Penis Poke
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  • Lol

  • I'm so jealous.

  • YOU FAIL.

  • awwww poor pony !!

  • PINGAS!

  • hey this guy made a cute kitten thing oh ya i have seen houres mating when a boy puts a penis in a vingana

  • wtf lol those kids r funny

  • this is why i hate little kids

  • me too

  • i want to suck this

  • -luigi scream-

  • lol i typed in youtube creators on oprah and this came up first??

  • shitt thats a bigg penis for a pony O.o

  • Aww tha a cute ponny ahah i've actually always wanted to hold a horses penis only oz they are so big but always floppy lol then it also goes in a little sack thing!! lol

  • Those kids SHOULD NOT BE SAYING THOSE WORDS

  • what do you want them to say? "Look at that big horse cock it looks like a nigger dick"

  • LOL

  • My Friend didn't know Horses could have pensis... It was very sad. I know this is obviously a pony... But you know, It just reminded me of her shocked expression.

    "IT'S FRIKKIN HUGE!"

  • *I ment penisisis... But I got cut short ;) I better not use that combination. I bet somewhere, someguy is shivering in panic for me just TYPING the words 'Penis' and 'Cut' together.

  • @ThatDorkFromArtClass: Yes, they probably are. Infact i'm quite frightened right now.

  • ROFL

  • Mines Bigger...

  • Why is this funny? LMAO! i'm dyin' here!

    Oh to be small.

    ..er.. a little one.

    ..i mean..

  • Perverts!

  • he has a penis, i see his penis!!

  • YGH

  • lol PENIS PENIS

  • PENIS OMG :O

  • EEEK! Cover your eyes!

  • Hahah I love the kid screaming "HE HAS A PENIS I SEE HIS PENIS! DO YOU SEE HIS PENIS? I SEE HIS PENIS!"

  • NO SHIT

  • you forgot the SHERLOCK part

  • CORRECTION*

    Everyone wants to see a pony dick!

  • I do. I want to touch that pony's big floppy cock.

  • "...And now back to, 'Oprah's Oral Inefficiencies'... sponsored in part by; 'Planchur ( Shelled ) Peanuts: Crack These Nuts Down In Yer Guts !' "

  • ( And now, the punchline )

    "Yes..... I know but, this one's eatin' my popcorn !"

  • "I see his penis!" Lol. ur kids r adorable

  • what a fun game

  • nalts posted this because he is jelous

  • this is y little girls want ponys

  • HAHA

  • haha...no! lolz we want ponies becuz der fuzzy and soft. and they are our friends. :)

    and ponies are like a symbol of like royalty or princesses. think of the magical flying horse. and no, I don't mean Charlie.

  • i love charlie

    CHARLIE

  • What the hell is wrong with you?

  • because they're actually teaching their kids the correct anatomical names for their body parts??

  • that poor horse...wow wat the fuck..

  • FAGGOT!!!

  • wait, a girl said that?

  • Amen, brother! Preach! Preach on! I wish YouTube arguments were illegal.

  • hahaha sooo true XD

    and this happends ALL THE TIME !!!

  • shut up your wrong

  • "like you're an idiot for finding this funny? your intelligence is almost completely independent of your sense of humor. using the words "immature" and "grow up" is just a way for the mentally challenged to feel better about themselves."

    excuse me, if i was mentally challenged i could not handle a farm!! retard!! I dont find this funny b/c i see it all the time, but i do see how others would...i just think its stupid to make fun a horse like this

  • "wtf whos that b****h screaming he has a penis i see it wellllll duh shut up u spaz "

    damnit, its obviously nalts's kid, you bastard.

    who are you to call a kid between the ages of 5 to 10 whom you dont even know a bitch. thats undoubtedly worse than "making fun of a horses balls" so THINK!

