Glengarry Glen Ross Obscenity Count

[mejikanito25]

Who the fuck cares?...ahhh fuckin "h"

[mejikanito25]

Who te fuck cares?

[egdqv13234]

Fuck you coused by Scarface xD

[Quackamagooska]

I've seen this movie hundreds of times. I actually counted the F word in GoodFellas one time when I was unemployed (I forget the number now.) I did pick Ed Harris but the best swear is Ricky's "How fucked UP you are."

[quasimodojdls]

3:16 - Lemmon's big fucking deal is Joe Biden's favorite moment of the film.

[littledebbie187]

HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY, ED HARRIS, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!

[Friedtoenails]

3:13 "you fucking asshole!" (Lemmon in the car) Best line.

[vcoaster]

This was Great.  Fuck the Machine!

[decius1234]

Ed harris was undercounted. I think they single counted double fucks. In addition, they didn't include the end where he goes fuck you all fuck the lot of you.

[Carlito148]

shiiitttt i wanted al pacino to win lol



[SmoothCriminalAaron]

Thumbs up for "How Fucked UP you are"

it's a sign

[Mowac]

Glenfucking Garryshit Glenfuckingshitross cocksucker!

[turkelafandiyev]

wow Ed Harris, very impressing!!!

[retroolschool]

Absolutely fucking HILARIOUS!!!

[littledebbie187]

@retroolschool You're not kidding. I was really laughing my head off really, really hard when Ed Harris said O FU at the end of this video when he won the highest obscenity count award just when he storms out of the office cubicles.

[littledebbie187]

@retroolschool I agree. I cannot wait to see the whole movie. I'm waiting for the new leads.

[simpsonsfan89]

I love the way Al Pacino says Fuck You John.

[ObamalsAFailure]

I'm fucked. I guessed the wrong fucking answer. I would have bet everyfuckingthing that Ricky Roma swore more than the rest of those fucking losers.

Fuck the lot of you, fuck you all.

[deanborg0062]

The only way they could improve on the fucking movie, would be to add Joe Pesce to the cast of fucking losers :-)

[RevengeOfMoctezuma]

Fucking leads!

[mrshfnch]

this might be my favorite video on youtube. Such a good idea. So simply well done, even the shittyish quality just makes it better. Should have way more views.

[WarmasterJoshmaul]

I'm not sure if I mentioned this - but hearing Jack Lemmon swearing feels weird to me. It's like hearing Raffi perform gangsta rap. I'm not entirely sure why I think that - maybe because I've not seen him quite like this, heh.

[waddyrko82]

fuck the machine!!

[unlearn15]

haha i love the way you put this video together. made me laugh

[pescadoygamba]

dont be a fucking pussy,its a great movie.Thats why your honouring it.

[alphakid42]

Congratu-fucking-lations -- How versitle, the F-word!

[robwalkden1]

Whatever fucking cunt put this together, you're a fucking genius. Asshole. Where are the fucking leads??!!

[TheWibblefishofdoom]

My wife was offended by the bad language, only seemed right to tell her to fuck or walk.

[woodykinskileone]

When you were counting Eds',you missed "fuck the lot of you..fuck you all",though you did add it at the very end.

[soyrizo]

That was fucking hilarious! Thank you so much for creating this :-)

[GordonMorrice]

I really don't like the way your talking to me (Mr Neal  Page).

[Molagbal38]

Hey, Fuck you too Al Pacino...

[marinovvladi]

Great F*ckin' Video Man, you made my day ! .... F*ck You btw !!!

[CaptainMackerel]

Ed Harris is fucking brilliant- got half a mind to record it and listen to it on my walkman on the way to work/ out and about generally. Would bring a fucking smile to my face every time!

[TheAlmightyAss]

pacino say cunt twice though and that counts as 5 swear words

[Alxmir23]

lol "pick up the fucking chalk!"

[MusicJew158]

al pacinos transitions are funny

[tennis3232]

Fuck the Machine, Fuck the Machine, FUCK THE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!1 HAHA

[Rurne]

@tennis3232

Buncha fuckin nonsense.

[tennis3232]

@Rurne LOL

[cantroos]

@tennis3232 hey watch it that's the Machine Levene you're talking to

[DiarrheaChain]

Ed Harris had like the most fucking screen time so that's why he "won".

