Retsupurae: This guy sucks at the easiest Mario game and has an annoying voice. He can't solve simple puzzles and can't even platform correctly in a PLATFORM game, a Mario game no less. Thus, he is a horrible Let's Player. oh and btw he's a furry
Furries: OMG WY RETSUPRAE WHY DO YOU ANTI-FURRY PREJUDICE HITLER HOLOCAUST DON'T INSULT OUR CULCHURE DAT'S MEAN AND RUDE BAAWWW CANCER I BET UR JELLOUS OF OR FURRY YEAH U JELY OFFENSIVE AGAINST CULTURE HOLOCAUST
Right, so I'm a furry, and this is that kind of person that you have to begrudgingly admit is an accurate portrayal of most of your... err... 'kind'? That said, we're not /all/ bad. Like, most of us are irredeemably horrible, but we're not all... urk. You know what, nevermind. We're all terrible and I'm sorry.
@Kaldaka430 Do you suck at mario, post awful videos then make shit commentary? if the answer is yes, then this video is for you. If the answer to the previous sentence is no then get over yourself, you entitled sack of crap. :D
I played through Super Mario World when I was five, tackled "Special" around nine or ten, and speed run by twelve. Clearly, my skill has everything to do with not being a furry.
@ReloadPsi No joke homey. How do you fuck that up? Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE knows to hold down B (NES) or Y (SNES) to make Mario run. I play the entire game while holding down the run button.
@chosentonessournotes I'm not trying to defend the person in this LP, but, to be fair, having to constantly hold a button to run in a game where there is NEVER a reason to not run is pretty stupid.
@Plooontey I dunno, when it results in videos with playing as bad as this, I am very tempted to say that, yes, having to hold a button to run DOES ruin the game.
I tried (emphasis on tried) watching his newer LPs, trust me, nothing has really changed. He still has his stupid voice and he still sings horribly. Somehow he also has 2,008 subscribers, I think that is 2,008 too many.
Wait, he rage quit from Mario? Am I actually seeing that? He just ends with "fuck this" when he should have actually just cut out at least 90% of his fail and showed him actually passing it (without the annoying squeakiness of course).
I've never understood how furries always have these annoying-as-fuck qualities about them that usually have nothing to do with their fetish that make them so vilified.
It's like God was also anti-furry and decided anyone who was destined to be furry had to also be really obnoxious.
@JanitorAntisocial Furries who aren't retarded aren't as noticeable, because they don't really feel inclined to tell everyone else about their weird interests.
@Plingio Ah, I see. I'll be honest with you, I never played SMW much as a kid, I mostly played the GBA version later in life, and I think A is jump on that one.
@ShadownetNN The best version is the Super Mario All-Stars+World cart for SNES, in case you were wondering. That game was my childhood. In it Luigi has his own sprite but controls the same as Mario so there are no disputes in 2-player mode.
Yes because it's always funny to assume that furry's are into bestiality and use that as a definition of a furry instead of actually asking someone who is a furry. Because God forbid you give someone a chance to defend themselves.
Seriously, though. You guys are fucking assholes.
@JohnAtDawn Okay, so what you're saying is is that just because you're turn on by animals that have humanlike features, you're not into bestiality? Hate to break it to you, but no matter what, you still want to fuck in animal in some way, shape or form.
@JohnAtDawn Uhhh, you draw scantily clad anthropomorphic animals, more often than not in flirtatious and lewd poses. Objectifying something might as well be sexually fantasizing over it.
@JohnAtDawn Okay, you show me the anthro kitsune picture where it's wearing a conservative Catholic school uniform, has 0% cleavage, shows no leg and does NOT have a seductive look on it's face, then I'll bow out.
@chosentonessournotes Well that's also assuming that all anthro pictures are of females, but at this point I really couldn't care, because I've made my point.
@JohnAtDawn It actually doesn't matter the gender, because even the males are ridiculous. But you know, keep beating around the bush and proving MY point. Pig fucker.
@chosentonessournotes See now your insulting me and just being an asshole. I never said I was a furry, it just pisses me off when people are wrong about this stuff, because several of my friends are, and they are definitely not into what you are talking about. Dick.
@JohnAtDawn Right, and I know a bunch of people who are furries too. It's a fucked up fetish and it's disgusting. They want to have sex with furry people that have animal-like features... Why do you feel the need to stick up for something you don't even believe in?
Hey there's nothing wrong with furries, well except for the fact that they're butt hurt, have strange fetishes, have disgusting porn, get dramatic over everything, get dramatic over drama, be very annoying, be allegedly into bestiality, but at least they're... actually I don't know if there's anything good about them, fuck the fandom.
The problem with the internet is these people are encouraged by other similar people to make stupid voices and other bizarre things and thus feel normal rather than being ostracized rightfully by society.
I ain't excusing this horrible LPer, not by any means, but I really do not understand why you have to hold a button to run in Mario games.
Seriously, there is almost NEVER a reason to NOT be running in ANY of the games. You should have to hold a button to walk for the rare moments when it is useful.
I thought the point of this channel was to put people on blast for making strange/stupid/sucky let's plays, and not their sexual orientation. He does suck, though.
