Margaret Cho - Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay?

[firepenguin101]

Dolphins are just gay sharks, that's why. lol!!

[BlaineAmerica]

YO DADA SO GAY, when there is a woman near by, he crosses legs. He spreads his legs when he is in prison.

[eddiecampbellonline]

she should read 44 Horrible Dates or see video

[ThunderShock2005]

lol whalewatching.

[najib326]

who got this from =3 thumbs up

[insanehq]

I love when she mimics her mother :D

[rag1818]

which pixel is margaret?

[kward16]

sooo many gay.... BUT NOT KOREA

[secritkid99]

shouldnt it be, NoDickForMe, Thank You.?

[jonat89]

"i just went down there" AHAHAHAHHA, she speaks the truth!!!

[Anecitus1]

Hhahahahahahahhahah this is so bad it's fantastic. she has this tone of voice which makes you think she's always leading up to a punchline but all she does is list sea creatures. hahahahaha jesus christ she's foul.

[realmadridfan4]

wow no wonder y shes in top ten worst comedians of all time

[XxUltimateCheshirexX]

Dolphins TOTALLY have blow holes....... lol they don't, they really don't!

[Cristianissima]

and I went to this whole thing am I gay? am I straight? then I realized I'm just slutty hahahaha. I'm down for the slutty pride parade XD lol.

[Lugh314]

@Cristianissima They actually did that in Toronto. No lie.

[michaeljackson1988]

LMAO love it when she imitates her mom! And her facial expressions

[lkafjkakjf333]

Man, I remember watching her when I was 13. I barely got her jokes, but now...god I love her.

[DomesticGhost]

"I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?" Now she has one - Slutwalk!

[dirtypimpbird]

i guess you have to be gay or insane to think this is funny..

[Ezldor]

this was recorded with the latest Go Pro: Potato hero ,wvga 2.720. 

[madjack18]

even though she does about 3 different 'British' accents, she does them very well :)

[EmptyWordsOfSolitude]

LOL, she is a legend.

[jeremywongzijun1994]

240p, we meet again.

[DeathCoreBrii]

@jeremywongzijun1994 Old.

[cekobidonq]

@jeremywongzijun1994 Our sworn Enemy... :D

[Opheliac666]

My P.E. Teacher(a woman) failed me when I told her I was a lesbian and refused to do multi-gender-ed dance class and "only" dance with boys...Truth be told...I just hated country music xD

[thecrisisification]

she looks like a geeky asian. but when you hear the audio. its like @_@

[jordanhyatt]

= 3 made you famous again

[potsiiscool]

@jordanhyatt I think her grammy nomination made her famous again

[JANETandSHELLY]

her asian impersonation is dead on xD

[TheJemteck]

"Maybe one day you grow up to be PE teacher!"

[thegreatbungholio21]

I love it when she imitates her mom.....

[OCastiltatusLilium]

It's called Slut Walk.

[ERAUPRCWA]

"Only gay screen calls" LMFAO. I screen my calls all the time

[Nomming]

This never gets old. I swear.

[cathrinebuhaug]

Horse # 2 "No dick for me"... it's got a rude name don't you think.... No dick for me...It should be No dick for me, thank You!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[cathrinebuhaug]

The Are U Gay joke, is the best i've ever heard!!!!! I've seen it a thousand times and I still laugh my Ass off!!! Margaret Cho forever!!!!

[agent9752]

where's my parade?

[AleksandrsLV]

Came here to see comments from Buzzcocks haha.

[11FruitCake11]

@AleksandrsLV me too lol

[ofiniso]

if you don't like this you are a intricate charcoal drawing of a face

[LunarSorceress]

4:03 And then there was Slut Walk.

[chilliam00]

anyone who dislikes this is a intricate charcoal drawing of a face

[hillendskier]

@chilliam00 i just came on here to write the same thing.

bravo.

