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  • He needs to be on sesame street.

  • FUCKING RUN YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING FURFAG! FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK!

  • Retsupurae: This guy sucks at the easiest Mario game and has an annoying voice. He can't solve simple puzzles and can't even platform correctly in a PLATFORM game, a Mario game no less. Thus, he is a horrible Let's Player. oh and btw he's a furry

    Furries: OMG WY RETSUPRAE WHY DO YOU ANTI-FURRY PREJUDICE HITLER HOLOCAUST DON'T INSULT OUR CULCHURE DAT'S MEAN AND RUDE BAAWWW CANCER I BET UR JELLOUS OF OR FURRY YEAH U JELY OFFENSIVE AGAINST CULTURE HOLOCAUST

    The comment section of this video.

  • Right, so I'm a furry, and this is that kind of person that you have to begrudgingly admit is an accurate portrayal of most of your... err... 'kind'? That said, we're not /all/ bad. Like, most of us are irredeemably horrible, but we're not all... urk. You know what, nevermind. We're all terrible and I'm sorry. 

  • @Kaldaka430 Do you suck at mario, post awful videos then make shit commentary? if the answer is yes, then this video is for you. If the answer to the previous sentence is no then get over yourself, you entitled sack of crap. :D

  • I'm pretty sure I was better than him at this game.

    When I was 5.

  • haha, good to hear diabeetus getting as pissed off as Slowbeef

  • I played through Super Mario World when I was five, tackled "Special" around nine or ten, and speed run by twelve. Clearly, my skill has everything to do with not being a furry.

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  • HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MESS UP BUTTER BRIDGE!? I UNLOCKED ALL THE STAGES AND BEAT THE GAME WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 OR 9!

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  • It amazes me how many people can't figure out how to run faster and therefore jump further in this game.

  • @ReloadPsi No joke homey. How do you fuck that up? Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE knows to hold down B (NES) or Y (SNES) to make Mario run. I play the entire game while holding down the run button.

  • @chosentonessournotes As do I. I hate moving slowly!

  • @chosentonessournotes I'm not trying to defend the person in this LP, but, to be fair, having to constantly hold a button to run in a game where there is NEVER a reason to not run is pretty stupid.

  • @321cheeseman But still, there being a run button isn't a game-making or breaking experience.

  • @Plooontey I dunno, when it results in videos with playing as bad as this, I am very tempted to say that, yes, having to hold a button to run DOES ruin the game.

  • @321cheeseman I doubt they could have foreseen someone being this bad at mario.

  • Is it me, or are 85% of Let's Plays of Super Mario World used solely to demonstrate how horrible the player is at videogames?

  • I tried (emphasis on tried) watching his newer LPs, trust me, nothing has really changed. He still has his stupid voice and he still sings horribly. Somehow he also has 2,008 subscribers, I think that is 2,008 too many.

  • @NeoJames82 I'm pretty sure all of his subscribers are himself, or mentally deranged people.

  • @NeoJames82 I think 1 is too many.

  • This guy is one of the reasons why my SMW LP had retarded RPG elements thrown in. Just giving you a heads up.

  • If they hated the voices he does in this video, then I don't even know what they would of done if they saw his co-op LPs.

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  • 4:39 LOL

  • Wait, he rage quit from Mario? Am I actually seeing that? He just ends with "fuck this" when he should have actually just cut out at least 90% of his fail and showed him actually passing it (without the annoying squeakiness of course).

  • As if furries have enough ridicule to deal with, Playtennis14 only adds fuel to the flames.

  • That voice alone makes this almost unwatchable even with the commentary

  • Until he missed the point where he had to JUMP OFF OF THE FREAKING PARATROOPA, he played as well as I do. I can't believe I just admitted that.

  • @thevisualboy37 Don't worry bro, you're not alone.

  • I bet Playtennis14 still lives at home with his mom getting everything for him.

  • At least he wan't savestating

  • I've never understood how furries always have these annoying-as-fuck qualities about them that usually have nothing to do with their fetish that make them so vilified.

    It's like God was also anti-furry and decided anyone who was destined to be furry had to also be really obnoxious.

  • @JanitorAntisocial Furries who aren't retarded aren't as noticeable, because they don't really feel inclined to tell everyone else about their weird interests.

  • @JanitorAntisocial Furry's are usually really fucked up people. Just think about it, there atracted to half anime/human fox beings. Fuck...

  • "Playtennis14 : eghsduiohfod

    Slowbeef : Oh...

    Diabetus : Shut up !

    Slowbeef : God almighty, what the hell was that bullshit ?"

