Google Almighty

[gothalo03]

lol you can hear a Spanish soccer commentator in the background

[BrotherPAZUZU]

All Praise The Almighty Google!  HAHAHAHHAHAH FUCK

[rcota91]

Yeah Google Voice fucks up any language other than English. It even sometimes fucks up with English.

[SexyLenaa91]

jemand lust mit mir zu camen hab auch bilder

[XFaramir]

HOly mother of god ! Google Rules

[frvfilms]

in google we trust

[36hunters]

Haha! Google is the Secret to decoding Dog Language!

[alfiestoppani]

What happens, is it that the words make the dog bark?

[TRG103]

Putting your phone number on YouTube, potentially not a very good idea...

[alheadbme]

He'd better hope /b/ doesn't find this video.

[crapown]

is that dchests real number in the top of the screen? lol.

[dchestnykh]

Yes.

[spinafekt]

theres 22 seconds of my life i'll never get back.... Crap!!

[putamares2005]

Stupid Fukc if you don't want to waste your time then go to a learning channel, what the hell are you doing here.Here you gonna loose a lot of time. I hate stupid people when they try to play smart, intelligent, like this punk.

[thaiindawongse]

Holy shit, over 65,000 views for this piece of crap, I've got heaps better vids

[GothicAngel881]

uh......what.

[mbassoon]

Can someone tell me the point of this video?

[nwfilmschool]

They are making fun of the voice to text transcription service that Google offers with Google voice. A dog barking is interpreted as "hello hello hello".

[LockerzInviter01]

if the pensions should be changed if the buisness is facing bankruptcy

[mbassoon]

How can you video tape the screen --- what program is it --- i will subsribe to you if you tell me

[Loveadobegmail]

search for " Record your Computer Screen" there are 1000000 of programs

[KungFuMil]

Get a Mac you white motherfucker

[mrmeany247]

use hyper cam or cam studio

[DeeJayBounce]

Even if someone told you you'd be too stupid to use it, judging by your entirely retarded comment.

[dchestnykh]

ScreenFlow.

[mckillmt]

google "free screen capture program" multiple that will work

[zubi431]

ok you guys, its a joke...

[gjsexy]

I have to try this

[SanjaKiev]

stupid

[flyingmagiccarpet]

This dog is retarded.

He can only say "hello hello hello hello".

LOL Google : Epic fail!

[GIESSENistGHETTO]

Niiiice !

[pandhardware]

nice

[borttrollad]

Google understands dogs :o

[xxxpistolpetexxx]

I'm calling you now.

[w00tJAMES]

lol

[Danzairox]

i dont get it?? someone explain

[SonicStyle1978]

@Danzairox:

Google Voicebox translates the barks.

Almighty google can understand this very special language (dogbarks)

got it????

hahahaha

[Danzairox]

tehehe i get it!

thanks x

[ansing16]

Google understands dogs

[DarkForgottenUchiha]

whoevers phone number that is im ringing it

[RymanGaming]

Your phone number is at the top the screen

[comprehende]

dont use google !!!!1 damn youtube is google .... what ever

[Wedler78]

Haha, that was the funniest video i have seen today.

Thanks !

[rplanchart]

heads up - you blocked the incoming caller's number, but your number and username are still visible up top.

[LestyOlSkool]

someone better cakeroll him

[lemonmodda]

haha thats funny

i enjoyed this little video. :)

[racer132132]

Why are there 9/11 comments here?

[dchestnykh]

It's YouTube!

[RomeoneedsaJuliet]

they shouldn't have posted their Google phone number...

[HecG]

YES! I can communicate with my dog now!

[9ff70f96]

I'm unfamiliar with Google Voice. What's the "hello hello hello hello" text all about? Is it the Google Voice service attempting to decypher a voice message using voice recognition software?

[dchestnykh]

Yes.

[9ff70f96]

Hmm, and people don't have concerns about that?

[dchestnykh]

No, it's automated.

