My Roast of Donald Trump, replacing the Situation's set

[dregreenz1]

YOU SUCK DUDE!!

[THEoSNAPfilms]

I lost my virginity in your moms vigina

[mh8102]

if youre gonna read ur set...learn how to read...then learn how to tell jokes

[mau5krillex]

mike is an idiot.......speaking of idiots i really suddenly through no fault of my own feel like punching you

[mcmitchell55]

Damn, that sucked...

[tbrennan100]

I saw the roast, you could learn some stuff from the situation.

[BronxBomberNation]

why the fuck was this dumbass video "suggested" for me to watch? your comedy isnt even close to funny just quite because you suck beyond belief. dont get all but hurt that people think you suck they are being honest. if you really were funny they would let you know hence youtube sensations such as bo burnham, and fred (i dont think he is funny but has a strong following) you just simply suck, dont get mad at the critics just accept it

[ans5492]

Sorry, dude. They would have booed you too.

[seejc1]

You should have added a laughter track

[CarpetStainRemover]

bro your comic timing is horrible but your jokes aren't bad..

[Schwarze999]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you suck at comedy

[Jrobes123]

@Schwarze999 why don't you put your comedy where your mouth is and upload something of your own?

[15kickerlivinloud]

shhhh your parents are sleeping

[JermMedia]

Well you did better than the situation, but who couldn't?

[OurEraRecords]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.........



[bottomrigged]

I have to say, this guy was a 1000 better then the Sit.....and that's sad.

[ZombieCyclops]

I laughed at the watch in the Vaj joke. Don't take these guys too seriously, you're alright bud.

[EveryoneDiesSoon]

Fail!!!

[lmpetuous]

@EveryoneDiesSoon yep

[brettalodeon]

i have 2 notes for your act, 1. use your asthma puffer 2. shove that asthma puffer up your ass and put that on youtube, yeah there would probably be some people saying your gay and all that (kinda like they already are) but at least youd be original and get some laughs, there i just saved your comedy career

[JermMedia]

@brettalodeon It wouldn't be original cause he stole your act.

[SkateMentallity]

Why are you ripping on Mike about his set if you're supposedly replacing his set, you fucking idiot.

[Jrobes123]

@SkateMentallity just because I'm replacing his set doesn't mean that he isn't prime material. the roast would have benefitted from him being on the deus without actually doing his own "jokes"

[habitatat]

You sound like your dying from an asthma attack, and you look like if the situation and mr bean had a baby.

[dimebaggarcia]

:) Bro from a 1 to 10 it was like a 7 mabey 8 :) keep working bro your not bad.

[reesee02]

dude word of advice never become a comedian

[iiablaze]

you're cute...you're jokes were good but your delivery wasn't...but i know it was late at night and you didn't want to be loud...anyway the situation was horrid i had to turn the channel cause i was so embarassed for him.

[SMSKATER21]

I like the Situation Better...

[Platinum400]

Dude, you would've been booed off stage too.

[Ceunovo]

Maybe if you didnt look so creepy with the monotone and dark lighting, you'd be funny.

[MrRickknightcomedy]

what up home boy not bad i guess ur not a comic so u did alright but you stole a few jokes i dont know if u realize it or not some of ur jokes was used on other roast

[Jrobes123]

@MrRickknightcomedy which ones did i steal? i definitely used the ideas like larry king being old and stuff, but i'm curious on which similies and punchlines i took from the roast.

[MrRickknightcomedy]

@Jrobes123 when u said jeff ross was good on to catch a predator that joke was used on the flava flav roast and the one with ur watch being left in lisa lampanellis pussy was on the same roast i think but those two jokes are 100% used

[Jrobes123]

@MrRickknightcomedy the "to catch a predator" one was used on Patton Oswalt, but who used the watch joke? you can't say 100% truth if you "think" it's been used. I appreciate you keeping me honest; the main goal was to use my own jokes and have a better set than the situation.

[prokhan17]

dude you were horrible... stick to your day job ...

[mrtundra45]

Situation RUINED his 15 minutes of fame ......

[SL4VE0WNER1904619]

u cant get mad at people hating because thats exactly what your doing. at least the situation didnt stutter and sound so monotone

[Jrobes123]

@SL4VE0WNER1904619 i'm not mad at anyone hating, it's not my fault ppl think my stuff isn't that good. I have no experience in the roasting field and felt i did alright, especially considering the main goal was to have more clever and thus funnier jokes than the situation

[MrFraydoe22]

yeah.. u did a alright job.. u should just not stutter ..

[youngstar1111online1]

What the fuck?

[bigredjew]

I think you should stick to pretending that you're actually on the show, being funny and applauded for your brilliant comedy.

[wolfman12144]

good job sir. i salute you

[genghizkahn0]

@Jrobes123 Yo! I think you did really well. Just practice them off screen before posting so that all the lines are clean. But you def did a good job. I laffed at a good number of you r jokes and thought that they were creative. "Larry King is so old, his set of teeth have a set of teeth" LOL...that line was hilarious!

[bcems33]

Dude... If you are going to the trouble to make a video about how bad someone sucks.... try not to be worse than the guy you are ripping on. I mean we all know that the situation is horrible and quite possibly mildly retarded . The producers knew he was going to screw up that's why he was on there. But what is even worse is you think anyone actually cares what you think so much that you took the time to do this.

[Jrobes123]

@bcems33 I know it doesn't matter what I respond to you because you have your own thickheaded opinions, but the fact that my jokes had punchlines that were at least remotely humorous makes it better than what Mike said. And the same goes to you in the case that you think anyone cares what you think that you took the time to comment ont the video instead of just going to the next one.

[bcems33]

@Jrobes123 I was only looking for what "the situation" did to show someone and you wasted my time with this abomination of a video... and you asked us to "tell you what we think" So I did. Sorry you couldn't handle a comment. and obviously you care enough about what I said cause you took the time to respond. So any way good luck with the comedy you need it. Remember the major part of comedy is not just being funny it is the delivery. Maybe you should stick to reading your mad poetry LOL

[Jrobes123]

@bcems33 I do appreciate your imput, seriously I do, but as you said, it's all about the delivery. Instead of bashing me, you can just say "work on your delivery".

[WeezyIsMusic]

@bcems33 if you didnt care why the hell did you click on this video when you can clearly see that its his own version ??? let him do his thing . . . ;)

[Jaahhk]

you're a bigger homo than the situation... lolololol

[Jrobes123]

@Jaahhk ouch, that's really gay. If I were to take you seriously, I'd be mad.