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  • lol

    

  • christians ur watching this retard and relise how stupid he makes u look

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  • I agree with the content of this video, but this computer voice is f****** up

  • i loved your work with the f@g if you dont know who they are then look them up on youtube

  • banana man? he is still promoting that nonsense? he came up with it over 20 years ago in the town square of his and my home town where he started as a street preacher.

    someone quipped that there is something else, similarly sized and shaped that fits the hand perfectly also. you can surely guess what

  • indeed. he has promoted atheism with his arropgant stupidity. as a convinced christian I am OUTRAGED that this had happened.

    he is far too stupid and arrogant to defend anything properly

  • you can lead an atheist to evidence but you cant make him think lol so he basically say we are horses, well i can attest to that i do have a very large ... lol

  • @cjhmmp As a deist I can say at least horses have a quiet dignity and serve a purpose. Can't say the same about creationiss.

  • He's correct in the sense that what is created, has a "creator". What he fails on though, is that not every creator is a 'who'.

  • There are two sure fire ways to convert any christian to atheism. 1) tell them to actually read the bible. 2) tell them to listen to a few videos of Ray Comfort lol

  • Of course the truth is pretty, what are you on about? In fact it's beautiful.

  • Hey guys, guess what? It also...fits....in my ass!

  • @unlimitedchikara This can't be a coincidence. My friend, you have irrefutable proof to creationists that God is gay.

  • The only people dumber then ray most be the people who believe him. I can still remember when i first saw the bannana video. I laughed until i cried. I watched it several times and had a hard timre breathing. It was hillarious. Thank you ray. Thank you christians. You have given me so many laughs throughout the years . Thank you

  • Lol. Wow. This is one funny fool. Anyone remember the days when evidence was required for a statement to have value? This is pure opinion.

  • Where does the money come from?

    I wanna make some money!

  • In my opinion this kind of personal attack does nothing to promote atheism.

  • Damn this voice was annoying.

  • @WSGAC The medium is use is not what gives me credibility, but the message and the data that I relay. Besides, who are you to judge since you have no videos of your own?

    I guess a simple artificial voice must really intimidate you. LOL

  • @th3w01fv2, I

    If the "medium" didn't matter, then why use it?

    I think I nailed it! You have a Hawking fetish. Or you use a Hawking-like medium to compensate for something lacking! I think it's the latter, and your reply confirms it!

    Have a nice day poser!

    

  • @WSGAC

    I want to see you posting the same complains on the videos posted by creationists that use digitalized voices. Until you do that, you're a hypocrite.

  • @th3w01fv2 I liked it. I think it gave the vid a humouristic approach fitting the context. :D

  • @WSGAC That's not quite the same computer voice as Stephen Hawking. I would do the same considering the not so pretty voice and accent I have.

  • ... A round of applause for Banana Man!!!!

  • comfort is one of the dumbest humans

  • i like richard dawkins' response to the "banana fits hand" idea. The pineapple certainly doesn't; yet, it is equally delicious and healthy. The Cucumber and the rectum is a different story ..

  • Geez is this the 21st century or the 11th? This is just like saying santa claus exists because he fits perfectly through the chimney to put your presents under the tree. I really hope that people will start thinking for themselves instead of blindly swallowing everything their parents tell them.

  • LOL!!

  • religion is a hallucinogen that causes brain damage.

  • The BANANA, and obvious creation, by GOD, to fit in the hands of all great apes, as seen in zoo's around the World,...GOD also intelligently designed the banana so that his favorite ape,... RAY COMFORT (created in his own Image) would make a complete ASS out of himself ..... Ray, as a flunky, your god still loves you, and ..We all are enjoying his sense of humer...as well as many more of your fruit basket insights....GO ..Ray go...., how much longer are you going to pettle your shit?

  • Thanks You Ray Comfort for SHOWING that creationists are complete IDIOTs and retarded, as we ALWAYS knew they were !!

  • As ray Comfort illustrates, the people who attack evolution have not actually studied it. If they did, they would see that there's nothing TO attack. It isn't a Satanic Conspiracy, it's simply the description of a process, providing a very useful taxonomy and a way to understand relationships. I see no way around this problem of ignorance. And it will become far worse if we allow these untutored people to drag our science education back into the bronze age. That is what caused the Dark Ages!
  • @Imaginefree69 I just read the Amazon previews of Ray Comfort's new book

    You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can't Make Him Think.

