the Day of Judgment, our Creator will be told by your so-called partners you worship other than Him that they never knew you were associating them with the Al-Mighty.
may God Almighty guide you so that you may see the Light, oh Lord of the universe and beyond, hear my prayer.
You're a fucking idiot. The force will crush your ridiculous "God". I bet God can't convince a weak minded storm trooper that you are not the one he is looking for.
lmao ur all mental in the head fucks,,, ull regret all this bullshit if jesus is real an comes bk judgement day hehehehee fools u so dumb, i think u shud look up illumanati and stuff liek 666 and ull see aswell how the bible is true where it sez in the end times (NOW) the world will get so worser and ridiculus jus liek this jediism shit
thank you
TheFarmerGraham 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Pretty soon there will be two religions called Jediism and Sithism. This will make Judeo-Christianity obsolete lol.
JorEl7771 1 month ago
I was a jedi once, and then I took an arrow to the knee.
MultiMan120 2 months ago 2
@MultiMan120 I used to make arrow to the knee jokes. But then I took a vagina to the penis. lol jk ;p I love that joke.
ZenChristianity 1 month ago
poeple, please... enough with the "this is stupid" "this isn't christian" &c.
All faiths, religions, philosophies are basically just different paths to the same mountain top.
This in no way contradicts or takes away from Christianity, if anything it reinforces the Faith.
I think God is intelligent enough to recognize when your talking to him/her, whether you call God "God"/Creator/Allah/ or the Force.
Please people, grow up a bit, take off your blinders. God is God no matter the name u give him.
JDKParker 2 months ago
to much star wars watching as a kid
wd1250 2 months ago
come to the dark side we have cookies
michaeldudy 2 months ago
correction ,is it hurting me lol im so bad at typing.im going back to my jedi temple to study Alen Watts Buddism,Christianity,Athism,Taoism,because we have to study and learn.what we learn is tolerance.
falloutx23 2 months ago
only when you understand do you have the right contridict and state your opinion,and does it realy matter?is ithurting you that they call them selves Jedi?is it hurting me because you listen to crappy music * coughs Kesha ,coughs* no .lols
falloutx23 2 months ago
wow ignorant people are funny,you call it stupid only because you know nothing about it.just like a little kid calls math stupid because he dosent understand it .
falloutx23 2 months ago
all you are crazy you no realy get a life
tyroneuva1 3 months ago
tears! laughing so much that i cried - this is brilliant - the Gregorian chanting monks in the background are quite the icing on the cake as well :-D
manabrau 3 months ago
too many drugs
MrWrestlemaniac2010 6 months ago
uhm ok? nice. excpt this is going against my religon, Christianity but its a cool vid
animefanish 7 months ago
he's not praying hes using random star wars quotes.
JOKER3852 9 months ago
anyone who belives in this bull shi* is really stuppied
goldmeadalchamp 9 months ago
@goldmeadalchamp would you call buddhists stupid, would you call christians stupid, would you call hindu stupid? no you wouldnt because they are ancient religions jedi is a new religion and people dont take it seriously for that reason jedi is basically seeking peace beyond the galaxy there is nothing wrong with bekieving that
ahhitsafatman 7 months ago
where are the churches???? Any in the US? must find.
TheNiceness 10 months ago
well actually the jediism you can be of any faith any religeon and practice your own way if a PRAYER is what helps you connect to the living force then so be it. we all stand for the same thing and have the same moral attiitude to deliver peace, love and understanding in the universe.
MrStonedcoyote 11 months ago 2
Okay. This sounds like a cheap copy of Christianity and Christianity is a parasite. This what I think of this cult. Weird. I bet George Lucas just shat in his pants.
Religion is a parasite, get used to it.
I suggest that churches and religions be taxed. Then those annoying priests can't pay off the government anymore and they go bankrupt, thus they disappear. Agree?
Thumbs up my comment then.
Religion is a parasite. Knowledge is the solution.
