HURF DURF!!!

[thediremoose]

New research indicates that sharks are a lot more intelligent than we thought....NOT THIS ONE

[KarhsXII]

Goblin Shark teehee

I mean HURF DURf ABLURF

[Clowwn1]

beautiful bro

[ppgz97]

lol what

[mattc4321]

HURR DURR DERP DERP HURF DERP DERP DERP BLURF HURF DURR

[NuggetPumpkin]

Got extra energy with pizza, I have done it.

[ForcedToSignUp]

im 8 and this is fuckin cool

[misterrandompancake]

@ForcedToSignUp dude! Language, please, kid!

[DasRies]

"TIMMY, COME TO BED"

"MOM, SHUT UP, SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET IS WRONG!"

[hsd2003]

/me likes this

[supaflyjohnson]

im da byob butt man

[BurnTehJews]

Dey tuke are yobs!

[AnbuKakashi300]

This is definitely one of the most funny shit I ever seen on youtube.

[FPSKILLA]

Hi jonah

[SeoTaijiboy]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this is youtube. right here.

[ebbtides]

hurr durr

[allieversayiswat]

wat

[skarvika]

wat

[cinnamonroffles]

wat

[Nepalion006]

suck my cock booger bitch

[CalBro]

VERY NICE HIGH FIVE I LEIK SECKS THIS MY SISTER- Borat, the borat movie

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

So I just commented on some video about a dinosaur in a courtroom. I hit "post comment," and it says the comment is "pending approval!" That's bullshit. So I'm-a post the comment here, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with this fine video. Here's what I wrote...

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

"This is so horrible it's good. But just barely. Mostly it sucks, but the sucking just wore me down and by the end I was giggling from a suck overload. Maybe it's the fact that the dinosaur sounds an awful lot like the drunken piece of shit for whom my girlfriend left me. He gets drunk and calls me in the middle of the night in jealous rages, only he's less articulate than the dinosaur. What a chode. I actually recorded one of those calls and put it on YouTube. I hope he fucking dies. Anyway..."

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Again, the preceding comments had absolutely nothing to do with this video. We now return you to your normally scheduled comments.

[Turb0negr0]

LAWLAWLAWL

[AlpineEastern]

Look I actually had THEE Shark Attack action figure as a boy, and the one that was my favorite my family got me...

The Great White, but I do not remember it laughing like that...that sounds more deep throat man. You got THAT all wrong!

[Nepalion006]

What the fuck is this!?????????? boogerfuckerface this is the gayest shit ive ever seen in youtube.. what are you abnormal? retard? you fucking homo.. Fuck you retarded Homo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Biiaattcchhh!!

[BooogerKing]

I'm not sure how you saw homosexual themes in a video of a shark with laughing dubbed over it. Then again, given your predilections for zoophilia I shouldn't be surprised you have sexual thoughts when you see this video.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Wait...

That's not actually the shark laughing?

[bramsel77]

You made me laugh, FormerlyFlightsuit, Its hard to make me laugh :)

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

So...

YOU'RE laughing, but the shark is not?

This is very confusing.

[misterrandompancake]

@BooogerKing scientifically pwned up there

[ppgz97]

@misterrandompancake Indeed, brah.

[misterrandompancake]

@ppgz97 :D

[unfoldonline]

@Nepalion006 gay reference here just let us know you're a great trombone playa. Keep blowing dude, it's fine.. ur mum likes u.

[quadrazid]

AWESOME!!! 5/5

[Jull3E]

@quadrazid Oh yes indeed!

[temporaryprofile3535]

OMG UR SOOOO FUNNY AHAHAHAHA WOOHOOHOO DAMN U A COMEDIAN hah no ur corny lol know that wats funny!!!

[hoikevinhoi]

haha not funny this is the shitiest video ever so go and fuck urself u homo

[BooogerKing]

You spelled shittiest wrong idiot. You're the shittiest person to ever comment on this video. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[DrWillyWildcat]

I believe you spelt HURF DURF wrong, its not HAHAHA, its HURF DURF DURF.

[BooogerKing]

OH HYUK HYUK HYUK OH HU HA HA HA!!!

[nickoninternet]

teef

[BooogerKing]

feet

[dreke1020]

LOL

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Aw yeeeahhhh.... That's what I'm talkin' about!

HURF DURF get mad respect in the sea and on tha street.

The other day, these hungry-ass Orcinus Orcas swim up to me, and they all, you know, like, swimmin' all around me and shit?

Like them mothercluckers thinkin' maybe I'm a tasty morsel or some such?

I called bullshit on that, mothaclucka! I was all, like,

"HURF DURF, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!"

[DemondayzX]

It's from a movie

[BooogerKing]

Yes, it is from the excellent film The Godfather II.

[BooogerKing]

I never was a big fan of the people of Yuo, Papua New Guinea either.

[BooogerKing]

What the fuck are you talking about BooogerKing? Nobody mentioned Yuo!

[123BIGO]

FAAAAAAG! whats up pussy haha your such a fucking loser and fail hard!

[BooogerKing]

You should have used "you're" instead of "your" and "what's" instead of "whats". EPIC FAIL!

[123BIGO]

thank you for correcting my spelling you fucking cunt! who fucking gives a shit its the internet not a fucking spelling b bitch! I don't give a fuck what some retarded butt fucking faggot on the internet has to say about my spelling LMFAO! so eat shit, fuck you, and you still buddy FAIL HARD!

