Playa59 Dating on Demand

[jlogan609]

Omg, it's MATER in human form!!!! XD

[grandtetons2]

Mmm French Fried taters

[nnykilledme69]

Does anyone else want some french fried perrrrtaterss after seeing this? Im gonna go watch slingblade now,

[DSxTaels]

Ride

[CrispyBubble10]

"I've never said this many words...my brain hurts!"

[ozzy6465]

dad?

[Mshoon89]

Soo what was the craziest thing he's ever done?

[InSaNeLlAmA1]

why are his eyes closed threw almost the whole video?

[AlfonsoTheGod]

@InSaNeLlAmA1 Hes pretty shy.

[barrelrollish]

The craziest thing ive ever done is ride a motorcycle down a sdhgshk hsdhajkfh right dhfkj hjfh then left dsjfl;kdjf.

[carmareber]

lol! did he use alot of hair jell or is that just grease

[SHeSaDIFFerntCHIck]

aww poor guy

[kilikblackrose]

How did this bring me from Yugioh? xD

[Sanny1064]

@kilikblackrose BANDIT. KEITH. 

[thecomputernerd01an]

His face:  =_=

[kinslayer037]

tatorzz mhmmm 

[LivingAs233]

I wanna drive a car on rims down a dirt road!! Naked

[Kenmasterpiece]

this guy made my day, so god damn funny

[The4fourEver]

get em a drank

[happycool2]

Occupation: N/A XD

[flappy188]

your a total hotty, lets make some static electricty together bigmin!

[sealy123456789]

thumbs up if you've ever driven a motorcycle widabuttonbrokeonitwhereyoucou­ldn'tmashthebrakesandkeepgetti­nhurtonit

[kanethecracker]

@sealy123456789 hahaha



[SaintDomingo]

@sealy123456789 just brillaint, mate. I read your comment about 3 days ago, and I'm still laughing.

[mferguson1281]

46? Looks 66.

[tessteetoucher69]

is it worng that this video gave me a boner?

[Lennycoma]

what a catch!

[luckysod04]

He actually makes more sense with the captions on.

[kosmosleha]

He looks like a heart attack in the next few month.

[adamcharney]

Not 'funny' haha, 'funny' queer.

[nessiebabi]

aww seems nice o.o

[minto535]

He sounds like the Cookie monster haha

[PhiliBoy03]

dizzy from gears of war?

[MissSharkAttack]

@PhiliBoy03

lmfao

[2DoPe2C]

best dating advice for this guy= OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES WHEN TALKING TO SOMEONE!

[woutertron]

GREE OUT MA HURR, GOT ME A BANDANA, AIN'T NOBODY EVER GON MENTION NO SLINGBLADE AGAIN, MHH-HHMM

[bigtank1982]

He sounds like Karl Childers, I reckon.

[SuperMortimer]

Bet this guy has a couple of dead hookers in his backyard....

[Prinnycakes]

Ronald the Redneck Pirate

[gaburiarusan]

fraggle rock?

[ashleysweet530]

wake up dont fall asleep on us now and giterdone

[pb33141]

"Like"/// Date Finer in Your City /// on Face book

Do it now while it's still free.

[wakelessking]

He has a pretty good voice for someone who smoked cigarettes their whole life

[hexinabox]

THAT VOICE.

[DubsteppersHD]

he seems like those faggots who ride there annoying fucking harleys around the beach pissing people off and acting like drunken idiots. :)

[raider2661]

"The craziest thing I ever turr was driving a motorcycle wita buttbroke chornit where you couldn't mashter brakes n kee- hurt on on it.

[SuperBluetear]

OMG this guy just put me in the best mood hes so nice and just trying to be happy :)

[brianigarashi]

AMURCA.

[13royalgirl]

he actually seems nice :)

[11milexxiv]

@surg23 or rosie o'donnell right now...

[surg23]

Oh hey it's Russel crow in 10 years!

[FLYfatassFLY66]

Some folks called it a sling blade, but I called it a kisor blade, mmm hmm.

[777fabulous]

2:40 ???? What the heel! "Let's hop on, let's ride and go! " LOL

[maddasahattter]

I feel bad for this dude. He seems super nice and he keeps mentionin girls walkin out on him so u kinda know he's had a lot of bad luck lately. I hope he's found himself a girl.

[Allison8675309]

he seems like such a sweet heart. 

[etlowridin]

he looks like he eats tires and drinks gasoline.

[Noelle17ana]

He seems really sweet <3

[Lunarmoon67]

@Noelle17ana I'll pray for you.

[bmiltek4]

carl from slingblade grew his shit out

[megacarl87]

Is this rooster from true grit?!?!!?