    Have a look; you won't believe your eyes!

    Comfort thinks that according to evolution,

    man and woman evolved separately but simultaneously,

    water evolved just in time for them to drink it,

    and that gravity evolved just in time to hold them to the earth!

    It's really the most astounding drivel I've ever seen.

    Have a look!

    Better yet, write a review!

  • @Imaginefree69 just wondering, when you said 'you can lead an atheist to evidence, but you can't make him think' were you making fun of atheists? because you obviously promote evolution *waves flag* but i'm not sure if you hate atheists XP

    unless you're agnostic which is fine really

  • @crazyedd123

    *sigh*

    Read carefully before replying, Ed.

    Note the use of capital letters.

    That is the name of Ray Comfort's book.

    I don't hate anyone,

    and I am an atheist.

  • You know, the first time I heard about the "banana argument", it was from a Christian nutter that was seriously presenting it to me as proof of his god. I didn't know he was a Christian at the time, and I thought he was joking. I laughed and said, "Yeah, I guess you're right.  There is a god." He then smiled in satisfaction. I then realized my mistake and said... "Oh, you were serious?" :)

  • So true. :)

  • The basic problem is that the people who attack evolution have not actually studied it. If they did, they would see that there's nothing TO attack. It isn't a Satanic Conspiracy, it's simply the description of a process, providing a very useful taxonomy and a way to understand relationships. I see no way around this problem of ignorance. And it will become far worse if we allow these untutored people to drag our science education back into the bronze age. That is what caused the Dark Ages!
  • They are not real Atheists, they are Satanists (Rev 2:9)

    They want to create Atheists, and erase religion so they

    can own your ass and mind!

  • i love the robot voice, so funny.

  • Banana man is quite stupid :/

    He has all these questions but if he read a Richard Dawkins book he'd be like "oh shit"

  • lol good video and i would like to throw something at this idiot all he talks about is god hell all hes doing is making money off of god

  • I really want to throw a pineapple at Ray Comfort's head.

    That is assuming he actually believes what he says.

  • HAHA!

    thanks ray ray! fucking idiot...

  • By sounding like a complete idiot and embarrassing himself whenever he challenges atheism and science, Ray Comfort unwittingly advances the case for atheism without having to respond to him.

  • Honestly, I`ma Christian, but watching this, I want to bang my head on the wall or scream, "You`re not helping our case!"

    I have plenty of atheist (and homosexual) friends. Everyone is entittled to their opinion, but trying to sell your're religion with a banana as proof of God is... BANANAS! Haha, bad joke.

  • What are you talking about? THIS IS MY REAL VOICE!

  • @th3w01fv2

    hey you sound like Stephen Hawkings...

    Stephen, is that you? =)

  • lol, a computer has come to life and is posting youtube videos.

  • @sjh7132 Skynet has become self-aware...

  • @th3w01fv2 its a trap!

  • @th3w01fv2 i would only say not to use the computer voice cause it just kinda sounds annoying

  • @odacir64 - I like that voice. It makes the clip artsy. :-)

  • In the way that astronomers are afraid to debate astrologers and chemists afraid to debate alchemists and geologists afraid to debate flat-earthers...

  • ...and historians are afraid to debate Holocaust deniers, and climate scientists are afraid to debate climate change deniers, and mathematicians are afraid to debate numerologists, and physicians are afraid to debate homeopaths and anthropologists are afraid to debate academic racists...

    Teach BOTH sides! Let US decide.

  • Both sides? How arrogant do you have to be to think there is only evolution and your story of creation? Maybe the oceans were filled by a god's tears, maybe there is an elephant holding up the earth. TEACH THEM ALL, but not in science class.

  • Both sides...?

    What both sides' ?

    Are you trying to teach our children the astrology, the palm reading, the numerology, the religion, the alchemy, the creationism ?

    You can go around and learn these things from the books scribed by these fuckups.

    Do not even try to put these things into the children heads...!!!

  • @hyperseauton Dawkins doesn't waste his time by debating a wilfully ignorant creationist like Comfort and his pet buddy Kirk.

    Is there much use in a debate between Stephen Hawkings and Miss Universe 2009 about the origin of the cosmos? No. Likewise Dawkins doesn't debate Comfort.