[chilliam00]

@hillendskier Haha, mighty boosh ftw

[antster1983]

@chilliam00 Did you watch Buzzcocks or SUTIN? ;o)

[sikndtired]

that is the shittest british accent i have ever heard...boring bitch

[DKOPness]

American audiences... they woop anything. Bunch of animals.

[Adski92]

YOU ARE GAY....WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO MAMEH ABOUT IT!? YOU CAN TALK TO MAMEH ABOUT IT!!

[ivorbigonee]

not funny

[GagaBabyMonster]

"where's my parade? SLUT PRIDE!"

[ryanoster89]

you hava coool mommy

[ryanoster89]

only a gaaaay ... screen call!

[cherryipe]

"what about slut pride?!" now it's here, 4 years later.

[ptboy18]

ahh 240p....we meet again

[ilovelifewhimsical27]

no dick for me... thank you! LOL

[chapter199X]

"Horse number two: No dick fer me!" Ahahahaha I died

[Fentoozler115]

They fuckin' love it! They love it more than pussy! hahahaha just love her

[Jaguar7444]

So bi people are sluts? lol. interesting.

[lyrikalgems]

what a dyke!! LOLOLOL ...maybe one day you grow up to be PE teacher...ROFL !!!

[bishbangboosh]

can somebody explain about why lesbians love whale watching?

[xxXvicktoriaXxx]

horse #1... galloping...clitorous.

horse #2... no dick for me.

LMFAO

[thecrazymuzician1]

Whale Watching hahahahaha!!!!

[ramiya101]

this fucking jokes re so freaking lame !!!!!!!! 

[ucancallmehappy]

this is hilarious! theres a lot more of her stuff here: shortform (dot) com/MomoG/kingsandqueensofcome­dy

[luvufosho]

"Maybe one day you grow up to be PE teacher" hahahaha!

[lays304]

SLUT PRIDE!

[voidlam]

I love Margaret, she doesn't even have to talk sometimes and you just laugh, she's a very funny woman!

Love her! :D

[victoriak68]

Why does a comedian's routine bring about debate talk? It's a freakin' comedian routine and people tell me I need to think less????? OMG! You f"ing people need a f'ing valium!!

[unclealand]

This is one of the funniest routines anybody performed. 

[TheCadetJohnson]

They do have a day to celebrate sluts, it's called prom.

[jadeemiliepersimmons]

@TheCadetJohnson quit with the slut-shaming, if a girl decides to give it up on prom night it's her gd business.

[agent9752]

@TheCadetJohnson: ROFL!

[AleekahTV]

"If you don't pick up the pho-onnneee... that mean you gay."

lmaooooo

[AleekahTV]

or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her

haha

It kind of started sounding like a deficient language after a while

[jb44421]

So many gay!

[xtremenerd13]

it's called slutwalk.

[Run3dk]

@xtremenerd13 Slutwalk is for the right to dress like one... its not a pride walk in itself...

[xtremenerd13]

@Run3dk it's also used as a place where rape victims can boost their self esteem and take pride in the fact that they are standing up etc

[CeciliaLeasenby]

lol funnt as hell

[ItovaSythr]

@howard385 lol

[Nizzemancer]

3:50 That's funny because the only place I could imagine her getting laid would be on a lesbian cruise. HAHAHA!

[lanata3484]

Mummy know all about the gay!!!!! LOL

[SephyStabbity]

Baaha, she's hilarious, people who're commenting angrily on this REALLY need to learn how to take a joke :)

[LICKIMINADZ]

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[skaterchik3462]

"i just kinda went DOWN there"

hahahahaha. i'm dying!!

[ocergnairb]

234234th time seeing this and I still laugh

[phrz14]

yo so dyke-y eh

[mporson94]

"i realized...I'm just slutty!"

[devilshomie]

Margaret Cho is funny as hell I hope she does more comedy specials in the near future

[xxxIceBunnyxxx]

hahaha i love this. cho is funnyyy

[ThrillRider247]

bwhahahaha loves it!!!

[KimInLosAngeles]

Know that Koreans are becoming tolerant to LGBT.

*One of very popular actresses is a tranny named Harisu.

