Added: 5 years ago
From: CheeseHatProductions
Views: 53,366
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (174)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • hahaha i love this!

  • All of u morons get to worked up over nothing

  • fag.

  • chris angel never goes wrong with his magic tricks you muppet

    why use his name an show yr stupidity lol

  • becasue it's a parody. do you know what a parody is? do you FUCKING KNOW WHAT A PARODY IS!?!? obviously not if you're gonna slice these guys down because they decided to make a fucking video of Criss Angel failing at his magic tricks. That's the WHOLE fucking point in making a parody of Criss Angel or any kind of magician. Jesus fuck, everyone that made bad comments on this video are so fucking stupid......

  • i didn't even bother reading yr stupid comment but taking jesus name an also the F word together describ's what sort of a twat you must be you faggot you fuckin cunt what did i say to you i was talking about the fools who messed up the magic an yes i do understand WHAT A PARODY IS yOu Fuckin dickhead but not TALKING ABOUT THAT ERE!!! JACKASS

  • way to get all defensive and all. what are you 13 or something? "the F word". just say fuck rather than that other stupid shit. that comment wasn't necasarilly directed at you completely either. go and try to suck your dick, and stop wasting my time.

  • you know first i presumed you as a 12 yr old kid looks like your also gay you do all the sucking etc.. to yrself lol an i think the whole defensive part came in when you bloody used the F word to reply to my comment when it was not nescessary if you have nothing else to do than argue for no reason go somewhere else an no need to reply back as i don't wana talk to some kid who has no manners an sounds disgusting!

  • you know, you're kinda contradicting yourself there. I didn't want to start an argument, but you took it upon yourself to take offense to something that everyone else has said. I could've said what I said replying to someone elses comment. you were just (un)fortunate enough to be the one that I picked. you seemed to take offense to that because I said the dread F WORD. that kinda ticked me off. you're wasting my time with you're horrible comebacks and low intelligence.

  • if you really wanted to really insult me or whatever the fuck you're trying to do, you wouldn't have said "OH YEAH, WELL...WELL!!!!!!!!!....you...­.suck your cock....punk". you're wasing my time, talk to me when your balls finally drop.

  • shut da fuck up you fuckin gay cunt i don't wana talk to you an when did i fuckin say "OH YEAH, WELL...WELL!!!!!!!!!....

    you fuckin suck wat you want gay bastard but don't need to mention that, you see not everyone's gay like you an neither have interest in hearing it lol! an i don't need to insult you yr comment's are a insult an shame to yrself anyway it proves yr gay an disgusting eeeerrrr!

  • hate to break it to ya, but your comments are way worse than mine for two reasons. 1) you don't seem to stop trying to offend me. EX:"you see not everyone's gay like you". this is baby talk. and 2) I can't understand what you're trying to say most of the time. If you really are 21, I highly doubt your grammar would be as low as a 5 year old's. you must be one immature 21 year old then. did you know people who use curses are of less intelect? looking back at the last two comments from you....

  • ...used 11 swear words as opposed to 2 from my last two comments. this would imply you are of less intelect than I am. stop gettting angry over something so stupid too. if you really don't want to have this really rediculous argument go further than it already has, you wouldn't say anything mare after this. do you just want to have the satisfaction of having the last word or something? try being more noble than I am, and just stop this nonsense.

  • more*

  • lolzzzzzzzz

    you an noble ha ha why don't you fuckin stop the nonsense you started it i was just giving my opnion an you started swearing an using bad language i am just replying to your bloody comments an kid if it makes you happy yes you are noble you have all the grammer you are intelligent blah blah blah now stop this stupidty an just get this straight yeah! everyone has a own opnion you either agree or disagree but don't swear for no REASON!!!

  • I wasn't trying to make myself look noble or anything, I was just pointing out that if you don't want to make yourself look worse, then you would just stop replying to my comments. If I really was 12 years old, it would be quite obvious that I am quite smarter than a supposed 21 year old. Come to think of it, most-if not all-21 year olds I know, aren't as immature and insensitive as you, even if they are Criss Angel fanboys. Why don't you take your own advice, and end this shit...