    The moment when everyone got insane.

  • He used all of hes rage from Super Mario World to rape his dog.

  • Did... did this guy know you can hold A to jump higher? He rage quit his video after failing the first two simple jumps thrice. Just wow.

  • @ShadownetNN In Mario World, B jumps. :) Y dashes, X dashes too, and A spin-jumps.

  • @Plingio Ah, I see. I'll be honest with you, I never played SMW much as a kid, I mostly played the GBA version later in life, and I think A is jump on that one.

  • @ShadownetNN The best version is the Super Mario All-Stars+World cart for SNES, in case you were wondering. That game was my childhood. In it Luigi has his own sprite but controls the same as Mario so there are no disputes in 2-player mode.

  • @ShadownetNN Not to mention, just get a cape and fly the whole level, I can't believe people have problems with this game.

  • But... but... Mario World, as great as it is, is possibly the easiest game ever made, and...

  • @Plingio No way man. Them bone fishes, them bone fishes are pretty hard core.

  • Now his avatar is Fullmetal Alchemist. He is disgracing the series, and should be killed at once.

  • Saying you're a furry and not an animal fucker is like saying you only joined NAMBLA for the T-shirt.

  • What hath DeceasedCrab wrought?

  • Yes because it's always funny to assume that furry's are into bestiality and use that as a definition of a furry instead of actually asking someone who is a furry. Because God forbid you give someone a chance to defend themselves.

    Seriously, though. You guys are fucking assholes.

  • @JohnAtDawn Okay, so what you're saying is is that just because you're turn on by animals that have humanlike features, you're not into bestiality? Hate to break it to you, but no matter what, you still want to fuck in animal in some way, shape or form.

  • @chosentonessournotes No, what I'm saying is that there is not necessarily anything sexual about it, and that the idea that there is isn't correct.

  • @JohnAtDawn Uhhh, you draw scantily clad anthropomorphic animals, more often than not in flirtatious and lewd poses. Objectifying something might as well be sexually fantasizing over it.

  • @chosentonessournotes But once again, that is assuming that all anthropomorphic pictures are drawn that way, which they aren't.

  • @JohnAtDawn Okay, you show me the anthro kitsune picture where it's wearing a conservative Catholic school uniform, has 0% cleavage, shows no leg and does NOT have a seductive look on it's face, then I'll bow out.

  • @chosentonessournotes Well that's also assuming that all anthro pictures are of females, but at this point I really couldn't care, because I've made my point.

  • @JohnAtDawn It actually doesn't matter the gender, because even the males are ridiculous. But you know, keep beating around the bush and proving MY point. Pig fucker.

  • @chosentonessournotes See now your insulting me and just being an asshole. I never said I was a furry, it just pisses me off when people are wrong about this stuff, because several of my friends are, and they are definitely not into what you are talking about. Dick.

  • @JohnAtDawn Right, and I know a bunch of people who are furries too. It's a fucked up fetish and it's disgusting. They want to have sex with furry people that have animal-like features... Why do you feel the need to stick up for something you don't even believe in?

  • @chosentonessournotes Because my friends are. Devil's Advocate FTW, motherfucker.

  • @JohnAtDawn I really hate to get involved with this, but that's not even remotely what Devil's Advocate means.

  • @Kirbyoto2098 It's not? Everything I know is a lie.

  • @JohnAtDawn Your right. I have alot more respect for people who have fucked animals than fantasize about half human ones.

  • @AeroAtlas Go fuck yourself.

  • @JohnAtDawn Yeah that was a bit harsh sorry, but my opinion remains the same. Nothing against you personally. Ive never met you loll

  • Hey there's nothing wrong with furries, well except for the fact that they're butt hurt, have strange fetishes, have disgusting porn, get dramatic over everything, get dramatic over drama, be very annoying, be allegedly into bestiality, but at least they're... actually I don't know if there's anything good about them, fuck the fandom.

  • I don't care if the guy's a furry, he sucks ass at Super Mario World.

  • The problem with the internet is these people are encouraged by other similar people to make stupid voices and other bizarre things and thus feel normal rather than being ostracized rightfully by society.

  • Buffoonery

  • I just watched this video again, and actually payed attention to the original commentary. Swear to god, I almost slapped my monitor.

  • Furries are not sick. They're well adjusted individuals that enjoy screwing animals. It's not kink, it's a way of life.

  • @Daclunator I'm a furry and I think you're stupid. Stupid.

  • @Goldbloodeddragon That's cause i'm fucking with you, dude. XD

  • So does he not know that you can run in this game?

