Lonely Island Ft. Natalie Portman - Natalie's Rap [New Video + Download]

[Nolo393]

waz that a gun shot o.o

[vikings7680]

@Nolo393 i think she stomped him

[whitesniperleybrad]

she was on snl.... they wanted to make people laugh, and she had a completely clean record previously; it wouldn't matter if she made one video just for a funny live show.

[WeaselExplosion]

Wow how the hell did they get her to sing that?

Awesome song

[GodOfDetailing]

@WeaselExplosion I was thinking the same thing -- but damn, this shit is HILARIOUS!!

[sterman600]

my dick is scared of u that is so awesome

[MrNatedillon]

wow such a naughty girl lol

[SpywareBMX]

thats not really natalie portman is it?

[blsmothermon]

yes...this is the uncensored version of her SNL skit. She is awesome!

[whitesniperleybrad]

@SpywareBMX hell yeah

[TwilightsChapter13]

If it is, I'm in love :)

[rafreaky09]

Damn Natalie you a crazy chick. lol

[Lariekoekje]

Drink till I'm SICK!

[XxgamerdavexX]

All the kids looking up to me CAN SUCK MY DICK! I loled so fricken hard

[myssteri1]

OVER THE TOP!

[ganondorf22]

This ish was actually written pretty well if you actually look up the lyrics to it. If pretty much anybody besides Natalie Portman were rapping to it, it would sound mos definitely legit. And good.

[wittyusername]

You shut the fuck up and suck mah DICK!

[MischievousNina]

hahahaha

[sonotquiet]

I'll sit right down on your face... and take a shit! LMFAO

[piepen111]

@sonotquiet Ahah !!

[alexmandog]

SUCK MEH DICK! lol

[OwningDDS]

All the kids looking up at me can SUCK MY DICK! Lmao..

[mediarulestheworld]

it's more like Natalie Portman ft. The Lonely Island. I love this song!

[Gibno10]

loooool

"all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick ...."

"i never said i was a role model"

[mccloud524]

neva mind

[mccloud524]

its not working. there's no audio

[lovable8000]

my dick is scared of yuu lool

[jt4life19]

@lovable8000 hahah " i dont want to go in there. dont make me go in there!!!!!!"

[gooman6464]

awesome rap, so extreme is why it's funny xD

[289Chris289]

o_o holy shit

[wheeler202202]

This scares me..O.O

It is epic though xD....

[jacobH94]

lonely island rules and so does natalie :)

[kuchikirukialovers]

I lo-oveeeeee Natalieee

[litontonaton]

she will fuck u too! :D

[MJOLNR314]

lol my dick is scared of her too

[nsunshine10]

lol

[1Vella]

Man, this is fantastic,

Another reason to love Natalie Portman!

[keestmiester]

I fucking love her for this.

[InevitablyDIANNE]

OMFG. o___o

The cussing sounds strange coming from her.

X'DDDDD

[TJTerry101]

best natalie line ever.

shut the fuck up and suck my dick xD

[SoulsAlight]

I'll sit right down on your face AND TAKE A SHIT

LOL

[Sparky9728]

Coolest person in the universe

[Greendayfan1022]

what you want Natalie? to drink and fight! what you need Natalie? to fuck all night!,

she's awesome

[Frostypeanut]

And all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you...

(We love you Natalie!)

I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!

[ToAsTy42o]

Holy sh!t....

[xRoozen]

Love it. xD! 8D

[bravestarr99]

Motherfucker this shits fucks a dicks ass! NICE!

[star0shadows]

YO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK.

God, shes so great.

[ANTIwankerCHRIST]

She? o_O dick? o_O something is wrong....

[bumpy105]

Fucking love this song.

[dailynxoxo]

haha oh shitson !!!

[11tenpmafterdark]

Roflmao i love this song

[dexslab2014]

me too

[drshnty]

lmfao, she sounds so cute xD

[samiam1mm]

"SUCK MY DICK!" haha

kids look up to her?

[Inferno29646]

k didnt know she had a......dick

[c3peanutsable]

love the ending

[miller4312]

padame portman (thats wat she played) from starwars

[youcannotownmenoob]

padame amidala ftw

[billygrimmuwo]

If she was only like that in real life lol

[TheGeorgia887]

omg! this is soooooo funnyy

[DOWelPolloLoco]

i'll sit right down on ur face n take a shit

[crystalluvs8080]

bad ass bitch yo. aint she pimpin. lol

[ToyinJoseph]

Her ass is good. I want to hear another single lol

[RogueZora]

"We love you, Natalie! I WANNA FUCK YOU TOO!" Lulz

[CoLLizioNx]

she is the shit fuck a of ya that dont think so na just playin

[MaggotOFMaiden]

my name is Natalie. :D

[rainbowtoesocks]

"harvard"

[tforrest322]

"harberd" dude? its harvard

[weetziestarr]

And it's not hay, it's yay'. You know, like yayo? Cocaine.