Didymosrules 1 year ago
i agree buldingmotivation There is no god such as the force ... it is a entity that is around us all.. they do not prey they attach to it no talking it disturbs that peace.. honestly its hard to watch this with all the sounds its so Distrubed its not the force at all
slasher380 1 year ago
the siths may rule the galaxy for now and forever!
pupskannake 1 year ago
Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
jesustoast1812 1 year ago
This seems more a prostrated prayer to a singular entity, mistakenly referred to opposed to itself, than a meditation of acceptance and flow.
paganatheist 1 year ago
whatever it is your are smoking, gimme some bro. haha
ValViki 1 year ago
Yes-it does.
Kutoomi 1 year ago
hey guys ...i tell you to put your jedi church order on a hold for now ...To ease your mental illness ..bioware has come out with a MMORPG star wars online game called "The old republic" which comes out in spring 2011 ...Should be a small fee every month ..but you get to use real force powers and make real decisions which affect the star wars universe only (Not our own world) ...And you get to play any class you want !! how cool ?? Bounty hunter, jedi, sith ...you name it..
Persipolis1 1 year ago
so does the dark side exsist then?
shakalaka3845 1 year ago
is the dark side real then
shakalaka3845 1 year ago
so does the darck side exsist? btw im not takin the mick im accactually asking
shakalaka3845 1 year ago
Kutoomi - This has to be my favorite vid on youtube. I still can't tell if you're being serious, but no matter. You're a brilliant actor!
GalacticHwy 1 year ago
I am a Catholic, I like using Catholicism and Jediism as an analogy. They go hand in hand God and Force, Bad and good, Jedi and Sith. it helps me calm myself. It makes my religion more fun without replacing God and my beliefs!
sirchristian12 1 year ago
lol
lordtufty 1 year ago
Jedi does not believe in any forms of prayer ! What is this?
Gichnni 1 year ago
this is retarded, you "jedis" are also retarded, get a fucking life retards
asZskicker666 1 year ago
Is this guy an actor? I mean, he's obviously not serious, so what is up?
drewsky684 1 year ago
Its true jedis do not pray... for the force is not a god... its a force.. you feel it and use it. not hope on it because there is not feelings but knowledge... we do not go in hope but logic.
buildingmotivation 1 year ago 8
if only you were a christian, you could do so much.
Terrybob123 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 I am a Christian Jedi. Most Christian Jedi believe that being a Christian transcends that of the religion itself. It means really getting out there and practicing what it means to be a Christian, through the path walked of a Jedi. If that makes any sense to you. ;) I'm not good at communicating th
Setanaoko 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 @Terrybob123 I am a Christian Jedi. Most Christian Jedi believe that being a Christian transcends that of the religion itself. It means really getting out there and practicing what it means to be a Christian, through the path walked of a Jedi. If that makes any sense to you. ;) I'm not good at communicating the idea.
Setanaoko 1 year ago
@Terrybob123 Guess what? You can be Jedi-Christian, I am. I believe there is the living force, and above that is god.
nintendodude200 1 year ago
i am a beliver
coltgermain 1 year ago
i am a beliver
coltgermain 1 year ago
Better than Christianity.
Aphrocraft 1 year ago 5
i am a count fear me!!!:L
MrCDRipped 1 year ago
i am a count fear me!!!:L
MrCDRipped 1 year ago
This Rocks!
HTLegions 1 year ago
The height of self delusion right here.
TehOwnerer999 1 year ago
peado's feel and penatrate
childofreletivity 1 year ago
i hope this thing was supposed to be funny because i lmao
invaderzim908 2 years ago
The sith will be all upon you soon! :P
VulcanXL 2 years ago
right, well we can't prove the excistance of god, but we can prove that the force is not real, and the ideas of jedi are made up, and do you know why....beacuse the star wars films where just that FILMS, created in the head of george lucus.
snipersam3 2 years ago
@snipersam3 Not quite. Physics already proves it is real. "The Force"=Energy. Energy is talked about in all religions, and all sciences.
