Bad Santa - Santa having lunch

[IDrocaI2]

I AM ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BRAKE !!!!

[hazardous1990]

"what are you sigmund sawed off fuckin freud"

[RingsOfNeptune]

ahahaha... I wonder how many times they had to redo the "im on my fucking lunch brake" line

[xxxxWonderBreadxxxx]

1:25 - 1:33

[slydogger]

Serial Fornicating: I going to use that phrase in a sentence during the week.

[nenofalletta]

I am still waiting for columbia house to send me this movie

[Josh360]

what your my mom now? what you shat me outta your womb?

[Waugh111]

IM ON MY FUCKING LUNCHBREAK!! Hahahhahhahahaha

[EliteSiege1082]

LMFAO at 210 at the lettuce falling out of his mouth!!!!

[mctrikster]

Both of those men should have won an oscar for this movie.

[mgrchip]

XD Ya know in all fairness, whether BAD SANTA or Not, WHAT MOM, brings their kid to see a Santa Claus (without a hat/beard may I add) aswhile he is on his lunch break, dumb move on her part haha

[LwdNick]

Tony's face at 0:31 is just priceless! Haha, not to mention what he says after lmao

[2011mrkingofkings]

Fuck the movie "Elf", this is (if not) the best Christmas comedy movie of all time.

[tekken278]

@2011mrkingofkings to right mate!!

[bennybellfan]

All I can say is holy sh......... shaving cream. Which reminds me of a funny new wintertime novelty song. Just type in "Holiday Shaving Cream" into the YouTube search bar, and enjoy.

[themilkguruu]

*insert quote that we ALL just heard here*

[sk8smoke21]

this movie never gets old even when it was made in 2003.i love watchn it drinkn on christmas time

[xDONTxTREADxONxMEx]

Top 5 funniest movies of all time.

[kingsnake23]

I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK, OKAY?

[44DemonSlayer]

Great way to start the scene. Fuck me? Fuck you! xD lmfao

[xCh34pShOtx]

anderson cooper brought me here

[ellenumero1]

"you are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eatin' shit, that has ever slid from a human being's hairy ass!"

[deathfromabove1184]

am i high or is that lady lori petty ?

[yogafan6500]

' I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK, OK?" Happy Holidays Billy Bob Thornton fans.

[Zeppelintroll69]

Whats up with the sync

[jesusmcsanders]

Fuck yes, I remember sneaking into this movie with my best friend when I was 14 after buying a tickets to the first ice age. Some of the most hilarious (and vulgar) movie banter ever.

[wainwright461]

poor jimmy

[BORNTOWELSH]

I'm having a fucking lunch break ok. That a a good one.

[rickybobby5150]

why is he eating a salad?

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

@rickybobby5150 I'm guessing with all the liquor and cigarettes he needs to have his system cleaned up once in a while which might explain he purchased a salad for lunch, just like Bernie Mac's character who smokes alot but eats oranges to clean his system LOL.

[tyeb29]

fun fact: Tony Cox played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi

[GOPJ00]

@tyeb29 he also played one of the little men on spaceballs.

[adrenalinerushskier]

22 people are by far the dumbest most pathetic pieces of maggot eating shit that has ever slithered from a human beings hairy ass.

[Backfromthehole]

@adrenalinerushskier nope not funny

[adrenalinerushskier]

@Backfromthehole why?

[Backfromthehole]

@adrenalinerushskier didnt make sence

[bdevil8823]

Classic movies that I watch with my loved ones every holiday season that brings the joy of christmas to our hearts: How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Rudolph, Frosty the Snowman, Bad Santa.

[shakiraizbangin]

LMAOO too funny best line "your soul is dogshit" and then at 1:32 willy's face is priceless haha :D

[bigbrown4114493]

Bad Santa 2 comes out 2012!

[BORNTOWELSH]

@bigbrown4114493 really? That be a awsome.

[bigtrevvy]

@bigbrown4114493 omg really?

[MonceLTTT]

@bigbrown4114493 can't w8

[CovergirlB]

@bigbrown4114493 You're lying! get out of town!

[kingsnake23]

@bigbrown4114493 Really?

[JayHey10]

@bigbrown4114493 fuck off lier

[ollie0070]

@bigbrown4114493 bs really

[calzapapa]

Im in my FUCKING lunch break! hahaah epic

[shreddintheaxe]

Billy Bob Thortons Greatest Movie

[alleycatttl]

I wish they make a series out of this and put it on comedy cental !! thumbs up

[ellenumero1]

"shat me out of your womb" lmao

[zDeLuzionz]

IM ON MYY FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LUNCH BREAK

[AP93Playa]

IM ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK OK?

[d33pS3Ad1v3r]

1000th like. woot.

666 comments. hail satan.