@EponymousKid Yeah, you've got a good point there. Still, if they're gonna make fun of him for being a furry, at least makes jokes that apply to furries, and not beastiasts, hmm?
@evilkirby4 Why? They both want to fuck animals, it's just that one group is more likely to go through with it while the other is more likely to draw horrible "art" and put it on deviantArt.
This video isn't funny, though that isn't a criticism of retsupurae. The original vid didn't give them anything to mock; it just gave them stuff to seriously, intensely criticise. Such a terrible LPer. He/she/it sucks at the game, his/her/its commentary & voice suck, and he/she/it has serious personal issues.
"BUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLES ...Come on, thwomp...thwomp...thwooooomp..." great commentary, this is exactly what I needed to influence me to play a Mario game. I was on the fence about the whole thing before this.
It boggles my mind how bad he is at this game. I had trouble figuring out the platforms and what I was supposed to do with them when I was SIX. SIX YEARS OLD. And I FIGURED IT OUT.
Also furries don't pretend to fuck animals. They pretend to fuck animal-human hybrids which are most likely the fantasy result of humans and animals fucking.
According to the internet, suddenly furry 100% means "likes to fuck dogs". Yeah, a lot of furries do draw questionable pictures with humanoid animals, but otherwise, it's just kind of a... thing. An interest. Like cartoon animals, basically. Nintendo made Star Fox, does that mean it (and Rare and Namco) likes to fuck foxes and rabbits?
@OneWithTheNight Adding onto that, I've also seen dozens of people who will draw aforementioned questionable pictures, but they claim that they're absolutely not a furry. So either this strange fetish does extend outside of furrydom, or they're just really horrible liars.
Slowbeef and Diabetus comes from Something Awful, which is run by Lowtax, who is known for goon rushing furries. (almost) Everyone who is a member of Something Awful is a goon, who pretty much works for and with Lowtax.
I could be wrong though, since I'm not a member of SA.
@superblueyoshi1 Eh hem. Go to google, search "Let's Play Archive", press CTRL+F, type Slowbeef and find one of his LPs. They are a hell of a lot better than this crap. I want an apology for you, it's insulting to compare people as great as Slowbeef and Diabetus to the filth that is playtennis14.
This kid sounds like a moronic asshole. The high pitched voice, singing, and the, "La la la la la," on Cheese Bridge makes me want to slap the shit out of him. The extreme suckage at Super Mario World doesn't even make me want to break his nose as badly as his voice.
People don't hate furries because of their fetish. Many people out here have weirder and crazier fetishes. Here's the thing though. They don't thrust their fetish out there as something normal like Furries do.
The furry community have such big egos that their **** don't stink and get offended when people make fun of them. The fact that they compare their ridicule to the likes of the Holocaust proves just how stupid and hateable they are.
@Saxonation No, I just fucking hate idiotic prejudices; like gingers for example, it might not be that extreme, but the premise of it is ridiculous enough for it to still annoy me. Seriously, it may make me sound hypocritical: but I am NOT a furry.
@Saxonation Ahhh, I see, a person can't be defending a group without being considered part of it. I'm just glad there's a piece of shit like you to put together an argument that can't possibly lose to things like reason, or logic, or common sense.
@ZoomingDakota regardless of "what" wierd shit fetish people are into, it's still gonna be wierd, and someone's gonna make fun of it. I find it hilarious.
this video was funny, but the comments about "don't make fun of furries, they just like to fuck hairy people with dog faces" made me laugh even harder. oh internet, i love you.
"I like to draw and look at pictures of cartoon characters and fursonas fucking each other and posting it all over the internet! You don't understand us! We're not all like that! Stop hating me! You are Hitler!"
I love how people are making a big deal about Retsupurae making fun of a furry, seriously I'm a furry and I'm a fan of Retsupurae. I really don't care if slowbeef hates furries, I sill loved his stuff ever since I watched him guest star on an LP of Kirby Superstar in 2007.
Sure he hates furries but at least he doesn't direct it towards me, yet...
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guys this guy is my roomate. He is actually a friend of mine and this is pretty rude. Do you even know this guy? This was his first time playing the game and he was having fun. Give him a fucking break. I love how people are as immature as you guys and can't stand to watch people having fun with a game. Now I don't normally just say this cuz he's my friend. He actually is a nice guy with a good girl and great friends. I don't care if you hate this response. Just grow up...
@KoolDude54321 there's a difference between having fun playing a game and thinking it's something to share with the whole world. Also, he's not really your friend is he? Is he? That's what I thought unsubtle troll.
@pointkappa what would I gain from lying? The whole point of a lets play is for the game. If u seriously have a problem with his voice turn off your sound idiot. And yes he is my roomate at coffeyville community college. I can take my pic with him if you want me to prove it to you but its not worth talking to people who don't understand logic. Whatever. have fun with your stupidity.
@KoolDude54321 So you are suggesting that instead of watching someone interesting play this game well, I should watch your annoying roommate stumble through it with the sound off. Logic abounds.
@KoolDude54321 Actually, the point of a Let's Play is not the game, it's the thoughts and reactions of the player as he plays the game. If the player's not going to tell you his thoughts or react to things vocally, or if he does, fails to be funny or otherwise interesting, he shouldn't be doing a Let's Play.