[5litleducks]

bad ass bitch hahaha

[newell362]

holy! i totaly didnt see that coming lol

[urossesum2]

haha oh god natelie sounds funny in this video my god=)

[Shocked0]

LOL she sounds like such a nice person and now she is full on doing this lul.

btw this is her, it sounds like her real voice.

[ryantaggart]

haha go portman!

[indestructiblehero]

"Yo shut the fuck up, and suck my dick!!"

[xPunkXShitx]

haha! Now THAT;S wht u call a good song! :L

[GarrettSTAR22]

LMAO Wow

[rach0mike]

OMG

i didn't except that!!!

[Idedu101]

O_O

[stephi61]

oh,wow

was that really her, like are you dead up

[ApocalypsticDemons]

yea it seriously is find the music video shes in it

[tongs987]

lol is that actually her...

[vipergtsrvp]

yes. yes it is

[lazerpewpewpew]

you fail.

[uhleeseeuh]

i know this whole rap...lol

[neoboomboom]

"my dick is scared of you!" lmao

[PacoMercauto]

This shit is fuckin' hilarious.

[FailboyMatze]

suck my dick ??? Oo Orly? you have a dick ?

[Blacksun388]

uhhhh strap-on? or shemale?

[dolcefenice]

both!

[unshippedmilk]

my dog sad face

[damnyoubastards]

''i'll kill your fucking dog for fun'' lmao

[gnrFTWw00tw00t]

haha all the kids that look up to me can suck my dick!

EPIC WIN!!!!

[xBrad]

im bustin dudes' mouths' lick gushers motha fucka!

[YBradB]

You're an idiot. :)

[Redemptioner123]

Seth Rogen, is that you interviewing natalie?

[lopside0]

no.

[thetrevistabomb]

chris parnell

[chefbranham]

just wondering.

why is this on the lonely island album when the only one who actually was in the song was andy.? in which case he said about 4 lines...I love the whole album I do it.s amazing, I just wondered.

[warcloown]

Its their song. They made it! ;D

[Tahkoon]

How to sum this up......*Shoots himself."

[lastmiddlefirst]

"shut the fuck up and suck my dick" WIN

[yesboss2000]

omg, u are a dick

[josh9421]

Ever heard about the clit?

[Franschief]

Ask Demi Moore!

[RHP4djd]

Me next natalie

[miguel00000000099]

sucking HER dick?

[RHP4djd]

she said i want to fuck you to, tool

[MarineLatrine]

i think N.Portman is kinda hot. :)

luv the song

[moses132049]

yeah, but in the video she has short hair

[EMOIsaacs]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! amazing

[joshinator98]

Is this actually Natalie Rapping

[heathman100]

yeah theres a music video fo it. just search. it was an snl skit

[SARLO12]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahah you just said that kids can suck your dick!!! Hahahah little kids can suck your dick!!! You're sick bro

[isitcoal]

he was quoting the song lol

[HamstaaMastaa]

what about the kids who look up to you? ALL THE KIDS WHO LOOK UP TO ME CAN SUCK MY DICK

[HXCWARRIOR666]

eh id hit it

[stonewallgoalie720]

My dick is scared of you

[ki11ma11]

WE LOVE YOU NATALIE! I WANNA FUCK YOU TO! hahahahaha

[theaimbulance]

lol. I looked at her pic, i know her from movies. LOL

[MAKshowx3]

Natalie is now my idol lmao.

[Grayce94]

ths is a good one, one of my fav songs by The lonely island XD good job

[dwalker2020]

bamf

[gmase334]

Crazzzzy! I wasn't a big NP fam but NOW!! I love this chick! I love you Natalie! I wanna f**k you too!

[kevinmo11]

hahaha, i have never seen any of her movies, but shes still a badass

[ryneofthesevenseas]

You've never seen Star Wars? This is princess Amadala.

[blauewassermelone]

Great!

[hekanealiloa]

aaaaaaaaaawesome

[babyrutherford12]

what a badass!

[ipwnu101]

Natalie Portman just went up like 5084590 points on the awesome scale for this

[zunder22]

agreed

[HookersNBlow]

If this is really her I will suck her dick.

[PCbassist]

...it really is lol

[noizyme]

she kicks so much FUCKING ASS for doing this. she's moved right to top of my list for respect.

[coryu711]

my dick, is scared of you...hooooooe  hahahaha

[amberrhowe]

who knew she could rap.

hilarious.

[coryu711]

my dick is scared of you

[sean14sc]

and all the dudes

u know im talkin to u

"we love u natalie

I WANNA FUK U TOO LMAO

wen i was at harvard i smoked weed everyday, cheated every test, and sorted all da yay lmao

[be11is]

i bust in dudes mouths like Gushers mo'fucka

[reneemaryx]

if only joe jonas heard this.

[xoxarsenxox]

I'll kill your fucking dog for fun so don't push me... WTF?

My Dick is scared of you...LMAO

I'm gonna go catch my breath now.

[Histpolsci]

0:58

Haven't laughed at hard in a long time.

[kleptomc]

fuckin hilarious

[xsquirr3lx]

yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick. classic

[crisgia]

lmao