Cave Johnson LEMONS!

[headpidgeons]

guess what NEVER GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS I REAPEAT DONT GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMOONS!

[TheJjjet42]

transcribe the audio :D

[omegaipodmaniac]

DO U NO WHO I AM?!?!?! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

[TheRobine44]

@omegaipodmaniac WITH THE LEMONS!!!

[sirfragalot92]

I like how Cave Johnson asked to see life's manager... then he died and saw God.

CAVE JOHNSON RECEIVES WHAT HE ASKS FOR, ASSHOLES!! :D

[shadowwolf01100]

I'm gonna burn your house down !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Piggy353]

LOL!!!

[21gameschamp12]

Wow issues

[MrCanudodis]

I don't want your dam lemons

[johnblockbuster]

Whats up with caroline standing there at the end?

[THEDOORSEESALL]

I'm using this the next time someone says "when life gives you lemons..."

[fipdx]

Lol engineer

[Ihatebadvideos1000]

0:31 Poor Caroline ...

[starguy1010]

You n saying it right:"I'm gonna burn your house down with lemons i'm gonna get my engineers and invent combustible lemons that burns your house down!"

[PACKAPUNCH98]

IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!! WITH THE LEMONS!!!!! hahahahahah

[prettypurloinpie]

...

...

I'm different...

[tchernobill]

Briantly done !

[andy4life200]

.v.

[PyroWarrior8]

"but i just asked if you wanted some cake..."

[WhatTheHelicopter98]

Thats gunna be my ringtone

[WhatTheHelicopter98]

Cave Johnson can sell an Iphone to the Amish

[thewardenlover]

Lol'd at the TF2 Engie XD

[FullmetalFan870]

So Mr. Johnson, when do you exspect combustible lemons to be realised to the public :D

[Slapperbob]

20 people's houses were burnt down by the lemons.

[MegaHellrasier]

Caroline:hmmm...sir johnson

Cave:slut up caroline i'll put mind in a robot ..later

Caroline:What

cave:oh...nothing ..i was just trying to see what to do with the lemons

Caeoline:what lemons sir?

Cave: good point ...go get some please.....soon life....soon

[eyesk8ter]

LOL @ caroline XD

[JJsiftinc]

20 people never bought combustible lemons

[CarrotAtHeart]

His hands are drawn backwards.

[Passthatification]

o_o

[C650101]

GIVE BACK THE DAMN LEMONS!

[C650101]

when life gives you lemons...THEY BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN1

[TheGeniusCore]

Caroline :<

[Irategamefan]

Cave Johnson so like JJ Tompson owner of the daly Buggle

[aparzoo]

"... so you do want lemons in your tea, sir?"

[HI7417]

I bet lemon juice is gas

[NinTevens]

Poor Caroline.

[LuigiHoax]

: <

[711lps]

Oh my god guys!!! Thank you all for loving my comment!!! It means so much to me!!! Thank you all!!! And make shore YouTube takes those dislikes back!!!

[killbotvii]

@711lps EVERYONE QUICK! BURN 771LPS'S HOUSE DOWN!

[gam3fr3ak179]

he said what were all thinking!

[VidaDeMorte]

haha caroline, i miss her

[PhantomFluttershy]

Omg! Caroline. XD

[benrlamb]

:< derp

[SailorFaith]

job well done XD

[v2791]

the legend, the men, the lemons

[majinpikmin]

ok why hasent the army made a COMBUSTIBULE LEMON"S?

[lordofwaff1es]

@majinpikmin because the might accidently eat them :P

[indyfreak101]

THE CAKE, IT IS A LIE!

[Bismuth83ROBLOX]

Caroline: :<

[Randomness1849]

@711lps I'm subscribing 2 u for that comment

[InternetJunkie100]

heh, I say "when life gives you free shit TAKE IT!'

[SeeItGoB00M]

Sounds like something my Science teacher would say.

[StupidStuffLLC]

Caroline :-<

[R3NzL0r]

Lemon Grenades For The Win!

[Strohy88]

@R3NzL0r lemon...nades? <----- got that? ;)

[123thelink]

@R3NzL0r aka lemonades! XD credit 2 @strohty88 for coming up with that

[Funsizedreesescups]

That was a bad ass speech.

[tailsawsome17]

CAVE JOHNSON for PRESIDENT 2012!!!!