Setanaoko 1 year ago
@snipersam3 Your wrong, because the force has been around since the founding of Buddhism, because Buddhism actually talks about a mysterious force, and psi is considered a form of the force don't count us out yet, the jedi are based off of buddhist samurai.
mrtampenski 1 year ago
I'm not puttin anyone down, but do people really believe in this?
777jsca 2 years ago
Is this for real? Im not sure if to take this video seriously or not ;D
bradkey98765 2 years ago
lol like a pig
Tommygun456 2 years ago
wavesimon 2 years ago
Dear Jedi Simon
I would like to know more about force.
Can you help me?
Do you have any reference book?
Many thanks in advance.
G. Turini
GianlucaTurini 2 years ago
O.O
patrickjambo17 2 years ago
i am a true beliver of God but nothing would give me greater honer than learning the ways of the jedi
eastcoaststandup 2 years ago
well done :)
UDRF 2 years ago
lolwut
djpaashaas 2 years ago
lolwut you guys have social issues
djpaashaas 2 years ago
lolwut you guys have social issues
djpaashaas 2 years ago
So certain are you.
Kutoomi 2 years ago
@Kutoomi
Oh Jedi Simon, teach me to speak like lord Yoda
Dodonius 2 years ago
@Kutoomi :o
Dodonius 2 years ago
@Kutoomi
Christina jedis?
DSD1v57BG32 1 year ago
Kutoomi - that was awesome. I was stumbling around YouTube and found this. Setanaoko was right - the video as well as comedic content. Well done! One question tho - where did you get the chant effect mixed in the background? Could you cite your source? Thanks! Spirit Greywolf
spiritgreywolf 2 years ago
he's known by however God is known by many names likewise with Christ what I'm saying is look into it the religion part of it is primarily internal of the soul so look inward to the spirit of Christ and the Holy spirit let them teach you be reseptive open your heart and mind and when you have done this of your own free will you will have a much different perspective of the world the universe and yourself and God Christ and the holy spirit beleive me you will you will
Jedimasterjon1 2 years ago
sounds like someones biting of the bible either psalm 23 or the lords prayer one of the two more likely psalm 23 many think me a christain in actuality I'm a christian spiritualist I'm actually what is refered to as a heavenly Ninja and Martial arts Master/warrior I have a prayer that I say but is is to reflect humilty through it I learn to let go of recklessness and learn to be selfless for the sake of christ and of my allie the holy spirit or as he's often refered to the spirit of life
Jedimasterjon1 2 years ago
Kutoomi, this video is done well-as a video. I like it from an once aspiring actress' point of view, and that from the comical view point. ;)
Setanaoko 2 years ago
Thank you-on both counts! At last, I am understood :)
Kutoomi 2 years ago
dont go and kill yourself but HEY THE FORCE DOESNT EXIST
elementdude94 2 years ago
So you reject that fact that physics is a serious study?
Setanaoko 2 years ago
Wow this is lame...
Really, people, get a clue. No one has any idea what they're talking about. Jedi realists are NOTHING like this. And Jedi realism is not a religion.
He's giving us a bad name...
DoganNar 2 years ago
Yeah this is lame...
Does no one know what they're talking about? Jedi realism in NOT a religion!
I am a Christian Jedi. Apparently no one here understands what Jedi realism is all about. This guy gives us a bad name.
Really, people, get a clue.
DoganNar 2 years ago
Oh man, can't stop laughing. Good job.
TheBerserkerHobo 2 years ago
jedis in starwars were pretty much athiest
xxbloodyskysxx 2 years ago
well yes unless you think of the force as god, which alot of people do.
SANTARII 2 years ago
state good point you do!
gingerstudioz 2 years ago
can the sith be Scientology???
andrewtheone7 2 years ago
This is lame. Jedi do not pray. That is not part of our religion.
kryp10yt 2 years ago 7
And you are?
