Asteroid Impact in January! The Apocalypse?

[haltrix]

This was the first Sxephil episode i ever saw and i am a proud fan of 3 and a half years

[fawkUtube]

IM SO SICK OF THE FUCKING ADS

FUCK GOOGLE

[superkat5551]

@fawkUtube without ads the youtubers you watch wouldn't get paid, therefore, leaving them without money to make new videos.

[fawkUtube]

@superkat5551 pah-leaze  Your the reason my football games have 30 minutes of game and 900 minutes of commercials

[superkat5551]

@fawkUtube how am I the reason? xD

[fawkUtube]

@superkat5551 i unno

[DmanEyes]

The Apocalypse...? Hmmm I missed it :-)

[1313becca1313]

friggin celebrities, nothing gets to me bout how crappy US justice system like celebrities..ugh

[trento654]

2007 was 3 years ago, feels bad man

[psychopicasso]

I live in Alabama and the new state motto is "At least we ain't Mississippi!"

[Rocoluke27]

I actually liked Zoey 101...

[frowneyfaces]

lol 8 mps is 28800 mph lol.

[MusicAsMyEscapE]

hahaha its gonna hit mars... kill her... good stuff (:

[TheMessangerAwake]

Hey man. You're gay. So shut the fuck up/

[RYDERkN]

I must correct you

The Apocalypse is the cleansing of the world, when "Jesus comes back"

The ARMAGEDDON is the actual end of the world

[Hooflahn]

Yeah that asteroid man, end of the world and all that...I had to reset my f*cking clock...

[InsideCellardoor]

I just saw this clip again now, and it's so weird, it's been 3 years. Every single new upload i watch and they are always great! Thanx for brightening up my days! =D

[Megaman053]

lolololol dude ur halarious

[thatsourheroshot]

two years ago today, you've come so far. good job :)

[ArMy0fonE1]

steven colbert and jon stewart are the best thing on comedy central

[AwkwardProductionsTV]

agreed

[supertroll653]

@ArMy0fonE1 agreed -jon stewart

[AbbumiCurseMarkQu]

my last act was eating toast =D

[kradd15]

No Way, me too!!!

[daretwobedifferent]

grrr. that made we want toast. lol. :)

[straightfromvirginia]

jon stewart and stephen colbert rule.

[euroman32589]

nope! i made out with your mother.

[stonecutters07]

don't worry, i gave him 5 stars .

[memorialcupof2008]

srry i ment to give u 5 starts but i gave u 4 sorry!!

[vidssesw]

i love that he likes colbert and stewart!!!

[melojordans]

he should have his on segment

[kobil316SH]

back in da day

[apathetic666swagger]

i dony know why but you look like Ryan Reynolds's would be sun. Its prutty hot

[5685abc]

lol cris crocker reference

[tdawgkirbs]

mmm... it's like having herpes on your face

[nafatsuj]

coldsorez are forever man!!!!

[gobe270]

The stereotype that people from the south have incestual relationships actually comes from rich northerners moving to the south in the 1800s to have their children marry a cousin so they could keep the money in the family, and it was only legal in the south to marry a relative

[haydster89]

Hmmm....

pretty interesting

[J0RDANCH0P]

hmm i live in alabama and i dont know anybody that has kissed or dated their family members lol

[lashley08091990]

then your what we call an anomaly :|

[dgibbs24]

there are civilized people down here in alabama, believe it or not. we're just few and far between.

[Ullygirldk]

nice chris croker impression. llolXD Yay, u like Stephen and Jon. They rock!

[8XcrapmonkeyX8]

man i wish i was the one who fucked jamie lynn shes madd hot (not with the bowling ball stomach but b4 tht)

[Mizumi17]

what ever happened to the asteroid story? he goes off on incest and the spears

[VampirateYuki]

lol I love Zoey 101

[TwilightTemptressez]

peanut butter on your balls ...i bet that was a bitch to get off haha..wow...get off.. LMAO okay stupid.

[WhatGirlNow]

lmao just kill her

EWW rkelly did that! o.o < nasty

lol gates looks cute with that sobrero  :o

[cyberspy034]

Alabama is the BEST stop busting our balls

[dpaga1]

prego is a great sauce

lol

(i know it stands for pregnant)

[Kilendger]

that r kelly thing is shit. If someone was to rape a child they would be in jail with in a matter of a week. 5 years?!?!? I hate when celebs get away with everything

[Nompet8]

Jesus isn't/wasn't real.

[KevinSalasIsATool]

like you losing your virginity

[Reed7960]

gaaah i know i hate living in alabama moved here though lol

[bluekinglee]

I would love to see you with a tv show.