*A tranny was voted #1 supermodel.

*A lesbian coulple was chosen as the best TV couple several years ago by TV viewers.

*Several major box-office hits have gay men stories.

*Korean organizations awarded Margaret Cho.

*In '98, when Ellen DeGeneres sitcom was aired on ABC w/ a warning, Korean KBS-TV aired a series starring a lesbian couple during the prime time (8pm) w/o any warnings.

[electroscandal]

@KimInLosAngeles also snsd and f(x) are pretty gay

[oktj89]

"So many gayyy, all over da wherrlll. BUT NOT KOREA, NOT KOREA!!!" Lmfao

[bombygriz]

I fucking love Margaret Cho...:D

[SirLachance]

LOL, there are PLENTY of gays in Korea. They just can't/won't come out out of fear. It's seriously rocking the near taboo status, though some celebs in the past have come out and then went into a bout TEN YEARS of hiding. Being gay isn't a disease, and it exists in the same parallels everywhere. Homo Hill in Seoul is a prime example...

[GermanConquistador08]

I have a Korean friend. Lots of metrosexuals, but rarely outright homosexuals. Cho doesnt really have a good track record for being..well accurate.

[FlidgenutBooakl]

No gays in Korea

Have you taken a look at your Pop industry

I've seen

At least half of them are gay

[MyBlastoiseIsBigger]

The blow whole... I also watched that with 800 hundred lesbians

[JamsterrBishes]

Maybe one day you grow up to be PE teacher. I just died. ♥

[mmmmmheyyyy]

"I'm just slutty... Where's my parade?"

[gilmnvk]

"only gays screen calls" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Naruava]

If that is how Margaret's mom rlly is, than I feel sorry for her xD

[marianware]

I love it when she imitates her mother!

[KimInLosAngeles]

I'm a Korean & I love Margaret Cho. : )

This is the funniest Margaret Cho clip on You Tube.

[oihhow]

thank Canada (I think Vancouver) for starting the Slut Walk. I think it's spreading all over the world. Sluts demand respect!!

[codownni]

@oihhow

They are even doing it here in Great Britain, the whole purpose of it hasn't really been spread so its kind of funny.

[seavseabsean]

ahh, 240p, we meet again

[leatopia]

@seavseabsean its not the 240p thats the prob its the uploaded video.

[ManticoreL7]

"Ifehhh.. you don'ta pick up the phooooone. DAT MEAN YOU GAY!!!!!!!!" I can't tell you how many times I've said that out loud to random people. lol

[YellowBeaver1988]

hahahaha my mom talks like that too hahaha the soudn of her voice

[MeepullStewray]

Was this filmed with a packet of ketchup?

If i had a cent for every pixel in this video i'd have 27 cents.

[Kiba151]

169 People mommys aren't cool!!

[SenseiAshley87]

and then i realized...im just slutty...wheres my parade.  XD

[JRRDPR]

Mrs Cho is the coolest Mommy.:-)))

[Shinta279]

come on, is that supposed to be funny? what if i make jokes about you and your overweight body and your asian face standing on the stage like a complete idiot. is that gonna offend you? stop making jokes on lgbt people! you are somehow apart of gay bashing and bullying!

[stonecutterB]

@Shinta279 I think you totally missed the point of her act.

[Shinta279]

@stonecutterB look buddy, if you're laughing at someone even tho you mean no harm to them, still in the back of your mind you know there's something ridiculous about that someone. then you're gonna call them names, coz' you think it's "funny". You're gonna think they're different. then before you know it, you're gonna end up teasing them and bullying them. believe me, i know the phases. it always starts with these harmless jokes that make you laugh your ass out.

[SenseiAshley87]

@Shinta279 wow you know im a lesbian and this didnt offend me at all, margaret cho is a major supporter of gay rights. someone just sounds like they need to put their big boy panties on and take a fucking joke, if you can take a dick in the ass you can take a joke

[Rawrzellers]

@Shinta279 Troll please. Go back to your basement.

[mrbrianmccarthy]

Her imitation of her mom is hilarious.

