Funny Geordie Monologue Gary Hogg

[DouglasKew]

Bloody marvelous! How d'ya keep a straight face in the verse about Brian the lion!? I love It!!!

[maryfernic]

How lovely! Thank you so much for sharing this!

[ltdowney]

I'm an American in New York City, 25 years old now, but I lived in Durham during Years 7-9. Sometimes I seriously think about moving back there and seeing all my mates again. Nostalgia...

[glitzgirly2]

Priceless

[gustindun]

Very good Gary all the best to you grand show at launch of "The fairly Truthful" cd with Johnny Handle.

[CorriefanAE]

That was absolutely marvellous like Pet!! Loved it, except I feel all homesick now *sigh*

[TheLensmith]

Much appreciated , the rent man's demise beats everything of course.

[Gloxinia11]

I juste love GEORDIE!

[benknightmobile]

You lot up ther all sound the same to us lot down here in the warmer south.

Middlesborough, sunderland, newcastle = all the same.

[danmcm123]

@benknightmobile- People from middlesbrough sound nothing like proppa geordies. Geordies have the strongest accent like, followed by the mackems, but the smoggies of middlesbrough are easier to hear a difference between

[ledgerstewy]

The dogs bollocks!!!!

making fun of geordies?

i don't think so. we should be proud of folk like this,

brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!

[uprussia]

Great Stuff. My ex-girlfriend's a Geordie. The best English accent by far

[smokinjoecottonball]

I don't think it was MEANT to make fun of Geordies....it's just an INCREDIBLY sweet, cute, lovely little rhyme which is perfectly wonderful....and couldn't be told any other way! It wouldn't be as cute!

[Amblethwaite]

Now available on Geordie CD 'Fairly Truthful Tyneside Tales' by Johnny Handle check Gary Hogg's website!

[dhzrob]

Fantastic! Thanks for sharing this great story. The illustrations were excellent as well.

[youforgotyourname]

brilliant i like it.

[Amblethwaite]

If you're struggling to understand, the Fairly Truthful Guide to Geordie book is available on my website!

[WhiteyNEUK]

Nice one mate...nice top too!

[tattooedsas]

omg thats propa made is laugh man, wat an absolutly belta!! love it like. :)

[bman9999bman]

that isnt funny cauuse im a gordy nd thats how a tak

[tattooedsas]

i kna its how ya talk. ama geordie mesel. was meanin the story was funny m8. ne affence.

[Proffesa1]

lol thts canny mint tht lyk :D

[ryantoon4life]

and tha the only ones on the street with a forest on suite hahaha

canny good this like :)

[RachelJadeSots]

lol!! Absolutely brilliant - I love it!! You've got the chilled out Geordie attitude spot on . :)

[ChaoticLandscape]

That was awesome, what a great story / poem!

Thanks very much man!

:)

[ricardo12341234]

awesome accent buddy , congrats

[h0lyroll3r]

if got tht chair!!

[svojfan]

im from croatia and ive learned english all my life.. i like newcastle accent and have listened to cheryl cole talking .. but let me tell u, i cant understand a thing he said!! seems a nice story though :D

[Bighairyfart]

its just how soft he speaks

[emmaa7474]

haha jesmondene (L)

aahh i love that place..

ee haha this si funnyy

x

[amyrollin]

haha! I love this! x

[Antarath]

Fantastic! I love it

Cheers from Norway

[nufclass08]

Geordie through en through some words more like mackum dont yer think like mar wer wud say ma and that but aye family from wreka wrkenton good vid leek

[Amblethwaite]

Hope I don't sound like a mackem. I did go to S*nd*rl*nd once by mistake - mebbe I caught summat?

[iceb0ng]

problys did like haha

[Lennon1312]

nor man yee divnt soon lyke a mackum dw divnt yee worry x D

[SheffUnited1889]

lol !

i love the newcastle accent :)

[DavieBroonFromToon]

We divvent dee Haggerston nee more neither!

[Infamousuk]

god i love that accent its the BEST accent in the whole of england ya cant get a friendlier more assuring accent than the good ol geordies.. god bless you guy's you ROCK!

[Amblethwaite]

Aw thanks! Makes it all worthwhile. Gan canny.

[helenvon]

Hahaha, i love 'it was aal shady and green just like jesmond dene'.

[severusrocker]

What part of Newcastle do you hail from?

And I know this is a bit weird, but I love your chair.

[Amblethwaite]

Hi. I was born in Benton which is why I speak quite posh. And the chair was very cheap on eBay. Have a good Christmas.

[DavieBroonFromToon]

At Last! Someone spreading a bit of Geordie culture. I've just ordered your Geordie book. Thanks very much

[Amblethwaite]

Thank you for your kind comment. This monologue is in my 'More Fairly Truthful Tales' though. Not my 'Fairly Truthful Guide To Geordie' Hope that's okay. Let me know if you need to swap.

[peachypip]

Absolutely love it!!!

[witchywoo7]

this is fab at all of newcastle gathering (pagan)enjoyed immensely.. thank you so much!!

love+light,

witchywoo7.

[clik365]

Way to go Gary, Brian`s only been on youtube a week and already over 700 hits. Haven`t had a chance to post the book yet, will do on Monday. The grand opening of the library is also 17th. Keep gannin` kidda. Yvonne

[GeordieEnigma]

Fantastic monologue .. :) and brilliantly read ... thanks for the link.

[pbuk1]

Thanks for making this,its hard to find anything that uses the geordie dialect =)

[LankyNowt]

You're SO right. It's great to see a bit of Geordie culture on YouTube instead of all the drunken foulmouthed yobs sending out the wrong message about our precious part of the world.

[Amblethwaite]

Thanks for the kind comments.

Gary.

[stanleybrown90]

Hey I'm dead chuffin' chuffed, near laughed til I bust. Great effort Gary, and the illustrations are superb.

Keep it up. Stan.

[imaof4]

Enjoyed it thoroughly - thank you ever so much for this :). The music is lovely as well.

[Amblethwaite]

Thanks for your kind words. Glad you liked it. Check out Tom McConville for more lovely music.

[imaof4]

The recommendation of music is wonderful - more time I'll be spending on youtube...

[Amblethwaite]

Tom McConville has just been nominated for Musician of the Year (BBC Folk Awards)

[imaof4]

Well done! Thanks for the info - I truly, truly feel folk music lifts the heart! While not of the same caliber, a folk band specific to the Geordie homeland is Busker - Ronnie Lambert.Give a listen if you haven't already.

[Amblethwaite]

I know Ronnie. He's great. Not half as famous as he should be though!

[imaof4]

Such are the variants of musical fame.His genre is a bit mixed as well.

[LankyNowt]

Here man! Another cracker. How come yer not famous yet? Keep it up Bonny Lad you made my day. Hint end hingin oot! Classic!

[stangravity]

Love it! Great combination of words, music and illustrations. Exceptional talent -- desrves a wider audience!

Stan

[Amblethwaite]

Thanks Stan, Glad you liked it. Gan canny.