@sirfragalot92 Thoughts and reactions to the game? well then I will stop watching LP's I like watching the game and seeing where to go and occasionally hearing a spurt of random funniness. I sometimes don't even care if they talk about the game as long as I enjoy watching it. But oh well people will like things and people won't it happens.
@KoolDude54321 No one gives a shit that you are his room mate, no one gives a shit that he's nice or whatever. If he puts out a bad video we will make fun of it.
if Hitler made a bad video we'd make fun of it
If Mother Theresa made a bad video we would make fun of it
We do not care about how nice someone is, and also. If this was his first time playing a game he should not LP it.
@Sx2Kirby 2 things=this has died. the fact that you brought this back up is stupid. #2 you all r right. I shouldn't have mentioned this cuz its pointless. your right it does suck i watched it through and was like wow..it kind of is bad. Let this die i shouldn't of said anything and let's just get on with our lives.
@Sx2Kirby you give out such low blows all the time, what if you were the let's player enduring this...you call yourself retsupurae but all you do is make fun of them, if it is so easy to come up with new things to say how about you guys try it...I like the comedy but they always take it the extreme of being insulting to the art.
@LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS If I was the let's player I would just accept the criticism. If someone takes 5 hours to rip you a new one, then you just have to accept it, get better and try again. And shit they criticise on is obvious, like don't LP a game you suck at, don't tell us about your fetishes, make sure you're at a good FPS, don't talk about anime or video games the whole fucking time, and be legitimately funny. Oh and the whole nature of this kind of comedy is insulting someone.
@LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS I won't personally hold it against them, I just won't watch their videos, simple as that. Hell, I don't even like watching most LPs, so I am just here for Diabetus and Slowbeef's commentary. So I guess it's more like a "celebrity roast" since once the videos done, I'm not gonna seek them out to make fun of them, I'm just gonna watch the next retsupurae.
I love how every time I come back to this video, the comments are less about the video and more about a public debate.
Both sides have the most hilarious comments I have ever seen in a Youtube video. I feel like I should set up an RSS Feed here just to get a dialy dose of lulz.
It's partially because people don't bother to read comments before making replies to them. I don't know how you find ignorance facetious, though.
They're essentially arguing with insults rather than logic. My comments are "hilarious" because of how seriously I'm taking this trivial issue, but the way people are debating that discrimination is justified if people like a certain form of art is egregiously galling to me.
@empoleon9999 Well, I'm laughing at the ignorant ones because they're so bad its hilarious. It's like a campy movie in bite-size. In actuality, I'm not finding the more serious ones hilarious, just the ignorant ones from both sides.
Of course, I do see how it can be frustrating to convince someone over the internet. It's easier to be an asshole to words than to people. Sometimes, I think it would be easier if some people meet face-to-face after an internet arguement.
He needs to be on sesame street.
AtrociousToast 6 hours ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
FUCKING RUN YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FURFAG! FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!
LoticaStudios 3 days ago
Retsupurae: This guy sucks at the easiest Mario game and has an annoying voice. He can't solve simple puzzles and can't even platform correctly in a PLATFORM game, a Mario game no less. Thus, he is a horrible Let's Player. oh and btw he's a furry
Furries: OMG WY RETSUPRAE WHY DO YOU ANTI-FURRY PREJUDICE HITLER HOLOCAUST DON'T INSULT OUR CULCHURE DAT'S MEAN AND RUDE BAAWWW CANCER I BET UR JELLOUS OF OR FURRY YEAH U JELY OFFENSIVE AGAINST CULTURE HOLOCAUST
The comment section of this video.
BlasterMasterWii 5 days ago 10
Right, so I'm a furry, and this is that kind of person that you have to begrudgingly admit is an accurate portrayal of most of your... err... 'kind'? That said, we're not /all/ bad. Like, most of us are irredeemably horrible, but we're not all... urk. You know what, nevermind. We're all terrible and I'm sorry.
Kaldaka430 6 days ago 5
@Kaldaka430 Do you suck at mario, post awful videos then make shit commentary? if the answer is yes, then this video is for you. If the answer to the previous sentence is no then get over yourself, you entitled sack of crap. :D
Daclunator 2 days ago
I'm pretty sure I was better than him at this game.
When I was 5.
givemeabreak432 6 days ago
haha, good to hear diabeetus getting as pissed off as Slowbeef
mightymole2 1 week ago
I played through Super Mario World when I was five, tackled "Special" around nine or ten, and speed run by twelve. Clearly, my skill has everything to do with not being a furry.
FreedInsanity 1 week ago
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grottypissedstained 2 weeks ago
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MESS UP BUTTER BRIDGE!? I UNLOCKED ALL THE STAGES AND BEAT THE GAME WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 OR 9!
musicmanz15 2 weeks ago
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musicmanz15 2 weeks ago
It amazes me how many people can't figure out how to run faster and therefore jump further in this game.
ReloadPsi 2 weeks ago 3
@ReloadPsi No joke homey. How do you fuck that up? Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE knows to hold down B (NES) or Y (SNES) to make Mario run. I play the entire game while holding down the run button.
chosentonessournotes 2 weeks ago 3
@chosentonessournotes As do I. I hate moving slowly!
