Madea: "Well when you get and got and somebody den got you and you go get dem when you get dem everybody gonna get got"
Dr.Phil: "Yeah but if you're gettin somebody that you say got you when they didnt get you to begin with then youre gettin the gotters when they didnt do anything to you to begin with"
Madea: "Yeah but if the gotters get me den im gonna get mah glock" L.M.A.O.
I can only imagine what she would be like meeting Ghostface.
Ghostface: Do you like scary movies?
Madea: Do 'you' like scary movies?
Ghostface: Uh, it doesn't matter. What's your favorite?
Madea: What's 'your' favorite?
Ghostface: *Sighs* Lady, I got like four killings planned tonight- I'm gonna get my knife-
Madea: And I'm gonna get my glock! Whatda hell is wrong with you callin' me at midnight you must not know me, I'm Madea. MU to the damn DEA. You understand me?
I can only imagine what she would be like meeting lil Wayne
Madea: What the hell are you doing with all those tattoos on yo damn face, you look like a walking painting, How you gonna get a job like that!
Lil Wayne: I already have a job and thats raping
Madea: What are you talking about raping is a job, you just end up like big smallz ! And wats up with yo pants on the ground,you looking like a fool with yo pants on the ground now pull them up before i pull them up.....*see more*
"I don't think you have to whoop their ass. It ain't about ass whoopin'! You don't open up a can of whoopass on everyone you meet, you go with the flow!"
Phil: "Okay, is there -- what are you a parrot? Is there an ECHO in here?" Madea: "No there's not an echo. There's not a parrot. None of those things are in here. I'm talking to you." XD
I don't think you have to whoop their ass. It ain't about ass whoopin'! You don't open up a can of whoopass on everyone you meet, you go with the flow! HAHA Dr. Phil is a natural!
i can tell u dnt read the bible soo bible say turn your cheek they hit that cheek then you turn to the other cheek u only have 2cheeks so how many times r dey suppose to hit ur cheeks before u whoop they ass?
-this aint bout ass whooping!
what u mean let people walk over you lke a doormat?
2 Duetoronomo, the book of Jericho....I can tell you don't read the bible... how many cheeks you suppose to let them hit before you woop their ass....can of woop ass....LMBO
2 Duetoronomo, the book of Jericho....I can tell you don't read the bible... how many cheeks you suppose to hit before you woop their ass....can of woop ass....LMBO
I can only imagine what she would be like meeting Ghostface.
Ghostface: Do you like scary movies?
Madea: Do 'you' like scary movies?
Ghostface: Uh, it doesn't matter. What's your favorite?
Madea: What's 'your' favorite?
Ghostface: *Sighs* Lady, I got like four killings planned tonight- I'm gonna get my knife-
Madea: And I'm gonna get my glock! Whatda hell is wrong with you callin' me at midnight you must not know me, I'm Madea. MU to the damn DEA. You understand me?
I love you Madea!! You're the BEST ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH!! LOVE IT.......LOVE IT.....................LOVE IT! #1 IS MADEA, PLEASE NEVER, NEVER STOP MAKING US LAUGH!
"The bible say in second Deutoronomo, uh, the Book of Jericho that uh, the eye for the tooth, and the tooth for the people, and everybody who the got the eye, you punch 'em in it."
That is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever heard. It is like hanging out with my buddies in the man cove. I thought only we had those kinds of conversations!
"Well when you're getting got, there is somebody who got you and you gonna get them, when you get them everybody is getting got....... If the gotters get me Ima get my glock!"
"The bible say in Seconddukedabronamo of the Book of Jeriko that uh 'the eye for the tooth and the tooth for the people and everybody who got the eye you punch um' in it." "WHAT?!" "I can tell you don't read the Bible." LOLLOL!
