Two weeks ago, my wife's family and I all got together at a pub to meet her cousin's husband for the first time (they live and got married overseas). He's Russian. I was the designated driver. SHITTIEST NIGHT EVER!!
i hate when people say i don't need to drink or do drugs to have a good time...drinking and smoking are just another way to have fun!! so step outside your little fucking box for a couple hours and drink! stop being a FUCKING LOSER...Jim Jeffries is a legend
im 16 and i waas showing my mum this video and i had a bottle of jack daneils next to me and after me mum said "why do you have that" and i said, " you dont drink your a boring cunt, and all your stories suck"
@nt2074 And then she bitchslapped your ass back to 1995? Please, toughguy, "I was drinkin' some dagnel's 'cos that's so fucking HC. I don't give a fuck". I imagine you're somewhat like Cartman in the episode where he acts like a little attention whore by repeating "I don't give a fuck, I do what I want".
See, you are the boring little everyday-teen-cunt with little to no content to life, who boosts his own ego by being a fucktard that says "Fuck you" to everyone. Grow a brain to destroy, asshole
@GermanConquistador08 dude... He called you that bc ur YouTube is GermanConquistador08... German... Nazi... You seriously think he didn't know what he was doing? By the way, I'm also German so don't freak out. And Nazism is only different than fascism bc nazism is always racist, fascism isn't. Hope that cleared it all up
Lol. High on life. Humans are too complicated to be satisfied with mundane experiences. Drugs are so damn popular, cuz life without them would be boring. Excercise and healthy eating is great, lots of accomplishments, sure. But humans don`t get high on life like a dog does when it`s out for a walk. Ever see a dog out walking onj a beautiful day? THAT`S high on life, cuz it ain`t got any other bullshit to be worrying about.
@IsolationInstigation "Drugs are so damn popular, cuz life without them would be boring' -For weaker humans yes. You know why leader throughout history have rarely used drugs (not temporary in and out democratically elected bs leaders, I mean the REAL LEADERS) because stronger humans lead weaker humans thats why.
Well... I completely disagree there. I`m not taslking about major substance abuse here. Weed and liquor, along with the experiment here and there doesn`t mean you`re a weak human.
@bouzzzza Calm down sassy. I'm not a fascist or a nazi, those two are a bit different by the way I'd just like to add. Fascism is simply the idea of a single-party authoritarian state. Nazism is a party under the umbrella of Fascism but is also very different in its politics and economic make-up. So sorry, not only isnt your comment ignorant of my political beliefs, but it showed your lack of understanding of the terms you used to insult me with.
Does anyone on here do like I do by getting shitfaced, acting like a total bigoted cunt on you tube, facebook etc then wake up to a shit storm the next day and read comments you have no fucking memory of posting with comments underneath from your best friends telling you that you are a cunt. I do but I still have a fridge full of beer/wine/scotch etc lmao :)
I don't drink but this makes me laugh XD I can't stand people who say they're better then other people because they don't drink. I don't drink because I can't, it'll kill me ^^' But I don't think I'm any better than anyone else.
Two weeks ago, my wife's family and I all got together at a pub to meet her cousin's husband for the first time (they live and got married overseas). He's Russian. I was the designated driver. SHITTIEST NIGHT EVER!!
RockoSDMF 1 month ago
What kind of a fucking pussy still drinks in 2012? Heroin all the way.
ihatenaggers1 1 month ago
@ihatenaggers1 wut?
johnjay1178 1 month ago
WOOOOOO MORE BEER
Maccps 1 month ago
i hate when people say i don't need to drink or do drugs to have a good time...drinking and smoking are just another way to have fun!! so step outside your little fucking box for a couple hours and drink! stop being a FUCKING LOSER...Jim Jeffries is a legend
fasterbass123 1 month ago
aussies say cunt like its just a normal word like guy or chick, thats why i like playing online with them
roywhiteo5 1 month ago
@roywhiteo5
do we?..im a tradie and i hear plenty of fucks and shits,but never cunt..
chereadnine 1 month ago
3 people don't drink
ThatGuy526 2 months ago
i dont need to drink or do drugs to have a good time... it just makes it a hell of alot easier!
velvetkissesxoxox 3 months ago
I Dont like the taste of it ............NO BODY FUCKING DOES
SinnTube64 3 months ago
hahahah fucking legend. OU THATS LOVLEY! i died
crustytowel 4 months ago
im 16 and i waas showing my mum this video and i had a bottle of jack daneils next to me and after me mum said "why do you have that" and i said, " you dont drink your a boring cunt, and all your stories suck"
nt2074 6 months ago
@nt2074 No, you didn't.