[guy8900]

@d33pS3Ad1v3r you're a shit fucker

[KellerNTalbsStudios]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhh!!!!

[LeaveItToBeaner]

what are you? sigmund sawed off fucking froyd?

[Travzter]

shit for brains lmfao

[kencapers]

im on my fucking lunch break. lmfao. Is everything fucking sex with you

[LordDyhalto]

22 people are on their fucking lunch break.

[KeySour]

LOL @ the way he eats the salad so gross

[ATLchucktaylor90]

"Your soul is dogshit! Every single fuckin thing about you is ugly!!" LMFAO

[chico260]

22 adults still believe in Santa

[chico260]

22 people have NEVER had a shity job during the holiday season!

[maxfamous1]

On russian it is much funnier.He says: u menja bljat obed!!!!. it is the same like I have fucking dinner fuck

[thevoidconsumes]

every thing every person in this movie says is the fucking funniest shit ive ever had the pleasure to have heard

[nzephier]

Never mess with a man when hes nomming on a salad. Salad is not a happy food for men to begin with. that was her first warning.

[korimus]

Act like a bad ass all you want Billy Bob, we will never forget you got bitch slapped by Kurt Russell in Tombstone.

[MysticDMBherb]

This movie is so well done, makes me laugh non stop

[Dethclops7]

"I'm on my fucking lunch break, OK?"

"Are you insane? Management's going to hear about this."

"You think thats a threat? If you can make my life any fucking,

worse go right on ahead, be my fucking guest take a shot."

So epic

[VictusDwayne]

@Dethclops7 When he said that, I heard the "The Good The Bad and The Ugly" theme playing. :D

[banlilwayne]

IM ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK.

[ageeeeeeeeee]

she tryng to be cheap

[Soccerjc03]

IM ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK OK

[Anumeric8]

.... Fucking great!

[DARKSINISTER2012]

"Jesus Christ. Is everything fuckin sex with you?"

[jlbroich]

Lmao what the midget told him at the end was fucking mean hahaXD

[guitars71]

@jlbroich If I were 3ft tall with a career as a mall elf, I'd be mean, too!LMAO

[Konformation07]

1:55 He has that "Oh fuck me" look.

[edinscot56789]

Willie got owned

[stacks6969allday]

he sitting there munchen on salad haha

[TylerPeckTV]

I used to say "IM ON MY FUCKIN LUNCH BREAK!" when the school lunch bell rings and teachers ask me to head back to class lol

[Bunker191990]

@TylerPeckTV then they'd be "you wanna go to the principals office" i'd be like you think that going to the principal's office is a threat?? you think it's gonna make my life more of a living hell?? be my fucking guest":P

[RDBeatnik]

"I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK!!!" I'm sure she'd love it if someone bothered her while she was eating. Dumb bitch. He should've smacked that bitch and her little brat, that little shit.

[BrutalAsHell]

lol "she sits at home and plays soccer with her tits"

[gosgoskate]

"I aint out there serial fornicating tryin to float my liver drinkin myself silly cuz Icant stand what a piece of shit I am!" DAMN

[hartmalcolm]

IM ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK OKAY!!

[basswulfwhisky]

probably the best scene in the movie

[basswulfwhisky]

probably the best scene in the movie

[cinemapsycho91]

1. Back to the Future

2. Pulp Fiction

3. Magnolia

4. Jackie Brown

5. Rain Man

6. Raging Bull

7. Psycho

8. Bug

9. The Odd Couple

10. Saving Private Ryan

[ALFAALFA45]

@cinemapsycho91 the only thing i agree witrh is pulp fiction

[cinemapsycho91]

@ALFAALFA45 Alrighty then. Arguably the greatest independent film of all time.

[Kole777]

@cinemapsycho91 wow you liked bug?

[cinemapsycho91]

@Kole777 Yep, sure as hell did! I have kinda weird taste.

[cinemapsycho91]

@Kole777 Yep. I have kind of weird taste. The technique used in Bug was so theatre-esque.

[ChristianPlague]

What're you, Sigmund sawed-off fuckin' Freud? 

[2tame4fame]

1. Bad Santa

2. Good Fellas

3. The big Lebovsky

4. Reservoir Dogs

5. Glenn Gary Glenn Ross

6. Pulp Fiction

7 Casino

8. Blow

[cinemapsycho91]

@2tame4fame These are your favorite movies of all time. If so, you have legit taste.

[cinemapsycho91]

@2tame4fame 1. Back to the Future

2. Pulp Fiction

3. Magnolia

4. Jackie Brown

5. Rain Man

6. Raging Bull

7. Psycho

8. Bug

9. The Odd Couple

10. Saving Private Ryan

[Emopimp11]

dude billy bob thornton is my second all time fav actor

shia labeouf is number one i love this movie and bad news bear remake and the movie they did togther engle eye

thx for uploading this

[Jens14]

he got a point tho

[hendokuyaku]

love it!

