The average American male video #1

[redsoxfan1984]

One of the funniest books I've ever read. BUY IT!

[endersgame55]

Well, that was crass and stupid. If this is the average American male, I'm happy to be non-average.

[mastiffis]

Finely someone that writes about this issue. Women watch to much romantic films and think (hopes) that their men are asexual teddy-bears that only think about her. Sex will be in a pink sheets and with roses all around. Then she will wake up 20 years later with a cheating husband and three or four pain-in-the-ass-kids. Wake up girls. Or wait, don´t.

[jamesonwlucas]

This book opened up my whole world. It showed me the true face of relationships.

[THaLLiuM14]

best book i ever read

[sirwojciechowski]

The book is actually really good!

[YouNoop]

real men love all women, but its limited so he have to share the little piece of love with every women, the more women the more is the love shared

[anakngtimang]

Hell yeah!... I'l choose the latter

[koolness97]

ok... then.well for any girls watching this. is this is what most males thing or care about #1. can i eat it,when can i eat.whens supper #2.sex,porn,blow jobs, #3.sports, any kind of sport #4.what happening Saturday or Friday night #5. hot chicks ,well this should be one #6.how to make her stop crying #7.whats my bro/friend doing #8work #9.beer #10.......Sex ,porn,blow jobs, sex fantasy #11. when is she gonna shut up god! #12. parties theres maybe 3 more but thats all thats really onmymind

[magog1138]

@koolness97 Jesus fucking christ, the only two that are different for me is that I put beer before work, but other than that? Spot-the-fuck-on, bro!

[PowerSprinter]

@koolness97 wow, thats really sexist against males. im a dude and you sound like an ifnorant dumbass

[BohemianScandalous]

That book was one of the most awesome, most horrifying and the most hilarious books that I have ever read. I'm female but Im not oblivious to how men think and what they want so I was able to really laugh at it. Everyone should read this book at least once.

[TheBrutalD]

This book is perhaps the greatest book I have ever read.

By the end of it, I was filled with hatred and shame for my entire species and an intense urge to castrate myself.

Everyone should read this book.

[LORDNAG1]

i want to read in libary hehe i have no money

[KoolKaren1986]

LOL!!!

[stripedsweater33]

the book is the beez neez.

just go buy i the book instead of this video

[wildcatp7]

wow i like the way she talks !!!

[chibosa]

The proper answer to "I love you" is "I know". Followed by a smile and a kiss. And sex.

[BrenninRoze]

Ahaha, I just finished this book.

I'm a girl, and I still thought it was amazing.

Go buy it.

[dfasdasdfa0987654321]

duhhhhhh.

[shiranui]

God this is horrible, the book was way BETTER!

[bizcut]

Funniest book I read...ever...lol.

[bserusha]

Okay women sometimes need time to have sex and want to take it slow, and a lot of men respect that and wait. The L-word is something that men need to kind of wait in order to say and women should respect that. I mean better to wait and say it for real then to say it in moments like this video and not mean it right?

[vvblues]

Oh shut up.

[BebopRhythms]

That's why all men should listen to Tom Leykis.

[BUTT3RBA11]

and all women should listen to rick james

[andronikos]

i just finished reading this book in 2 days. Probably the most awesome novel i have read in like... forever.

go get it, now.

[cherylktardif]

If life were really like this we'd all be screwed. These videos are very well done!

[hellstorme]

The 'I love you' thing is such a piece of crap. Ultimate catch 22. What do you say? 'Oh ok, that's cool, I think eventually I will be able to say that back.' Say goodbye to whatever pussy you had.

[Camdenyardbird]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ... *(COUGH)* ... hahahahahahaha

[laraya80]

This woman is pathethic.. waking some one up to say "I love you".. that would pissed me of, I need my sleep..

Ps. I'm a woman

[WWAPOT]

No, you're wrong...the guy is pathetic. for not telling his woman he love her. This is why I'm celibate, To many people playing the "player Game".