ReloadPsi 2 weeks ago
@chosentonessournotes I'm not trying to defend the person in this LP, but, to be fair, having to constantly hold a button to run in a game where there is NEVER a reason to not run is pretty stupid.
321cheeseman 2 weeks ago
@321cheeseman But still, there being a run button isn't a game-making or breaking experience.
Plooontey 1 week ago
@Plooontey I dunno, when it results in videos with playing as bad as this, I am very tempted to say that, yes, having to hold a button to run DOES ruin the game.
321cheeseman 1 week ago
@321cheeseman I doubt they could have foreseen someone being this bad at mario.
Norrec87 1 week ago
Is it me, or are 85% of Let's Plays of Super Mario World used solely to demonstrate how horrible the player is at videogames?
TehNoun 3 weeks ago 5
I tried (emphasis on tried) watching his newer LPs, trust me, nothing has really changed. He still has his stupid voice and he still sings horribly. Somehow he also has 2,008 subscribers, I think that is 2,008 too many.
NeoJames82 3 weeks ago 4
@NeoJames82 I'm pretty sure all of his subscribers are himself, or mentally deranged people.
GeneticKH 3 weeks ago
@NeoJames82 I think 1 is too many.
Colddirector 2 weeks ago
This guy is one of the reasons why my SMW LP had retarded RPG elements thrown in. Just giving you a heads up.
LuwiigiMaster 3 weeks ago 5
If they hated the voices he does in this video, then I don't even know what they would of done if they saw his co-op LPs.
RunikaMori 3 weeks ago
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RunikaMori 3 weeks ago
4:39 LOL
INEEDNAWZZZ 3 weeks ago
Wait, he rage quit from Mario? Am I actually seeing that? He just ends with "fuck this" when he should have actually just cut out at least 90% of his fail and showed him actually passing it (without the annoying squeakiness of course).
hildegain 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
As if furries have enough ridicule to deal with, Playtennis14 only adds fuel to the flames.
NeoJames82 4 weeks ago
That voice alone makes this almost unwatchable even with the commentary
grindorblackout1986 1 month ago 9
Until he missed the point where he had to JUMP OFF OF THE FREAKING PARATROOPA, he played as well as I do. I can't believe I just admitted that.
thevisualboy37 1 month ago
@thevisualboy37 Don't worry bro, you're not alone.
zoo1619 3 weeks ago
I bet Playtennis14 still lives at home with his mom getting everything for him.
GeneticKH 1 month ago
At least he wan't savestating
MRKnowitallaboutRFOM 1 month ago
I've never understood how furries always have these annoying-as-fuck qualities about them that usually have nothing to do with their fetish that make them so vilified.
It's like God was also anti-furry and decided anyone who was destined to be furry had to also be really obnoxious.
JanitorAntisocial 2 months ago 44
@JanitorAntisocial Furries who aren't retarded aren't as noticeable, because they don't really feel inclined to tell everyone else about their weird interests.
liag247 1 month ago 7
@JanitorAntisocial Furry's are usually really fucked up people. Just think about it, there atracted to half anime/human fox beings. Fuck...
AeroAtlas 1 month ago
"Playtennis14 : eghsduiohfod
Slowbeef : Oh...
Diabetus : Shut up !
Slowbeef : God almighty, what the hell was that bullshit ?"
The moment when everyone got insane.
kefkasakura 2 months ago 7
He used all of hes rage from Super Mario World to rape his dog.
MrDarkHatman 2 months ago
Did... did this guy know you can hold A to jump higher? He rage quit his video after failing the first two simple jumps thrice. Just wow.
ShadownetNN 3 months ago
@ShadownetNN In Mario World, B jumps. :) Y dashes, X dashes too, and A spin-jumps.
Plingio 3 months ago
@Plingio Ah, I see. I'll be honest with you, I never played SMW much as a kid, I mostly played the GBA version later in life, and I think A is jump on that one.
ShadownetNN 3 months ago
@ShadownetNN The best version is the Super Mario All-Stars+World cart for SNES, in case you were wondering. That game was my childhood. In it Luigi has his own sprite but controls the same as Mario so there are no disputes in 2-player mode.
Plingio 3 months ago
@ShadownetNN Not to mention, just get a cape and fly the whole level, I can't believe people have problems with this game.
lich109 2 months ago
But... but... Mario World, as great as it is, is possibly the easiest game ever made, and...
Plingio 3 months ago 4
@Plingio No way man. Them bone fishes, them bone fishes are pretty hard core.
TheJinxrr 3 months ago
Now his avatar is Fullmetal Alchemist. He is disgracing the series, and should be killed at once.
uiruu 3 months ago
Saying you're a furry and not an animal fucker is like saying you only joined NAMBLA for the T-shirt.
Teeg32 3 months ago
What hath DeceasedCrab wrought?
handsomebrick 3 months ago
Yes because it's always funny to assume that furry's are into bestiality and use that as a definition of a furry instead of actually asking someone who is a furry. Because God forbid you give someone a chance to defend themselves.
Seriously, though. You guys are fucking assholes.
