Audiomachine - Kidney Thief

[FormallyInsane]

the tought of some guy stealing kidneys to this musicc...creepy

[sAmZy1993]

@OpusDeusMusic hey its by Brand X Music, not Audiomachine, and the album is named Volume 11.

[AstonishingStudios]

Charlie the Unicorn would not be pleased this...

[PhiliusGreenie]

I think the title is more of a reference to the "ultimate" test of friendship/brotherhood: to give your dying brother/friend one of your kidneys. Most people reject this, and I feel the title "Kidney Thief" is sort of a way to say that the two people referenced to are in some partnership that is only beneficial on one side, and it's forced, leading the one who's kidney is stolen to feel cornered, and this is his cry for help. But, eh, I dunno.

[GamersSecret07]

Why would anyone try and steal other's kidney's TT__TT??????

[Str4tegist]

@GamersSecret07 It's worth a lot of money in some countries - like other inner organs. They are sold in the black market. Twisted, yes?

[GamersSecret07]

@Str4tegist That's wrong... really that's just wrong TT__TT

[TanBeret1776]

If they ever make a movie about me,I want this to be the DVD menu theme lol

[VideoExstacy69]

I am but a man in the eyes of the unmarked

However for those I am to find, I am GOD ~smirk~

[crystalowls]

charlie the unicorn reference, anybody?

[germain5656]

Perfect.

[gunnerdude1293]

ezio - boss

[RSVDCN]

EZIO , steal that KIDNEY!

[mrboxleytheonly]

this song is poorly named, I don't think of a kidney thief as particularly hardcore.

[nokshor]

@mrboxleytheonly It's someone who has kidnapped someone, drugged them up to their eyeballs and then stolen one of their organs. That isn't exactly a petty crime. xP

[mrboxleytheonly]

@nokshor I didn't say petty, I said it wasn't hardcore...

[SexuliarisEllhnaras]

am i the only one that thinks of thief deadly shadows when listens to this?

[shirlay117]

Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[broken7katana]

Hello Kidney!

[DeadliestExpert]

album?

[MrDastiers]

me gusta

[KingKoltAir]

@MrDastiers Y U NO write english

[MrAuditore96]

I think I've heard this song somewhere... OH YEAH!!! PRINCE OF PERSIA!!!!

[killjak115]

THATS HIM THE GUY WHO STOLE MY KIDNEY 

[ekeb1]

Kidney thief? Thats me!

[drakkingothgod]

"no description available" is the perfect description!!!

[SivaasDovahkiin]

serdomr pic :) Where u got it?

[Robotnik64ROBLOXTV]

The word "Kidney Theif" is more amusing than epic.

Still a good piece of music. ;)

[XtremePh33rz]

Thumbs up for repetitive corny poems written in most of these videos.

[erettew]

Killer who hides in the shadows always

[VitariusLaszlo]

thief deadly shadows

[colossus1124]

This could be the worst kind of thief

[PiotreakaPPS21]

Talon

[DJN0F4]

@PiotreakaPPS21 Talon wtf? this is not a weakling like Talon.

This, my friend, is Ezio.

[vett3l0l]

@DJN0F4 hes like the main talon dude :P

[PiotreakaPPS21]

@DJN0F4 He looks like Talon and Ezio, both looks like badass assassins :D

[CookieBullet]

@PiotreakaPPS21 Who the fuck is Talon ?

[PiotreakaPPS21]

@CookieBullet a champion in league of legends.

[CookieBullet]

@PiotreakaPPS21 Then tell me, how did you even get idea that hes resembling Talon ? That guy is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and he could eat Talon for breakfast.

[PiotreakaPPS21]

@CookieBullet because both looks like assassins.

[Biosoldier853]

Jack The Ripper.....................

[PredatorXi1]

I´m His Recrute

[sAmZy1993]

which album is this from?

[PinkuJessy]

@xXRept1le HAHAHAHAHA!!! Your comment is awesome!! XD

[chywawii64]

(•O•)

[PredatorXi1]

glad i know this music i gonna listen it now :) 

[RealLifePokemon5]

I was once a boy who lost his parents.

no were to go no food to eat.

Then I decided n found my destiny...

thanks to this song.