I learned a new language!! :D
cj92796 1 week ago
" Ok thank you Dr. Phil trump"
janeesymone 1 week ago
"why do you always gatta get even why cant you just let it roll of like water on a ducks back"\cuz i aint no damn duck
lmao
Goingtwordgod 2 weeks ago
if they got me, got me, got me, then imma get them, get them, get them.
margurl95 2 weeks ago
1:14 lol
FreeRealmsFleXiN 2 weeks ago
cuz i aint no damn duck lmfao i love madea
kairi8912 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
damm shes funny ass hell!!!!!!! lmfao!! i love medea shes soooo AWSOME!! HAHA
nafkot101 1 month ago
5:40 to 6:08 hahahahahahahahahahha
learyPRODUCTIONfilms 1 month ago
i wish she were real.
veelietheiar 1 month ago
lol
jengkiesville 1 month ago
thumbs up if u have watched all the madea movies
TheCb1fan 1 month ago 3
hell to the yeah
roxas391 1 month ago
Lol Madea is so much like me and I turn 16 this year.
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Madea: "Well when you get and got and somebody den got you and you go get dem when you get dem everybody gonna get got"
Dr.Phil: "Yeah but if you're gettin somebody that you say got you when they didnt get you to begin with then youre gettin the gotters when they didnt do anything to you to begin with"
Madea: "Yeah but if the gotters get me den im gonna get mah glock" L.M.A.O.
Happles2 1 month ago
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Happles2 1 month ago
my role model lls
mbspreadthepeace 2 months ago
I wish she was my mom .
raeganbrooke 2 months ago
ahahahhahahhahahhahahaha , Cause I ain't no damn duck !
raeganbrooke 2 months ago 3
I can tell you don't read the bible lol my fav part
ross19902008 2 months ago
ITS NOT A PARROT ITS NOT AN ECHO, NONE OF THOSE THINGS R IN HERE. LMAO
MrChicogotti 2 months ago
Best...Grandmother...Ever!!!
CherelleTBrown 3 months ago
I can only imagine what she would be like meeting Ghostface.
Ghostface: Do you like scary movies?
Madea: Do 'you' like scary movies?
Ghostface: Uh, it doesn't matter. What's your favorite?
Madea: What's 'your' favorite?
Ghostface: *Sighs* Lady, I got like four killings planned tonight- I'm gonna get my knife-
Madea: And I'm gonna get my glock! Whatda hell is wrong with you callin' me at midnight you must not know me, I'm Madea. MU to the damn DEA. You understand me?
Ghostface: I quit
hahalalahehe2 3 months ago
This is funny as hell seems real too, they both did a good job, Dr.Phil seemed real besides the laughing.
Storywithin 3 months ago
XD
SanaLovesMahado1 3 months ago
But your the doctor. You' have a P.H.D. Your suppose to be able to handle this hell. Haha
windmaker2010 3 months ago
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MultiYovillian 4 months ago
2:29 is my fave part ahahaha
Dr.Phill: are yu crazzy
...
Madea:a lil bit
ahahahaha
TheKatyperryrox 4 months ago
A Glock is a Gun
cabria9 4 months ago
it to funny :D
stardust876 5 months ago
LMAO
VoodooChild1012 5 months ago
Madea 101
MandyBedRock 5 months ago
cause i ain't no damn duck
iihEARthYM18 5 months ago
05:57 the eye for the the tooth and the tooth for the people >>>0.o<<< i can tell u dont read the bible hahahaha
7ananAlB7rainya 5 months ago
I can only imagine what she would be like meeting lil Wayne
Madea: What the hell are you doing with all those tattoos on yo damn face, you look like a walking painting, How you gonna get a job like that!
Lil Wayne: I already have a job and thats raping
Madea: What are you talking about raping is a job, you just end up like big smallz ! And wats up with yo pants on the ground,you looking like a fool with yo pants on the ground now pull them up before i pull them up.....*see more*
Ksmallz98 5 months ago
u git me ima git u lol
IsraelsGurl 5 months ago
Did she say "kiss my ass" @ 2:39?