[TheBrutalD]

Dude, maybe he doesn't love her? Maybe he, like just about 99.99% of men, wants some fucking pussy, and is aware of the measures he needs to take to get it. You might call it the "player game" but it's fucking nature dude, just about every male wants to fuck, and you can't deny that.

[Trickofdisaster]

Why does this video have only 31 comments?

[JamesArthurDean]

It's funny because it's true.

[thetruthpp]

The book is fckin awesome...

[goodslolli]

Never tell a guy you love him unless he tells you he loves you first.

[mawgoo]

why Never tell a guy you love him unless he tells you he loves you first

[DdgeShelby]

wheres the rest of that video?

[jesusranch34]

wow that's not funny

[BeRsErKeR16]

yes it is!

[byers979]

nah not funny, its hilarious

[o4babiidollo4]

hahaha omfg man my friend, melissa, and i actually did go out and buy "the average american male" after watching all these clips + besides for the majority of the book being mostly pornish haha it was an awesome book =) totally reccomend it!

[renlawrence]

its just that sex is such a fucking waste of time when you turn it into an ego trip...yes, it feels good to fuck, but what about the aftermath...you blow and its over, why not make something else just as exciting like the world around you...instead of a huge mess of fantasies that are not actually happening to you. That blow she would give would be spiteful...and whats better...a blow from someone whose mad or someone whose really feeling the equal amount of sexual and chemical extacy as you.

[Meggabear1988]

I totally agree, you put it well

[Friendsshare]

Hey lets get the book!

[IRAD22]

yeah that would be awesome

[vbazyleva]

The girls in all the videos are very pushing while guys seem not to be that into them...That's all

[rossduane]

So the female version of this is Dallas Womens Guide Spa -- do a search on You Tube. They think the same stuff man just different context.

[jewishcow]

I don't know why this book is called "Average American Male", it should be just called 'Average Male' as this is how man allover the world think.

[420anthony420]

Don't be fooled - it's not just American males who think like this. It's all of 'em true that, but women also think just as much as we do about sex but in todays world women have to be quite about it or youll be called a slut. But hey, guys like to hear how much cock you really like...its a short cut to our hearts :D

( so we know we'll get some eventually, because honestly if we dont get some within 2-4weeks, we'll go mad

[420anthony420]

This is really true, honestly, for the most part, Men say " I love you" to get sex, and women have sex with us to get love. : ( thats the american way, hey in some countries we dont even have to make you feel loved to get sex so it isnt as bad as it could be ;D

[Nihilanth1982]

american males should be extinct imo. i fucking hate them. they always get the best girls. arrogant fuckers.

[beartube1]

Yep Nihlanth have you have talked or seen all 140 Million American Males to know this or do you wipe your ass before you take a shit?

[z32na]

I am not american but you sound really bitter, that means your just a pussy, am I right? So deal with it and get yourself a "best" girl, wussy

[claycomo]

Don't be fooled - it's not just American males who think like this. It's all of 'em.

[jerrycharlottester]

people need to upload more clips like this. I prefer funnier stuff myself, check out dolphinhump. lostfrog . com , I laughed so hard I got kicked out of class! haha.

[bdemar2k]

lol this bullshit isn't true, you can tell that guy is so gay haha. Typical gay man opinion of straight men. Just listen to how he talks.

[illistspic]

this shit is jokes

[sillyoldbroad]

I think he should have bitchslapped her for waking him up for that silly shit.

[kgeiger]

This is so stereotypical you don't need to buy a book to figure it out.

[bcyuan]

that actress is so hot!

[moco635]

That was spot on...wow, reality youtube

[rudykultgen1]

too funny..loved it and the book too

[PELLAPELLA]

so true, its not even funny. Very funny

[WVmountainHigh]

haha that's so true to life

[jonny2d]

hilarious

[josia89]

wtf?