  • @EtCeterad Glad I'm not the only one cringing at that

  • im a 234 lives idiot yay for me huh?

  • I ain't excusing this horrible LPer, not by any means, but I really do not understand why you have to hold a button to run in Mario games.

    Seriously, there is almost NEVER a reason to NOT be running in ANY of the games. You should have to hold a button to walk for the rare moments when it is useful.

  • I thought the point of this channel was to put people on blast for making strange/stupid/sucky let's plays, and not their sexual orientation. He does suck, though.

  • @evilkirby4 Furry isn't a sexual orientation any more than it is an ethnic group.

  • @EponymousKid Yeah, you've got a good point there. Still, if they're gonna make fun of him for being a furry, at least makes jokes that apply to furries, and not beastiasts, hmm?

  • @evilkirby4 Why? They both want to fuck animals, it's just that one group is more likely to go through with it while the other is more likely to draw horrible "art" and put it on deviantArt.

  • @Kirbysuperstar Sweetie Belle's squishy marshmallow pony butthole.

  • @EponymousKid *cough* BULLSHIT *cough*

  • This video isn't funny, though that isn't a criticism of retsupurae. The original vid didn't give them anything to mock; it just gave them stuff to seriously, intensely criticise. Such a terrible LPer. He/she/it sucks at the game, his/her/its commentary & voice suck, and he/she/it has serious personal issues.

  • "BUBBLESBUBBLESBUBBLES ...Come on, thwomp...thwomp...thwooooomp..­." great commentary, this is exactly what I needed to influence me to play a Mario game. I was on the fence about the whole thing before this.

  • I could not beat Butter Bridge.

  • Lmao, lessons from BillyMC XD

  • I think this is the first time I heard Diabeetus get as pissed off as Slowbeef.

  • @Archonus Megaman Part 31, during the phone call with Bo Spider, he gets about as angry. :)

  • It boggles my mind how bad he is at this game. I had trouble figuring out the platforms and what I was supposed to do with them when I was SIX. SIX YEARS OLD. And I FIGURED IT OUT.

    Also furries don't pretend to fuck animals. They pretend to fuck animal-human hybrids which are most likely the fantasy result of humans and animals fucking.

  • He channeled Professor Frink at 3:58/

  • Someone retsupuraed this video, you guys should retsupurae that video.

  • @meckrisa whats the video called?

  • @JDO3L 'A Plea To Retsupurae - Just stop.'

  • @meckrisa thank you.

    

  • This was funny and all, but do you guys even know how much you offended this guy?

  • @RandomGameCritic

    So in your opinion his video was great, very well done, played and commentaded, am i right?

    Slowbeef and DIabetus are completelly wrong in everhting the say, playtennis14 is indeed and excelent letsplayer! Even better then ProtonJonSA right?

  • According to the internet, suddenly furry 100% means "likes to fuck dogs". Yeah, a lot of furries do draw questionable pictures with humanoid animals, but otherwise, it's just kind of a... thing. An interest. Like cartoon animals, basically. Nintendo made Star Fox, does that mean it (and Rare and Namco) likes to fuck foxes and rabbits?

  • @OneWithTheNight Adding onto that, I've also seen dozens of people who will draw aforementioned questionable pictures, but they claim that they're absolutely not a furry. So either this strange fetish does extend outside of furrydom, or they're just really horrible liars.

  • @OneWithTheNight Ahem...

    Slowbeef and Diabetus comes from Something Awful, which is run by Lowtax, who is known for goon rushing furries. (almost) Everyone who is a member of Something Awful is a goon, who pretty much works for and with Lowtax.

    I could be wrong though, since I'm not a member of SA.

  • @OneWithTheNight no, but that doesn't mean its furry. It's anthro, furries are the ones who're into that obsessively.

  • I love how nobody in the comments is capable of posting an intelligent comment(except for CasualVideoGamer).

  • @Cheetah1251 Including you apparently. I'd hate to see your standards on a brilliant comment if this is sub-par.

  • @lich109

    What are you talking about.

  • @superblueyoshi1 Eh hem. Go to google, search "Let's Play Archive", press CTRL+F, type Slowbeef and find one of his LPs. They are a hell of a lot better than this crap. I want an apology for you, it's insulting to compare people as great as Slowbeef and Diabetus to the filth that is playtennis14.

  • I wish PlayTennis14's response video was still up, it was even funnier.

    "THERE I BEAT THE FUCKING LEVEL"

  • Looking back at the comments a little, I read something rather suprising: this idiot is in community college. More than I would expect.

  • @MrCharizard36 That's the whole point of Retsupurae.

