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  • Im sure that the weapons that are vertical are 1 handed and diagonal is 2 handed when you view the weapons.

  • 2handed=side onehanded=straight

  • @MrPuppycop well technically the 2handeds are diagonal but same diff.

  • Jarl: Somthing of ur particular talents....

    Seamus: Hand jobs arent free  bro.

  • "song of storms" hehe Legend of Zelda: Orica of Time reference

  • @LordHondo777 you forgot the l on the end of orical

  • @burstinatrix999 its ocarina not orical

  • @LordHondo777 Ocarina*

  • ME: lol dat thumbnail

    THOUGHTS: whats wrong with it?

    ME: idk i just try to hard for the topcomment :D

    THOUGHTS: o.O

  • @HALOhellPRO get help.

  • @Siebelt07 i will thank u!

  • to find miscellaneous on the map press x over the quest and it says show on map and then set a waypoint

  • when i did this mission i got the golden claw but it didnt tell me where to go next so i went all over skyrim just to find that guy

  • At the start, anybody notice the guys face seems to be smudged? (Like motion blur?)

  • oh godddd seamus this is reminding me of tobuscus... he has no idea how to get around the province of skyrim :) lolll

  • greatsword, battleaxe, warhammer= two-handed

    sword, axe, mace= one-handed

  • What does SSoHPKC stand for? Seamus I guess, then?

  • if you watch the entire series backwards in one sitting youll have a good timeaka orgasum

  • FAST TRAVEL

  • Shield brothers are canadian PROF 3:56

  • The best way to tell two handed is if it's sideways

  • "100 gold!!! yyou could suck my butt for 100 gold" lol

  • IM TIRED OF SEEING THESE SHITTY JOUSTING ADDS WHO TF WATCHES JOUSTING

  • @xxdarkangel78xx tell me about it

  • @xxdarkangel78xx Alot of people....

  • I'm mildly concerned about the difficulty involved w/ the workbenches and grindstones vis a vis the ol' "repair hammer" system in Oblivion. I remember a few times where I had to suspend a quest due to lack of repair hammers and my weapon/armor stats being almost broken. Hope this stuff lasts long enough to find ingots of stuff to repair your things whenever you find the next town...

  • hand jobs arent free buddy lol

  • @omegagiratina IT DEPENDS HUEHUEHUEHUE

  • "Almost said Dragonsearch". Says Dragonsearch in the next sentence. Sp00n said Dragonsearch at some point too....åf.åwef

  • DAT ASS

  • did he ever look into that diesease the wolf gave him? XD

  • Guy below me = ????

  • @ZeroSkill513 read the top rated comment

  • FUSRODA!

  • "Handjobs aren't free, bro."

  • Weapons are 2-handed when the picture is in diagonal ! Just to help.

  • i no ur at ep 270 but batle axe hammers and greatswords are 2 handed

    and swords war axes and maces are 1 handed

  • when you select the weapon... just to the left of the name it says either L or R. for left hand and right hand... or LR which is both

  • @KingKrackers its the pc bersion. Hes just using an xbox controller

  • Seamus: "Oh look a deer."

    *Deer walking over bridge*

  • My hand jobs are free.

  • hand jobs arent free bro

  • @SSoHPKC i have a good way to see if weps are 2 or 1 handed. Check the grips, if there's rings between em. Or if the grips are really big. If one of both is the case, it's a 2 handed. Otherwise there's just 1 smaller place where u can hold it.

  • @tfl1997 Or you can use common sense.

  • lol hand jobs arnt free bro

  • thumbs up if ur either a companion or an Assassin for the dark brother hood im both :D

  • hes such an idiot that sword was one of the best swords in the game

  • When i appeared to whiterun a bunch of guards attacked me

  • @BlazingBlazer1 Did you steal anything? or kill anyone on your way there? besides bandits

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  • he accidently spent 666 gold? 0_o

  • this game is awsome

  • seamus says he is stupid and dumb but he is pretty smart and really funny

  • i have bought things on accident like that too

  • seamus if u go to darwun or darwin or hatever it is look for a tent there then go inside there theres an amulet talk to a chick u wanna marry then a talking suggestion thing will pop up saying like do you wanna get married or something then you talk to a priest get married and wait for eveyrone to come then u get married :D

  • You actually r the only 1 in history to accidentally buy something

  • 19 people have no souls

  • press L3 to run

  • @llllyoung66 this is the PC version

  • @wolfgang169 No, it's the Xbox 360 version....