JohnAtDawn 3 months ago
@JohnAtDawn Okay, so what you're saying is is that just because you're turn on by animals that have humanlike features, you're not into bestiality? Hate to break it to you, but no matter what, you still want to fuck in animal in some way, shape or form.
chosentonessournotes 3 months ago
@chosentonessournotes No, what I'm saying is that there is not necessarily anything sexual about it, and that the idea that there is isn't correct.
JohnAtDawn 3 months ago
@JohnAtDawn Uhhh, you draw scantily clad anthropomorphic animals, more often than not in flirtatious and lewd poses. Objectifying something might as well be sexually fantasizing over it.
chosentonessournotes 3 months ago
@chosentonessournotes But once again, that is assuming that all anthropomorphic pictures are drawn that way, which they aren't.
JohnAtDawn 3 months ago
@JohnAtDawn Okay, you show me the anthro kitsune picture where it's wearing a conservative Catholic school uniform, has 0% cleavage, shows no leg and does NOT have a seductive look on it's face, then I'll bow out.
chosentonessournotes 3 months ago
@chosentonessournotes Well that's also assuming that all anthro pictures are of females, but at this point I really couldn't care, because I've made my point.
JohnAtDawn 3 months ago
@JohnAtDawn It actually doesn't matter the gender, because even the males are ridiculous. But you know, keep beating around the bush and proving MY point. Pig fucker.
chosentonessournotes 3 months ago
@chosentonessournotes See now your insulting me and just being an asshole. I never said I was a furry, it just pisses me off when people are wrong about this stuff, because several of my friends are, and they are definitely not into what you are talking about. Dick.
JohnAtDawn 3 months ago
@JohnAtDawn Right, and I know a bunch of people who are furries too. It's a fucked up fetish and it's disgusting. They want to have sex with furry people that have animal-like features... Why do you feel the need to stick up for something you don't even believe in?
chosentonessournotes 3 months ago
@chosentonessournotes Because my friends are. Devil's Advocate FTW, motherfucker.
JohnAtDawn 3 months ago
@JohnAtDawn I really hate to get involved with this, but that's not even remotely what Devil's Advocate means.
Kirbyoto2098 3 months ago
@Kirbyoto2098 It's not? Everything I know is a lie.
JohnAtDawn 3 months ago
@JohnAtDawn Your right. I have alot more respect for people who have fucked animals than fantasize about half human ones.
AeroAtlas 1 month ago
@AeroAtlas Go fuck yourself.
JohnAtDawn 1 month ago
@JohnAtDawn Yeah that was a bit harsh sorry, but my opinion remains the same. Nothing against you personally. Ive never met you loll
AeroAtlas 1 month ago
Hey there's nothing wrong with furries, well except for the fact that they're butt hurt, have strange fetishes, have disgusting porn, get dramatic over everything, get dramatic over drama, be very annoying, be allegedly into bestiality, but at least they're... actually I don't know if there's anything good about them, fuck the fandom.
MitchZer0II 3 months ago 31
I don't care if the guy's a furry, he sucks ass at Super Mario World.
DStecks 3 months ago
The problem with the internet is these people are encouraged by other similar people to make stupid voices and other bizarre things and thus feel normal rather than being ostracized rightfully by society.
Voothegreat 3 months ago
Buffoonery
Djinnfest 4 months ago
I just watched this video again, and actually payed attention to the original commentary. Swear to god, I almost slapped my monitor.
DukeOnkled 4 months ago
Furries are not sick. They're well adjusted individuals that enjoy screwing animals. It's not kink, it's a way of life.
Daclunator 4 months ago
@Daclunator I'm a furry and I think you're stupid. Stupid.
Goldbloodeddragon 3 months ago
@Goldbloodeddragon That's cause i'm fucking with you, dude. XD
Daclunator 3 months ago
So does he not know that you can run in this game?
EtCeterad 4 months ago 7
@EtCeterad Glad I'm not the only one cringing at that
UberNiftyMan 3 months ago
im a 234 lives idiot yay for me huh?
mattthehatt99 4 months ago
I ain't excusing this horrible LPer, not by any means, but I really do not understand why you have to hold a button to run in Mario games.
Seriously, there is almost NEVER a reason to NOT be running in ANY of the games. You should have to hold a button to walk for the rare moments when it is useful.
321cheeseman 4 months ago 5
I thought the point of this channel was to put people on blast for making strange/stupid/sucky let's plays, and not their sexual orientation. He does suck, though.
evilkirby4 4 months ago
@evilkirby4 Furry isn't a sexual orientation any more than it is an ethnic group.
EponymousKid 4 months ago
@EponymousKid Yeah, you've got a good point there. Still, if they're gonna make fun of him for being a furry, at least makes jokes that apply to furries, and not beastiasts, hmm?
evilkirby4 4 months ago
@evilkirby4 Why? They both want to fuck animals, it's just that one group is more likely to go through with it while the other is more likely to draw horrible "art" and put it on deviantArt.
Kirbysuperstar 4 months ago
@Kirbysuperstar Sweetie Belle's squishy marshmallow pony butthole.
evilkirby4 4 months ago
@EponymousKid *cough* BULLSHIT *cough*
VIOLATER9000 3 months ago
This video isn't funny, though that isn't a criticism of retsupurae. The original vid didn't give them anything to mock; it just gave them stuff to seriously, intensely criticise. Such a terrible LPer. He/she/it sucks at the game, his/her/its commentary & voice suck, and he/she/it has serious personal issues.