  • "i feel bad for the horsey his balls are being looked at and makin fun at. what did he do to deserve that. T.T"

    the horse doesnt care what they're saying. if he actually cared, someone looking at his penis would be the least of his worries. if he really cared, hed want to get out of the fucking fenced off field and go exploring.

  • "omg this is so immature"

    like you're an idiot for finding this funny? your intelligence is almost completely independent of your sense of humor. using the words "immature" and "grow up" is just a way for the mentally challenged to feel better about themselves.

    "horses cant help this, i kno because i breed Quarter horses. Stallions and geldings(male horses)do this when they are relaxed or if they have just peed! GROW UP!"

    true. nobody gives a shit. its still humorous.

  • mkay, lets break down the criticism so nalts can say "thank god"

    "this proves how cencorship is completely screwed up. how does this get by, but nudity is banned and removed?"

    because standard nudity is generally created to give you a hard on. i sure hope you're not classifying this as pornography.

  • it has a Penis big fucking deal

  • wtf whos that b****h screaming he has a penis i see it wellllll duh shut up u spaz

  • i feel bad for the horsey his balls are being looked at and makin fun at. what did he do to deserve that. T.T

  • RYANSHW POKED YOU WITH HIS PENIS!!!

  • omg this is so immature

    horses cant help this, i kno because i breed Quarter horses. Stallions and geldings(male horses)do this when they are relaxed or if they have just peed! GROW UP!

  • this proves how cencorship is completely screwed up. how does this get by, but nudity is banned and removed?

    sigh.

  • because animals dont wear clothes.

  • What's more offensive? Somebody walking up to you and saying "Penis!" or somebody actually showing you their penis? Think about it kiddo.

  • How does vocalizing have anything to do with what I said?

  • lol so do u narutonerd

  • so do u betch

  • Wow Jpurser1 u really sound like a fat ass who doesnt have a life so all u can fkkin do is insult ppl and little kids. u really need to get away from the computer and try to get a job so u can stop living with ur parents...

  • OKAY silly girl i think we all get that he has a penis!!!

  • shes only little

  • sounds like jpurser 1 nether got to have a child hood

  • and your profile makes you look gay

  • u do no iam a girl not a boy u dick

  • ryanshw poked you back with his penis :D

  • Whoa! Surprise ButtSEX!

  • ryanshw re-poked you with his penis.

  • WELL OF CORSE HE HAS A PENIS!

  • he does have a penis.

  • oh my god

  • since when is fred a professional? he speeds up his voice and does crazy shit, that seems prettty not enough to be professional o and lol

  • *groans* like we need more animal porn?

    isn't it a little overrated guys?

    (and this is coming from someone who has a LOT of balls for all i lack the parts)

    might want to worrk on your creativity a little more man

  • You suck nalts

  • "ahhh the penis, I see his penis!"

  • whow why havent any1 tagged this 1??, hater's being lazy?

  • I was kind of dreading watching this video when I read the title... I was half expecting someone to poke this little horse in the doodle with a stick.

    After watching the video, I am both relieved and disturbed.

  • Wow horse cock "Good Times,Good Times"

  • Willy Week!

  • Does Natural Male Enhancement make the size of a man's brain larger, or just his wallet?

  • LOl you basterd

  • silly =P

  • reminds me of those little Sesame Street clips, where the kids go to the zoo, or a farm.

  • lol oh my

  • Same all the time...Im 5,5....(Imagine my "Third legs"!)Litle people...BIG ideas!

  • lol

  • well it is in fact a penis

  • wow, KatiesOpinion made a video about Penis'? That IS unusual.

  • touch the penis

  • Lol, little kid...''Is that his penis?''.

    Well what do you think it is?

  • looks like mine...

  • LOLZ

  • Perv

  • lil horse HUGEY i have no idea why i said that

  • So just to clarify, that's a penis.

  • wow

  • it sounds like a 5 year old in the back saying penis

  • might be his son, but im only guessing here xD

  • I made a video just for you Nalts :)

  • ha ha Your kids are so funny " Look at his Penis...He has a Penis" crack me up and I must say great pokes, Saw graduals response hes freakin' wicked.

