Shit Theater(re) Girls Say

[Aerochicklet]

I'm like that, hahaha!

[violetslover34]

so true there r girls like this who i go to school with and its so annoying

[TheCatsvsdogs]

= my life?

[kylemichaelbecker]

intensely gorgeous eyes, this one.



[FreakMufffin]

Oh my goodness!!! The Winter's Tale was in the back round! We just put one a production of this at my high school. :)

[databaseexpert]

well done!

[TheOriginalEmoEmu1]

omg, yes. This fits perfectly xD

[anniedrawer]

HONEY. LEMON. WATER.

[elljell10]

I say rather a lot of these.....

[EquestrianPride16]

this is unbelievably beautiful...

[Melodyswonderland234]

Your eyes are amazing :o n.h

[KMurphyallthetime]

You're pretty.



[Lyn683]

So true... skipping the rehearsal thing is so true! A guy with a huge role told me he was skipping and lied to go pick up to his brother at his college! the director didnt know and freaked out. all we heard was "wow how inappropriate!" its actually a huge deal... CAST PARTY! the honey tea so true hahaha we have a tea maker in our dressing rooms.

[MissMatched24]

CAST PARTY?!?!?!?!

[tiffanylifesaver]

I was staring at her eyes the whole video.

[sistersMA]

This is really accurate haha. Especially the thing about skipping rehearsal: a deadly sin.

[LouBug18]

Who's phone is that....you've got to be kidding me!!

SO TRUE!!!

[MikeyXKun]

That's me. Well I'm not a girl though

[animalover60]

This is so my friend :)

[nunsofpoison]

This is so true!!!

Skip rehearsal...WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!? LOL

[mkrabbit22]

you are really pretty

[frankieknuckles0625]

I can't tell if you're smiling or gritting your teeth angrily.. and it's exactly that which I find most attractive about thee!

[WickedPotterHead]

this is scarily accurate... :P

[LittleShopofMusic]

yes, all the time.

[Datnigromeo]

She is really beautiful!

[oversp0ken]

this is so true

[bbeautyQ]

ok, i'm guilty. this is me. (:

[20laughlovelive12]

2:23 cthu

[misspugsley41216]

it's embarrassing how much of this is me

[tatsujinMasurao]

Lmao. "it's for a part."

[MissSonic7]

Your hair is lovely! How do you do it? :)

[KaThYjAmEsHeRe]

@MissSonic7 I'm pretty it's this crazy thing called...natural. O.o

[NastyChick005]

THE VAGINA MONOLOAGE

[ReenactorResource]

I want an autographed copy of your headshot!!! I'm at facebook /gwgane3 :)

[imalittlebananas]

this is half true

[thrgirlinthehall]

Very pretty girl.

[smiletimes3]

I say some of this... my poor friends...

[RKfangirl18]

Yep thats me :)

[KimzaTheWhiteLion]

this is perfect.

[MrsWeasley1203]

except this is completely me in every way

[musicbyjamie]

"What do you mean skip it?? What's wrong with you??!!" LAWLZ

[mimi3796d]

YOU DONT LIKE SHAKESPEARE!!!!!!!...........I­ts probably because you don't understand it. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[WorldsBiggestGleek3]

This is so accurate it hurts! XD

[The6minuteshow]

her eyes..... <3

[drumsforever101]

:15 One Note Samba?

[JhonathanFree]

This would keep most people from entering into show business.

[Badon124]

Yeah...shes cute.

[kprox1994]

What about a crew party?

[GridJumping]

I had a crush on three different versions of her in college.

[MimiSuperrbubble112]

EYES. EYES. EYES.

[Ayan44]

lol you're so dramatic...and you have really pretty baby blue eyes

[leahgosselinfan5]

Im a theater geek(: and this is soooooo true!

[ReenactorResource]

You are awesome. :) I'm not a theater person... but this is pretty much what it's like doing films. lol PS. As many others have said... you're really pretty!

[poofycupcake]

The cast party bit absolutely killed me. Especially the utter panic at not knowing every single person there. Genius!

[2thumbsupfilms]

sooooo freakin true!

[amyfiguringitout]

ahahaha, soo true!

[LexiAnnTweedy]

im not like this :/

[wubzylicious]

...hate to admit it but I have seriously said like 99% of this stuff - multiple times

[alexsilly123]

I'm a drama geek...this is so true. XD

[loico03]

YOU HAVE REALLY PRETTY EYES!

[Sukiedo]

this is so true, one of mr drams teachers is also like a huge hipster, and he is really awesome and funny, but he is always like "i have a shwo tonight we cant talk." and he smokes, so it's annoying.

[AnnitahMiss]

im....so....ugly....:|......

[TheKingzCastle]

Do your toe nails have a interesting smell?

[omahahnful]

@TheKingzCastle what .. the hell?

[jmike2010]

LOL "i'm method." kill me..