  • @KingKrackers It's PC,he say it in the first video,but he's using a Xbox 360 pad =P

  • Fus = Fuck

    Ro = Off

    Da = Douche

  • @lach890 How the hell does "Ro" stand for "Off"? That does'nt even make any sence!

  • @jarlmikael Its a joke dumb ass. :P

  • @winterfoxisminenubz I know its a joke, "Fus" could stand for "Fuck". "Dah" could stand for "Douche". But "Ro" can not stand for "Off"! Wtf?! The word "Off" does'nt have an R in it!

  • @lach890 no Fus = Fuck

    Ro=SO

    Da=PA

  • @lach890 What?

  • @lach890 It actually means fuck his shit up in the dragon language

  • "It seems smaller than I remember it to be! Haha!"

    Thats what she said.

  • @shanntheman Not good for you.. 

  • Handjobs arent free bro... XD

  • Lol im lvl 37 and i havent even started the main quest

  • @Bucephalosbvba

    Lol I beat the entire game at lvl 20 with 2 epic elven maces and all epic steel plate armor. Crushing Alduin when Im weak FTW!

  • @Bucephalosbvba awesome

  • Warhammers, Battleaxes and Greatswords are two handed. The rest are one handed

  • If it has a little LR in the arrow that tells you it's equiped, it's two handed. Shaame.

  • boobies

  • 8:11 ahhh its the priest of atom run hide your kids and wives

  • 1 handed : swords, (war) axes, maces

    Swords swing faster than axes,axes swing faster than maces,and the faster the swing is the lower the damage. So swords are the fastest to swing while they do the least damage and maces are the slowest to swing but do the most damage,Axes are something in between

    2 handed : Greatswords,Battleaxes,Warhamm­ers

    The same as above. Note that Greatswords are the swords from above,Battleaxes the war axes from above and warhammers replace the maces

    Thumbs up !!!

  • @Me4nM4ch1ne that pretty much sums it up for weaponry her is the sad part Iron<steel<orcish/elven<dwarve­n<skyforge steel/glass<ebon<daedric/epic weapons I.E artifacts and the nightingale weapons

  • @Me4nM4ch1ne you forgot daggers are faster than swords

  • >does the first 10 videos not knowing you can sprint

  • 00:33 thats what he said

  • @Ktulunated she*

  • Teleporting Teleporting Teleporting Fat Deer ;D

  • @GebrochetRupt this aint smosh

  • You got off the path and immediatly find the giant, I go on the road and don't even see the giant until miss shield-sister bitch runs up and says how bad I was in the fight that I didn't even know what going on.

  • maces, swords, and war axes are one handed, battleaxes, hammers, and greatswords are 2 handed.

  • The best way to tell if one or two handed one hand weapons stand straight up in your inventory two handed are angled

  • The way I tell if its 1 handed or two handed is I look at the grip of the weapon, usually if its exceptionally longer than a persons hand, it is two handed.

  • i really like your vids but just as Hfgm10 says don't mind fast travelling so you ocan show people who dont understand the game very well like me :p

    when i see this game its really amazing but i cant play it so this walktrough is really helpfull before i go and buy the game :) :p

    thx

  • In my opinion, every 10 videos I watched from you by now. I think that to show us (Guys that can't play this) everything ! I personnally don't mind not fast travelling !

  • BTW guys to get amazing armor get uthgerd in whiterun and a partner when going to the greybeards let the troll beat her till shes on the ground injured then kill her u wont get any bad rep and u get armor thats around 90 def steel plated armor full no helmet tho

    

  • What is better swords or maces

  • One handed weapons appear vertically, and two handed weapons have a slight slant to them

  • siriously if he were to use the quick travel he never would have met the great teleporting deer now would he

  • seamus,people are saying you are sickly because you may have eithe vampire deseace or rock joint thing.

  • @iOwNxBioKing

    He got Rockjoint from the wolf

  • I'm watching your walkthrough while waiting for 2012...1 hour to go =))

  • if you go under that bridge in whiterun there is a skeleton with 50000 gold

    ;:

  • @wesleyjumps thats a fuckin lie it has 13

  • @ninja023PS3

    lmao you went after it

  • @wesleyjumps lol i only got 7 you lie you lyer

  • When I go to the door no one comes out to talk to me. Anyone no why?

  • @SuperLeftWinger ur probabl a vampire because some people dont talk to u if u r

  • @JustAaronifyIt He contracted a disease when a wolf attacked him. It was something to do with his bones. I forget what though.

