Mock the Week Preview - Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Flatmate - Series 7 - BBC Two

[KlayyJayy]

My "Yogurt"!! LOL

[TheJkghfg]

" Thats my milk in the fridge, i squeeze out of my tits with a vice " ROFL

[MPH84]

Lucy Porter is seriously pumpable don't you think?

[knowthetruth2]

@MPH84 yes :3

[dahorn100011]

never seen so many likes on a comment

[XxxXxDeAnOxXxxX]

Jay's dad from The Inbetweeners at 0:49 :D

[SteoMurraay10]

@XxxXxDeAnOxXxxX No ...hes the headmaster in their school

[theproxsniper]

@SteoMurraay10 No, hes the head of the 6th form, your both stupid...

[Carus92]

@theproxsniper you're*

[Finkie147]

@XxxXxDeAnOxXxxX No, his principal. DERP!

[enyaw86]

she can spy on me anytime

[XDThefunnyguy]

lol greg is soooo tall the mic just got to his stomac

[mizzapplecake]

i wish russell howard was still on mock the week <3

hes so amazing

[zekeboy24]

The incredibly sad moment when you realise you've watched all the Mock The Week videos.

[martinmerrywinkle]

@zekeboy24 there are more 'scenes' vids, but they are titled differently so hard to find

[funkyfranx]

I don't get the 'G. Had' joke. Can anyone explain please?

[ihaveoneofthose]

@funkyfranx It's a play on words to the word "jihad" which means religious war (against non-Muslims)

[PrimordiumAlphaOE]

@ihaveoneofthose it means struggle.

[ParliamentPars]

@funkyfranx Jihad* Muslim name, making a Muslim extremist joke.

[ellenkingsley]

I love Russell Howard

[seddiefan65176]

The last joke though AHAHAHAHAHA.

[PanicFail11]

*swings cat* MMMMEEEEOOOOOWWWW

[TheNikkiSaurous]

Someone I met on chatroulette showed me this. XD Gotta love the uks humor

[Reapzehz]

1:44 i love how hugh makes the joke about the hoover and the camera then looks at the only woman there

[reallovesearchers]

@Reapzehz haha i was waiting for someone to say that!

[benlroberts2]

lol at the electricity bill one

[TheRisenDragon]

I love frankies really strong scot accent. its uber-sexy

[Nibton2]

0:47 the camera pans back down for Russel hahaha

[DannieShaw1990]

I adore how the mic is set just right for Lucy... and it doesn't get close to "Mr. Gilberts" belly button XD

[paradise997]

Mr Gilbert !!!

[footyfriends2000]

Russe

[DaPsychoSausage]

frankie = frikin genius!!!

[SweCats]

The size difference between the chick and that giant bloke. Holy shit!

[TheBazman111]

I like how much of a gentleman russle is for letting in lucy porter in.

[MrJuppys]

@TheBazman111 i think the idea is that none of them want to go after a genius joke cos they'd have a lot to live up to, whereas it woulda been much easier to go after lucy went cos it was just an average joke.. but thats just me :)

[thelostpiranha]

@TheBazman111 He was hoping she'd return the favour backstage.

[FarTooHairy]

@TheBazman111 Pity she was so shit

[WarPig395]

just 1 more mock the week vid...

[Yertz1]

@WarPig395 One does not simply..

[Jameswaterslive]

@WarPig395 Wants to rate comment - number of ratings too awesome...

[RustlessPotato]

@1:38  Andy's getting jiggy with it :p

[sh1tonwba]

thank god andy parsons didnt say one i stop laughing when he speaks

[Jawseymeister]

Russell's impression of a twirling cat isn't too shabby at all :p

[Ident1ty08]

the diary one is fucking hilarious

[LoveSeungYeon]

Wow it amazes me how stupid you are... You mean 'Do I really need to explain the MEANING'. Seems like you have an inferior complex possibly stemming from a lack of primary education? I pity you.

[DaveSimonH]

Every other joke from Frankie, the show was great back then

[thenick20078]

Is it a Mr G Or a Mr Jihad had Called?