[itscaitlinr]

"What do you mean skip it? What's wrong with you?!" SO TRUE

[SeanMcGibbon]

I'm going to take this girl out to Red Lobster and make her my girlfriend.

[AlaskanYoung]

@SeanMcGibbon you and me both buddy

[MagetaTheLionHeart]

@SeanMcGibbon she's probably a vegetarian...

[loveislifesgame]

From all of us theater kids.....*palm face*

[lunches100]

you are super pretty and you seem like a cool cat. If you have time check out my vids...

have a fantasticle day! :)

[WelcomeToWalmart0602]

"I can't, I have rehearsal. . . SKIP IT?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"

do we really sound like that?

[mistyrose1995]

Damn I wish I looked like her

[tennesseeangel12]

Oh God. It's my department.

[inspirationhug]

you're really pretty!! i love your hair. :D

[LoveAndHearts0]

you forgot "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE CUTTING MY LINE?"

[KTandCompany]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO

[zisel]

Hilarious

[thatwhichisgiven]

"Skip it?! What's WRONG with you?" I must have had that conversation with my church friends about a gazillion times...

[TheMikeyboii92]

So funny and accurate! :D haha I love this girl.

Ya'll should see 'Sh!t Theater Guys Say' to see what the guys say :)

[TayloreMishell]

This was my life in high school, haha. But now that I have dreads I can't do shows anymore. -_-

[justbeingawesomazing]

Omg. I'm embarrassed-I've said all of these things and more. :P

[AnonymousAesthetic]

Theatre major sitting here, drinking coffee... Just got back from lunch with friends where we discussed the funny points in our show last night...

This video is entirely lies.

[Osmancique]

I am willing to pay for a guy to follow you everywhere and film you. I would watch you 24hours a fucking day. I know this is creepy but please UPLOAD MORE VIDEOS!

[SharonaElin]

Oh my God, you're SO beautiful!

[fldhockey1]

Julliard doesn't have a theatre program!

[dd26641]

@fldhockey1

Sure they do! :D

[vegeegal]

haahaha this is sooo me!!!! "no i cant i have rehersal it sucks!" "skip it." "what's wrong with you???" :D

[LazuliTala]

hahahaha so true!

[Victoriagirl98]

... MY LIFE.

[foxy31296]

haha oh my god!! so true! the coffe, telling people they did a good job and critasizing behind their backs, rehersing lines, cast parties, toung twisters, "i cant, i have rehersal", oh and the "its for a part" thing, i say that like 2ce a week XD hahaha, when i have to wear/bring costumes somewhere public <3

[MNgal252]

Haha no matter the age, all Actors are alike. I go to a performing arts high school and I swear were all like that!

[KateAndOrKatie]

"You don't like Shakespeare?...It's probably 'cause you don't understand it." hahaha YES, I say this all the time...only, that last part's usually in my head ;) "I didn't understand her choices.." "Where's the cast party?" "I can't, I have rehearsal" <---story of my life :P "Red leather, yellow leather" Oh my gosh, just so relatable :D -Katie

[jbgirlxd]

her eyes are gorgeous omg

[fauxcorps]

I've kissed this girl hundreds of times.

<3

[Smithpolly]

@fauxcorps Doesn't that make your computer screen really smudgy?

[countofmonetcristo80]

Lol. This is funny. Red leather, yellow leather...haha!

[xxakli]

WOW

[kaitlynpaigee1]

Oh my god. I love you. hahahahaha. (:

[charliefigueroa]

Ha, you have no idea how many nasty stares I get from sipping on honey lemon water at school. It totally works.

[mrsnickjonas4evas]

this is my life

[Rekidk]

So accurate, and by far the funniest theatre-related Shit _____ Say I've seen. Great job. =)

[URNoobish]

hilarious and your eyes are mesmerising

[InLuxAeterna]

Ahaha, sooo accurate!

Also, you're very pretty! Gorgeous eyes. :) 

[TiinaBalleriiina]

Bahahahahaha I love you! This is the best!

[JoeyhasMojo]

I think this is pretty darned Funny...

[ladymarieofrosewood]

"Sorry, I have rehearsal... What do you mean, skip it?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"

This... Is very, very true!

[laineyrickard]

your eyes are so stunning!

[Broadway3]

aaaahaha! Childs pose the entire time!

[nynasbumbershoot77]

Shit Musical Theatre Girls Say! ^

[defeatedtoast]

i luled next up things the guy in the scene shop say

Guy 1"would you hit that"

Guy 2"HELL YEA! ARE YOU CRAZY"

[beenielennie]

The staring killed me, ahaha.

[daravodder]

OH GOD SHE'S SO PRETTY I WANT TO DO A SHOW WITH HER. <3

[goldenboi24k]

BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!!!!!

[XantheOpheliaRose]

I LOVED this! It's so sad that I've said/done about 80% of this. You probably get it a lot, but you're gorgeous! :)

[maxr0222]

I'm in love with you.