  • because you're just making yourself look really horrible. You're just taking it upon yourself to make points that don't even make sense. I don't see why you're making such a big deal about bad language. they're only words, assortments of letters/sounds. I don't care if I'm smarter than you. you should have everything figured out. If you really didn't want to argue with me, you wouldn't have said anything at all. I'm 16, and I wouldn't doubt it if you are 13-14 years old.

  • Lolzzzz i knewed i was talking to a kid an i know how kids are stupid mentally lol so i don't think it's any point talking to you any more an argueing cause i don't still agree with you an neither find sense in yr comments so enjoy

  • this is what I mean by immature. you're seriously acting like a little 8 year old kid. I just simply can't believe that you're older than me. the only way you could possibly be this immature is if you're living in your own little apartment, sitting on the computer all day eating cheeseballs and potato chips, and maybe, MAYBE have a job as a cashier somewhere. you would just be someone who never grew up. your life is simply going nowhere what so ever. me on the other hand? I wouldn't...

  • How can i end this shit you moron when you are using words like - aren't as immature and insensitive as you

    even if i think forget the kid let him bark but you still use words which are irratating an pointless

    an i aint taking shit from anyone for wrong reasons

  • You get what you give i don't need to prove to a shit head like you if i am 21 or not but you deffinetly are a 12 yr old kid arn't ya i have said enough times i don't wana argue with you for stupid reasons i am a big fan of chris angel i didn't like some kids fooling around by taking his name so i gave out my opnion an you ... such a looser made a issue out of it an great you were counting all the swear words i was saying here's another one crazy cunt lol

  • lol What i am lol

    your the one who keeps replying to my comment an you say i am wasting yr time with you're horrible comebacks and low intelligence you know i pretty much think the same for you cause i don't agree with any of yr comments an when you saw that started swearing but as i said before yr just a kid an i wont waste my energy an time on you so have fun an don't bother replying back try saying all the the bullshit to someone else than

  • i want my 3:05 mins back!!! cuz i just watched it that much!!!!!

  • haha same here

  • brilliant!

    better than the real thing.

    more realistic than chris.

  • lmfao this is great

  • Hilarious!

  • pathetic

  • what happen to criss angel he got a lil chubby

  • The only good thing is that Cradle of Filth hoodie.

  • i want my 9 minutes and 11 seconds of my life back

    lol

  • that is just a ugly kid

  • L A M E !

  • It still sucks and you should be dragged through the street and spat on pat! But my parts still pretty hot.

  • if the real criss angel saw this you would be sewed put in jail the murdered by criss

  • hate that prick criss angel

  • this was really entertaining, even though its from a million years ago. to all who said this video sucked, go suck a donkeys gametes.

  • "are you ok? are you ok?,Do I Look Fucking OK" lol

  • you guys need to like chill, take a joke.

  • david sucks but criss has something going on, waht he does cant be duped, either way u look at it

  • This is stupid.

  • this is soooooo lame

  • WTF OGG Y U PUNCH HIM!

  • cut your hair

  • That was the funniest thing ever!

  • good video

  • that was the funniest thing ive ever seen. anyone who says that isnt funny doesnt have a brain......MINDFREAK!!!.....ar­e you ready?

  • your a faggot and thats criss angels twin shit he took the smorning a big A G B after grog bog

  • I understood what you were saying up to the "smoring a big A G B after going bog" part

  • wtf ur a fag

  • gay

  • Oh, criss angel's haaiirrr... :)

    This video was stupid, funny, and gay all at the same time. I got 3 things to say. 1, GET A LIFE. 2, If your gonna put somin on youtube, make sure it doesnt get homosexuals arroused. 3....... MIND FREAK!!!

  • us get a life? what about you with runescape and your amv, that's the most loserific thing.

  • WTF!!!

  • homo's

  • Nice lol

  • Why do you guys want Criss Angel to have a bad rep? You're just some small idiots thinking you are Criss Angel! So gome home and suck your mums again!

  • its a parody man were not tryign to convince any one its criss angel.

  • OMG OMG Criss Angel would never do that shit! You guys are fucking retarded! You don't even look like him! You're fat and ugly and you're not Criss Angel! THIS ISN'T CRISS ANGEL! What the hell you fat retards. Why are you trying to frame him? This isn't on any of his episodes or DVDs! OMG OMG OMG

    This is fake.