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@tailsawsome17 2013

[KirioGameNote]

@tailsawsome17 If only he didn't die in 1976

[pcblah]

@tailsawsome17 but he is dead...

[ExplodingWaflles]

@tailsawsome17 Did you play the game? He died, idiot.

[rafaton5000]

@tailsawsome17 is better than obama

[ps2man38]

sorry i only have apples

[girgirl09]

Step #4- PROFIT

[MrSailing101]

Caroline :-

[pielover352]

I Dont Want Your Damn Lemons!!!

[ShadowsEmbrace1]

Oh my god, that was funny! Oh, btw, go to 0: 30 to see Cave's assistant perform the perfect DERP face ever.

[JohnnyRadman]

Why make lemonades? We already have pineapple grenades, after all.

[BooToHaters]

@JohnnyRadman bloon tower defense

[711lps]

When YouTube gives you dislikes, don't make more videos! Make YouTube take em back! Get mad! I don't want your dam dislikes! What am I suppose to do with these?! I demand to see youtube's manager! Make YouTube rue the day it thought it could give me dislikes! Do you know who I am?! I'm the girl who's gonna flag your channel down! With the flag button! I'm gonna get my subscribers to invent a combustible flag button that shuts your channel down!

[EpicGaming115]

@711lps Its impossible for me to stop laughing from your comment :D

[PsiKyck]

@711lps Pure win

[CelticDragon0]

@711lps Nice!

[trancanhphu]

My new catchphrase.

[newoldkid]

@711lps great! So hilarious!!!!

[kev21593]

@711lps seem like the best youtube pardoy for this!

[stratt101]

@711lps

Wow, not even 200 subs. Scary....

[brycethedudeable]

@711lps I love portal, but annoying fangirls like you need to stfu.

Not Axel, shes cool.

[711lps]

@brycethedudeable hey, ya gotta love portal!!!

[machiner6]

@711lps You just made my day!

[luigi4728]

@711lps this comment is win

[kittyhawkgirl109]

@711lps *adds* with the dislikes.

[realwaluigi]

@711lps ... oh, how I would like to send this as a message to youtube...

[UnnaturalOccurrence]

It's funny but it makes me sad. His voice seems to crack to me a bit, as though he's going to cry. He shows real emotion when he speaks and it upsets me. Besides that, this animation is hilarious. The plan makes me laugh. xD

[TheRegalian]

I dont want your damn lemons!

[WolfTrucker92]

Cave Johnson would have a good Job by the Army for inventing burning Lemons for the Enemy

xD

[mikimomo97]

18 lemons were scared juiceless

[Dementio678]

Goodbye, Caroline!

[pikminstudios1]

:<

[marioknight404]

Challange Accepted

[deadman2312]

GET MAD!!

[lostfan675]

LOLOLOL this is by far the best video I have seen ever! They should have put this in the actual game! xD

[blazecatzero]

exactly how i feel. go cave johnson!!!!!!!

[alexz777]

0:27 ROLF

[BoomFire4]

I would like two shipments of combustable lemons... What? Theres alot of burring to do

[sonicloveryeah]

o^o

[andrewdude001]

Caroline: wut?

[insanefirefreak]

I was playing portal until Cave Johnson threw a lemon at my balls and made me watch this.

[insanefirefreak]

How did i get here from portal?

[SnowAngelSilver]

@insanefirefreak because this is from portal

[MLPAppleJackFiM]

If cave johnson did make it wouldnt the 911 call seem like a prank.

[goodman32100]

:<

[RidleyGMR457]

@nygge :D you're totally right LOL

[Mrdoomtaco]

life's manager: chuck norris

[LHunterO78]

@Mrdoomtaco No.

[ESAV]

Yeah! Take the lemons!

[RidleyGMR457]

What if life doesn't have a house to burn down 0_0

[nygge]

@RidleyGMR457 Even more interesting: What if Life doesn't have a life???

[nman981]

lemonades every body get down

[Videot01]

Engineer from Team Fortress 2. Nice.

[Beeblez55]

Meanwhile GLaDOS is having orgasms...

[torphus]

when live gives u lemons i make lemonades

[Mr1970USMC]

I laughed when caroline had :-< on her face. xD

[rubiethefiredragon]

Lemon+Grenade= Ya got yourself some lemonade.

