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  • I used to think that the cake was a lie...

    but then i took an attow to the knee!

  • @young3rd28 Oh no! You took an "attow" to the knee

  • @WhiteVenom187 lmaooo

  • In history class I learned that Mary Antoinette's famous quote, "let them eat cake", was actually never said. My teacher said it was a myth. You can see where I went from there.

  • I used to like cake, but then it still tastes like cake...

  • I used to be a lie, but then I took a cake to the knee...

  • I used to believe in a cake. then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • @grim1killer Actually, buzz lightyear has reached 2infinity and beyond, so... Buzz Lightyear is the only one who gets cake that is truth. Now I feel smart too!

  • The cake isn't a lie... Chuck Norris just got to it first

  • the cake is a pie

  • The cake is a lie, so have some pie.

    The pie is fake, so go get some cake.

  • i love this song!

  • the cake is a lie, but sometimes, the truth hurts.

  • Dont Walk into the light!

  • The pie is the truth!

  • There was no cake in Portal 2 because Gaben ate the cake.

  • "The Cake is not a lie. The delicious cake is a lie. The poison cake is not a lie." -GLaDOS. and yes i just copy and pasted that from the description lol

  • WHAT

  • is this in single player? if yes, then what chapter? :/

  • @XshifaX Its Portal 1 so yes it is singlelayer

  • anyone who says the cake is not a lie hasnt played portal and is an idiot..

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  • the cake is not a lie!!!!!!

  • The Knife!!!!!!!!!

  • The cake is a spy. It will threaten to stab you.

  • this seems so E-Z compared to portal 2 now

  • the cake is FAKE and GAY

  • who needs LSD when you can just watch portal gameplay

  • NOOOOOOOOOOO! PUT THE BOSS FIGHT ON! I SUCK AT PORTAL!

  • The pie is a fake!

  • Well done for showing enough restraint to not show the boss fight.

  • THE PIE FRAMED THE CAKE THE CAKE IS THE TRUTH

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE BECAUSE IT'S POISONED!

  • the cake isnt a lie ....

    YOU just cant get it ;D

  • @p00rtalThe Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake

    According to smart people, time is money.

    Therefore: 2time = Cake

    According to other smart people, time goes on forever.

    This indicating: time = infinity

    Therefore: 2infinity = Cake

    Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.

    The Cake is a lie

    I feel smart :D

  • @grim1killer @grim1killer

    NO the cake isnt a lie ...

    if u dont belive me watch my tutorial ;D

  • @grim1killer Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Therefore, you're statement is invalid. But thus...only Chuck Norris can get the cake. Which means you'll have to get past him to get it...ERROR.

  • @grim1killer holy shit i feel twilight zone'd

  • @grim1killer or maybe the cake isnt possible cuz someone at aperture labs ate it.

  • @grim1killer WWHAAA?????

  • @grim1killer Wow I feel really smart now. Thanks Einstein!

  • @grim1killer never played portal.

    If what you say is true then I guess everything we have is a lie because in order to buy anything you need time and money. So that would mean my house, my computer, my chair, my bed, my food and pretty much anything that was ever bought is a lie, or isn't possible.

    nice thinking though

  • @grim1killer Actually, smart people think the world is ending in 2012.

    time = 2012

    Therefore: (2)2012 = Cake according to ur calculations means...

    They will give you the cake in the year 4024.

  • @grim1killer

    2infinity...

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, so obviously the cake is not a lie for him :D

  • @grim1killer Chuck Norris achieved 2infinity.

    2infinity = cake

    The Cake is not a lie.

  • @grim1killer cake is not a lie i have cake in minecraft and on table in real life

  • @thesuperrandomguy123 Life is a lie.

  • @Kreanlorii u are a lie

  • @grim1killer mindfuck. :L

  • @grim1killer No you make cake with milk,eggs,flour and money to buy the stuff or just buy a cake mix.Now who is smart.Also u need time.

  • @grim1killer dude you not only feel smart.... you are smart! You calculated the formula to life and cake!!!!!!!!!

  • @grim1killer incorrect

  • i saw this too i also got pic of it

  • that is the weirdest game target ever

  • Dude....why you maked this video??....we all played this game.....or change the title of the game into the - Half Life - Portal Gameplay.....lol

  • you mean i am killing my wrist by playing waaaaaaaaay to long and i get no cake? how rude....lol!

  • cool

  • gay song

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  • NO, THE CAKE CAN´T BE A LIE, NOO!!! :P

  • ok cool fair enough

  • ok ok ill do it myself :) but can someone plz explain to me why is the cake a lie??? what does it mean cuz i really dont get it...