  • When one mushroom goes down, the other goes up? Oh boy, this is tricky!

  • A look into the life of an average furfag

  • Hi there, furry here.

    Just letting you know that even I think that a pink lion of the opposite gender to yourself is a really fucking dumb fursona.

    I mean mine is a purple cat but I'm not dumb enough to post that on yout- shit

  • @invertin The guy there reveiwing in this vedio?

  • This kid sounds like a moronic asshole. The high pitched voice, singing, and the, "La la la la la," on Cheese Bridge makes me want to slap the shit out of him. The extreme suckage at Super Mario World doesn't even make me want to break his nose as badly as his voice.

  • @keitsukenx

    You took the words out of my mouth.

  • Palette cleanser: Billymc

  • how do you fail that bad at mario WORLD.And upload it to youtube.

  • wait is this person redyoshi

  • @THEJJISOM This is one of the guys that does CO-OP Let's plays with him.

  • @mindscapejem oh ok it just sounded like him

  • People don't hate furries because of their fetish. Many people out here have weirder and crazier fetishes. Here's the thing though. They don't thrust their fetish out there as something normal like Furries do.

    The furry community have such big egos that their **** don't stink and get offended when people make fun of them. The fact that they compare their ridicule to the likes of the Holocaust proves just how stupid and hateable they are.

  • Does this guy know about the run button?

  • He's one of those Mario players that forgets there's a button to run. I hate them.

  • The great thing about freedom is that people are allowed to have fucked up animal fetishes, and I'm allowed to make fun of them for it.

  • @Lunarvx22 The world is beautiful, ain't it?

  • You said he dident get beat up in high school for that voice

  • Look, everyone just calm down, wanna insult this guys sexual fetish? Try and tell me you don't have some weird shit you're into.

  • @ZoomingDakota Furry

  • @Saxonation HA HA HA HA HA-no, but the fact that that was your knee jerk response just proves how much of an ignorant bigot you are.

  • @ZoomingDakota but you want to fuck cartoon animals.

  • @Saxonation No, I just fucking hate idiotic prejudices; like gingers for example, it might not be that extreme, but the premise of it is ridiculous enough for it to still annoy me. Seriously, it may make me sound hypocritical: but I am NOT a furry.

  • @Saxonation Ahhh, I see, a person can't be defending a group without being considered part of it. I'm just glad there's a piece of shit like you to put together an argument that can't possibly lose to things like reason, or logic, or common sense.

  • @lich109 You misunderstand, I'm just calling you a furry. 

  • @Saxonation I see, no evidence necessary, great, I'm going to declare you into Vore, Guro, and a pedophile, you sick fuck. Now get off the internet.

  • @lich109 Furry is worse than all of that.

  • @ZoomingDakota regardless of "what" wierd shit fetish people are into, it's still gonna be wierd, and someone's gonna make fun of it. I find it hilarious.

  • @rayraygottago Exactly, there's no such thing as a 'normal' fetish. I'm sure Saxonation here is into some weird shit too. Although he won't admit it.

  • @ZoomingDakota he probably a furry himself and is gettin butthurt cause people bash furries

  • Ear Hurt.

  • this video was funny, but the comments about "don't make fun of furries, they just like to fuck hairy people with dog faces" made me laugh even harder. oh internet, i love you.

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  • ITT: GRRRR WE MAD!

    @TheMapDude What's the matter, cupcake?

  • You guys are such fucking dicks

  • "I like to draw and look at pictures of cartoon characters and fursonas fucking each other and posting it all over the internet! You don't understand us! We're not all like that! Stop hating me! You are Hitler!"

    The furry persecution complex in a nutshell.

  • Furry in video...

    *scrolls down to comments*

    ... Yep, immediate arguing and flame wars. That seems about right.

  • I love how people are making a big deal about Retsupurae making fun of a furry, seriously I'm a furry and I'm a fan of Retsupurae. I really don't care if slowbeef hates furries, I sill loved his stuff ever since I watched him guest star on an LP of Kirby Superstar in 2007.

    Sure he hates furries but at least he doesn't direct it towards me, yet...

    inb4 person calling me a furfag

  • Here's the tl;dr version of every single one of @empoleon9999 's comments on this video so far:

    "I am butthurt because people on the internet don't accept furries for who they are. Also, thesaurus(dot)com is an awesome website."

  • @KoolDude54321 there's a difference between having fun playing a game and thinking it's something to share with the whole world. Also, he's not really your friend is he? Is he? That's what I thought unsubtle troll.

    But seriously, shut up.

