Light bulb joke

[Stolemyusename]

now i am about to say that my right ear is lonly

[bustermk2]

That light switch looks just like my penis.

[thewathall]

@bustermk2

yer small

[CommanderOfTheSun]

why do these videos exist?

[ThaTyger]

@CommanderOfTheSun because they are funny to some. Just look at the like bar.

[Dan474834]

Ahh Marriage...

[scoobydoorocks10]

@SonnyTheWhiteDwarf also, how does CO2 destroy the environment? it certainly cant go up into the atmosphere because it is HEAVIER THAN AIR, and your trees and grasses USE IT FOR LIFE!

[BaileysBeads]

@scoobydoorocks10 Ever heard of wind? 

[scoobydoorocks10]

@SonnyTheWhiteDwarf Yes, but CFL's :

are much more hazardous to the environment when thrown away

cant be recycled( another scam)

and in an obscure news article, dont work as streetlights beacause in winter, they cant melt the snow to make the electrical contacts work

[MazorKuziaki]

cswpntbistbdmwrtwff

[Dimaggio88]

thats deep

[poontangpie92]

You look like a lightbulb

[mandolinic]

I'm disappointed that this video didn't explain the most fundamental mystery of all: why light switches go DOWN to turn on a light in the UK, but they go UP in the US.

I think we should be told.

[MrCatalystic]

@mandolinic I did not know this.I think it has something to do with the hemispheres, like the direction a toilet flushes

[Udany147]

@MrCatalystic yeah, that makes sense. Because America is in the southern hemisphere and the UK is in the north.

Yeah.

...oh wait.

[Solushed]

@mandolinic Also, why do you drive on the right side?

[christophermash]

only 1 head phone :(

[Joshua909090]

I have really serious question. Why is your audio only playing out of the left speaker?

[michael1234252]

lame

[holyhandgrenade999]

Now I feel bad for laughing at how bad the joke was.

[SuperAmazingSwede]

this just makes me sad

[procrastinator300]

great video, it makes me feel sad, the light bulb is gone, another light bulb will never come, and now, the light switch is alone

[TubeCactus]

This is a master piece.

The light bulb is gone.

Excellent work.

[Predator23321]

what did the lightbulb say to the lightswitch? nothing, lightbulbs cant talk :P lol

[RoketTM]

I was laughing at how awfully bad yet funny the "joke" was because it was bad, (sh*t ignore that) but then felt like a jackass after reading the comments. GG youtube community.

[ljkw77]

Sad......

[DudasDrakaan]

A beautiful metaphor.

[canag0d]

LoL, this is an interesting analogy for monogaumous relationships lol. Graham is wiser then he leads us to believe :)

[BurningToiletBowl]

It's not gay. It's saddening.

[smotman]

How many country and western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: 100. 1 to change the damn thing and 99 others to sing about how good the old one was.

[TimBrownbread]

I think Graham was talking about my parents relationship... Deep.

[leonzchannelz]

And it... it might never get replaced.

[youngmasterpete]

awwwww It suddenly got sad, you could tell he was referring to his wife :( lightbulb being the spark in the relationship

[inphrased]

That was deep, dude.

[MrRayne33]

@inphrased

damn it you stole my line!!!

[leif011]

this stuff is gold.

[lolavintage101]

its a difficult relationship. the lightbulb and light switch. i know a great marriage counseller.. :)

[Mkemcz]

I guessed the punchline before he said it. Pretty good, though.

[Bandaids4ever]

So... the moral of the story is that light switches are in to necrophilia...

[TheTrepani]

@corthew Well then, I guess it's even more ironic that my ex was an Eastern European - he did say that in passing to me at the time that the black cat and the lamp in the lab exploded right in front of me... pfttt is all I have to say to that.

[corthew]

I love this guy.:)

[shadesilverwing0]

i didn't even smile at the joke but i started laughing out loud later on

[BloodFrostChe]

awww

[TheTrepani]

oh weirdnesss... this happened to me... I saw a black cat going through a street with one of my exes.. the following day inthe lab the lightbulb in the lamp on the dissection table at school just exploded out of nowhere.. and the plastic melted.. strangeness.. man.. ok. Who makes these videos? Facebook?

[corthew]

@TheTrepani If you were in Europe a black cat would have been good luck.

You should be more careful where you're standing when omens occur.:)

[eeli1]

Oh my God, I'm FEEEELINGGGG!! O_O

[mychemfreak246]

oh wow...is that little white box thing in the eye at the end supposed to be a 'tear'? lol :)

[somegreybloke]

@mychemfreak246 No, that's some side effect of YouTube's video compression that isn't supposed to be there at all.