[Dannenborg]

yeah the man fkin tv show he´s great!:D

[KrikenKing]

I agree with the poster below

[babalo15]

this was back when his videos were funny :D

[laschmceacon]

Wow...the latest comment was quite awhile ago for an sxephil video.

[AndyBloodvain]

hahaha! nice!!

just kill her now.

[pretzels2]

Aw i live in Alabama =[

[kahnicles]

shame we're not relatted. you sound hot

[smartgurl123123]

lol this video is old

[freaki1225]

lol at the crocker!

[Phoxly]

I say prego...

[Nochacktul]

Has he got herpes?

[LiVELAFFLUFFx3]

AHAHAH. love the chris crocker immitation! LOVED it :D

[ikkayodic]

LEAVE ZOEY ALONE!!!

lol

[kendolyn13]

prego......

dimples

[zmartguy10136]

Actually, Arkansas and Mississippi are more incestual than Bama. I should know, I'm from Bama.

[oiviey]

i dont like to say that word it feels wierd to me

[FatalDeath369]

I'm old fashioned cuz i say "pregnant"? :(

[shinigami136]

yes

[GenieBella]

I still say pregnant. lol

[hhhhhhho8]

TWAT.

[rachelstegasaurus]

it happened one time!!

ahahahahaha love it :)

[BestMusicAnywhere]

haha, incest

[kingjamesfan23]

oh and 'Views wsuup'

[kingjamesfan23]

the way he said 'im not jesus, i can't be perfect' LOL, and that whole incest joke LOL

[nhlluver19]

u rock phil great video

[crownroyal111]

Jesus Christ your funny. I cant believe how fucking straight forward this shit is and nailing the shit right on the head.

[Rickyazz13]

Funny story about the asteroid. NASA said it had a i 75000, but some 11year old german kid did the math and found out it was 1 in 75.

[RCharkot]

Lmao, "Zoey 101, WHO EVEN WATCHES THAT?"

[DITOY19977tr]

I DO WHAT HAVE A PROBLEM

[mikvitu]

ya cause if ur a dude ur gay

[WEareSPARTAAAA]

k lol

[Thyyr]

this guy is funny... but he has just one facial expression...

[tredidit08]

I love the Chris Crocker mock. Awesome.

[freshasdida]

R. Kelly made it. Hes the world's greatest.

[abigailishere]

one of the best vloggers out there.

lovely video.

[brettgram007]

And Who Was His Girl Freind

[rainbowmenA535]

lindsey. hes back with her

[brettgram007]

Who Was He Mocking In That Leave That Girl Alone Skit

[AgentEin]

Chris Crocker...

[JellyJerks]

uh this like cross-dresser who made a video SCREAMING: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Look at all the things she does for you bastards!

[tlswhdgjs]

A gay proud guy name Chris Crocker

[ItachiluvaA]

and also an idiot and a freaking waste of human flesh.

[KEOFFRYX]

Chris Crocker is a fucking freak, and nobody cares he's gay anymore. They're all worried that he might have kids one day.

[Neji1718]

that is very true

[KEOFFRYX]

Srsly.

I have no problem he's gay, just...

God damn!

[Neji1718]

i know that i never said you you did he is annoying he just makes everything seem that gay people are everything

[KEOFFRYX]

I know.

[aquaphoenix86]

i thought it was west virginia... everyone knows that everyone's family in west virgina. lol

[WarningDontReadThis]

Aw he loves his mom:)

[blackcatxlllliu]

you wont understand pregnancy until you are 16 and 3/4 lol

[alexzhues]

Does ANYONE even know who Jamie S. got pregnant with?!

[xTuYux]

it was like her producer or something

[DyinOfBoredom]

wtf? that is a load of bs

[sarasxxvoice]

casey aldridge; i think he went to her church

[guitar23man23]

her boyfriend casey aldridge, age 19.

[DubTownsJkSlim]

i fucking hate chris crocker....i really wish he would die...

[HomsarPWNS]

I hate Chris Crocker, so I love what you did there.

[theflaminllama]

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!JUNO!

[Sammiiaa]

that middle section killed me. completely. LEAVE ZOE ALONE!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA­A OH MY GOD HILARIOUS!!!! *Dies*

[Back4More925]

The alabama joke was really funny

[patdog120]

ur all ways so funny

[Maurice1771]

love the chris crocker parody

[Fatmanjoe123]

lol

[Zerozx11645]

Leave Zoey alone!!!

hahahaha.