[Sarthex]

@RealLifePokemon5 yeah, to become a pokemon trainer! gotta catch em all!

lol, sorry, really, just joking about your username, it's just funny combined with your comment

no offense and stuff ;)

cool track by the way, really dark

[RealLifePokemon5]

@Sarthex I didn't even notice that it does remind me of pokemon the commenXD but someone made this account and gave it to me when I was twelve not my choice still it grows on you . Awesome song!

[madeboy123]

hey i do too >:O dont judge

[MrGhostly12321]

He steals people's kidneys? Gross.

[qqMindTricksqq]

i wann brutally fuck someone ..whos up for it *-*

[GL4408]

kidney thief is by brand x music

[Advandnaruto]

BRAND X MUSIC NUB!!!!

[xDarkLegacyx2]

BRAND X MUSIC

not audiomachine!!

[YouLin18]

Ezio! @___@

epic....epic...epic....

[jaynoaldo10]

@xXRept1le actually no one would give a shit that ur dead

[xassxass]

im home

[RoosterHardcore]

The air is unsteady, a stagnant smell of blood is about. The war of wars is soon to commence, and all is doomed. 4000 spartans stand, backs against the wall, blood at their feet, and victory in their hearts. In the distance, they hear the screams of men, and breathing unlike any human. A shadowy figure rises, determined to conquer the fools. Darth vader, along side master chief, Uriel septim, and 10,000 imperial soldiers, yearn for combat. "spartans! ready your shields, and spears.They will fall

[destructioncs]

Kidney thief? Why is my first thought waking up in a tub of ice

[Gaminglord99]

Ezio is the Repo man

[NeroMyth]

My first think was.. yeah not bad, nice beat... and then come the song to 0:32 and my think was: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HOLY EPIC SHIT!?!?!?

[1Life4Death]

@NeroMyth i know right...jizzed in your pants xD

[MrFoxNewsEGA]

Now will this song play if i steal your kidney

or is it the other way around?

[iFreeRu]

Суровое музло.

[ZethVedik1]

There is no descrition for this song, because you can not describe it!

[Nordrake1983]

@xXRept1le ahaha you are real joker kid

[N1njam0nkeyz]

Someone took my Kidney!!!

[Joeyal123]

Ezio will fucking cut you bitch 

[1Life4Death]

our lifes are made by the death of others...

as we live with the creed...

work in the shadow...served the light...

...we are assassins...

nothing is true...everything is permitted...

[ummiehummie]

@1Life4Death our lifes are made by the death of others- Leonardo da vinci.

He's not an assassin.

[1Life4Death]

@ummiehummie so....he helps behind the seen....guess u havent play the game yet

[ummiehummie]

@1Life4Death LOL i finished all the games. Like you said, yes he helps the assassin's. This doesn't mean he IS an assassin.

[jerkoff71]

@1Life4Death wow that was .... quite.....amazing.....to bad i fell asleep half way through it

lol jkjk

[MrVJovan]

@1Life4Death lives*

+ 1 grammar nazi points.

[MrCaliban15]

nothing is real all is permitted

[MrCaliban15]

nothing is real all is permitted

[pillowkiller11]

Vittoria Agli Assassini!

[filip920]

where can I find this epic pictures which I see in almost every song of audiomachine?

[TheAltureus]

Thief 4: The Kidney Assassin

[scottleboss]

MrLEV12 !

[Alestorm5000]

there are certain songs that can make anything epic.

This is DEFINITELY one of them.

[KingsCreed]

3 ppl r not badass thar fags

[Dizzyb0y123]

download link please.

[Davva241]

look for a place where you can hide your kidneys

[MrAlexander1227]

oh is that what I take when i pickpocket ppl? wwooooopsies

[lewissmallwoods]

O'shit i have a bag of Kidneys!

Ezio: :D

WAAAAAAAAAH AAAAH OAAAAAAAAAH WURRRG 

[lewissmallwoods]

Loop it and its 20% cooler.

[KingsCreed]

badass song

[aadarkling6]

Altaïr assassination proof = bloodied feathers

Ezio assassination proof = stinky kidneys

[Trencher1375]

Who is the artist of this picture?

[Entrayalicious]

Charlie Charlie, Ezios gonna steal your kidney! Watch out Charley!

[Rhysis66]

3 people got there kidneys stolen! good fight 3 people

[xScraape]

TACTICAL EAR RAPE INCOMING!!!!

[MrBoombastyc]

0 people want their kidneys to be stolen. nice :D

[Giorgos16Metallica]

Masterpiece!!



[Viursk]

repo man.