TheMimi028 5 months ago 3
5:55 - 6:34 (no comment)
pokemon1996able 6 months ago
LOL I love this scene in the movie I never laught so hard in my life!
ToshiroShizue 6 months ago
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VoodooChild1012 5 months ago
@ToshiroShizue I know right!
VoodooChild1012 5 months ago
Madea is so funny, did you all know that the actor for madea is a man? Its tyler perry himself.
shadeth90 6 months ago
@shadeth90 thanks for pointing out the obvious dumbo
maxwold96 6 months ago
Best part starts at 3:08
boilerargo 6 months ago
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boilerargo 6 months ago
how many cheeks do you have before you whoop somebodys' ass
punkboi34 6 months ago
i would SO do this to someone
TheKoruandDori 6 months ago in playlist Tyler Perry Stuff :3
u have a damn phd u suppose to handle this!
melmel595 6 months ago
I Heartt Madeaa! lol She Funny as Fuckk!'
Hornetz97 6 months ago
Open up a can of whoop ass LOL
KalebOverby 6 months ago
Do you sleep well at night?
Do you sleep well at night?
Let's try not to answer a question wit a question could we do that? could we at least do that?
Yes if we at least stop asking me all these questions i won't have to answer a question wit a question now will I?
Can you stop, can you just stop?!
Can you just stop, can you just stop?!
lmfao madea is sooooooo funny!!!!!
diva4real1000 6 months ago
"I don't think you have to whoop their ass. It ain't about ass whoopin'! You don't open up a can of whoopass on everyone you meet, you go with the flow!"
LMFAO
xXSilentKiddXx 7 months ago 14
Awesome..Dr Phil came across natural..
mmeischa1 7 months ago
I got a question for you..
Okay I got a question for you too
What about your childhood?
What about your childhood?
iimmrcali1 7 months ago
LOL " I can tell you dont read the Bible. ". omg
tnance15 7 months ago
Let's talk about your child Hood
No let's Talk about your childhood
Lol i like this part
dchughes97 7 months ago
IM NOT ANGRY DR.PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!
TheKoruandDori 7 months ago 5
"im not angry, i don't know why i'm here" haha
littleoneDaniela 7 months ago 4
I would have get better to b..wow! lol
rissabeasley362 7 months ago
Phil: "Okay, is there -- what are you a parrot? Is there an ECHO in here?" Madea: "No there's not an echo. There's not a parrot. None of those things are in here. I'm talking to you." XD
alterpride 8 months ago 5
I don't think you have to whoop their ass. It ain't about ass whoopin'! You don't open up a can of whoopass on everyone you meet, you go with the flow! HAHA Dr. Phil is a natural!
alterpride 8 months ago
Are you getting ANGRY doctor?! LOL!
alterpride 8 months ago 4
funny as hell!!!! I really should watch the movie...
mellinpie 8 months ago 23
@mellinpie yea its funny
jessic231abc 8 months ago
funny as hell!!!! I really should watch the movie...
mellinpie 8 months ago
haha I hate those types of fights
piaybackjunkie17 8 months ago
she sounded like obama when she sed "iii beg to differ."
mmbroo011 9 months ago
i can tell u dnt read the bible soo bible say turn your cheek they hit that cheek then you turn to the other cheek u only have 2cheeks so how many times r dey suppose to hit ur cheeks before u whoop they ass?
-this aint bout ass whooping!
what u mean let people walk over you lke a doormat?
4realkeke 9 months ago 4
srry 5:48 ... :D
AeliSenpai 9 months ago
4:48 :D
AeliSenpai 9 months ago
second duteronimo book of jericho
14abc864 9 months ago
OMFG are you kidding me!! this is the funniest shit i have ever seen in my entire life!!!! I am crying!!
kaleetucker07 9 months ago
lol poor Dr Phil
Ariaune1 9 months ago 3
omfg! she is so funny ( if some one do smth to me i do smth to them its common sense) hahaha she cracks me up !!!! ) " hell to da ya"
sweetishfunkay 10 months ago
how many cheeks you supposed to turn before you whip their ass?!