  • Handjobs are free if you are the one doing it.

  • Subbed!

  • SSoHPKC nice zelda reference

  • @TMANIzBEAST or look at the name greatsword battle axe and warhammer is two handed

  • Handjobs arent free bro XD

  • @marcos123666 they are if you give um to yourself !

  • me this intier time run Run RUn RUN RUNNN FUCKING RUN *facepalm*

  • @barnyhitman after i posted this he runs -_-

  • Life lesson #43: Hand jobs aren't free bro

  • @Aman60000 Life Lesson #135 Caution* deer can teleport

  • hahahahahaha king: i have another job for you, and it fits perfect for someone of your talents

    Seamus: hand jobs arent free bro.

  • Heimskr looks like Voldemort.. :D

  • "There is anther thing you could do for me. Suitable for someone of your particular talents, perhaps."

    "Handjobs aren't free, bro."

  • "Handjobs Arent Free Bro"

  • You should have disenchanted the frost great sword first then sell it, u would have learned a new enchentment

  • @flash09125

    disenchanting something destroys the item

  • well everybodys rude nobody thumbs up seamus's comment you guys are sad

  • @SSoHPKC Hi.

    

  • 9:15

    I think if you activated that torch stand behind the prophet you were talking to, you can cure your vandalism.

  • i just saw an ad on this video for prototype 2 and now i am really excited

  • haha really funny when you bought that 2 swords instead of selling the first one XD

    BUT you have nice movies :D and you are good in skyrim :P

  • wow great faces from him when when he was sellin shit i took a photo in my ipod

  • battle axe/hammer is 2h and greatsword is 2h like please

  • Farkas=Wolf in hungarian

  • THAT"S RIGHT, I SAID COWARD!

    Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here!

  • Skryim Deer vs Skyrim Dragon

    Deer: Use Rapid Teleport

    Dragon: Use splash

    Deer: Use Quick Attack

    Dragon has Fainted and is unable to battle

    Deer wins 230 gold

  • @42trumpetguy lol thumbs up

  • @42trumpetguy It's super effective?

  • LOL THE DEER FAST TRAVELED

  • Why would you sell that badass sword :O

  • "Someone with your... particular talents?" Hand jobs aren't free bro xD

  • still funny because he has so many thums

  • FOR GOD SAKE BUY SOME SPELLS ...plz

  • Seamus:Handjobs aren't free bro.....lol

  • When they say you look sickly, it is because you do not have your character rest enough.

  • You probably don't see this, but two handed weapons are tilted to the left, and onehanded are upright :)

  • "Handjobs aren't free bro"

    LMFAO

  • His impersonation of people that watch his videos and complain is spot on..

  • Your voice remember me the voice of the Sonic on the Sonic for Hire from Machinima (i don't know how write it).

  • being a

  • @Reddisgod1 I meant to say being a werewolf is awesome

  • I'm sorry to say but in my opinion a character cant look beast unless wearing daedric armor full set: Gauntlets, Helmet, Body armor, Helmet and boots

  • finally learned how to sprint!!!

  • why doesnt this guy see that weapons who appear smaller then they are in the equipment to be 2 handed I dont see how ye cannot see that not thatmean i do. idont.

  • hehe miscle"an"e"us"

  • wow what howd he meet the companions already?

  • When I get the game I`m totally doing those quest to be a werewolf

  • @Howling2Moon Being a werewolf is amazing :D

  • @Howling2Moon Being a werewolf is amazing

  • @Reddisgod1 You know whats Not amazing? Double posting.

  • @jordanlollol3 Sweet

  • hand jobs aren't free bro lol

  • why does it matter if it is two handed shithead

  • «this tree looks sick, look at it, its all dead»

    lol wut

  • "Oooo, we found 'Dragons Reach'! Almost said Dragons Search, that would of been pointless!" Goes into door "Right, we found Dragons Search! Also, loading screen..."

    -Seamus

  • its the jolly green giant

  • if u do a few jobs for the companiens u get to be a were wolf

  • He Still Hasn't Cured The Rockjoint From Forever Ago Lol

  • @Arestis198 That's wat she said! (t_____t)

  • to know how the weapons is 2 handed is if its tilted if its 1 handed its straight

  • i would laugh so loud if the arrow you shot in the air hit someone later and made that place hostile

  • "You look a little sickly" Coming from the woman who's as pale as a ghost...