Kutoomi 2 years ago
That would be an ecumenical matter.
SANTARII 2 years ago
@kryp10yt
True, but it's not a religion anyways either !
Gichnni 1 year ago
@kryp10yt oh come on people why why why why why can you NOT TELL the DIFFERANCE BETWEEN RELIGION AND BEING A FAN YOUR FREAKS. *sighs* listen dont go trying to make a religion just because your a fan, lets just put it this was right Fan = Fanatic (person who loves said thing in this case star wars)
Religion and calling yourselves jedi knight, CAN YOU USE THE FORCE FUCK NO so untill you can actually use the force and not just in your mind your just a fan ARGH *goes off to have a rant*
Anime2GW 11 months ago
Belief in the Force has always been a religion...
blsed1 2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is a joke!!!!!!
Must call it the Religion of Fanatism.
OmarLoud 2 years ago
lol, why do nerds have to ruin starwars and give it fans a bad name. its embarasing to say your a fan then be put in the same boat as these nerds. god their making us look like trekies or somthing.
liquidreven 2 years ago
Lmao?
Are you stupid bro ?
Every starwars fan is a nerd.
lulz
RustyBranstutter 2 years ago
is there a sith religion? because the stupid jedi treat the force as a burdan! but the sith treat the force as a gift, there should be sithism
fartsam08 2 years ago
Well, the Sith started off as a race until Dark Jedi began to mix with their species. Now a Sith is pretty much any Dark or Evil Jedi. So the Sith use the Force, just in a different way.
kryp10yt 2 years ago
the jedi treat the force for what it is alive. it is no burden there are those who wish to use there skills and the force for evil and look what happens to them... the jedi never treat life as a burden to consider the force a burden is become closer to the darkside of the force...example darth vader
jedifaith 2 years ago
jedi is a religion now?
Sodaboy1223 2 years ago
this is true i got it off of the jedi web site
nitemaric 2 years ago
I wish to become a member of sithism, but it is not as powerful an influence than Jedion the internet and i need a good link :)
BritanniaSpitfire 3 years ago
Britannia- Sithism...I've got a few different orders you can go to, daimo, you'll be rather disappointed. ;)
Setanaoko 2 years ago
In the air of Bill Marher, unknown all pervasive "Force" that effects all aspects of the Universe that may be sentient, may not be. Written by some dude sometime ago about people worshiping this power field, that's crazy. These people are nuts. But a dude writing about a talking magical snake tempting a naked chick to eat the one only piece of fruit some invisible boogey man said not to eat, oh that's totally believable. Are you kidding me?
Anqueetus 3 years ago
In the same air as Bill Marher, Believing in a power that science cannot define or measure yet is an acceptable power in regards to how the universe works, and is in their equations for Quantum Mechanics is complete quacker since some dude wrote it; but some dude talking about a magical talking snake convincing a naked chick to eat an apple and an invisible boogey man telling you what you can and cannot do. Oh well that's completely acceptable.
Anqueetus 3 years ago
always my fellow jedi, may the force, be with you.
jar0fdirt63 3 years ago 6
and may the force be with you my alley
nitemaric 2 years ago
Amen my Jedi bretherin, May the Force be with us all.
TriforceHand11 3 years ago 3
NICE!
LINEAGETUBE 3 years ago 4
I can see why people would turn to "jediism" seeing as it has more to offer than most religions blasted in our faces. It is a silent, non-preaching non-whiney peaceful ideal. I dont think anyone should bash it before trying it. all opinions are free, it's just a mark of ignorance to be abusive to people trying to make themselves more at peace with themselves and the world. It's easy to get stressed but by having and using the values of the "jedi" it can calm and relax people. its good
StueyLestrange 3 years ago 16
yup, if you dont like it well not care and move on
nitemaric 2 years ago
somebody get this guy some professional help!