[xXUnholyConfessionx]

LMFAO!! that crocker thing was funny

[bellendbibibi]

you are a genious man.

[bflums]

i think hes should get a new song at the beinning

[jeremyjoemills]

rkelly --- no mole

o.j--- glove doesnt fit

uh oh

[chinnchillalover]

ha phill

love the show

i watch everyday cause im trying to see them all and i didnt become a big youtube fan until jut recently

i just love your chris crocker act

lol

anyway i had a question

how did you cut your lip

yeah i know all that just to ask that 1 lined little question

lol

[shelleyk80]

yoru hott, i wanna ride your beautiful face1 mmmm

[brelni]

amen

[bobbijo2006]

A verdict in the R.Kelly trial was heard today and to everyones suprise he was found NO GUILTY....

[philips502]

Can I have some popcorn?

[Entalius]

Thank God for Phil

[oakly92]

whata the hell does lmao mean

[echellles]

laughing my ass off.

[nightflyer666]

laugh my ass off

[chinnchillalover]

lmao stands for

laugh my ass off

duh

you must be old

my 43 year old mother knows that

dummy!!!

[9884774]

laughing my arse off

[canublink]

i have the same phone as you XD!

shweet!

[waterboy1321]

ALABAMA!!!!!!!!! OMG THAT IS FUNNY

[cwalwanis]

"not until you're like 16 and 3/4" ha ha ha

[anbe73]

this is back when phil was funny :(

[musicwritingfreak]

very true

[HeWhoSmells]

haha great chris crocker reference

[vilemoo17]

yea that was awesome.

[rocketbabyxx]

Haha that is waay true about Alabama..

That must suck for them.

[adaywithoutajew]

haha look at zoey101 now.

[ahdkaw]

Too early. In 5 years and 10 months, maybe. =)

[KrisScofield]

Way too much hand talking.

[bigbob210000]

No Asteroid is hitting us it will come close but nothing to be scared. =0

[PowerOfAPixyStik]

MAJOR PROPS for making fun of Chris Crocker. I dont know where you stand on his relevenace but personally I belive his mouth should have been duct taped shut, stiched shut.... or any other form of sealing off him from verbally communicating in anyway.

[BraDRoBBo]

lmao @ the middle part thats fucking great :) knew what it was straight away nice nice :)

nice one :D woot.. now to continue watching more of your videos!:D

[Pandurrr]

oral herpes

[greenebean99]

This doesn't even have anything to do with the asteroid. I'm disappointed

[petergonefar]

who the hell is this guy and why is he talking to me?

[ddangerclub]

hahaha he is too funny

[Elekks]

God i can't remember what that whole scene was with the crying. Can someone post up the link or something? I've seen it before but i really can't remember....

[zantomun]

chriscrocker's "leave britney alone" video

[basel54]

He's also against gays that use the word queer. He never fails to crock me up. Haha geddit? Crock me up?

[drop3guitarist]

This dude is cool as hell

[chelly346]

WATS WRONG WITH ALABAMA??

[babycakesjk]

Thats where all the sick,inbreds are. ;)

[chelly346]

Im from Alabama!

[babycakesjk]

Yea, I pretty much figured. Its a joke. Come on now.

[chelly346]

i kno but still it gets to me! 0.o

[babycakesjk]

Get over it. I mean seriously. Its not that serious of an issue. People talk shit about the area where I'm from too. The southern states will always have jokes about incest and inbreds, because its funny. No one is insulting you directly. Grow up.

[chelly346]

WTH!

[k0rnX24]

being in west virginia isn't all that great either lol

[ambeegallant94]

does this guy ever shut up like god

[imcamping123]

Are you saying God shuts up? Are you a prophet. or hallucunagenic. or fuckin crazy.

[NSack]

calm down imcamping, that's not what he meant

[unsf8518]

blah blah blah VIEWS! Wazzzup!

[morganika]

hell I hate to say it, but it dont just happen in alabama.... Im in Denver & about 11 yrs ago 2 of my friends (who were siblings we were teenagers then) were, no shit, CAUGHT screwing each other, by me. my boyfriend & their mom..we were all like what the fuck!?!? oh god... you brought up a repressed memory!

[ozziemo27]

blah blah blah, views, Wussap! lol, ur awesome phil!

[Laraaaax]

haa urrr amazing . total legend

[savannahbaby0]

HAHAHAHA oh my gosh. I laughed, a lot.

[lostatsea15]

no offense but you sound like you should be the movie fone guy

[Andyroo2319]

An acquantance (spelling?) of mine came up here from Alabama, and I can't stand the guy. I swear he's the result of some hot brother on sister action...