Diary of a bad man 2

[NabaAndAishaMusic]

Iv got the same phne

[JarradScaifeOFFICIAL]

funny shit

[GouldNicole]

your amazing!

[pbunger]

yeah kutti u kinda buff uno.. put u're number on ma fone no long ting LMAO!!!

[scooterguy899]

yeh darth vader, oh sorry ahmed ahah

[TheSarmadhasan]

@scooterguy899 its ami, not ahmed.

jeeeeeez.

[happystar38]

@TheSarmadhasan actually its neither, look at diary of a badman 6 rap battle and you'll see its ameh

[Gansherx]

@scooterguy899 hearing aid mate

[NishatTasnima]

Ooo He says "Abu" That's wat i say :P

[famee340]

im 10 and so r sum of mi friends and theez vids r all they talk about! is it true that fruitella is a badman sweet?

[BadmanROX]

its diary of a badman 9 i think



[BadmanROX]

he thinks hes too sexy

[MrToasty901]

wats the diary of a badman one when he said he's is going to his uncles house in bradford?

[xxxMostEnviedGurlxxx]

Shall I tell you guys what I love the most about hes videos? He says realistic quote at the end,

[Truble1995]

What kinda black power ranger mum would wedgie her own son??

[pebbypuppy]

3:19

[mulaz121]

why does this world have to be filled with haters

[Sdroxawesome]

Try Arab Driving School

More funny

[reyhaasan]

thumbs up if you still dont know what no long ting means

[repohomies]

love ittttttt

[AngelMahi123]

Still my fav. one =D.

[MyLockerz123]

I love the speech he gives at the end!

[toontownloony]

Dhaal i gross

[dan3p99]

Humza uploaded this vid one day after my bday

lol :)

[MKANEWCASTLE787]

DÀAAAAAAAL

[MinecraftTactics1]

303 people r mentally wrong

[ali270899]

yoo bladd, ur a prick, noo long ting innit!!

[Undisputed4776]

check my channel for latest movies

[123asim123]

Omg 2,886,666

[TheSayem123]

303 People Dont Like Daal :(

[XKeEpGoInGX]

Love Daaaaalll.....

[THEEXOTICPARROTS]

Hi every body can you please watch my videos at theexoticparrots please and get me views

[ahmed998921]

Loool

[ahmed998921]

yo cool

[koy112]

yo yo u so coll brav

[fizzyfizable]

music at 9:20 is sad

[m45t4t33]

thumbs up if ur watching this over and over again until doabm 10 season 2 coms out

[wastemannoob1]

loooooooooooooooooooool

[JimmyDontSmoke]

he has a nice Mazda tho 

[arifh5678]

man i swear this is going on my site arifsislam.webs.com



[flashscopezxX]

@arifh5678 no 1 cares

[waqas12345678901]

6.55

at that time i swear thats kind of gay

[TerranCmdr]

Is he attempting to speak English?

[Mahi123455]

bruv why do you always change you background on your IMac in Every Episode?

[MyMegan121]

me :mom can i kill 301 people.

mom: why?

me: cuz they disliked diary of a bad man 2!!!

mom: get the gun.

[bubblegummillions]

so emotional at the end feel real bad bout the religious guy :(

[youwontaslap]

watching all the parts all over again because i missed diary of a badman 9:P

[saronx100]

Jokes!!!!!!



[TheSayem123]

Wow just WoW O.O

[Ms200022]

Lets get straight to the point yeah!

Why am i so good looking blad?

Its not fair.... on other people blad!

(Starts to cry in slow motion then stops)

[zmentrill]

LOOOOOL WEGEY



[786kiji]

DAAAAAAAAAAAL

[pebbypuppy]

nintendo willy :D

[MonicaAngela808]

I cant stop laughin at this :D

[Superpandabear5]

🍵 i have Ben eating this for 4 days

[selgomelver]

hilarious love you badman

[xlilmissshortyx]

Jokkeess;Getting boxedd by girlss;'i aint gunna make it bait' I SEE THEEEM' :'))))!;impression of ur daad:D!:LLLLL

[Dipita14]

Anyone else realize when Humza started telling that shoe story the sun started rising? o.o

[cameroid121]

BANGED BY GIRLZ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[COMEDYByteSOfficial]

boy dis guy got swag but man u aint gettin an iphone wid ur mum givin u beatins and wedgies evrytime u ask R.I.P Humza peace out fam :) LooooooL

[badman78642]

i like all the lessons in the end and wen he duz the finger gunz

[badman78642]

that was jokes wen he says naan! with a candle innit

[ShahbaLInc]

what song is he singign before he enters the bearead man's house

[ilovemymakeup202]

naan! with a frickin candle in it!

lol

u rockkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!