Theshukun3600 3 years ago
why?
nitemaric 2 years ago
somebody get this guy some help!
Theshukun3600 3 years ago
Like many of you, Iv'e read many post on the Jedi stuff. some ppl are harsh, some not. We all have our right too Freedom of Speech (for now) thing that gets my goat is this, the ppl who want too leave harsh comments. all I can say is.. you call ppl nerds or geeks or other names (in the name of god or satan) yet, if it bothers you so much, why do you take the time too listen and post a comment? "Who is fool, the fool who leads or the fool who follows" Obi-Wan Eps.4,
MasterJediKyyen 3 years ago 7
Can i leanr this belief? Is there anyone who could teach me... online? through chat?
LoneRider94 3 years ago 5
this is a real church the jedi church
...they are worshipping a bacteria called metaclorian
deathtobill5 3 years ago
I hope everyone realizes he's praying to a bunch of bacteria...
k166a 3 years ago
Ok honestly I do not get this comment.
A number of people follow a universal life source concept that some people call "The Force" this however steams from taoism, magick and other said paths.
Kenzieknights 3 years ago
Kenzie, I think K166a believes we actually believe in midichlorians. Considering some of the stuff I've seen in the community- I wouldn't be surprised. We have some people that make us look REALLY bad because they believe in midichlorians >.>
Setanaoko 2 years ago
is this a joke?
depreilord 3 years ago
Why is this any more joke than any of the prayers from any belief system ?
cyberdaemon 3 years ago
why hate on those trying to better themselves
diddykongfu 3 years ago
their pride, the central theme to sith values :(
praetorian2150 3 years ago
This is so funny! How is this a prayer?! You have just jumbled up lines from the films! Hahaha!
depreilord 3 years ago
I'm not a 'Jedi' myself. Although, I do think that I understand this religion to a degree. I'm quite sure these people understand that George Lucas wrote a script for a film, not a religion. But, one thing you have to admit about 'Jedi Values' is that they are a good basis for a better life, both for yourself and those around you.
LewyHughey 3 years ago 5
ok seriously when martin luther( the white guy from back then before the black guy came in u.s) critisized the roman cathloic church and after that made a new religion based off of cathloic somehow thats A REAL RELIGION and when we guys make jedism, yall say its not real?!?!? well if we have some smart guy write a jedism bibe then is it real? i mean theres over 100k people having jedism as a religion so why cant you haters accept it as a real one i mean theres over 5 branchs off of christianity
guard337 3 years ago
its based on taoism a little
Freddieiskuhl 3 years ago
Freddie, it's based off of a key element from ALL religions ;).
Guard, for the record, Temple of the Jedi Order IS writting up a book for their congregation ;).
Setanaoko 2 years ago
Timothy Leary would eat this up. A false religion has no basis
in reality, just a reality in baseness.
sodrsnes 3 years ago
May the Force be with you Brother!
TheHolyWizard 3 years ago 4
I dont understand how someone could take this whole jedi religion seriously,whole JEDI prayer and the ideals behind such a laughable belief over what a MAN created for a movie astounds and also bewilders me,as if scientology isnt wacky enough..this whole movie based sect if you will,seems to be more and more like a nerd convent than a serious an bonified religion.
KryptoCrow 3 years ago
but in retrospect why would you believe something that is written in a book? At least he believes in something and is using it to better himself, unlike several people out there who would rather maim and kill with nothing to believe in.
warrenmontgomery 3 years ago 3
786Computer has a point,I mean seriously,who in the right mind would take the jedi religion seroiusly,I for one,cant understand how someone could believe this,an futher more,those who do I can only imagine are complete and utter nerds,I have a religion,catholic,something that has gained acceptance,an lastly,is NOT based on a movie!
KryptoCrow 3 years ago
No, its based on a book, not a movie. Well done.