[Hyorene]

I bet he got about 39385 dates from this.

[jehrising]

he wouldn't be so bad with a haircut, shave, and clean clothes.

[ForgotFuckIt]

HOM IS WER U MAK IT, what? you like to see homos naked?

[guitarcenter999]

Hmmm he seems like a cool man, at least he is not as wierd as Audrey or that Dragon Cave woman/man.... Jesus....

[ZacharyKennethBell]

oh my god that is me in like 30 years

[blooman80]

boomhauer

[tllauer]

I actually feel bad for this guy, he seems genuinely nice. Hope you found a sweet woman.

[mrcannonskull]

Hes awesome. True american!

[KIONMUDAFUCKINWEBB]

his neck is kinda red

[Grandpablingbling]

@KIONMUDAFUCKINWEBB what neck? haha

[alabamaslammer334]

@blackknight that's exactly what I was fixing to comment lmao

[blackknight1360]

He sounds like Carl from Slingblade.

"Reckon I'll have me some of them french fried taters...um hmm..."

[sumfunshit]

cool voice

[slapsbace]

I! AM! AMERICAN BADASS!

[ManiacalLaughing]

I can't understand a word he's saying.

[TheBusStopWatchers]

Mabey hes the fedex man? ;D

[TheTwoRandoms]

i have a feeling this guy has been smoking for his ENTIRE life.

[sassuhfrass93]

I think he's sweet



[Kira7194]

playa59 .. for sure haha

[loshipotato]

despite.. well everything, he's so sweet. like a big cuddly puppa bear.

[partayzx]

awwwwww 1:53 :(((((

[shad0wboy1owns]

Why does he close his eyes when he talks

[makeupforeverr3]

sounds like a dang tootin good time xD

[moodysoup]

"Some people call it a sling blade. I call it a kaiser blade..."

[covermewithaleaf33]

his username doesnt match him but he seems like a nice person overall.

[pokemonmasterninja72]

He sounds laid back. At least i think thats what he said. :/

[junkietomato]

46 and looks like he's 60.

[vicrum22]

aww he seems so sweet!! <3

[noisytheo]

Sorry dude, I didnt catch A WORD of that...Is this English u speak?

[Purplecactus8]

If you can read this the bitch fell off

[MrSplitLickety]

I love wimon.

[kkanedaa]

lol at his username: Playa59

[HAMISH6969REYNOLDS]

his name is playa. sir i dont think so

........and i love wimon

[HAMISH6969REYNOLDS]

his name is playa. sir i dont think so

[pyxllynne]

Is he related to the White family of West Virginia?? Oh, and I LOVE how his occupation is N/A!!!!

[pimpinazgirl]

does dis guy honestly think that his username will get him a date?

[canitalknow]

Date Playa59... because Playa69 was taken

[Distrukkt]

This man is clearly dying alone

[meat0wad]

All of these "dating on demand" videos are pretty sad : /

[DreadFugitiveMind]

@meat0wad they are =(

[illrapinrhymers]

Open your fucking eyes you dumbass, might help ur chances

[CERBERUS300ify]

@illrapinrhymers quit flapping your gums, would help you :P

[BillieJolene1]

if i got a bottle of thunderbird i ain't goin no where. i'm BILLIE JOLENE!

[Guromokof]

Nah, that's not a redneck, what are you talking about xD

[Bouncebckablty]

Isn't this the football coach from The Waterboy?

[ThePatriotsGun]

I swear, if he shaved his beard and cut his hair, he'd look just like Bill Clinton. o_O

[MrStoryTyme]

SLINGBLADE! HAhahaha

[brittboo858]

Can you beleive he's single....

[NotoriousPiano]

co za asy



[brodster111]

i drive a motorcyle lkafglanganadf getin hurt on it .. lol

[SwampAssGuy]

Keep from gettin hurt......yeseree :)

[ilivetosing1996]

he seems like the type of guy to sit down,have a beer, and have a manly chat with, he seems very nice, fuq the haters. (:

[lollercoastersoflove]

Occupation: N/A

[kenzers17]

Awww. Haha. He's the sweetest dude around. -3 I hope he finds someone.

[zanicc]

I think thats the homo trucker at the jack shack who lifted up the window while I was trying to watch porn and was jerking his 2 incher pincher then winked at me ;)

[xheartzx33]

Guys... that's my dad. /;

[DERPHERPHERPHURR]

THIS IS A REAL FUCKING MAN.

[Thepersonwhoposts]

id tap that

[MrKeim1]

i think hes nice ...