[demonicme31]

@rubiethefiredragon lulz dude you rule

[awesomeprussiaVEVO]

The 15 dislikes are the combustible lemons.

[sethhero]

and caroline is all 0_0 XD!!!!!!!

[TheDesertedRanger]

COMBUSTABLE LEMON INCOMING! IT'S OVER!

[fireballcurt]

150 people gave Cave Johnson lemons

[TheGameGod1997]

IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS!

[TysonRaySteel]

@TheGameGod1997

no

you have to put a space in it like "i'm the guy whose gonna burn your house donw,

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WiTH THE LEMONS!!!"

its much better that way ;)

[DiamondHoeProduction]

Most inspirational speech I ever heard.

[DeathBeNotProud98]

ahahhaha!! I love how Caroline is just standing there at the end like..."...here's your tea...sir.."

[XtheUnknown13]

I don't want your damn lemons! I want more pictures of Spiderman!

[essay126]

@XtheUnknown13 I DONT WANT LEMONS I WANT YOU TO STOP COPY AND PASTING!

[StarFoxAutobot]

I never even met him yet I miss him already.

[demonicme31]

@505CoDplayer where the hell do i sign up for a job at aperture

[505CoDplayer]

@demonicme31 Any place where a tool shed that cant open is availible

[BladeNiko]

@505CoDplayer to my house *

[ultilinium8]

@505CoDplayer then you went black masa

[505CoDplayer]

@ultilinium8 Yea blowin up aliens is much better than a phyco robot

[TripzyHere]

@505CoDplayer LOOL "its in the knee" 'not to the knee', you got the meme all wrong, what a fail

[505CoDplayer]

@TripzyHere Dont realy care at this point whats done is done lol who cares

[Gameguy602]

People, Y U NO have pupils?

[JariKuipers]

0:20 could have used a smash on the table.

[KenshinNboy]

ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

[GavynRogers2point0]

@jackdragger333 Consider me jelly.

[ProjectAlamir]

A combustible lemon. Would that be a lemon...ade?

[masturcheef12345]

@ProjectAlamir nitroglycerin

[AchelonX]

Is it just me or does it sound like the voice actor is close to cracking up once he delivers the last line? :P

[Arzaker]

COMBUSTABLE LEMON GOIN UP

[Cencrd]

captions= funniest thing ive ever seen

[AllTheLittleChildren]

@Cencrd that burger your house down

[24videowatcher]

wait lemon+grenade=lemonade?

[TheRydersanandreas]

@24videowatcher Yes Chuck green's secret weapon!

[marorocks2000]

The average aperture employee losses sanity faster than Dr eggman loses battles.

[EndermeanieMinecraft]

when life gives you lemons pee in a glass and give it to your friend saying "i made lemon juice"

[deadpool8517]

heres wat i think when life gives u lemons u make orange juice and then the world would wonder how the fuck did u put that off

[Lexyvil]

I'll always look at Lemons differently now.

[iiDefDudes]

Cave Johnson:I wanna speak to life's Manager!

Chuck Norris:You Called me?

[fourtwentty420]

This is great!

Science. It's for all.

[FianderTV]

This video should be called Cave Johnson's Lemon Rant

[Adun4184]

Cave Johnson for President.

[AGrayPhantom]

@Adun4184 Cave Johnson Vs. Lex Luthor for president. Hm, I'd suspect Cave to be a Republican, and Lex to be democrat. Don't know why, but that feels right.

[herobrinewithtophat]

@Adun4184 and lemons forevery one!(exept him)

[Adun4184]

@herobrinewithtophat

yup

[demonicme31]

@Adun4184 Cave johnson for god topped you ^

[Austinq1998]

thumbs up if your here becuase of the garry's mod LEMONS addon....

[ilikchez]

But does it blend?

[TrinityPivot]

@ilikchez Nope, it doesn't blend, nice try at getting thumbs up though :3

[Slowdevil666]

Lemon grenades

Wish I had a portal gun

[Terrarian96]

Ive bought some :3

[SeraphCannon117]

Lol, someone should add combustable lemons to a minecraft portal mod. If anyone does, please contact me =D

[joethecrazy1012]

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS!!!!! I'M GONNA HAVE MY ENGINEERS MAKE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!

[shaymin2348]

Cave: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! Me: Yea your Cave Jhonson.