[sardonical453]

Oh dear god... this reminded me why I stopped dating actresses. Great video... highly accurate and amusing... and I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

[takemetotexas]

you're so pretttyyyy



[gravisan]

you look like laci green

[squawk0303]

thumbs up if you love Barbra Streisand

[mmmchingawa]

this is so me. omg hahaha. by the way you're gorgeous, i wish my eyes were that beautiful! haha and 1:00 was me seeing Spring Awakening on tour lol

[kmaelan112]

LOL the tongue twisters and the inside joke thing!

[skanwank]

the headshot thing made me lol

[skanwank]

she's super hot

[pooka994]

it's probably cause you don't understand it.... hahahaa lollzz

[wge621]

I don't dole out compliments often but you seem like a wonderful person. not just 'pretty' or smart or funny but all those things with a dash of all-purpose interesting. nice job being a great person.

[BornToJustBeMe]

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S TRUE!!! :D

[itsrachelll]

This was awesome! And what kind of lipstick are you wearing? It's beautiful!

[AmazingRuin]

OMMMGGGGGG ;_; You are so ridiculously hilarious. And GORGEOUS. wow.<3

[megzalicious7]

holy shit youre beautiful

[cliffyisguapo31]

"what's our call time?"

[vanimelea]

Oh my gosh. This is perfect, I mean all the other comments are saying that, but it really is. I hear these things all the time, and I'm guilty of saying a few myself. Why doesn't this have more views?

[shaunarose05]

as a theater girl myself.. I have to say you nailed it. "It's for a part... it's for a different part..." "I didn't really get her choices..." HAHAHA

[0naka]

barbra streisand !!

[hazardous403]

I really like your eyes...

[StudioSpaceCadet]

Oh my god all of these. Are true. This is so great.

[darkangel102938]

You should definitely do one called "Shit Techies Say."

I'm pretty sure I've used/performed every single phrase/action in this video, besides the Julliard one and the crying on command one.

[TheDanicaVlog]

"That is sooo bad for your voice!" lol I say that (x

[ECthatonekidGT]

You were SO good!

[YoMo0910]

i would have to agree that i pretty much say all those things xD

[luckybuzz24]

whoever is in this video is so beautiful!

[Lisa13245]

I think this is me.

[FolletteTwins]

OMG I Do almost all of these things, and i go to an arts camp, and so do all my friends! XD Love this!!!

[DancingCrazy84]

shes SO PRETTY.

[iwannabeawolf]

"Skip it? What's wrong with you?!?!" <-- What I say to my boyfriend everyday.

[iwantapetdolphin]

@iwannabeawolf that was basically the inspiration for that one ahahaha :)

[kaleyandkyra]

My theatre friends and I all agree that this is PERRRFECTLY accurate but you forgot the most important phrase!!..."Like, what is my life?"

[MaryMargaretYancey]

okay this is really accurate 

[anteleo]

The fact that you can see her entire iris is a sign of mental imbalance, which is the biggest thing she shares with EVERY theater person I've ever met.

[JoTheAnomaly]

"Sooo bad for your voice."

[KathrynLouise44]

Oh my god, my life.

[justcolville]

Well, I think you just hit it on the head.

[indiamedia147]

lol sooo funny!!! :D that just made my day

[mollielie]

red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leathsdflajtjldfkj red

[therequiembellishere]

Shit Shitty Theatre Girls Say?

[SuperGuyWithTheFace]

i got to a school of the arts...... THIS IS TRUE.

[cAHHtherine]

You as so pretty!!

[BroadwayPhangirl]

Watching this while drinking my Throat Coat tea.

#theatreworldproblems

[Heythere37ish]

You are too adorable!

I go to an arts high school, so I hear this shit all the time its annoying haha. You nailed it!

[SurferDudeXOXO]

OMG THIS WAS SO FUNNY!! Thumbs up!

[ironbutterflyx3]

HONEY LOQUAT.

[jennyfitz5]

"It's so they remember me." hahahahhaha

[InspectorHound2]

Should be retitled "Shit Actresses Say" (in defense of my female friends who are primarily directors, stage managers, and playwrights). So alarmingly accurate it stops being funny and crosses over into "Oh my God why have I heard these things so many times before?"

[iwantapetdolphin]

@InspectorHound2 you're right, this is mainly focused on actors, but hopefully some of the things pass through the other branches of theater as well :) ...and everything else that filled in the "Shit ___ Girls Say" blank just sounded awkward haha

[fancysinger]

HAHA had to watch like 5 times

[edwkoc]

this is going to go viral.

[Oonaable]

This girl is too hilarious and cute.

[Katiepop17]

I am in love with this girl. Freaking hilarious.

[edwkoc]

Every part is sooo good especially "WHERE'S THE CAST PARTY???? IS THERE A CAST PARTY??" and then when she is at the party "DO YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE????" lmaoo her faces. sooo good.