  • @shinmasterx One of the incentives promised to you by Aperture Labs when you "sign up" for the portal experiment is that, after 7 years of testing, you would be given some cake. At the end, come to find out, the cake actually doesn't exist

  • @TheMastaGibbsSect so what does the cake mean?? and why would someone go thru all that trouble for friggin cake?? does the cake mean something symbolic or something?? cuz i dont see the point of going thru 7 years of experiments for a freakin slice of cake. he must really want that cake or something. i dont know...

  • @shinmasterx Well for one thing the main character is a woman. Second there really is no purpose to getting the cake. Why someone would want to give 7 years of their life for cake is beyond me. Most of the people before you died somewhere around the 14th or 15th test chamber. But when you are playing this game, the people at Aperture labs have abandoned the place but you are still inside with just the computer and yourself, and you have to escape. So to answer your question, I have no clue.

  • @shinmasterx You don't like cake?

  • ok ok il do it myself :) but can someone plz explain to me why is the cake a lie??? what cake are they talkn about cuz i really dont get it....

  • @shinmasterx: If you play the game "Portal" it should all make sense.

  • @shinmasterx play "portal its a great game that requirs alot of thinking anyways the cake is a lie becouse glados a computer in portal promises cake at the end but in the end ther is no cake thus the cake is a lie............... just informing ya :)

  • @shinmasterx what cake? there is no fucking cake. THE CAKE IS A LIE STOP ASKING ABOUT IT

  • ***SPOILER***

    @shinmasterx the machine reminds you constantly that upn finishing te "test" you will be "rewarded with chocolate cake" (i forget if she says chocolate or not) but at the end your charicter is actually supposed to be killed (which means no cake) but realises this from a mesinger who writes "the cake is a lie" in many places and warns u of the murder. upon reaching the end, u trn on the computer and fight her. happy now? :)

    ***SPOILER***

  • @shinmasterx the cake is a lie because you dont get it until you die, and even if you had lived to eat it, its basicly poisonus and would have killed you anyway. (made with coca, fiberglass resen, sediment, est....)

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  • @shinmasterx It is said for if you escape the Aperture Science Compound and play by the rules, you will get, CAKE! (Saw Referance)

  • @shinmasterx portal is also the name of a cake.

  • @ferro764

    so would that mean that the game is also a lie????

  • @shinmasterx If you want an explination.... Basicly in the game called Portal the creaters promised cake if you finished the game, However while completing the game, in a hidden area (One of the 5 Ratmen Dens) On the wall is Written ' The Cake is a lie ' Five times. 'Recipes' For the cake are hidden in the game as little easter eggs. There you have it, An explination on the cake is a lie

  • I just had a really good slice of chocolate cake!!

  • companion cube told me that ishould go on without it! what a crazy thought, don t you guys think? oh and he told me the cake is not a lie. because he ate some. then GLADoS said that i had to destroy him!!! the he threatened to stab me!

  • And what was point of that?

  • The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!!The cake is a lie!! jajajaja

  • you guys must have misunderstood everything... because the cake is a.... pie :D

  • you dont DIE you ESCAPE

  • THE cake is a LIE!!!!!!! :(

  • The cake is a lie...? But... I even killed my best friend, the companion cube! And destroyed this giant computer thing!... Just to know it's a lie?

    why, whyyy, WHYYYYYY!?!?

  • The cake is not a lie ARE U ALL CRAZY... GLADOS TOLD ME SO AND I CAN ALWAYS TRUST HER!

  • CAKE WILL ALWAYS = LIE!!!!! ALWAYS!!!

  • This is a game where u have to think, not like almost all the other games just shoot and walk...

  • The cake is a pie!

  • True :P

  • @Yottskry Is is a spy.

  • @Yottskry

    I made you a pie.

    Oooo, what flavor?

    PIE FLAVOR!

  • @ItsAwwrright haha, asdfmovie

  • half life and this ghame are really confusing

  • the cake is NOT FOR YOU!

    actually the cake is a spy.... IT ISS NOT POSSIBLE

  • The cake is a lie and I have proof.... it's metal.... if you enable cheats you can get to the room with the cake and you can also add guns. so I did that shot the cake and to my surprise there was a metal dent in the cake... the cake is a lie it's just metal covered in frosting.

  • the cake was not a lie

  • And you are a noob because you can't read. We all have our shortcomings. I'll overlook yours if you'll overlook mine.