  • @pointkappa what would I gain from lying? The whole point of a lets play is for the game. If u seriously have a problem with his voice turn off your sound idiot. And yes he is my roomate at coffeyville community college. I can take my pic with him if you want me to prove it to you but its not worth talking to people who don't understand logic. Whatever. have fun with your stupidity.

  • @KoolDude54321 So you are suggesting that instead of watching someone interesting play this game well, I should watch your annoying roommate stumble through it with the sound off. Logic abounds.

  • @pointkappa You know what? true enough. But hey if you'd rather watch a master at this game you'd watch me.

  • @KoolDude54321 Actually, the point of a Let's Play is not the game, it's the thoughts and reactions of the player as he plays the game. If the player's not going to tell you his thoughts or react to things vocally, or if he does, fails to be funny or otherwise interesting, he shouldn't be doing a Let's Play.

  • @sirfragalot92 Thoughts and reactions to the game? well then I will stop watching LP's I like watching the game and seeing where to go and occasionally hearing a spurt of random funniness. I sometimes don't even care if they talk about the game as long as I enjoy watching it. But oh well people will like things and people won't it happens.

  • @KoolDude54321 No one gives a shit that you are his room mate, no one gives a shit that he's nice or whatever. If he puts out a bad video we will make fun of it.

    if Hitler made a bad video we'd make fun of it

    If Mother Theresa made a bad video we would make fun of it

    We do not care about how nice someone is, and also. If this was his first time playing a game he should not LP it.

  • @Sx2Kirby 2 things=this has died. the fact that you brought this back up is stupid. #2 you all r right. I shouldn't have mentioned this cuz its pointless. your right it does suck i watched it through and was like wow..it kind of is bad. Let this die i shouldn't of said anything and let's just get on with our lives.

  • @Sx2Kirby I dunno, blind LPs are pretty fun. Case in point, Kaizo hacks.

  • @violetstarsign Blind LP's are good entertainment.............so are public executions.

  • @Sx2Kirby you give out such low blows all the time, what if you were the let's player enduring this...you call yourself retsupurae but all you do is make fun of them, if it is so easy to come up with new things to say how about you guys try it...I like the comedy but they always take it the extreme of being insulting to the art.

  • @LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS If I was the let's player I would just accept the criticism. If someone takes 5 hours to rip you a new one, then you just have to accept it, get better and try again. And shit they criticise on is obvious, like don't LP a game you suck at, don't tell us about your fetishes, make sure you're at a good FPS, don't talk about anime or video games the whole fucking time, and be legitimately funny. Oh and the whole nature of this kind of comedy is insulting someone.

  • @Sx2Kirby so do you actually hold these things against them, or is it more like a comedy central style celebrity roast?

  • @LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS I won't personally hold it against them, I just won't watch their videos, simple as that. Hell, I don't even like watching most LPs, so I am just here for Diabetus and Slowbeef's commentary. So I guess it's more like a "celebrity roast" since once the videos done, I'm not gonna seek them out to make fun of them, I'm just gonna watch the next retsupurae.

  • @LACOBUSBREFORMARIUS

    Uhm. They made VLP's.

  • @KoolDude54321 first time? then howd he know about the side scrolling level?

  • God I hate furries

  • I am going to blow everyone's mind. Are you ready?

    The furries are trolls (this is obvious)

    The trolls are furries (considering how easily they become worked up over a pretty stupid topic, this becomes obvious as well)

    MINDFREAK!

  • @StompySan *explodes in a shower of rainbows*

  • @Davtwan

    If I saw a furry in real life, I would pay attention to him for fear of having his 8 inch replica of a fox penis shoved up my ass.

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  • I love how every time I come back to this video, the comments are less about the video and more about a public debate.

    Both sides have the most hilarious comments I have ever seen in a Youtube video. I feel like I should set up an RSS Feed here just to get a dialy dose of lulz.

  • @Davtwan Gee, thanks.

    It's partially because people don't bother to read comments before making replies to them. I don't know how you find ignorance facetious, though.

    They're essentially arguing with insults rather than logic. My comments are "hilarious" because of how seriously I'm taking this trivial issue, but the way people are debating that discrimination is justified if people like a certain form of art is egregiously galling to me.

  • @empoleon9999 Well, I'm laughing at the ignorant ones because they're so bad its hilarious. It's like a campy movie in bite-size. In actuality, I'm not finding the more serious ones hilarious, just the ignorant ones from both sides.

    Of course, I do see how it can be frustrating to convince someone over the internet. It's easier to be an asshole to words than to people. Sometimes, I think it would be easier if some people meet face-to-face after an internet arguement.