Chickensoupguy 10 months ago
Dr Phil has met his better LOL! Go Madea!!
Dantedestroyah 10 months ago
"hell to da ya!"
SurvivingInMyLife 10 months ago
This one dislike is a damn duck!
TheRide4pac 10 months ago
Lml !!
babycicitv 10 months ago
they should of put the whole scene in the movie
ShatterMeWithHope13 10 months ago
"Are you getting angry doctor?" hahahahahahahahaha lmao!!
penguingirlish 10 months ago
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wooooo, hahahahahehehehe
2 Duetoronomo, the book of Jericho....I can tell you don't read the bible... how many cheeks you suppose to let them hit before you woop their ass....can of woop ass....LMBO
TricyLoveMusic 10 months ago
wooooo, hahahahahehehehe
2 Duetoronomo, the book of Jericho....I can tell you don't read the bible... how many cheeks you suppose to hit before you woop their ass....can of woop ass....LMBO
TricyLoveMusic 10 months ago
the one dislike must have forgotten the glock! XD
moneybagz0826 10 months ago 5
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moneybagz0826 10 months ago
DId he really just call her a parrot!!!!
DivineLove18 10 months ago
I can only imagine what she would be like meeting Ghostface.
Ghostface: Do you like scary movies?
Madea: Do 'you' like scary movies?
Ghostface: Uh, it doesn't matter. What's your favorite?
Madea: What's 'your' favorite?
Ghostface: *Sighs* Lady, I got like four killings planned tonight- I'm gonna get my knife-
Madea: And I'm gonna get my glock! Whatda hell is wrong with you callin' me at midnight you must not know me, I'm Madea. MU to the damn DEA. You understand me?
Ghostface: I quit
PrimroseBlack 10 months ago 97
@PrimroseBlack Ikr lol nice
VoodooChild1012 5 months ago
@PrimroseBlack lmao
VoodooChild1012 4 months ago in playlist Madea
@PrimroseBlack Dude that's awesome!
fattybuccha72190 4 months ago
@PrimroseBlack Epic!
boa300 1 month ago
@boa300 No it was actually quite LAME!!!!!!!!!
babypink912 1 month ago
"You would have to get better to be crazy" DAMN! LOL
MsChicaLoca 10 months ago 3
SHE said she wasn't a DUCk! press 6 a few times.. she is lying
kylkiller44 1 year ago
@kylkiller44 hahhahaha I get it
bnibouayasht 1 year ago
Handicap and the door
koreanboy89 1 year ago
I love you Madea!! You're the BEST ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH!! LOVE IT.......LOVE IT.....................LOVE IT! #1 IS MADEA, PLEASE NEVER, NEVER STOP MAKING US LAUGH!
MarthaCarrillo1 1 year ago
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do u sleep well at night?
summerboy122000 1 year ago
people watch this in the Netherlands? they must be havin a hell of a time understanding this
EpytER9 1 year ago
@EpytER9 Im from the netherlands and I think black humor especially madea's is the funniest ever i laugh m head of everyti8me i wsatch this
bnibouayasht 1 year ago
LOL@sorry for dutch subtitles.
aprilishis 1 year ago 3
HEHE
03lilallen 1 year ago
1 person forgot to take Madea 101
WhelenVTXR2 1 year ago 3
Lmao!!!
xRawrCuukiezx6 1 year ago
"The bible say in second Deutoronomo, uh, the Book of Jericho that uh, the eye for the tooth, and the tooth for the people, and everybody who the got the eye, you punch 'em in it."
--What?!
"I can tell you don't read the bible."
LMAOOOO xD
AquaLuvr22 1 year ago 4
I mean....