[hypothetisch]

It´s also on google servers and if they don't use your info the government will or a 3rd pary will demand access via a judge.

Face it, anyone who uses google voice gives up all their privacy.

[dchestnykh]

Sure, but I don't care, I don't live in the US :)

[9ff70f96]

There have been intelligence sharing agreements between governments for years to get around broad-scale monitoring of the people. Read up on the (now old) Echelon system for a start.

But this is much more. This is profit-driven corporate access to this degree of information, too. That is quite something else as the protections of the people may prove much more limited.

[nitr0burn]

Face it, about 1% care.

[deansproductions]

What makes you think they don't have access to normal telco voice mails?

[9ff70f96]

U.S. business, Google?

[sethmac86]

This is utter bullshit, you really think the goverment can "listen" to us? why the fuck cant they find osama bin laden? or have prevented 9/11 mr. conspiracy asshole

[seskie]

Wow you are one of the most ignorant people I've ever come across on the Internet. The reason why I say that is because they've fooled you into thinking exactly what they want you to think, that "terrorists" are the ones behind the 9/11 scam and that osama bin laden is the one we're looking for.

Get your head out of your ass and smell the real air, not the bullshit.

Everything is in perfect control. It's a beautiful scheme they have created to full the mass.

[tempestYT]

Your contributions to rational civilized discourse always amaze me, conspiracy nuts. Go take some prozac and get a grasp on how to see where the possible bounds of reality really are.

[seskie]

And what makes you think you have that very same grasp that you're telling others to get?

I like to question everything; I don't just buy the first bullshit that I hear. Needless to say, it's quite more interesting that way.

[R1234567809]

so you have everything figured out huh

[seskie]

You got that from what I said?

You'd have to step into my shoes to see it how I see it. I never said anything about me figuring everything out, it's simply my perspective based on the knowledge that I've collected from readings and what not.

[cynicaldemon]

Didn't read the debate (Frankly I have no clue what you're replying to thanks to youtube's messed up comment system), but it's a lot easier for the government to listen to it's people than finding someone hiding out of the country.

A lot of countries are passing laws allowing their governments to listen in on conversations, emails, phone calls, text messages and the like. Surveillance is all around us.

It's quite creepy really.

[ImZaneBitch]

youre dumb! BUSH GOT CAUGHT ILLEGALY TAPPING PHONE LINES!

[DudeHuge]

What u gonna do bout it?

[sethmac86]

Give me some proof you dumb mother fucker

[NYmothafucka]

haha youre such a dumbass, you got owned

[9ff70f96]

That's worse. That means every conversation you ever have through that service is automatically analysed and stored for all-and-sundry to utilise as they wish. You're handing over the details of your personal life to business and government, potentially even foreign.

That's power right there. Information like that is highly valuable, but probably not so to the likes of those that haven't broad access to it (you).

You know, I hope the future works out nice, for all our sakes.

[1337jn]

Yes, Google Voice does transcriptions.

[FixedNewsChannel]

Exactamundo.

[xstatyk]

Someone is lonely and wants people to call him on his Google number.... I call attention whore!!

[IhateJohnMayer]

You're going to get a lot of calls from redditors haha.

[greg94080]

so you get any more strange calls as you left your google voice phone number on the internets?

[johnny121b]

According to a reputable source (A Far Side cartoon), the caller is, in fact, saying "Hey! Hey!  Hey! Hey!...."

[alienproxy]

j4pan, are you sure? Because this seems legit. I read somewhere that Google Voice can even understand irony.

[kleash]

Ahh.....if only there's a world without stupidity

[DarCowAlways]

Hahah, nice.

[ungamedplayer]

I don't think the spam bots will be smart enough to catch on just yet.

[MumboJumboDaily]

You left your number up on the top right... might want to censor that and re-upload.

[dchestnykh]

No worries...

If you have a pet, call me! :)

[Thepiecat]

thanks for the idea :D