[TheJesterBase]

@thenick20078 Mr Jihad called...

[KeithyyHD]

If a video has Frankie Boyle as the thumbnail - you know it's gonna be good.

[FalconsPOWN2]

"If you don't think I'm a nosy bastard, why did you write that in your diary?"

[LoveSeungYeon]

The woman is so not funny

[Ellis01234567890]

@LoveSeungYeon By choosing to put the word "so" into that sentence where it is clear to everyone that it is NOT needed is proof that you are an idiot.

I'm like so totally serious!

[LoveSeungYeon]

@Ellis01234567890 I guess that everyone is you and your imaginary friends. I pity you

[Ellis01234567890]

@LoveSeungYeon Do I really need to explain the mean of the word "Everyone" to you? You have access to the internet so just Google it and stop bothering your superiors.

P.S Google the word "Superiors" if you are also having trouble with that.

[TheToffoletti]

Meow.

[GUNNING4RESSIST]

watch it on 1/2 speed

[zNniuQDesigns]

that hoover is powerful..........cleaned the carpet really easy

[Chemeleon86]

1:32 "i don't see why I should pay for half the "what?""....

[pityfulpyro]

@Chemeleon86 loo rolls

[Chemeleon86]

@pityfulpyro ty

[eoin826]

Watch this on times two speed.

lol!

[HolyWhisp]

The female comedian on there is fantastic. I would go through her like a train.

[triggersprollie]

frankie boyle is always,hands down,the funniest imo

[black39gold]

Frankie always has to set the tone xD

[jakeytaylor]

@beaver489 that's disgusting and sexist don't say things like that

[fromgst]

@jakeytaylor He's got a point women comedians on this show really aren't funny generally.

[michellerandazzo]

@fromgst That's not because they're women, it's because they just aren't funny.

[fromgst]

@michellerandazzo I know. That's pretty much what I said.

[Beaver489]

@jakeytaylor True though, there's always awkward laughs from the audience and none of the comedians laugh :L

[gas6460]

I love how at 0:40 the camera pans up expecting the big guy to walk on.

[Beaver489]

I hate women on this show! They ruin everything!

[ChristianCageCarisma]

I don't get the Mr G Had joke??? any1 know what it means

[CJR33D]

@ChristianCageCarisma jihad, a terrorist joke, meaning one of them is a secretly terrorist

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

@ChristianCageCarisma Jihad. Google it.

[ChristianCageCarisma]

"I'd give it 10 minutes in the toilet if I were you THAT ONE COULD TALK!!!" LOL

[gameguy20100]

ok dude stop using my razor on your fun zone

[guitarstarforever12]

the girls an shite

[ameenuk2000]

I think this is the best clip ever of this show. Isn't

[KingCarrot500]

Oh a mister Jihad called, He says it's time. xD

[22bencarter]

the jokes people make up in comments in here are so fucking shite.

[xDomchax]

:D:D

[waspdundalk]

frankie rules this show. English people aren't funny.

[TerrorToBehold]

@waspdundalk Bullshit! Frankie Boyle is a legendary comedian, but some English comedians can be just as funny to!

[ellenmelon771]

@waspdundalk Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Just go and create yet ANOTHER statement that will lead to a debate in the comments and piss everyone off, why don't you?

[waspdundalk]

@ellenmelon771 Think i hit a nerve there. Cos u engish think u have the best sense of humour in the world, when really youse are all descendants of germans.

[ellenmelon771]

@waspdundalk Look, I was trying to stop a debate from happening, not start one. Don't go watching a video with british comedy in it, then start on it. Also, we're not all decended from Germans, you muppet; only the Royal Family are German, and we're not all descended from them. Check your facts before you start a debate with me, matey. End of.

[waspdundalk]

@ellenmelon771 English people are Anglo Saxon. Anglo Saxons were Germanic tribes. That makes you German u fucking idiot.

Look it up!!