  • @Gigano1986 Pet? I thought Kirk was his sex slave.

  • Debating the creatures like Cameron or Comfort is a kind of humiliation.

    If you represent certain level of honesty and knowledge and education - you'll rather try to avoid any sort of the confrontation with these incredible delusional idiots.

    In other words - the is no glory in debating them whatsoever.

  • Yeah, Satanists love to use deception as a tool, False Flag ops like 911, etc..

    They pose as Creationist, and then act like fools to deceive same.

    and air it on the Media they own, purchased with your laundered tax dollars.

    Mr. Gives, do we need faith to know gerbils suffocate in 123's assets?

  • reminds me of the old anonymous vids against scientology lol. haven't seen any of those for awhile

  • Is a pomegranate proof that God doesn't exist?

    Man, those things are messy : )

  • @roback85

    Pineapples

    ;)

  • Ah generalizations, what wit.

  • When the cameras and not running Ray uses the "atheist nightmare" on Kirks anus.....

  • ray comfort is a banana!

  • Total TRASH !!!!!!!

  • Nice try. Straight from "Way of the bastard's" playbook. I am sorry, but you won't be able to cause misinformation on here. Banana man, has been debunked. Alot.

  • Now, how exactly does evolution "require faith"? Recognizing evolution does not require me to swear allegiance to anyone or anything, nor does it demand that I conform to a set of living standards that have been obsolete for centuries.

    Your argument is not only ignorant, it is flat out stupid.

  • Acutally he was being serious.

    Have you notice that all his video are pro- christain. Also notices that he has never made another parody video

    Ray Comfort isn't know for doing paradoy videos.

  • WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? evolution is a fact, the way it works is a theory, it takes no faith to confirm that a fact is in front of you, WOW you're an idiot man, I can't believe you just said that, and yes that stupid fuck is being serious (I hope your joking) and if you are don't take what I said personally. God makes as much sense as the tooth fairy, and has an equal amount of proof, which is NONE.

  • No he was... Ray Comfort just doesnt understand evolution at all, and realised that the banana was domesticated by humans (evolution)

  • It isn't a joke actually. Well, it IS a joke, but it isn't meant to be one.

    As for evolution requiring faith... well, that would be far more convincing if you weren't just regurgitating what you've obviously heard from other christians. I'm willing to bet you haven't even bothered studying evolution at all, so your opinion is pretty much worthless.

  • evolution requires just about as much faith as gravity

  • NO! It's all the work of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Gravity is just a theory(Theory of General Relativity).

  • first you yell, no... than you make a funny FSM remark wich i praise you for and then you say its just a theory, i kinda miss what you are trying to say here

  • @Zuurkool1

    Gravity isn't what physicists say it is. It's the work of the FSM. He holds us down with his noodly appendages. The theory of gravity is just a theory, with no evidence. I hate all of the lies that "scientists" come up with to explain the world when it is clearly Him pulling the strings(no pun intended). They just hate the FSM.

  • yeahyeah very funny... you made your point. not really atheistic of you though isnt it?

  • "faith is believing in something you know ain't true."

    -Mark Twain

  • @Zuurkool1

    ... clever! XD

  • @Zuurkool1 Um...no...it would need a focial for that...

  • @Domodeath

    1... i don't know what your responding to

    2... what the hell is a focial

  • @Reapster04

    1. He was dead serious.

    2. Evolution does not take faith since we have evidence for it. Creation takes faith since there is no evidence for it and it goes against the evidence we have.

  • what a fool

  • jesus mowes my lawn.

    the end.

  • He sells me oranges.

  • yeah but at least he is funny even though that wasnt his intention

  • You're acting as if I should be impressed that you wasted your money on the creationist propaganda. Most people will take this corrupt version, but do you have any idea where the first 50 pages will land? More than likely, the waste bins all across Canada and the US.

    And do you have any idea how much money that was wasted there? We are all laughing at you for wasting money like that. Say, since you like wasting money, I have some real estate in Florida you might like...

  • gypsy disciple?, don't you follow the hawk? and not jesus H. walker Christ?

  • Good. If people read your version, and then read the real version they will understand that evolution is the real deal.

    And sense you are on the street already, go a head and bite the curb. Save other people from your ignorance.