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

123BIGO, it's "spelling bee," not "spelling b." Furthermore, "its the internet" should have read, "it's the Internet," as the word Internet is, by convention, capitalized, and "its" without an apostrophe is the possessive form of "it," and not a contraction of "it is." Additionally, the words "butt" and "fucking" should, in this case, be joined by a hyphen.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Also, "...and you still buddy FAIL HARD!" would be better expressed as "...and you still, buddy, fail hard!"

Note the addition of commas and elimination of your unnecessary capitalization, which conveys a sense of unsophistication on your part.

The phrase would be even better-expressed were it to read, "...and, buddy? You still fail hard."

Lastly, the first letter of the first word of each sentence should always be capitalized.

[123BIGO]

Lmfao! you clearly are one classified bitch! It's the fucking internet bitch who gives a shit!?! oh yea? and I do capitalize not because of lack of sophistication, but to emphasis how FUCKING HARD YOU FAIL! Now continue posting your shitty little fucking videos, and continue to act like your a somebody on the internet because in reality and the real world..your just nothing more than a fucking nobody. Sayonara bitch!

[makka432]

And in the internet and in reality you just sound and look like a complete fucking idiot. Don't bother replying if you're going to continue to embarrass yourself like you did before.

[BooogerKing]

Please don't discourage him from replying! His humorously embarrassing comments are a source of great amusement for me.

[Nepalion006]

Fag

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Again, Sir, your comments are rife with spelling and grammatical errors. I urge you to avail yourself of services of a professional proof-reader or ghost-writer, so that any future missives which you choose to contribute will represent you in the best possible light. Remember, you only get one chance to make a positive first impression!

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Upon further reflection, I am also of the opinion that you may want to capitalize the first letter of the word "Buddy," as it is a first name.* True, it's also a noun with a meaning similar to "pal," "friend," or "chum," and can therefore be correctly used without capitalization, but this is sort of a gray area, so I thought it best to bring this to your attention and let you make the call.

*Who could ever forget the great Buddy Ebsen, of Breakfast at Tiffany's and Beverly Hillbillies fame?

[omgomgomgd]

ohoho

[yemenysoldier18]

wat da fuck was dat shit

[BooogerKing]

Clearly it was a laughing shark.

[galatix27]

While you are correct in understanding palgeoo as a worthless idiot, I do not feel this contextual use of the word "gay" actually demonstrates any adversity towards homosexuals as a whole.

Also, "yuo" isn't a word.

[BooogerKing]

He was being ironic.

[Chickentaco1]

candle lit dinner

[evaplusminus]

snake gives liquid body lotion

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

evaplusminus, was that a homo-erotic haiku?

[HadoKen]

What's this from?

[BooogerKing]

I was deep sea diving off the coast of California, when I encountered this bizarre laughing shark! It's actually from the terrible, terrible film Strange Wilderness. This is a snippet of the only good scene.

[PoptartTheCowboy]

Would watch again

[BooogerKing]

Hey, feel free to watch anytime Poptart.

[paigeoo92]

this video was gay and fills me with sadness i despise u

[BooogerKing]

I don't think you understand the satirical undertones. Hint: Think of the water as Canada in 1928.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

I beg to differ! This piece is clearly a meditation on the seminal works of Kierkegaard, his contempt for Hegelianism, and the lasting echo of his philosophy...

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

...which can still be detected in such disparate sources as the writings of Rainer Maria Rilke, and in the structured ritual of modern Lutheranism. Any other interpretation of this video is not only absurd, but also irresponsible.

[BooogerKing]

By Crom! Truly I had not properly plumbed the depths of this heretofore unplumbed marvelous snippet of a film. I am duly chastened, and extend my heartfelt apologies to all who were mislead by my interpretation of it as a satire of Canadian agricultural policy in 1928. I should have know better than to expect anything interesting to result from Canada.

[PoppyFlight]

Did somebody say, "Canadian agricultural policy in 1928?"

Please see my video response to this video.

[bleackorama]

don't be a view whore.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

That's not what PoppyFlight is doing. This video is a wry indictment of Canadian agriculture in 1928, and PoppyFlight's video response further excoriates the foolish Canadians and the wildly irresponsible agricultural policies which they began implementing in 1928.

[PoppyFlight]

FormerlyFlightsuit, thank you for so gallantly coming to my defense. I must confess, though, that, although I am not a view-whore, i am, in fact, a view-whore-monger.

It feels good to finally get that off my chest.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

I'm confused. Does that mean you're a view-whore pimp, or does that mean you're a "John" who patronizes view-whores?

[PoppyFlight]

whore·mong·er  (hôrmnggr, -mng-, hr-)

n.

A whoremaster.

[PoppyFlight]

Noun

1.whoremonger - a prostitute's customer

whoremaster, john, trick

customer, client - someone who pays for goods or services

2.whoremonger - a pimp who procures whores

whoremaster

fancy man, pandar, pander, panderer, pimp, procurer, ponce - someone who procures customers for whores (in England they call a pimp a ponce)

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Well that lends a whole new meaning to "Ponce de León!"

[bleackorama]

so why is it a response to Monty Python?

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Don't you get it? Python's entire body of work is completely meaningless unless viewed in its intended context: As a brutally honest indictment of Canada's grossly mismanaged, environmentally disastrous agricultural initiatives.

[MrSpiderGuy1]

durp

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

"Durp?"

[MrSpiderGuy1]

Oh ho ho! Durpa derp durp-derp?

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

Durpa-do-durpa-derp? Durpa gurpa!!!

[thethrillisgonexbl]

derp

[giocicco]

LOL.

[BooogerKing]

I heartily concur good sir!

[tulaconalas]

que carajo fue eso?

[BooogerKing]

Sprechen sie englisch?

[tulaconalas]

DA, si, oui, yeah... it means " WTF"??? hahha what the fuck was that???