[LaneWalkerz]

@somegreybloke lol 

[bbbbbum]

@mychemfreak246 i kind of thought of it as a vacant stare

[TheDayWeAwake]

@mychemfreak246 I shed a real tear for the bulb. *sniff*

[TheEditor80]

@mychemfreak246 haha i was wondering the same thing

[feoka]

=/ i actually felt something in my heart right there man lol

[Vladi306]

aww, that's kinda' sad but still funny. 

[ThisLittleCity]

His head looks like a penis.

I'm just sayin'.

[leonzchannelz]

it might never get replaced.

[AWESOMECARTOON99]

SYMBOLISM!!!1!!!!1!!!!!

[Jemoiii]

METAPHOR!!!11

[gelbegurke]

While I watched this I heard sad classical guitar music. It fitted perfectly.

[CoyoteMaster1000]

he looks likes Wallace off of Wallace & Gromitt

[Hydermard]

How many freudian psychologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three: Two to hold the ladder and one to screw in the penis-I mean, lightbulb!

[AnimalNitrates]

@Hydermard How many Freudian slips does it take to change a lightboob?

[nanderv]

@Hydermard Q: How many Magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It depends on what you want it changed in to...

[123crashdummie]

Gotta love the metaphor.

[TimesNuRoman]

lols british humour is dry and hilarious

[LtZerge]

Hahahaha!

*thinks about it*

... Woah :O

[albeanmagz19]

wtf!! its shallow but I did laugh hard on this.. 0:21 great job man.. xD

[skatermatt9t9]

plz can u upload a new video i love them :P

[theslimeylimey]

brilliant :D

[Catend]

I love this but it's more of metaphor than a joke.

[MajorazMasta]

Is it just me, or is there a small tear in his eye at the end? This is a rather sad little story.

[Akhin]

ooh xD

This is rather sad

[MrStrangebuttrue]

Omg, can't believe the symbolism behind this one :P

He'd try to turn the bulb on, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't xD

Brilliant!

[skywalker040]

huh... The switch turned off... when he said turn on the light... huh... is it like that in the UK? W/e funny anyway.

[ihatetwitter]

oh man, when ever I see switch, I can imagine only one thing

[ChibiPawszz]

@ihatetwitter hahaha same!

[skinnyjohnsen]

It's sad when she's gone, I know.

[HEYLON96]

Hahaha!

[Gmister2]

my god, you're so random!

[HerrBismarck]

Human marriage summarize in a joke.

[30Galleons]

Poor Graham misses his wife

[lobbyskids2]

funny lol. British humor is so dry :)

[beedleharrypotter]

u like dirty jokes

[justinss120]

lol poor bloke xD

[sharpy82295]

i gessed the joke before punch line

[KaalGeo]

Good for you than.

[stewiegrif32]

Its funny how he sums it up in to logic

[emperorschampion1]

lol yah

[AnimusTheLocke]

I had a good giggle.

[jnw85]

thats some deep shizzle

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

I ROFLMAOPIMPED!

[wisdumcube]

depressing

[Cheeslicous97]

lawl

^ ^

[jnw85]

lol has 1 go around da joke

[djfre3zi]

dum as hell

[Dan474834]

This joke made me laugh my head off, 5 stars as always!

[ollytennant]

aww that's sad :(

[VoldyRoss]

woah thats deep =/

[SteyrAUG2009]

da fuck happens with his eye at the end of this clip lol?

[gemsequinox]

so awesome you are.

[hbbos1]

how nasty

[igloo50]

then why watch it?

[EnhancedNightmare]

Just like a marriage xD

[PeachykeenLNG]

poor light switch. damn lightbulb is always giving mixed signals

[jotungafadur]

A tiny bit depressing there in the end

[NOAHofDEATH]

You made me feel sorry for a light switch O_O

[whatthefuck386]

@NOAHofDEATH damn limey's!

[mazzyboodeboo]

omfg that's hilarious... heh heh somegreybloke is so awesome....

[TheMichaelW]

so emotional

[khajj16]

Wicked! So fucking great, no kidding its brilliant!

[revilo314]

haha! I get it! He is talking about sex, and he is sad because he isn't in sex! Haha! I understand.

I think he will be happy one day.

[thecoolmex]

His wife wont give him a boner.

What a sad man

[callif]

That's quite depressing actually...

[GamerMayhem]

Bit like being married.

[poomanonfire]

Lol I get it! Hes talking about his wife right?