GoRedskinsAndWizards 5 months ago
"BUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLES ...Come on, thwomp...thwomp...thwooooomp..." great commentary, this is exactly what I needed to influence me to play a Mario game. I was on the fence about the whole thing before this.
IDontCareAnyName 5 months ago 5
I could not beat Butter Bridge.
codenameLV04 5 months ago
Lmao, lessons from BillyMC XD
Archimonde259 5 months ago
I think this is the first time I heard Diabeetus get as pissed off as Slowbeef.
Archonus 5 months ago 59
@Archonus Megaman Part 31, during the phone call with Bo Spider, he gets about as angry. :)
DenOfVipers 4 months ago
It boggles my mind how bad he is at this game. I had trouble figuring out the platforms and what I was supposed to do with them when I was SIX. SIX YEARS OLD. And I FIGURED IT OUT.
Also furries don't pretend to fuck animals. They pretend to fuck animal-human hybrids which are most likely the fantasy result of humans and animals fucking.
SuperGlucose 5 months ago 51
He channeled Professor Frink at 3:58/
popsszz 6 months ago
Someone retsupuraed this video, you guys should retsupurae that video.
meckrisa 6 months ago 4
@meckrisa whats the video called?
JDO3L 5 months ago
@JDO3L 'A Plea To Retsupurae - Just stop.'
meckrisa 5 months ago
@meckrisa thank you.
JDO3L 5 months ago
This was funny and all, but do you guys even know how much you offended this guy?
RandomGameCritic 6 months ago
@RandomGameCritic yes
randoguy101 6 months ago
@RandomGameCritic
So in your opinion his video was great, very well done, played and commentaded, am i right?
Slowbeef and DIabetus are completelly wrong in everhting the say, playtennis14 is indeed and excelent letsplayer! Even better then ProtonJonSA right?
SDRePortugal 6 months ago
@superblueyoshi1 LOL
Seth2378 6 months ago
According to the internet, suddenly furry 100% means "likes to fuck dogs". Yeah, a lot of furries do draw questionable pictures with humanoid animals, but otherwise, it's just kind of a... thing. An interest. Like cartoon animals, basically. Nintendo made Star Fox, does that mean it (and Rare and Namco) likes to fuck foxes and rabbits?
OneWithTheNight 6 months ago
@OneWithTheNight Adding onto that, I've also seen dozens of people who will draw aforementioned questionable pictures, but they claim that they're absolutely not a furry. So either this strange fetish does extend outside of furrydom, or they're just really horrible liars.
OneWithTheNight 6 months ago
@OneWithTheNight Ahem...
Slowbeef and Diabetus comes from Something Awful, which is run by Lowtax, who is known for goon rushing furries. (almost) Everyone who is a member of Something Awful is a goon, who pretty much works for and with Lowtax.
I could be wrong though, since I'm not a member of SA.
MitchZer0II 6 months ago
@OneWithTheNight yes
TheKrazykat645 6 months ago
@OneWithTheNight no, but that doesn't mean its furry. It's anthro, furries are the ones who're into that obsessively.
rayraygottago 6 months ago
I love how nobody in the comments is capable of posting an intelligent comment(except for CasualVideoGamer).
Cheetah1251 6 months ago
@Cheetah1251 Including you apparently. I'd hate to see your standards on a brilliant comment if this is sub-par.
lich109 6 months ago
@lich109
What are you talking about.
Cheetah1251 6 months ago
@superblueyoshi1 Eh hem. Go to google, search "Let's Play Archive", press CTRL+F, type Slowbeef and find one of his LPs. They are a hell of a lot better than this crap. I want an apology for you, it's insulting to compare people as great as Slowbeef and Diabetus to the filth that is playtennis14.
DevourTheBaby 6 months ago 7
I wish PlayTennis14's response video was still up, it was even funnier.
"THERE I BEAT THE FUCKING LEVEL"
RoyStorey 6 months ago 6
Looking back at the comments a little, I read something rather suprising: this idiot is in community college. More than I would expect.
Masterdermillie 7 months ago
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Even though this guy isn't very good at Super Mario World, you shouldn't make fun of him like this.
MrCharizard36 7 months ago
@MrCharizard36 That's the whole point of Retsupurae.
XxMariofan21xX 6 months ago
When one mushroom goes down, the other goes up? Oh boy, this is tricky!
n5d25d90 7 months ago
A look into the life of an average furfag
SuperSaiyanMax 7 months ago
Hi there, furry here.
Just letting you know that even I think that a pink lion of the opposite gender to yourself is a really fucking dumb fursona.
I mean mine is a purple cat but I'm not dumb enough to post that on yout- shit
invertin 8 months ago 36
@invertin The guy there reveiwing in this vedio?
pwnerranger 3 months ago
This kid sounds like a moronic asshole. The high pitched voice, singing, and the, "La la la la la," on Cheese Bridge makes me want to slap the shit out of him. The extreme suckage at Super Mario World doesn't even make me want to break his nose as badly as his voice.
keitsukenx 8 months ago
@keitsukenx
You took the words out of my mouth.