[jrmarrero96]

And the Brass Balls award goes to: ED FUCKING HARRIS!

[jimwal2008]

No one does obscenity better than Pacino

[steampunk18]

I fucking love fucking David fucking Mamet. Fucking.

[xGTxPFi1689]

Ed Harris may have the most obscenities but Al Pacino's lines are better by far.

[Ezr1987]

3:45 to 3:55 lol is perfect lol lol

[WastedPo]

I'm confused. If Lemon, for example, says "Fuckin' bullshit" in one breath, does that count as one swear or two?

[AWESOME90002]

Swearing rocks.

[johnanway]

thats some funny fucking shit.

[noncontradiction]

Holy fuckin shit that cocksucker Lemmon gave that fuck-stick a run for his motherfuckin money amiright shitheads?

[whatsgoingon07]

33 people smell vaguely of shit

[drewsterm7]

this should definitely be done with the movie casino

[aspiceno]

Very funny and original idea.....thanks for uploading.

[klinepatsy]

Fuckin A. This is funny. Harris's performance is one of my all time favourites..... that whole scene at the end ....memory of a fucking fly... fuck the machine... it's the best acting of all time. And I fucking knew it would be him...and any one who says i'm an asshole is a fucking asshole.

[33bigmoney]

fuck the machine wins! :D

[Uzurr69]

This whole video is just LOL

[deric8]

Some folks get upset about the language, without understanding the context of the language and how its expressed and used. "Glengarry Glen Ross" is one of the best collaboraritions between actor and writer. With the words on the page looked at blindly its just a bunch of obscenties but when used in the scenes David Mamet crafts its memorable as the words are used like guns in an verbal action movie.

[6Ott7]

i picked lemmon.

[MrThejackhamma]

You stupid fuckin' cunt...

[greenjello74]

I miss Jack lemmon one of my all time fav actors R.I.P.

[Madamow]

Always Be Cobbling: You rode a hedgehog to work, I rode a talking moose, that's my name.

[TheBobsmithers]

hahaha that was a pretty fuckin good ending

[grungzer]

Fuckin' Ed Harris!

[ronebofh]

Why no Alan Arkin?

[darchylde612]

i'd do alec, ed and al.....they all looked fucking SMOKIN' hott!!!!!!

[hellorion]

@darchylde612 not right now they dont.

[darchylde612]

@hellorion to each his own....true enough alec's put on a little weight but he's still sexy as hell in my book....ed harris is a little greyer but to me he's still no less virile, and pacino is, after all, pacino; to me he's extremely sexy. w/the exception of alec baldwin, i've never gone gaga for "pretty boys", i love men with interesting looking faces as opposed to those who spend as much time at the lancome counter as any woman.

[dfresh0114]

Fuck the machine? FUCK THE MACHINE!

[hellorion]

im surprised jack lemmon didnt die from a stroke swearing that much

[zionravescene]

3:43 to 3:55: Epic Lemmon

[zionravescene]

"Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids."

[leaves]

EPIC.

[porkisgood4u]

Fucking great video, fucking funny shit, fucking superb acting with those fucking lines from fucking great actors like Pacino & Lemmon is fucking awesome no doubt the story ended fuck-up but life is as fuck as reality shit. Movies like this meant to be fucking tribute to the fucking end for fucking last. Anybody who don't believe this fuckin shit is real is a fucking naive asshole. Do you fucking believe me, fuckers? Let's see who can top this fucking shit count.

My Obscenity Counts = 21

[ReachDeep1]

The ending made me lol.

[SupernovaKANGAROO]

Aw, they cut out Ed Harris's best one: "Whoever listens to that fucking asshole's a fucking asshole!"

[ScarletSnake]

ending was fucking epic

[darchylde612]

@ERROLCUSTERFLYNN4EVR lmao.....what you wrote was just EPIC; lmao here!!!!!

[Al266667]

I bet on Lemmon. He has some of my favourites, then probably Pacino, but they all crack me up!

[radicalgarbage02]

lol that's a lot of fucking!

[Torgo1969]

A fucking great video inspired by a fucking great play and movie!

[chunkz1187]

Hahaha the Ed Harris ones are the best.