[ellenmelon771]

@waspdundalk Actually, I happen to be Scandinavian, because the ginger gene runs in my family, along with the blue eyes gene. Anyway, who are you to comment on who I'm descended from? Who cares if I am actually related to Germans? At least they can actually make cars that run properly, UNLIKE American cars, which are crap. Now leave me ALONE, you narrow-minded, confrontational, disrespectful plank!

[mattyCox2]

@waspdundalk But you lot came from England to America only a few centuries ago. So you are no different.

[ale4165]

Recreating jokes on comments is dumb as shit, we ain't deaf

[PehelleHemm]

@ale4165 but some of us are foreigners who would appreciate subtitles (especially with Frankie Boyle's accent)

[jert4lyfff]

I dont gets Hew's joke at 1:22

explanation, anyone?

[PropheticLassie]

@jert4lyfff My take is he's acting schizophrenic (multiple/dual personalitie's).

[animequeen20012003]

@jert4lyfff His roomamte is a suicide bomber and when Hugh said Mr. G. Had called, he says it's time, he misheard the name as it's actually Jihad, as in it's time to do your duty in the name of Allah (God).

[YTFun10]

@jert4lyfff Mr. G is God and he's saying "it's time" for you to die lol

[easypeesylemonsquezy]

@YTFun10 No, he means "Jihad", as in like a terrorist sense. "It's time" refers to blowing himself up.

[clumsyone92]

"There's one way to find out who ate my "yogurt". An AIDS test."

lmao

[CarMad97ci]

Last joke, I am frickin dying here!! LMAO

[gameguy20100]

mate your wife called

[xxlethalpinguxx]

@gameguy20100 

[Trunksforyou]

This is where I write one of the jokes completely ruining it for anybody who wants to actually watch this video

MEGALOLZ

[amonlycommentin]

:3 Russel Howard is a gentleman - encouraging her to have a go before he did.

1:03

[emzlouise13]

@amonlycommentin I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM;D

[amonlycommentin]

@emzlouise13 LOL SAME :D

[welshgirlism]

@amonlycommentin aww, I didn't notice that! that's so sweet! i'm glad that being a celeb hasn't made him a snob, he seems like a genuinnly nice guy even when he's not performing doesn't he?

[amonlycommentin]

@welshgirlism yup.............. which is why i have a schoolgirl COUGHAHEMcrushCOUGH on him >>

[antibling]

@amonlycommentin Funny joke to follow too :D

[amonlycommentin]

@antibling lol sorta :D

[Zoopedia]

@amonlycommentin I'm pretty sure i've seen him do that with lots of comedians on this show, and not just women, he's a nice guy :3

[JaguarPawww]

@amonlycommentin shes well cute haha, a would

[blllllllllleugh]

I can't get to the end of Frankie's final joke without laughing. I've tried it about 15 times so far. Brilliant

[RyanOsangOfficial]

Is it just me or was Frankie angry throughout the whole thing? lol

[Doganshang]

I dont see why we i should pay for half the loo rolls when i never use any, HAHAHA!!!!! frankie boyle, such a legend!

[TheAwsomeman888]

"what are you doing" "oh watching mock the week hate that show"

[KitsuneProject]

"There is a block in our toilet, next time you wanna wank; Don't use a full Bog Roll"

[KitsuneProject]

"Word, Please?; STOP SPYING ON ME IN THE FUCKING SHOWER WITH YOU'RE FUCKIN WEBCAM, GIRL!"

[KitsuneProject]

"I've got a complaint; Your making weird noises at night next door to me, are you shagging women or areyou watching RedTube?"

[TehEzkimo]

Have you noticed after every joke Hugh does he looks at the screen behind him as he walks off?

[Thrashlock]

0:46 perfect trollface

[MrB1GW1LL]

Anyone care to explain Hugh's joke at 1:30?

[TheRainstorm97]

@MrB1GW1LL He's talking about his flatmate being a sleeper cell of the Jihad or whatever they're called. His flatmate gets the call ("it's time") to perform a suicide bombing.