  • that's the greatest idea ever.

  • i dont want to poke a penis...but i want other ppl to poke mine (No Guys allowed)

  • "HE HAS A PENIS I SEE HIS PENIS"

  • I'm glad your kids know it is a body part called a penis.

    It's NOT a wee-wee or a hoo-hoo. Or any of the other god-awful names they give this body part.

  • lolwut

  • lol!

  • haha "he has a penis i can see it!" that was soooo hilarious! xD

  • If you got it, flaunt it!

  • Hahahahaaaa!

  • nalts!!!!!!\mmm/

  • See dad he had a penis I CAN SEE IT! Patrick I assume?

  • ohoohhh...you will be blocked for sure...;)

  • wow! i think ide be REALLY good at this game :)

  • LOL

  • =80

  • Penis poking? Sounds like fun! lol ;)

  • MIKMA WAS HERE

  • How can you not click on a video titled Penis Poke.

  • Lol yea really xD

  • lol! you might not believe this but... that horse had a penis

  • Oh, Nalts. I know that's just your voice in a voice modifier thing to make it sounds like a little kid. Just admit it. ^-^

  • wow, never heard that word that many times in one video and by what it sounds to be kids!

  • I LIKE!!

  • I am just so impressed that the child isn't yelling "look at the dinger" or "I see his wanger!"

  • Wee wee is the one that annoys me most. I'm really glad that there's one kid in the world who can say penis without giggling.

  • oooh! I have a penis video of the same kind of horse! I should post it!

  • Kevin Nalts! That Poor HORSE! Pfft. Just because he's feeling a lil' dangly that morning doesn't mean he outta be broadcast to a thousand people!

    Big fan, figured I'd start commenting. ^_^

  • didn't gradualreport decide to pretty much abandon youtube and make people pay to see his vids??

  • He's still doing his videos on youtube. You sure he wasn't just joking?

  • for some reason, I just don't want to do or see penis jokes. It just seems like an unfunny waste of time. What does that say about me?

  • your the only sensible one left, of us all?

  • wow, Uncle Kev.

    -just wow...

    later,

    XEM

  • Ahhhh.... kids... ya gotta love 'em.

  • thats hilarious

    "penis, he has a penis, i see his penis"

    hahahaha

  • wow. What else can one say about this video?

    Here's some advice: No more horse dicks. In fact, you should avoid all genitalia in your videos. But especially phalluses. Know what I'm sayin'?

  • all i hear is penis. and arent they too young to know the word penis?

  • yes, you shouldn't teach your kids what their body parts are called!

  • penis

  • ROFL

  • ...this was way funnier than when you were acting it out to me on the phone today.

    That was just awkward...

  • good job nalts. I better go tell gradual report.

  • LOL person75!!!!

  • lol PERON75

  • naltz, you have 43k subz right on the dot

    CONGRATZZZZZZZZ

  • penis!

  • There goes you seeing my footage of the cow and bull action!

  • i have a bad feeling that that may get flagged

  • his penis is almost as big a s mine

  • I don't think you have to tag the gradual report Nalts, he does anyway!Lol

  • I guess you can do anything online.

    Now Nalts is uploading pony porn, LOL!

  • lol peron75 will grow a penis ROFlmao....out of his rear...sorry I mean ear...I guess I had to mannnny beers

  • ur tagging Buck? ROFL

  • PENIS!!!!

    In this case, surprisingly, I can just post that and it's not spam.

  • Nalts, even though you didn't tag me, I happened to have an extra penis video laying around so I posted it as a response. It's longer than the other's because I'm taking Human Growth Hormone.

  • no Spricket24? Really? Well, I am surprised.

  • hahahhaa the kids.

  • haha nalts gradualreport mentions penis in practically every video

  • yer but y wud u put a horses nob on utube how sad