    To people that are stupid enough to think that I was serious and try to flame me because of it: It wasn't a serious comment.

  • What a fucking fagot deuch bag. Fucking homo.

  • fuckin fuck shit curse mother-fucker! homo fag ass sucker suck my cock you homos!!

  • dude you are fing retarded you retard

  • i hate you criss angel rocks you suck i hate you

  • yes criss we get it you r a mind fuck opps i mean mind freak

  • WTF IS THIS ?! Shit Fuck u! lol xD

  • that was retarded

  • I can't believe I JUST noticed John dancing in the intro XD

  • haha this is so fukkn dumb

  • dis shit is wack

    bunch of dumbasses

  • how did he do that?!?!?!

  • flush this twice, make sure it goes down...

  • This is our favorite comment

  • lol i know that this is my 2nd comment but i think this is really funny

  • lol mr criss

  • buncha losers

  • thanks for the 100th comment!! haha

  • i love how everyone is like fuck u blah blah blah your making fun of chris angel, its like wow... take a joke people XD

    I love you guys anyway <3

  • haha

  • dumbass

  • this is very uhhhh.............nvm

  • thats not even criss angels you retards we aren't retarded like you use your fucking brains!!!

  • did you read the title of the video or even the info for this video? you must be retarded if you actually thought that after the title of the video has "PARODY" written out in it, then you must be really stupid. it's not like we expected people to really think it was him. you can also see in the still for this video that it's not Criss. dumbass

  • its a parody man were not tryign to convince any one its criss angel

  • This video is the gayest piece of shit that was ever made. I hope that everyone in it dies, cause they're all retarded rape victims!

  • thanks jon hahaha oh man that crazy oll jon from our classes at school whos just kidding around

  • no im not!

  • criss angel kicks david blains ass by miles !!!!!!!!!!!!( NIGGUH )

  • fore real!?

  • haha you look like my friend jesse and my friend maia has that cradle of filth hoodie! rawk on!

  • emorexic...thats a new one....douche

  • criss sucks hes so fake he can suck my balls

  • criss angel sucks and david blaine is way better,criss does illusions (FAG MAGIC)david blaine does weird creepy cool stuff,NIGGUH@!

  • lmfao. both of em are illusionist u dumbass

  • no man hes right david blanes stuff is like fuckin crazy and criss agel always has the audiance in on the trick on his TV criss is all fake but david blane is for reall! man! for real!!!!!!

  • david and criss are fakes. dont get your hopes up on any of them.

  • there are both fake-i saw david blaine coin eating trick revealed

  • Criss pwns, this fag sucks..and i think he needs help..hes emorexic.

  • u mother fuckers go to hell man CRISS ANGEL rocks nd u guys will never be like no matter how hard u try suck donkey balls !!!!

  • that was gay, i dont know why i even watched that crap

  • aw c'mon, we were feeling so good about ourselves with the 4 nice comments and then you came here and shot us down. being honest, I was pretty excited to see we had a new comment and now my feelings are just hurt.

  • this is so funny

  • Lol good thing the real Criss is better at what he does...and hes hot too.Haha I love the REAL Criss Angel :)

  • absolutly amazing at like 2-3 minutes the camera man..."OMG man r u ok r u ok ?? mr chris r u ok?

  • jajaja! xP

    wena!!

  • goth freaks

  • Y dont you just fuxk off and die!!!! Criss Angel rox!!!

  • Good work, that pretty much describes my thoughts on criss.

  • i will never waste my time on your fucking videos again. man criss rocks and this ugly dumbass has to mock him. man go 2 hell

  • WTF!!!

    die...

    NOOb trick, blue sreen, use retarded friends, bad movie, false Criss is more than very ugly.

    And i lose my time wtf!?!?!? BEST SUCKING VIDEO 2007 AND MAYBE FOREVER IF YOU NOT DO ANOTHER MOVIE.

  • die

  • u fucking suck dick ur gay criss rocks

  • i can translate!

    what a peace of shit!

    what was that???

    criss angel is the best!!!

    don't do any more filth how's that!!!ok??