  • do not feed the troll ;)

  • ahah shortcomings.

  • if you use cheats or no cheats there is a secret passage dunno were but i have seen it and if you follow it and go the right ways youll fall into a storage room with a chocolate cake and the companion cube beside it

  • delicious caek

  • Would you like to eat a cake with a cordless electric needle injector, and sediment shaped sediment?

  • the cake its not a lie 1 you see it at the end 2 only her or he i think its a her becouse of the clones died and say the cake is a lie it doesnt mean its true ,3he never escaped he died when he find her 4 and about that robot says 2 eggs and ect. so the cake its true

  • my firend told me that the cake is a lie is a reference to super mario 64 where in the beggining peach asks u to have cake with her. U NEVER GOT THE CAKE!

  • You do ... lol

  • but when u beat it they r like lets go make a cake for mario!!!!!!!!

  • lol

  • Maybe GLaDOS was like that

  • so the cake is a lie its poisoned

  • the cake is not a lie have you ever finished the game!

  • THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE

  • No need to be sexist here.

  • Some males like me enjoy puzzle, Like Sudoku. xD

  • or portal

  • smoothe song

  • Not that its bad or anything but i wonder why they choose the main character to be a women?

  • Coz we are awesome ^^

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE BITCH! (no offence to the guy who made this video i am talking about the one who tries to kill you)

  • OMG!! CAEK!!! XP

  • knowing where too put the portals can be confusing

  • i like this song and the game is great

  • I don't even get the whole "cake is a lie" thing.

  • it means that the wont let you go when you finished the stages

    (srry ik my engles is bad)

  • In the game 'portal', you are motivated to finish because GLaDOS promised cake at the end. Throughout the game, in side chambers, people who have made it to the end found out that GLaDOS wanted to kill them, and went back and wrote "the cake is a lie" to warn future test subjects that GLaDOS would not be giving them any cake.

  • lol what the hell? You do something for a piece of cake? That's stupid I guess :D

  • &%^$ you i want that cake and i will travel through hell with portals just to get it!!!!

  • there is a robot talking to you in this game, telling you if you complete all the tests there will be a party with cake, then on the walls when u are doing the test some other test subject has written "the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie" but after all it wasnt a lie

  • cake??

    ITS A LIE!!

  • But the pie speaks the truth.....

  • yes but the pie is in cohoots with the cake thus it is also a lie

  • PIES FTW =D

  • Portal is a fucking awesome game.

  • do you think there will be cake?

  • and then u will be baked too.

  • haha "the cake is a lie" is probably the weirdest yet funniest phrase in gaming

  • The cake is a lie,

    The pie is a truth,

    The eclair is confusing, and

    The cookie defies physics.

  • to all of those who push on nigh i must state that it is not a lie. the cake is real as your bones or as the money in your lones. the cake is great and simply takes the cake... pie. the cake beats down your weak frail trumphs and calls out all of your silly bluffs.the cake is great the cake doth pwn as through this message i have shown. and with this message i say ado and with me the cake doth do too.

  • i hate to break the the news, but the cake is fake; you lose.

  • no it is not. you need to read my song again DX

  • 99,999 person to see this

  • waddare ya doing to the poor turrets?!??!?!

  • The scene with the three turrents coming out of the doors, I did it a little different with you....

    I took the barrels, turned then straight, and charged

  • i wouldn't exactly call it spamming...

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  • well, that's not very nice... and doesn't make a lot of sense...

  • it's to that person who spamed, not to the person who made this video. sorry for any confusion, it usually shows it.

  • No it's from portal...

  • Yea its from portal. its an easter egg lol...

  • The cake is true in both games. When you beat both, there is a cake at the end.

  • the cake is not a lie,ah and portal 2 is coming

  • correct, your reward is cake

  • Is this the advanced setting? Because though I hate ego-shooters I found this game very refreshing and liked it very much. These scenes I haven`t seen before. And if you end it then you are dead? Little bit confused but now worries 4 stars for this video after all someone as dumb as i don `t want an explanation.

  • listen the cake is no lie i found it using noclip

  • what game is this and what's w/ the cake

  • Learn.

  • Portal from valve

  • Cake is not a lie she promised a cake and it was joke when she said she gonna kill u cuz in end of game u really see cake and u can go to that place to the cake but you cant eat it of course lol :D

  • :04 on the wall it says the cake is a lie

  • there you go the wall proves it the cake is a lie im tired of you people of beign so dumb

  • What music is it?!

  • cool song

  • Now your thinking with portals.