[StriderCX]

Sorry this is Brand X Music from their Volume 11 album... it's not from Audiomachine.

[StriderCX]

CHARLIE!

[ftsj90]

LOL Ezio the kidney thief

[EastFrigginJabip]

*lations

[EastFrigginJabip]

Assassins Creed:repo-latations

[TheTakedastag]

alright, ezio has stolen the kidney beans of charlie, the unicorn...

[TheTakedastag]

and who or what is kidney?

kidney beans?

[TheTakedastag]

whos ezio?

ill have to google him

[1helihorse1]

@TheTakedastag you don't know him?? Its an assassin creed character

[TheTakedastag]

@1helihorse1 is it the new one in Revelations??

[KingFluffs]

Ezio the organ thief!

[Pumanic]

Why did I automatically think of "Charlie the unicorn" when seeing this title? xD

[KadenMaxim]

I would gladly donate my kidney to the maker of this song

[DarkSlayer980]

i have a strange feeling that Ezio is watching me right now ._.

[fueled168]

He look like a rogue from WOW:)

[ThePrimith]

Charlie: Oh my God, they stole my kidney!

[killseeker24]

"What..? Oh, they stole my kidney!" ~Charlie the Unicorn

[ThePrimith]

@killseeker24 Wow, if I had even spent a second reading, I would have seen that you had posted the exact same thing 23 minutes before. :/

[Peopleisgta]

Now wouldn't this music be awesome to go with a battle with Ezio vs 10+ Guards?

[MrShmileyfACE]

put this stuff on itunes dude

[Yingkage]

ohhh wait does this mean Ezio is a Lachupakbra

[Yingkage]

What a interesting .... song name

[Todesessenz]

FUCKYEAH! pvp sound! <3

[77777random]

WER DID MYE KIDNIZZ GOO!!

[DefourOwnsYa]

COD anyone?

[calantlor]

Ezio is snatchin yo kidneys murdin pepole up!

[jvwardle]

this song is so epic!



[DarkFear696]

Name of the album plz.

[MyMayPeX]

"Awww they took my kidney!" - Charlie

[ZeronixD]

That's it. I'm gonna go play assassins creed brotherhood now

[DINDRAGON]

GOODBYYYE CHAAARLIE! 

[ccsniper]

OH NOES!!! I LISTENED TO THIS SONG AND I CAN'T FIND MY KIDNEYS!!!!

[bigmick90athotmail]

anyone know who does drawings?

[menslady125]

And then...you wake up in a tub of ice. There's a phone in the room...and a sign next to it bearing a frightful message...

"Call 911......or you will DIE!"

[PaperHeroProductions]

Its the kidney thief charlie, yeah the kidney thief charlie.

[ACKRproductions1]

Tom, make sure you watch Midnight spank, G4's new block of late night shows. "I'm to tired". Tom, do you want me to eat your other kidney. No calico colored guinea pig.

[F22Rapter2468]

@ACKRproductions1

Are you insane, or is it an inside joke with all people on the outside?

[clanofshadows]

For some reason I could almost feel him jumping out at me.

[D4R47890]

Send this comment to 10 videos in 3 minutes or else you'll be the one ending up in dialysis tonight.

[ConduitSamus]

BAM BAM BAM CUE Battle Music!

[MrNecrOwned]

I agree with the description.

[MeMbErOfZiT]

Anyone know what album this on? I can't find the information anywhere.

[Russki308]

*stabby-stab* "awww DAMMIT Ezio, I just had Kidney Surgery!"

[assassyn123]

assassino



[TharTassakahn]

Assassins Kidneys.

[Automatikification]

assassin jer :=))

[EllenRebecca3]

"You want your $30?!! I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK!" ~ John Lock, LOST

[C0nvert500]

ezio =)

[MrBarbeydos]

nice pic

[ArchAngel4275]

so ezio is the reason i have trouble pissing HE TOOK MY KIDNEY LOL

[NightmareEpicenter]

"I have come for your kidneys!"

[MADsurvivor15]

Ezio wants your kidneys tonight.

[KingsofSparta]

@MADsurvivor15 tell him he can come and get em!

[Xanatos712]

@MADsurvivor15 Well what do you expect? Even at his age he still likes to party - he needs a functioning set!

[Dboy575]

ASSASSINO



[Niinamythe75]

AC Revelations :3

[krikkeyou93]

its ezio!