Minidazzler2 5 months ago
@Minidazzler2 hahahaha yeah i did, my parents dont care about drinking or swearing (if its not at them)
hhaha oh well i dont care if you belive me or not, doesnt affect me.
nt2074 5 months ago
@nt2074 And then she bitchslapped your ass back to 1995? Please, toughguy, "I was drinkin' some dagnel's 'cos that's so fucking HC. I don't give a fuck". I imagine you're somewhat like Cartman in the episode where he acts like a little attention whore by repeating "I don't give a fuck, I do what I want".
See, you are the boring little everyday-teen-cunt with little to no content to life, who boosts his own ego by being a fucktard that says "Fuck you" to everyone. Grow a brain to destroy, asshole
Tuhopolttaja 4 months ago
zero dislikes.......as it should be
mhisalive 7 months ago
@GermanConquistador08 dude... He called you that bc ur YouTube is GermanConquistador08... German... Nazi... You seriously think he didn't know what he was doing? By the way, I'm also German so don't freak out. And Nazism is only different than fascism bc nazism is always racist, fascism isn't. Hope that cleared it all up
Speirs248 7 months ago
It's true!
Nagneto 8 months ago
I don't drink because it tastes bad..
..but I still thumbed this up because it was funny. :D
Flyborg 8 months ago
Lol. High on life. Humans are too complicated to be satisfied with mundane experiences. Drugs are so damn popular, cuz life without them would be boring. Excercise and healthy eating is great, lots of accomplishments, sure. But humans don`t get high on life like a dog does when it`s out for a walk. Ever see a dog out walking onj a beautiful day? THAT`S high on life, cuz it ain`t got any other bullshit to be worrying about.
IsolationInstigation 8 months ago 38
@IsolationInstigation "Drugs are so damn popular, cuz life without them would be boring' -For weaker humans yes. You know why leader throughout history have rarely used drugs (not temporary in and out democratically elected bs leaders, I mean the REAL LEADERS) because stronger humans lead weaker humans thats why.
GermanConquistador08 7 months ago
@GermanConquistador08
Well... I completely disagree there. I`m not taslking about major substance abuse here. Weed and liquor, along with the experiment here and there doesn`t mean you`re a weak human.
IsolationInstigation 7 months ago
@GermanConquistador08 FUCK YOU FASCIST NAZI CUNT
bouzzzza 7 months ago
@bouzzzza Calm down sassy. I'm not a fascist or a nazi, those two are a bit different by the way I'd just like to add. Fascism is simply the idea of a single-party authoritarian state. Nazism is a party under the umbrella of Fascism but is also very different in its politics and economic make-up. So sorry, not only isnt your comment ignorant of my political beliefs, but it showed your lack of understanding of the terms you used to insult me with.
GermanConquistador08 7 months ago
@IsolationInstigation ****bitchslap****
rosivagyok 5 months ago
@rosivagyok Lol.
IsolationInstigation 5 months ago
@IsolationInstigation Dude, this comment of yours can be a bit.
thekhai 1 month ago
@thekhai can be a bit... what?
IsolationInstigation 1 month ago
@IsolationInstigation A comic routine.
thekhai 1 month ago
Does anyone on here do like I do by getting shitfaced, acting like a total bigoted cunt on you tube, facebook etc then wake up to a shit storm the next day and read comments you have no fucking memory of posting with comments underneath from your best friends telling you that you are a cunt. I do but I still have a fridge full of beer/wine/scotch etc lmao :)
Zed1967 9 months ago
@Zed1967 You must be proud of what you've become.
Tuhopolttaja 4 months ago
I don't drink but this makes me laugh XD I can't stand people who say they're better then other people because they don't drink. I don't drink because I can't, it'll kill me ^^' But I don't think I'm any better than anyone else.
TMNTleo 9 months ago
You know I don't drink but I agree with his policy on punching people in the face that claim to be high on life. :D
madcol 9 months ago
i fucking hope some language may offend you fucking cunt!
baronVonCoppershm 9 months ago
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patmac40 10 months ago
i cnt stop laughing cuz of the jokes and when he talks he hunches over =D
shesaRebel87348 10 months ago
oh its so lovely!!
BallersUnited24 11 months ago
haha, but I looooove tequila :D
torment3d 11 months ago
I adore him!!! he's so funny! haha best stand up comedian EVER!
birbilomata 11 months ago 55
epic
rubendegrote 11 months ago 2