[kamaly2k25]

Wow, wasn't expecting such a profound metaphor.

Great work!

[AznMcBubble]

Lmfoa

Classic x]

[WhoFlungPoop2]

that's quite upsetting man....

[matt64345]

it's a bit risk-A

lmao

[Vyntr]

oh that is really fantastic :D

[Milla12344]

What I like about all your comedy videos is that they are not only hilarious but also have a meaning behind them and things to reminate over. Great stuff! :)

[IMVUGasp]

Lmfao. It's the worst joke ever but it's the fact that he went into so much detail just makes it hilarious xD!!!

[AlganitTabir]

It was a funny joke, then he explained it, which made it even funnier LOL!!

[IHATEZackGreiss4E]

this is a REALLY bad joke

[smithan91]

-How many priests does it take to change a light bulb?

-They can't, no one can Lightwell.

(I mean who spec's into that nowadays?)

[jedimaster303]

What's the difference between a Light Bulb and a pregnant woman?............. You can unscrew a Light Bulb..........

[BoneySkylord]

Why does it take someone with pre-menstrual tension so long to change a light bulb?

COZ IT JUST DOES!!! RIGHT!!? NOW FXXK OFF!!

Do you want a hand with that?

AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

(BoneySkylord runs and ducks for cover!)

[BoneySkylord]

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But it takes a long time and the light bulb must really want to change.

[30Galleons]

Thats the most depressing joke ive ever heard.

[TheOriginalBoman]

that light switch is quite phallic

[HenryTheHat]

very random

[BoneySkylord]

But if the light bulb has accepted Jesus as its personal saviour it would get to shine for all eternity in Heaven.

[yermawmycurlers]

....XD

[charzaman]

Aha ha hahahahahahahahahah lol

[BoneySkylord]

And someone has even marked it down!

I was told that joke by a former GIRLfriend who happened to have a bit of a problem with PMT. If SHE thought it was funny then I'm sure the rest of us are aloud to as well!

[BamaDan197319]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy. If this wasn't from Saturday Night Live a few years ago, they dropped the ball on that one. Never put that much thought into changing a light bulb.

[booshnogh]

oh, my, god. this is the only thing in the world that truly matters. i saw it as tar-tar sauce. or horse reddish.

deep man.

[lamp8289]

dumb ass german

[TheCheeseBucketShow]

Legend.

[CandleLightco]

HAAAAAAAh xD Hes soo cool!

[NegetiveSpaces]

Absolutely Hilarious!

5/5

[Frogjumper01]

so deep... lol

[ndyt]

but the woman tends to out live the man... so... it would be the switch that needs replacing...

[ryanalien28]

Thank fuck im not getting married...

[takatakatang]

omg outstanding!!!

[m0rttt]

Deep.

I understood you on so many different levels Graham.

[Simon0]

Buddhist said to the hotdog vender.

Make me one with everything.

hehe.

[Plantman67]

such is life... ^^

[ellnino]

this is actually a very sad story...

[schizerbone]

Metaphor for marriage

[xKaishisxMoonx]

That is so stupid that it's funny. hahahaha

[lugarf]

That's fucking depressing!

I love it.

[SuzieLady]

so funny!!!! not the joke, the character!

[tom133991]

ROFL , this one had me in stiches

[ApesHaveNoTails]

I had the punch line before he gave it. But the second punch line made me ROFL!

[VenomsGuides]

it was obvious what he was going to say but i didnt expect the last ones

[EmptyNutShells]

lol wtf? where was that in the video?! XD

[angellmouse1234]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

wat the hell, hes so funny

[meatgoth]

hilarious XD

[xNightFlight]

this is so brilliant!

[rocksoliddude1]

his head is shaped like a cut penis

[topman94]

oh i get it lol!

[darthfluke]

That's hilarious, but actually a rather awesome metaphor...

[closedgl]

lolz awesome vids man cmon.

[dimitriworks]

these videos are hilarious! I love them!! :D

[NunsAllowed]

Are you the light bulb or the switch ?? or even the electricity bill.

[Quetzacoatl2]

rotflmao

[AnastasiaLea666]

LMFAO

arhhh i fuckin love itt!!

[minutegongcoughs]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb. .... Fish.

[Cactiphile]

You could take those deep thoughts into therapy.

[xRandomExplosionx]

"After a long period of time,The light switch would try to turn the light bulb on."

Lmao.! xD

[jonnytheuniboy]

im cryin wid lafter, so funny!

[scribblywibbly1]

Nice analogy to your ex wife graham lol..

[TheLosse]

clever observation