[PositiveLastAction]

One of my top ten all time favorites!

[Nenendude]

Coffee is for closers!!!

[Suckfest83]

HAHA! I guessed right! XD

[yassigole]

y ou misd kiss my ass by lemmon.

[lilze96]

Gabourey Sidibe (Precious) A-B-C A-Always B-Be C-Cooking! Always Be Cooking! ALWAAAYS Be Cooking!

[michiganmauler2002]

Arkin used the F word four times, and the S word once. Therefore he's tied with Kevin Spacey. He used the F word when he said he's srcrewed on the board, then he said he's no good, then when Lemmon said he closed eight units Mountain View, and after the cop was finished with him. The S word when Arkin, and Harris were in the coffee shop.

[Beck19781]

By my count, Arkin uses the F word at least twice: when he leaves the interrogation toward the end, and when he tells Pacino that he's fucked on the salesboard.

This is indeed hilarious.

[Thedoctor19000]

**Inquisitively**: "What da' f*** is dat' supposed to mean?"

**More paranoid**: What da' f*** is dat supposed to mean?"

[FideTheProducer]

Kevin Stacey - "It Isn't me" .... lmao, I swear hes a fag

[PakezSystematicWrath]

cannot sell SHIT! Lemmon FTW

"You are a shithead Williamson"

[y2jrkofan]

i cant stop watching this

LMAO

[mattfca]

lmfao @ ed harris

[Nelsonwmj]

All the characters only seem to know two swear words: the f word and the CS word.

[Kwaj]

The best part is when after Ed Harris' obscenity count is tallied, Al Pacino smugly quips, "You were saying." XD XD XD 2:51

[HugeGene]

Yokna.. immeasurable thanks for posting. Brilliant.. I'm howling! Great drama, great splices.

[SuperRichardNixon]

Hilarious video and great movie.

[joeyinempirestate]

wonderful!!

[FuroraCeltica]

"You got the memory of a f**king fly!"

[quaffer22]

Who in the f-ck are the c-nts that write this c-cksucking bullsh-t?

For the sake of "realism", I agree with its usage. I can however, think of a thousand CLASSIC movies [no, not limited to pre-70's films] that ne'er utter ONE foul word, nor a nude body.

So to that, I say contemporary writers looking for an R-rating - SUCK SH-T !!!

[Airmaster167]

29 people couldn't take the abuse on a sit, doesn't have the brass balls to sell real estate, and they need to walk

[victorrain]

@Airmaster167 They're going home to playi with their kids, and shine his shoes.

[macdaddylorenzo]

@Airmaster167 "it's fuck or walk"

[rockyracune]

This video is so funny!

[LeftofWrong]

If you picked C, Ed Harris, you're fuckin' right! Congratu-fuckin'-lations, asshole!

OH, FUCK YOU. FUCK THE LOT OF YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!

xD That cracked my shit up.

[lazyassbum]

Yeah, Alan said he was fucked on the board.

[megamanmaniac]

What happened to Alan Arkin?

[ImNotThere100]

@megamanmaniac he won an oscar three years ago, that's what's happened.

[megamanmaniac]

@ImNotThere100 I'm talking about the obscenity count! He won an Oscar. Goody goody gumdrop!

[BlueStarCadet08]

Caution: language

[warhead001]

I like the part with the swearing.

[Airmaster167]

@warhead001

me too.

[lazyassbum]

what the fuck is that suppose to mean...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!

[TehWinnerz]

does anyone know if the scene that starts at 3:24 is on youtube? theres an album just come out where they've scored Jack Lemon's speech to music and its fucking great

[jacksback21]

Ever since I first saw this video, I've had "Buncha fuckin' naansense" stuck in my head.

[skippyqsb]

OMFG!! I don't know who originally did this. The first time I saw it was probably at least ten years ago. It is till the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life, and I laugh just as hard now as I did the first time I saw it.

Oh, and @christomacin ... Pacino's profanities are just part of his general speech.

[shmiggen]

That was fucking brilliant. I haven't laughed that loud in a long time. Thank you, sir.

[sixstringer82]

Fuck!

[Monkeyhead1986]

You are a fuckin' genius!