OctillianODS 8 months ago
Palette cleanser: Billymc
bobthe5th 8 months ago 4
how do you fail that bad at mario WORLD.And upload it to youtube.
RampageRanter 8 months ago
wait is this person redyoshi
THEJJISOM 8 months ago
@THEJJISOM This is one of the guys that does CO-OP Let's plays with him.
mindscapejem 8 months ago
@mindscapejem oh ok it just sounded like him
THEJJISOM 8 months ago
People don't hate furries because of their fetish. Many people out here have weirder and crazier fetishes. Here's the thing though. They don't thrust their fetish out there as something normal like Furries do.
The furry community have such big egos that their **** don't stink and get offended when people make fun of them. The fact that they compare their ridicule to the likes of the Holocaust proves just how stupid and hateable they are.
EdmacZ 8 months ago 12
Does this guy know about the run button?
WVI 8 months ago
He's one of those Mario players that forgets there's a button to run. I hate them.
LeGareBear 9 months ago 4
The great thing about freedom is that people are allowed to have fucked up animal fetishes, and I'm allowed to make fun of them for it.
Lunarvx22 9 months ago 6
@Lunarvx22 The world is beautiful, ain't it?
ninjarooper 7 months ago
You said he dident get beat up in high school for that voice
MrSirLeon 9 months ago
Look, everyone just calm down, wanna insult this guys sexual fetish? Try and tell me you don't have some weird shit you're into.
ZoomingDakota 9 months ago
@ZoomingDakota Furry
Saxonation 9 months ago 3
@Saxonation HA HA HA HA HA-no, but the fact that that was your knee jerk response just proves how much of an ignorant bigot you are.
ZoomingDakota 9 months ago
@ZoomingDakota but you want to fuck cartoon animals.
Saxonation 9 months ago
@Saxonation No, I just fucking hate idiotic prejudices; like gingers for example, it might not be that extreme, but the premise of it is ridiculous enough for it to still annoy me. Seriously, it may make me sound hypocritical: but I am NOT a furry.
ZoomingDakota 9 months ago
@Saxonation Ahhh, I see, a person can't be defending a group without being considered part of it. I'm just glad there's a piece of shit like you to put together an argument that can't possibly lose to things like reason, or logic, or common sense.
lich109 9 months ago
@lich109 You misunderstand, I'm just calling you a furry.
Saxonation 9 months ago
@Saxonation I see, no evidence necessary, great, I'm going to declare you into Vore, Guro, and a pedophile, you sick fuck. Now get off the internet.
lich109 9 months ago
@lich109 Furry is worse than all of that.
harbourlunatic23 4 months ago
@ZoomingDakota regardless of "what" wierd shit fetish people are into, it's still gonna be wierd, and someone's gonna make fun of it. I find it hilarious.
rayraygottago 9 months ago
@rayraygottago Exactly, there's no such thing as a 'normal' fetish. I'm sure Saxonation here is into some weird shit too. Although he won't admit it.
ZoomingDakota 9 months ago
@ZoomingDakota he probably a furry himself and is gettin butthurt cause people bash furries
rayraygottago 9 months ago
Ear Hurt.
meso6000 10 months ago
this video was funny, but the comments about "don't make fun of furries, they just like to fuck hairy people with dog faces" made me laugh even harder. oh internet, i love you.
AxleIsBored 10 months ago 72
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AxleIsBored 10 months ago
ITT: GRRRR WE MAD!
@TheMapDude What's the matter, cupcake?
EponymousKid 10 months ago 6
You guys are such fucking dicks
TheMapDude 10 months ago
"I like to draw and look at pictures of cartoon characters and fursonas fucking each other and posting it all over the internet! You don't understand us! We're not all like that! Stop hating me! You are Hitler!"
The furry persecution complex in a nutshell.
EdmacZ 10 months ago 7
Furry in video...
*scrolls down to comments*
... Yep, immediate arguing and flame wars. That seems about right.
ARatherDumbUsername 10 months ago 3
I love how people are making a big deal about Retsupurae making fun of a furry, seriously I'm a furry and I'm a fan of Retsupurae. I really don't care if slowbeef hates furries, I sill loved his stuff ever since I watched him guest star on an LP of Kirby Superstar in 2007.
Sure he hates furries but at least he doesn't direct it towards me, yet...
inb4 person calling me a furfag
MitchZer0II 10 months ago
Here's the tl;dr version of every single one of @empoleon9999 's comments on this video so far:
"I am butthurt because people on the internet don't accept furries for who they are. Also, thesaurus(dot)com is an awesome website."
ConvergeInChains 11 months ago
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guys this guy is my roomate. He is actually a friend of mine and this is pretty rude. Do you even know this guy? This was his first time playing the game and he was having fun. Give him a fucking break. I love how people are as immature as you guys and can't stand to watch people having fun with a game. Now I don't normally just say this cuz he's my friend. He actually is a nice guy with a good girl and great friends. I don't care if you hate this response. Just grow up...
KoolDude54321 11 months ago
@KoolDude54321 there's a difference between having fun playing a game and thinking it's something to share with the whole world. Also, he's not really your friend is he? Is he? That's what I thought unsubtle troll.