5:59 Double LOL
SonixTails442 1 year ago
4:53 LOL
4:59 Double LOL
6:17 to 6:22 Triple LOL
6:39 to 6:44 LMAO
6:54 to 6:58 Double LMAO
7:46 Triple LMAO
8:35 to the end XD
SonixTails442 1 year ago
i the gotters get me imma get my glock lol
darkrai2996 1 year ago
its Dutch
vennagirl12 1 year ago
I need Madea to come live with me. She'd be my entertainer. :)
LittleMissStarlight9 1 year ago 2
this is super funny!!!!
Gothgirl1077 1 year ago
its alright to crossdress for christ!!!!!!!!
Ruldolphmaker 1 year ago
mmmm so mi entrevista en mi nuevo trabajo se puso asi!!!
enrique12660 1 year ago
Madeas eyes lmao
kkgirl300 1 year ago
"If somebody got me, got me, got me. I'm gonna get them, get them, get them."
ittybitty5609 1 year ago 4
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9223780 1 year ago
@9223780 Lol. Ignorance.
ittybitty5609 1 year ago
Lmao this is the funniest part of the movie :D
TheKITTENS90 1 year ago 4
Are you getting angry Doctor?LOL
Trendogg5 1 year ago
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9223780 1 year ago
That is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever heard. It is like hanging out with my buddies in the man cove. I thought only we had those kinds of conversations!
"Well when you're getting got, there is somebody who got you and you gonna get them, when you get them everybody is getting got....... If the gotters get me Ima get my glock!"
ktm525rider 1 year ago
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9223780 1 year ago
"Did you see me? I'm six-foot five what the he** they gonna' do?!" omglol that's funny!
Trinitypeep 1 year ago 4
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Trinitypeep 1 year ago
"The bible say in Seconddukedabronamo of the Book of Jeriko that uh 'the eye for the tooth and the tooth for the people and everybody who got the eye you punch um' in it." "WHAT?!" "I can tell you don't read the Bible." LOLLOL!
Trinitypeep 1 year ago 5
"Are you crazy?!" "A little bit."
Trinitypeep 1 year ago 4
"I done been on several tapes I ain't know what you talkin' 'bout." So funny!
Trinitypeep 1 year ago 3
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Trinitypeep 1 year ago
How many cheeks you supposed to let them hit before you woop they ass?
Lmfao!
TheSkiesDye 1 year ago
lmao! if they got me got me got me imma have to get em get em get em. I iwsh she was a real women lol
cameo10 1 year ago 2
you dont open a can of whoopass on everybody you meet?! lol
bioniking775 1 year ago
"I'm gonna tell the judge that you have to get better to be crazy."
"Wh-what?"
XDD
KailyWailyGirl 1 year ago 3
if they got me! got me! got me! then I gonna get them! get them! get them! roflmas
puertoricanboy2008 1 year ago
"Cuz i aint no damn duck"
MaGV0rT3x 1 year ago 145
@MaGV0rT3x Haahahah thats my Favorite part! lmao
estelle1316 1 year ago
@estelle1316 LMFAO i kno that parts funny
MaGV0rT3x 1 year ago
lolszx....this is tooo funny
yaboyrbprince09 1 year ago
Lmfao! I love this haha
Spartn086 1 year ago
This is so effing hilarious. lmfao
skulltink 1 year ago
She's a funny man!!! LOL!
Lilmusicman13 1 year ago 4
shes so fuuny man
CrazyeMandy 1 year ago
i love madea!
OLiViA3729 1 year ago
funny az hell! LMFAO!!
melmel011luv 1 year ago
"if the got is get me, imma get my glock!"
lmfao!
omfg!
"the eye for the tooth, and the tooth for the people, and everybody who the got the eye, you punch 'em in it."
i'm dying!
that is by far, the funniest line i have ever heard in my life!
ilovemeryl 1 year ago 103
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9223780 1 year ago
haha
shay9089 1 year ago
"hell to the yeah!" haha love madea xD
xxladybug94 1 year ago