[ZyairaShs]

Playa59???..really..thats his UserName??

[bballman4352]

Is it wrong that this video gave me a boner?

[Danthious]

I'm his PA, if you want to make a booking you'll have to go through me first

[deejayedwards]

It's funny when he's just talking to the camera with his eyes completely closed.

[MrJelleCox]

wow move aside george clooney

[armastama]

Ronald's criteria: be a woman

[MyOwnGuitarHero]

@armastama Not necessarily- it just has to have a vagina and a pulse.

[cliffthelightning]

Willie nelson's son on dating on demand...

Oh goodie

[Planbhorizon]

lol, why is this dudes hair wet..

[zww333]

man, i dont even feel like picking on him. Thumbs up.

[belushifarley]

I always said Bobcat Goldthwait would be back on TV one day, and I was just proven right. Welcome back, Bobcat!

[ViagraMan2Us]

What scares me is that he's a forklift driver, but his eyes are closed more than they are open.

[freeonlinedating9]

He likes mustard on em...mmmhmmmm

[Bonzibuddy4ever2]

pretty cool dude. a dying breed.

[SROCK99]

He'll take you out for French Fried Potaters...mmmhmmm, I reckon.

[AaronDLambert]

FREEBIRD!!  Turn up the Skynard man!!

[EruptionProduction1]

i cna tell this guy deserves someone

[XXTheappleXX]

seems like a cool veteran with lots of amazing stories

[MsMedford]

LMAO he said he dont want a woman that will walk out when they 1st meet him.

[Tamedstylez]

This was meant to be funny.

[marypomegranate]

awww....



[Carliiixxxbby97]

he's sexy.

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

He needs a fat biker chick to go on his bike with. PS he sounds like the guy from slingblade LOL

[FallonJay1]

@ElvisLivesUpstairs

Don't stereotype people because I know a lot of pretty girls that ride motorcycles... he is sweet and probably has a girl now..

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

@FallonJay1 umm, yeah, i know....

[SweetDeathMuffin02]

He's so sweet.

[JuStInCrOsS1000]

He seems like a very nice guy :) if i were his age and i was a woman.....well i would go out with him :))

[monsterpiano901]

he seems so sweet!! he deserves a nice wife.

[xojordynbug]

At first i was loln but then i watched more andd... All he wants is love and he seems pretty nice but he just kinda givves me the creeps *shivers*. But he kept talkin bout how girls saw him and walked away like aaaaw. Ino hes not no brad pitt but give him a chance...

[MrJapanTsunami]

Hes seen some shit, he was in nam dammit. Charlie took his legs.

[Dikalikapuka]

awwwwwwwww:(

[TheQatarikid]

man go back to jail

[ehelibuff73]

Willie Nelson

[FMOTutorials]

co za asy

[fourhighflsh]

seems like a really nice biker dude. i just think it's funny his name is 'Playa59' lol

[AaronDLambert]

I like dem french fried taters mmm hmmm

[MsMedford]

@AaronDLambert LOL!

[MrLoveandhate87]

Looks like he figured out he left his glasses in his rusty roadrunner but then he wants a smart woman to read the back of a macarroni box.............and likes little kid baseball games

[FR05TBIT3N]

1:02

Da crayzeest ting i ever dun was dirivin a motorcyyle withaa brodku tolda culmas ta da brayks and gettin hurt on it. That was the worst thing to do.

[shozalicous]

he seems like a good guy

[skittlelicious13]

what a sweet man(:

[tinytevin11]

sounds like he drinks gasoline and eats tires

[elsalbaje3051000]

@tinytevin11 lol XD nice one

[MrSwedenlover]

@tinytevin11 He sounds like a typical american

[Raperboy228]

@tinytevin11 LMAO

[moony700]

HE WANTS BEER AND WEED

[EricPreszxxx]

seems like a good dude, stop hating on him. no one deserves to be walked out on.

[Maryfuknsunshine]

he seems like a nice guy, wonder what he meant by a smart woman though... one that can read the back of a macoroni and cheese box or does he want one who can read the small print on court papers and understand... be specific mister!

[marbitch24]

He just got done hangin out with Willie Nelson.. Cant keep his damn eyes open..

[josamatron]

of course hes a fork lift driver



[gnarlygnarcreature]

you like to see homos naked?!?

[ARTSIEBECCA]

@gnarlygnarcreature LOLOLOZZZZZ Joe Dirt!

[trinketbox1]

Looks like he can barely stay awake. And don't drive on your rims.

[MegaPieMuffin]

He looks 86! He doesn't look 46!!??

[143hardkaur]

awwh <3 u kinda just wanna give this guy a hug