  • Ke mierdaaaaaa!!!!

    Eso ke???

    Criss Angel es el mejor!!!

    No hagan mas porkerias komo esta!!! ok??

  • I think this is what this person said....

    That shit!!!!

    What was that???

    Criss Angel is the best!!!

    Do not do anymore filth as this one!!! ok??

    cool, our first comment in Spanish :D

  • is this supposed to be funny?? wtf is this garbage

  • seriously

  • just an ugly wannabe Criss Angel fans! Jerk is such a LOSER! OMG!!

  • wtf this isnt criss........ get a life losers

  • its a parody man were not tryign to convince any one its criss angel

  • i have a feeling butthole344 is like 11 or 12 lol

  • .......fags

  • mad retarded

  • no ones supposed to believe its criss angel your a dumbass THIS IS A JOKE!! A JOKE! DONT LIKE IT!! FUCK OFF!!!

  • its a parody man were not tryign to convince any one its criss angel

  • dude u guys r morons, no1 is gunna believe that thats criss angel

  • its a parody man were not tryign to convince any one its criss angel

  • cut ur hair dude

  • You fail, please try again ^_^

  • cut ur damn hair fag

  • You FUCKING FAG You Suck Ass Get a Life You Basterd

    Dick Licker Go Lick You GAY Frends Sick Tiney BALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS o Yah And Fuck Off Ass Hole

  • Man, you wasted all that time to make a shit video. its pathetic, honestly. You little shits gotta get a life! Get Criss Angel to make one appear out of thin air for you. Fuckers.

  • wow...that was gay...

  • hmm...hmmmm....HEY! You're not Criss Angel!!!!

  • ummm ...duh?

  • wow look at that pork chop..

    your gay

  • I like it =P its funny I dont get why there are so many negitve commments I thought it was preaty good *subscribe*

  • that fat fucking retard is an ass and a big one

  • thats not even him....WOW?

  • get a life... fucking retarded.

  • not funny at all, you guys are idiots, get a life

  • im gonna beat the shit outta the fat one in the sweatshirt!!

  • video doesnt play.......

  • Cyou guys drive me to drink.....

  • Wow, you guys fail miserably...

    and you really shouldn't give Cradle of Filth a bad name by wearing that hoodie...

  • hmm every time i watch it i guess just because i was involved it makes me laugh i didnt think it was that bad i guess you just had to be there and you might apreciate it more but that you for your comment

  • This was so fucking gay! that dudes hair makes mine look nice O_O that shit looks like a rats nest!

  • eww..this is really stupid

  • lol nice cradle of filth shirt

  • wow... r u like one of those 35 yr old fat ass men that lives in a basement and still lives with his mom.. just wonderin

  • no, no were the peole in the vidio obviosly look at our other vidios were the same people

    thank you for your comment

  • lmao......dude these kids are all funny on here dude theyre all like "COME ON FATTY LETS GO YOU SUCK!!!!! BLEH BLEH BLEH!!...." i wanna kick this kids ass though too......when i find him hes SCREWED!

  • your so gay

  • fake...

  • man who ever this fatretard i some one get him a fuckin cake so he can eat instead o make shit videos stupid ass he is!!!

  • u gay ass fatty

  • man, this video sucks hard, omg...

    And you call that a production...

    And, since when Criss is fat a laughts like a girl? omg

  • um, it's what you call a parody.

  • and when does he laugh?

  • i have actually heard him laugh a couple of times ...oh well

  • ...he doesn't laugh in the video

  • haha, niiice. :]

  • U....

    U Are so big ass hole!

    Go the hell.

  • hahahahah haha hhhahaa

    thank you for the comment

  • Fuck criss is the best

  • what is everyone talking about man? is it reffering to the video or to eggshells. I mean a simple "This video sucks!!" is ok instead of confusing us

  • u are a fuckin scew up!

  • you are a bitch bitch bitch

  • gay ugly fat BITCH!!!

  • you ok dude!get it through your fukin head that he is not ok

  • ??? WTF ???

  • your mother shouldnt have smoked weed when she was pregnant with you orabegon and bloodthirst...sad

  • u suck

  • asshole

  • what a bunch of ugly kids