[ThatOneMuslimaah]

@infamousskill999 the Natt is farshy ul Turab :)

[SuperSleepingdevil]

his got an Imac sell that

[mahinproduction]

bad man your right about everything we should appreciate our life so remember always see ow lucky you are.

[ehssen1]

orange wednesay thing true tooooooo

[THEPINKPUNKTT]

@ehssen1 i have a bb and im with virgin but ive connected with orange on Wednesday

[ehssen1]

Nintendo willy LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[bubblegummillions]

@ehssen1 LOL

[majfirered]

I MEANT 06:38

[majfirered]

ST JOSEPH KID

06:44

[DontJudgeBlad]

@majfirered Is that some sort of private school?

[Theboss4103]

thumbs up if ur watching this in 2012!

[missylove57]

@Theboss4103 

[ototanase12345]

@Theboss4103 why would u ask this stupid question? man

[randomz595]

@Theboss4103 no im watching in 1843...

[ehssen1]

the first few parts are the funniest 1-5 then it goes a bit more serious

[SeXiLeXiLooL19]

I Live There!!!! :D

[bubblegummillions]

oh my dais, the part with the "x box" its wuz bair funny bladrinz! THUMBS UP I U AGREE!

[iXavierTV]

@bubblegummillions chav

[MrSLIMslow6mile]

Thumbs up for the white person in the background at 1:27

[bubblegummillions]

@MrSLIMslow6mile LOL

[princess43401]

Wat is dat Naat / nasheed which was playing on the part were hamza walks out of the imams house? It sounds really nice

[Viper7399]

9.39 the guy got no tv or computer and then u see he has bmw car

[infamouskill999]

what is the natt at 9:20

[Mustafa081298]

.....very important message at the end

[CastoreAprile]

What a beautiful message in the end. All praise due to the almighty. 

[CastoreAprile]

03.03 fat boy help lol?

[AsianNinja44]

Mcorleone ways ur problem he's not doing wrong. He's teaching u a lesson and it's wrong to wish someone harm

[PIEsniper959]

:)

[MultiBwade]

great vids

[jhthghbtr]

i agree with paki15010

[IceColdFever3520]

I SEE DOES GURRIA...hahaha 1:48

[MrAnis7861]

@IceColdFever3520

[ROMSTER28]

Your mum

[ROMSTER28]

Why are you a hypocrite.

[DUBstepRuleZ11]

Lol your so broke but you can afford an iMac

[2001candyland]

This is a funny and epic show

[Lukkyadil]

Thumbs up for the huka in the back 4:51

[megaEdward7200]

in the quran where does it say you can make fun of the beard in the quran where does it say a muslim woman can rap with a group of boys in the quran where does it say you can make fun of the hijab "batman" "darthvader" where does it say you can let a muslim woman ride in a big jeep listening to devil music as a true muslim you would do somthing about this i cant believe i took you as a role model until i saw a video about you have even done more bad stuff that ive said now overlook your errors

[mo389]

@megaEdward7200

milkshaykh01?

[Amadeus190890]

@megaEdward7200 :

The whole point of the Badman sketch is to depict the average mind of the gangsta culture British Muslim of Asian descent! The show is not making fun of hijab and niqab but the character is, as it is depicting the mindset.

With regards to music, there are varying opinions even among the salaf and I do not think it is fair that you enforce just one opinion and place judgment on Humza.

[sofiayuna]

@megaEdward7200 What the hell? This series is all in good fun. You can tell from various other videos that Humza is a very nice and decent young man, that is the impression he gives. Really, just have a sense of humour.

[wwegamesification]

@megaEdward7200 its just comedy its not real

[fedoramonkey8]

This guy is a legend, too many muslims are afraid of having a bit of fun

[hiphopismydrug1]

@fedoramonkey8 hes funny but not original. he completely coped the bhangra muffins from goodness gracious me

[Amadeus190890]

@hiphopismydrug1

Goodness Gracious Me is the King of British Asian comedy. You can't say he copied the Bhangra Muffins but inspired is a better word in my humble opinion

[hiphopismydrug1]

@Amadeus190890 nono, there is a difference between inspiration and copying. he copied the hat, the voice and the entire mannerisms

[Amadeus190890]

@hiphopismydrug1 : The mannerisms are from 'gangsta culture' among British Asians anyway. He came up with his own nomenclatures and styles.

[xzshotz74]

Did anyone else notice the camera in the background?