  • Thank you bananaman

  • Also this is sexual innuendo

  • THANK YOU BANANA MAN :D!!!!

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  • And delicious.

  • "And it's insides are mushy. "

    Wait, so are you made out of some non-mushy organic material?

    or METAL?

    O.O

  • I bet Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron share a banana behind closed doors. Its a synthetic banana, made from silicone. And its 20" long.

  • llllllllllllllmmmmmmmffffffffo­oooooolllllll.

    funny shit bro.

    a banana proves intelligent design as much a pineapple disproves it.

  • Apparently he came out apologizing that he didn't know how much the banana was altered by modern man. He didn't mention that it was with knowledge of genetic evolution, but w/e at least he made a fool of himself again.

  • I know man, he shouldn't apologize if you ask me.he should point out his stupid mistake and accept the fact that his ignorance in the subject was the cause for his ridicule by everyone not just atheist dam it, also theistical scientist and people who know about evolution. the video makes appeare as if we were being dicks who didn-t know what he meant to say. dishonesty as always.

  • @harpo10 And it's shaped like it belongs to a horse.

  • It's peanutbutter jelly time, peanutbutter jelly time!

  • I really think that Comfort is sincere, and he's a very engaging speaker. I wish he'd stay away from scientific topics.

  • Sincere? HIM? Yeah right. He's a con artist pure and simple!!

  • Doesn't Ray Comfort make the argument that the banana is proof there is a god because 'it was shaped to fit in your hand and the peel is like a wrapper for it'?

  • He did. That latest video of his, is a poor attempt at saving face and an attempt at taunting Dawkins into a debate. He's pathetic.

  • Awesome. "When you embrace the demeanor of Ray Comfort or WOTM, you are only a danger to yourself." Good video.

  • This is why christianity gets a bad name...

  • Yep! Because of clowns like that beating their chests like gorillas, and "Going bananas" ^_^

  • Haaaa! thats a good one...

  • I got my moments where I got some good bad jokes.

  • It's kinda of hard having bad jokes when you rip on these clowns. They are just to E.Z.

  • Ka-zing! Speaking of that weasel, you think he plans to make a quick buck off of Dawkins?

  • Of course, they have been doing it for years. We have seen this for a long time just wish that he would change...

  • Money is a strong addiction...

  • I think Ray is a pretty cool guy. eh lies Christian and doesn't afraid of anything.

  • I know what frightens him. A Godless world. That he fears...

  • That and pineapples.

  • nice voice on this wolf :)

  • It's nice for presentations and all, but it's not a voice I'd use for the mark IV

  • Ray Comfort offered a money to debate him? I belive that Richard Dawkins would make good old Ray an embarassment by destroying him.

  • If you buy their DVDs and books like gullible Christians do then the money comes from the people they exploit.

    I'm assuming that Richard Dawkins turned him down because he doesn't want to be associated with a charlatan and a fraud.

  • damn. the way ray looks at that banana... so hot.

  • A peel he's going to slip on, or did he slip already ;D

  • Great vid... I don't know how I feel about the new voice, though. Sounds a bit weak.

  • It's not a replacement. I am only experimenting. My Avatar will still have that voice you know and love hehe

  • When did he offer Dawkins money? I haven't heard about that.

  • Google for it. It's even in Ray Comfort's Wikipedia entry.

  • When did he offer Dawkins money? I haven't heard about that. <-- he offered money to dawkins, 10 thousand dollars to debate him,he needs to debate dawkins and chritopher hitchens,ray and kirck would get there asses kicked,whats funny is i posted a comment on one of the way of the masters videos on you tube saying ray doesn't have the guts to debate christopher hitchens or dawkins then like a few days later i ehard about this money ray offered dawkins for a debate,lol,

  • How long ago was this? Ray wouldn't stance a snowball's chance in Hell.

  • The "Challenge" was issued around February. Dawkins should just let the bastard make an ass of himself.

  • How long ago was this? <-- how long ago was what? when i posted that comment on way of the master youtube vidoe? well they got rid of the comment,i made the post in febuary

  • Doesn't that remind you how a sub pays a Dominatrix to kick their ass? I am starting to think Ray Comfort is into sissy slut training!

  • Well he does seem to have a fixation on phallic-shaped fruit.

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