[AMacanndrais]

@TheRainstorm97 Jihad literally means a struggle, lately it seems to mean a holy war, but a jihad could technically mean the war on drugs, violence or anything else... so it is a bit offensive to most muslims to label jihad as something for suicide bombers

[TheRainstorm97]

@AMacanndrais I didn't know that - thanks. I do think that's the concept thar was used in the episode though, right? Even though I used a term for it which is a misconception.

[AMacanndrais]

@TheRainstorm97 oh yeah, you explained the joke well enough, and i'm not sayign thats wrong, i just mean that jihad technically means more than suicide bombing and terrorism

[IdiotsOnCam]

after Greg Davies said 'that one could talk!' someone else should have walked on and made a knocking noise then said in a high pitched voice "Oi! Greg! what'd you flush me down the toilet for!"

[AndyPandyLikesCandy]

give this comment a thumbs up then nobody can ruin the jokes for you

[seitenshow]

Andy Parsons; Mock the Week; charity display case.

[010twiggy010]

MREEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­WWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

[tidmouthmilk12]

0:50 he's talking about the aftermath of Will Mckenzie in The Inbetweeners (S02 E06)

[boyler1998]

On the first joke i nearly pissed myself

[TOOHUMAN112]

The last joke by frankie killed me!

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

lol frankie loves the hiv/aids craic

[ellenmelon771]

I wanna be Russell's flatmate!

XD xXx

[ballyros]

0:33 best joke ever

[Lew15CFC]

have you seen the one where Joey kills everybody LOL

[RichieB385]

That's my milk in the fridge I squeeze it out of my tits with a vice LOL

[SalaComMander]

"No, we can't share the electricity bill! I've got a phone charger and a laptop and YOU'RE on a life support machine!"

I was unfortunate enough to be drinking root beer when he said that...now my computer screen's all wet and sticky.

[bertster195]

@SalaComMander that's why you never eat or drink while watching comedy, something always ends up broken...

[AntoMc95]

@SalaComMander wet and sticky...



[SalaComMander]

@AntoMc95

It took almost two months...a bit longer than I was expecting.

[MrScouser95]

no matter how many times i watch this, Frankie always makes me laugh no matter what :D

[85LordByron8]

"Oh a Mr.Jihad called; he says it's time."

[pointyraccoon]

I love how the camera paned back down after the cameraman realised that Greg wasn't going to be next at 0:41

[ellenmelon771]

Hahahahaha that was one of my fave "scenes we'd like to see' so far!! XD xXx

[teambringit95]

theres just 2 of us, well 3 if you count god! lol russell you ledgend, couldnt stop laughing

[Thelaughterbloke]

here's an idea instead of repeating the jokes in the clip u think of sum yourself

[BillHartnelliscool27]

@Thelaughterbloke Oooh what a good idea!

[nosieparker82]

Soooo funny the cat bit is brilliant and my youtube name is in it well a bit and frankie is at his best here. Its such a shame he had to leave. If you want more frankie see his hammond joke its brilliant.

[AlexGriff24]

@ajperry1995 Ha fair enough man

[popazz1]

Russell is such a kid,lol,he makes me roar with his school-boy humour.

[AlexGriff24]

@ajperry1995 Ha and here i was thinking the comments section was for your opinion on the video...silly me

[sebzter100]

russells manners

[xxRoflcopterlolxx]

press 3

[liftwell]

I've actually had "I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you" before.

[taz61831]

swinging a cat indoors russell  you could do damage it would be safer to swing him outside :)

[AlexGriff24]

russell howard just isnt funny

[Exalle]

Russell Howard IS the scout from TF2

[Nani101]

@Exalle Quick! Someone make a Russell Howard skin for Scout!

[ChelseaAvram]

0:50 that is something I could imagine him doing

[TheAngel0fMeth]

I genuinely fell off my chair and am crying with laugher as I type this, Frankie Boyle is so fucking funny!

[dwolley22]

why is it that frankie boyle always starts of these things

[thesilversakura]

Russell is a real gentleman! 1:03 :)