SANTARII 2 years ago
this is way out of nowhere!! Snap out of that george lucas hypnosis
=DD
hexaa87 3 years ago
hahaha OMG u pussy holes made up yoour religion over a shit ass film. i hope all the al-qaida terrorists stop attacking christians and start to wipe out your made-up religion.
786computer 3 years ago
Yes that's right. Thanks for watching!
Kutoomi 3 years ago
786 and kryptocrow i disagree there is a lot of practicing jedis in my family you should come one time.
bootneck4life 3 years ago
im in calfornia ca im a padawan how can i get a jedi to train me ?
zeroneonzn 3 years ago
You must travel to Tipton. There you will find Jeff, the Jedi Master who instructed me.
Kutoomi 3 years ago
nice eyes
Calucifer13 4 years ago
This is excellent. :-) MTFBWY!
kidohdin 4 years ago
I hear you Oz may the force be with you Jedi.
hannigan06 4 years ago
That was a nice prayer, thanks for sharing it with us
hean8209 4 years ago
la ilaha illa Allah
our Creator is greater than the light side of your force and the dark side and every shade between combinded.
and on the Day of Judgment, our Creator will be told by your so-called partners you worship other than Him that they never knew you were associating them with the Al-Mighty.
may God Almighty guide you so that you may see the Light, oh Lord of the universe and beyond, hear my prayer.
agreeableviews816 4 years ago
A valid observation. I'll be sure to raise this issue at the next Jedi Council meeting.
Kutoomi 4 years ago
*lmao* MTFBWY!
Aryeasis 4 years ago
You're a fucking idiot. The force will crush your ridiculous "God". I bet God can't convince a weak minded storm trooper that you are not the one he is looking for.
thedudeatwork 3 years ago
la illah ha illalah muhammad dor rasoolallah aliyun wali allah wasi yo rasool allah wa khalifatahu bilaol fasl.
may allah (swt)guide these imbasils to the one and only true religion Islam.
786computer 3 years ago
Imbasils?...hmm
Kutoomi 3 years ago
lmao ur all mental in the head fucks,,, ull regret all this bullshit if jesus is real an comes bk judgement day hehehehee fools u so dumb, i think u shud look up illumanati and stuff liek 666 and ull see aswell how the bible is true where it sez in the end times (NOW) the world will get so worser and ridiculus jus liek this jediism shit
callum18 4 years ago
Thanks Callum18, i think you've given us all something to think about...hmm
Kutoomi 4 years ago
man how insanely bad ass
FRANKENMANWOLFENSTEI 4 years ago
Can someone give me the prayer in writing?
RaulCheA 4 years ago
The force moves strongly in this one.
Washu73 4 years ago
Strong is Oz with the Force that flows down under. Powerful Jedi they have there. Hmm yes... powerful Jedi
Kutoomi 4 years ago
Love it
Dalbert342 4 years ago
Now there's a name I've not heard in a long time, a long time:)x
Kutoomi 4 years ago
May the force be with you addywoowdie
rego77 4 years ago
I like it. Even though it's a cross between the serious and satire, it's well done.
JediMasterKyp 4 years ago
May the Force be with you my child.
Kutoomi 4 years ago
you are ALLLLL geeks.... how can you believe somthing that someone made up for MONEY!!!
00maljaso 4 years ago
its wierd huh? these dudes are mad serious too.
zangj 4 years ago
that the same with all beliefs you THICK TWAT!!!
bootneck4life 3 years ago 2
All the major religions were created to collect money and/or power.....
ginobarracuda 2 years ago
I like how you make this prayer sound like a cult. Very funny.
Ebuverthebicepcurler 4 years ago
i hav a reason 2 live now!
dekkakhan 4 years ago
tis an enigma, you are ;0)
LiverpoolPoet 4 years ago
may the force be with you always
WHITE135 5 years ago
May the force be with you my friend, may you continue your work.
TeamLeader91221 5 years ago
The Force is Strong in this one!
kurtwilde44 5 years ago