[HELANTANCONTRA]

such a strenuous work cant imagine counting and listening

to these motherfukers

goodjob Ed Harris deserves to win without counting. lol

are the numbers really official? :)

[HELANTANCONTRA]

so funny!!!

superb editing!!!

[rockyracune]

This is a great video. Funny as hell. Thanks.

[cavedudenuts]

You have way too much fuckin' time on your fuckin' hands, kid. Enjoyed the video, though...

[smokethosetaliban]

excellent fukn video! very fukn funny

[773SleepyHollow]

How about improving the fucking sound quality of this fucking thing.

[lazyassbum]

I'd like to see this movie on NBC.

[jeepsk8]

@lazyassbum yeah, if it was on nbc, the whole movie edited would be about 12 minutes long.

[whatsgoingon07]

@lazyassbum FUK THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE THIS ON PAX! LOL

[samswank]

Wow, this was really great. I guessed Ed Harris, but just got lucky.

[gifted67]

you stupid fucking cunt

[pratikh]

Love the end of the Ed Harris clip... Pacino is all calm and goes "so you were saying...?"

[Jessymandias]

I did it! I picked "C"

[boardkilla]

alec baldwin wins profanities per minute of screentime.

dude had like 5 min in the movie and has 14

[spaceyrules]

fuck that shit, George

[T800System]

Damnit! My money was on Al Pacino.. I was close I guess.

[encabulator]

check out the fuckin' soundtrack; fuckin' awesome and deeply fuckin' cool, shitheads!

[yonibronstein]

all train compartments smell vaguely of shit.

[Danimal14222]

Fantastic job!!! One of my favorite fuckin' movies...

[scottmanduzy]

stupid f**in c*nt! ha

[curak76]

Fuck the machine? Fuck the Machine?! FUCK THE MACHINE!!!

[theincredibletroy]

Some of my favourites:

"Convert that motherfucker!"

"What the fuck are you babblin`about?"

"You fucked up my office!"

"Fucking toasters!"

4:16 to 4:20!!

[goodamerican]

Awesomeness......

[KatherineXIX]

I guessed right!

[jert38]

great fucking video

[b1zook]

Shelly (to Williamson): "You're fuckin' whitebread!" LOL - where the fuck did THAT come from? Nice vid

[encabulator]

@b1zook - agree, "whitebread" what the fuck's that about?!

[razbigranicu]

Alan Arkin actually cursed once in the movie when he says to Roma ''I'm fucked on the board''. Awesome video, very funny.

[victorrain]

Don't forget when Arkin and Pacino talking about "shit" leads.

[BlackOfJuly]

...not to forget: "I'm no fuckin' good."

[JueputaGuebon]

you are a shithead Williamson

[divine604]

hahahaha

[mvalinsky]

Awesome!!

[nathalya102]

"Hey, you might wanna listen to this,

[Dicklle34]

congradufuckinlations asshole....lol!

[drumer8998]

This is an underrated classic. One of the best casts ever, and Mamet finds a way to turn obscenity into poetry.

Pacino stole the show, but Jack Lemmon should have been the one nominated for the Oscar.

Fuck.

[Dicklle34]

This video is FUCKING FUCKED UP!

[geir44]

Oh, go fuck yourselves. Fucking cocksuckers.

Fuck you.

[77EVERTONFC]

my favourite video, amazing movie, laughed my ass off.

[ElliottsFather]

Great work, excellent stuff. Thanks for making that!

[deathVenom869]

Big deal..FUCK YOU!!

[zionravescene]

....

You were saying...?

[wasup23tube]

HAHA oh my fucking god!

[njova25]

Ed Harris is the best!!!!! funny as hell in this.

[wafflsz]

Years ago I saw a televised version of this movie where someone attempted to clean up the language by dubbing "forget you" whenever "F- you" was used. Not just distracting, it utterly interfered with the flow of the plot Testament to Mamet's brilliance.

[ReinRamm]

That actually was my first exposure to this excellent movie. I had no idea how many curses were flung around 'til I saw this video by chance. I think the editors that brought GGGR to television were geniuses.

[ursa41]

Unfuckinbelievable!

[SuperRod88]

Alan Arkin was left out because he don't curse in the movie.

Do I need an I.D. to watch this