[xkkanex]

thumbs up if you know what park this was filmed in (y)

[Iphone3gzankhan]

it waz wiked btw



[Iphone3gzankhan]

uz lot r rude i wish if u say bad tingz to him that inshallah goz ta u

[TheRipplets]

How do people find this funny, he puts down he's religion, culture, parents and ppl find that funny. May Allah guide u all.

[truthiz]

Go 2my uploads 4righteous bars

[ThatHijabi1998]

Whats the point of making all this bad-dua'a?

@COMMENTS BELOW

Rather make dua'a for his guidance

[mcorleone03]

Talk shit like that about muslims in your country and they will slaughter you..but in the UK you feel safe with the rest of the kafirs right?Come to your senses men ..Nobody will take you serious you lost man but you can be found!!

[mcorleone03]

I hope Allah will punish you badly inshallah.....!!

[MrJordan215]

he's aloud to say pakys :( wish i was but am white

[protec12341]

but he has a fricking car!!!

[MrAjdoublea]

watched last Diary of a Badman (number 10) and now watching the rest all over again

[TheHater54321]

.;;'.

[Gulliedoutbigup]

YEAH! DARTH VADER!

[MyAnastasia18100]

this is rocking man

[Lightstriker117]

lol, at 3:46 i thought he was stickin his middle finger up

[Hbybllw]

7:17

[Hbybllw]

? 7:14 ur fone is in ur hand

[adnaansiddiqi]

@Hbybllw u get me

[lauren12345475]

@Hbybllw Maybe its his dads or mums loooooool

[iiSTRIKERzz]

@Hbybllw no its not?

[famalamimhard]

Dude you are so wrong!!

[TheMessiahOfGaming1]

mrthao1995 man you are so wrong look at the talent from Ali Khan,Dexter and that agent in number 9 now that is what you call talent

[1DLOVA]

bro i aint cummin outside, its bare tandah........<<<<luv dis bit

[jamy5555]

0.27 what is the ting?

[grimelately]

salaam alaykum humza. i like the way you put out there, comedy first, but at the end you put a meaning to the video. nuff respect ahki.

[madkiller28]

Step 1 - press the CC button

Step 2 - Go on transcribe audio

Step 3 - Read and laugh XD

Step 4 - Thumbs me up

Step 5 - ???? there is no step 5

[TheJonom12]

the girls in this video are crap actors!!!

[TheGreenHornet97]

DIS FRIDAY BAD MAN 10

[nabil9851]

diary bad man 10 27 january !

[abidreh]

he's makin fun of the religeon

[henrysyafiee]

let me get srait to the pint yaaa

[BreezieeK]

He can't even afford a stick.

[kimia1231]

r u farsi?

[missshimsss]

Love it ur so funny humza

[theresa15273011]

ONE TIME JUSTIN BIEBER loooool. thats not my ringtone ahh it was my dad. thumbs up if you agrreee humza is hillarious

[Xmecc123]

What kind of BLACK asian parents wedgie there own son?!

[JasperVansLover]

6:49 - 6:56 HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[TheLegacyOfK41Z3R]

She is like bare short compared to him

[HabboHaribos]

Can I play with your nintendo willy? :)

[1rekles1]

1:40

omar:dont make it bait...

humza: OH YH I SEE BLUD I SEE THEM

omar: i said dont make it bait

humza: na that wasnt bait

LMFAO!!!!!

[TipsyboyStar72]

Endin is deep styl..

[WEALLGOTTALENT]

thumbs up i you watch all the parts over and over again

[UnknownDJZONE]

am i the only one who thinks he looks like a brown ice cube at the end of the video when he walks up??? :D :D!@!$@$!

[MrSLIMslow6mile]

thumbs up for white person with dog in background at 1:27 :)

[mehmood0]

@MrSLIMslow6mile thats only pakis

[ckMC13410]

Yh Dark Vader!... I mean amir, aha my punjabis kinda rubbish today..

LOOL :D

[Mr123psp]

nintendo willy

[1Ddubz]

yeah you go play with the flowers or somethin

gosh he's such a jokerr

[kungfu213657]

what up with the binni

[youngummah11]

What´s the name of the nasheed in the end of the video?

[abdulazeemsaeed]

@youngummah11 Meshary Alarada - Farshy AlTurab Islamic Nasheed

[youngummah11]

@abdulazeemsaeed Jazakhallah kair!

[Violet3107]

@mrthao1995 Thats what I thought

[mrthao1995]

why is it apart from 'badman' they're all shit actors?

[MrSLIMslow6mile]

@mrthao1995 dont diss were are your vids

[UzairTheTuber]

@mrthao1995 yea cause this video was made in Hollywood, gotta love the unbelievable dumbass shit I read on youtube lol, if you were gonna make a sketch video, would you pay £2000 to hire some professional actors?