But seriously, shut up.
pointkappa 11 months ago 4
@pointkappa what would I gain from lying? The whole point of a lets play is for the game. If u seriously have a problem with his voice turn off your sound idiot. And yes he is my roomate at coffeyville community college. I can take my pic with him if you want me to prove it to you but its not worth talking to people who don't understand logic. Whatever. have fun with your stupidity.
KoolDude54321 11 months ago
@KoolDude54321 So you are suggesting that instead of watching someone interesting play this game well, I should watch your annoying roommate stumble through it with the sound off. Logic abounds.
pointkappa 11 months ago 88
@pointkappa You know what? true enough. But hey if you'd rather watch a master at this game you'd watch me.
KoolDude54321 11 months ago
@KoolDude54321 Actually, the point of a Let's Play is not the game, it's the thoughts and reactions of the player as he plays the game. If the player's not going to tell you his thoughts or react to things vocally, or if he does, fails to be funny or otherwise interesting, he shouldn't be doing a Let's Play.
sirfragalot92 11 months ago
@sirfragalot92 Thoughts and reactions to the game? well then I will stop watching LP's I like watching the game and seeing where to go and occasionally hearing a spurt of random funniness. I sometimes don't even care if they talk about the game as long as I enjoy watching it. But oh well people will like things and people won't it happens.
KoolDude54321 11 months ago
@KoolDude54321 No one gives a shit that you are his room mate, no one gives a shit that he's nice or whatever. If he puts out a bad video we will make fun of it.
if Hitler made a bad video we'd make fun of it
If Mother Theresa made a bad video we would make fun of it
We do not care about how nice someone is, and also. If this was his first time playing a game he should not LP it.
Sx2Kirby 10 months ago 3
@Sx2Kirby 2 things=this has died. the fact that you brought this back up is stupid. #2 you all r right. I shouldn't have mentioned this cuz its pointless. your right it does suck i watched it through and was like wow..it kind of is bad. Let this die i shouldn't of said anything and let's just get on with our lives.
KoolDude54321 10 months ago
@Sx2Kirby I dunno, blind LPs are pretty fun. Case in point, Kaizo hacks.
violetstarsign 10 months ago
@violetstarsign Blind LP's are good entertainment.............so are public executions.
pointkappa 10 months ago
@Sx2Kirby you give out such low blows all the time, what if you were the let's player enduring this...you call yourself retsupurae but all you do is make fun of them, if it is so easy to come up with new things to say how about you guys try it...I like the comedy but they always take it the extreme of being insulting to the art.
LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS 8 months ago
@LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS If I was the let's player I would just accept the criticism. If someone takes 5 hours to rip you a new one, then you just have to accept it, get better and try again. And shit they criticise on is obvious, like don't LP a game you suck at, don't tell us about your fetishes, make sure you're at a good FPS, don't talk about anime or video games the whole fucking time, and be legitimately funny. Oh and the whole nature of this kind of comedy is insulting someone.
Sx2Kirby 8 months ago
@Sx2Kirby so do you actually hold these things against them, or is it more like a comedy central style celebrity roast?
LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS 8 months ago
@LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS I won't personally hold it against them, I just won't watch their videos, simple as that. Hell, I don't even like watching most LPs, so I am just here for Diabetus and Slowbeef's commentary. So I guess it's more like a "celebrity roast" since once the videos done, I'm not gonna seek them out to make fun of them, I'm just gonna watch the next retsupurae.
Sx2Kirby 8 months ago
@LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS
Uhm. They made VLP's.
kyris0 6 months ago
@KoolDude54321 first time? then howd he know about the side scrolling level?
mthatguy1111 7 months ago
God I hate furries
McToatsers 11 months ago
I am going to blow everyone's mind. Are you ready?
The furries are trolls (this is obvious)
The trolls are furries (considering how easily they become worked up over a pretty stupid topic, this becomes obvious as well)
MINDFREAK!
StompySan 11 months ago
@StompySan *explodes in a shower of rainbows*
shu12321 11 months ago
@Davtwan
If I saw a furry in real life, I would pay attention to him for fear of having his 8 inch replica of a fox penis shoved up my ass.
BigJuicyx3 11 months ago 5
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empoleon9999 11 months ago
I love how every time I come back to this video, the comments are less about the video and more about a public debate.
Both sides have the most hilarious comments I have ever seen in a Youtube video. I feel like I should set up an RSS Feed here just to get a dialy dose of lulz.
Davtwan 11 months ago
@Davtwan Gee, thanks.
It's partially because people don't bother to read comments before making replies to them. I don't know how you find ignorance facetious, though.
They're essentially arguing with insults rather than logic. My comments are "hilarious" because of how seriously I'm taking this trivial issue, but the way people are debating that discrimination is justified if people like a certain form of art is egregiously galling to me.
empoleon9999 11 months ago
@empoleon9999 Well, I'm laughing at the ignorant ones because they're so bad its hilarious. It's like a campy movie in bite-size. In actuality, I'm not finding the more serious ones hilarious, just the ignorant ones from both sides.
Of course, I do see how it can be frustrating to convince someone over the internet. It's easier to be an asshole to words than to people. Sometimes, I think it would be easier if some people meet face-to-face after an internet arguement.
Davtwan 11 months ago