[CLjuc87]

SLUT PRIDE!!!

[CLjuc87]

Lesbians love Alaska!! Haha Kathy Griffin said it too! Love Ms. Cho!!

[skywize]

"Am I gay am I strait? Then I realized... I'm just slutty.... Where's my parade?" ROFL!!! You can't have a parade for that! Every male on the planet would have to join up! I'd be there!

[djtokietta]

but not Korea not Korea hahaha

[joeytellerPMUS]

Ammmm I gayyyy? Ammmmm I straightttttt? NO, I'm just slutty!

[1993superbeaner]

MY CHUBBY BUNNY

[boyeatworld]

ONLY GAY 'CREEN CAWW



[AJCcrunk05]

Lmao!!! Slut Pride!!

[KristinaDaEnterta]

I am lesbian we should hangout and get together some time! you are so funny and you make me laugh no matter what kind of mood im in!! Hit me up! 

[seanjtube]

she just gave me a hard on.

[Zweigli]

'Lesbians loooove whale whatching ...'

[Zweigli]

'Lesbians loooove whale whatching ...'

[Wackyfox]

"No Dick For Me...I Already Ate."



[gauntlander]

'so many gay...Hwaaa..' LOVE that sound effect lol

[Extreme7Z]

Margaret Cho is the #2 worst comedian of all time

[thesammyoverseas]

@Extreme7Z Who's the worst? We've got a few contenders in Australia. But for the Yanks, I think Dane Cook and Pablo Fransisco are faaaarking overrated.

[MrDavesreviews]

what's amazing was there was just a slut parade due to some comment made by a politician...on the news last night...4/25/11...a comment how if a woman dresses like a slut she deserves to be raped....google it...margaret was way ahead of her time..

[mikeysussex]

Right on Margaret. When are you going to visit the UK?

[truthaddict11]

is this from Notorious?

[electroxxxd]

you a dyke yes you are you are so dikey. ahaha

[4blossoms]

Her impressions of her mom / middle-aged Korean women are so spot on. I grew up in NYC and my Korean friends moms were all exactly like that. I find her material to be ok but occasionally hilarious (eg, "...I'm just slutty"). It's the same for comedians of all races, you kind of need to know the subculture to really 'get' the humor.

[000simsim000]

ur fat ass is lesbian cuz no man would do ur ugly ass thats why

[Tabroxfcc]

@000simsim000 shut up retard

[GodSentJapan]

This is hilarious...but whyyy would you tell your mother?

[Disrupter64]

She's lesbian cuz no guy would wanna get near that catastrophe

[joeytellerPMUS]

This girl, is bomb. This chinese bitch knows her stuff. I wonder if she could cook.

[Shannonbarnesdr1]

@joeytellerPMUS LOL shes korean actually

[joeytellerPMUS]

@Shannonbarnesdr1 oh. haha. i guess i knew that. They all look the same. :)

[JRRDPR]

@joeytellerPMUS korean.:-)

[joeytellerPMUS]

@JRRDPR Makes sense. :) They all look mostly the same...

[JRRDPR]

@joeytellerPMUS for us they do but there is a big difference between them,biiig difference.

[Noeldiego]

I never find women or asian people funny, no matter how retarded that might sound. What about "not racist or sexist but still an asshole" parade?

[yoda8860]

@Noeldiego

I think Asians and women can and are funny.

Margaret Cho is certainly talented but I really don't get her comedy. But that's just me.

[gladys90062]

Slut Pride!! Yeaaa! x0

[noah9100]

SOO TRUE ABOUT THE NOT KOREA PART lol

I"m korean and I"m gay...everytime I meet a korean person they're like

WOAH wait korea doesn't have gay people

I'm like...HELLO? you're talking to one korean gay man :)

[GALzMissYoungsta]

Was in the library when I watch this. I couldn't help but crack the fuck up. This shit is the shit!

[juspherjake]

@GALzMissYoungsta the librarian almost kicked me out cuz i was laughing soo hard