[bigbillyz]

if you dont find this funny... chances are your a jew

[cheapcape]

@bigbillyz A Jew directed this movie you cock head!

[blackout2430]

@cheapcape hahahhahahah wooooowwwww a jew actually did something of substance other than bitch about the heat AND use the holocost card lmfao..... ok i appologize that was ruthless, i couldnt help myself

[blackout2430]

@bigbillyz not just a jew, a zionist jew hahaha

[slickvicsagat]

Your soul is dogshit!

[roguetrip99]

Don't hold back Wee Man, tell him what you really think

[deavila310]

haha i know wat mall they made this movie in

[KWJVS125]

@deavila310 which one

[deavila310]

@KWJVS125 it's in southern cali.. it's cal del amo fashion center

[AxeChocolateboy]

this movie has THE BEST AND FUNNIEST arguments in the world if you ask me.

[BusterBunker]

Are you insane? LOL

[supermandisco]

I love shopping mall food courts, Greyhound bus please note. AND seeing Santa is always free! Just dont bother him while he's eating, that's a true story.

[SryderNintyThree]

this bitch deserves to get yelled at, cheap cunt, trying to see santa for free when the guy is trying to enjoy his lunch...i hate bitches like that

[cheapcape]

@SryderNintyThree Agreed.

[SryderNintyThree]

look at the little kid breaking a laugh when billy flips!

[pulle88888888]

1:31 walter matthew impression 

[Robertnuns]

lmao, billy bob is the man, he used to bang angelina ho lee

[ginlover92545]

@Robertnuns angelina ho lee!?!?!?! now you know you wrong for that LMAO!!!!! hey thats my girl she a good actress.... but i cant stop laughing thats foul! you wrong for that! LOL

[pratikh]

I would've started clapping when he yelled at the woman.

Do NOT fuck with someone's lunch break when it's painfully obvious that they hate their job.

[NewDay923]

Damn, i frakkin' love this scene!

[genescene78]

someones got the munchies lol

[andasin]

LoL pause it at 2:07 and look @ everyones expression

[ImportDreams500]

Best Holiday movie ever

[GreyWizzard]

when does it get funny?

[CanadianJon7]

The best Christmas movie ever.

[45383]

@CanadianJon7 more like the best movie ever.

[nrgize100]

@CanadianJon7 I agree!! The best Christmas movie

[Neonshell227]

@CanadianJon7 The weird thing is, it still feels like a christmas film. :D

[tiagandremo]

22 people were having their fucking lunch break

[iamtoh]

22 people got interrupted on their lunch breaks

[BurkhardKrone]

gotta love 1:33 :D

[youngs1ncere]

"you're an emotional fucking cripple, your soul is dog shit, everything about you is ugly" LOL! thats fuckin harsh! ..and the lettuce LOL! he eats like a fucking moron! LOL!

[jmordan]

"Your soul is dogshit." -thats fucking cold lol

[cuntcrazy09]

You think thats a threat



[1PhatHarleyOwner]

Best movie ever

[beccabby900]

hahaha the midget is meaann .

[Eddy2730]

I assume that this sequence, especially, was edited in such a way that certain words would be dubbed after shooting so that child actors wouldn't be offended. It was the same in "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life".

[eringobragh915]

@Eddy2730 What four-year-old is offended by cuss words? You mean so their parents wouldn't be offended.

[rockandroll63]

@Eddy2730 Yeah, you're exactly right. Now, fuck off you preaching fucking cunt.

[RebirthWoWGuild]

ATLEAST HE EATS RIGHT! eating a sallalalalalala SALAD

[kdokhoa]

2:02 :D

[timranieri]

funny how so many ppl wanna get thumbed up, 22 people dont respect lunch breaks? 22 hallmark channel watchers thumbed this video down.?

lol makes me laugh..

[Chrisaaad]

@timranieri yeah that is stupid shit

[carnifex2005]

22 people don't respect lunch breaks.

[cheapcape]

22 Hallmark Channel watchers thumbed this video down.

[DarrelM5000]

XD As if the kid wasn't already shy to talk to Santa, Billy Bob yells at him and his mom! lol XD Well that ruined it! HAHA XD

[MSMETALBABY]

This is fuckin' hilarious.

[jnkphoto]

Is that Jane Lynch?

[CircusJaximus]

@jnkphoto

no it's not jane lynch.

now if you'll excuse me - I'M ON MY FUCKIN LUNCHBREAK OK?

[lakebay972]

@jnkphoto It's not Jane Lynch. It's Lori Petty who in "A League of Their Own" and "In The Army Now." Jane Lynch would've torn Billy Bob a new one if he talked to her like that. :)

[flip66515]

Tony Cox (the dwarf) is my new hero

[koolkillax]

Pause at 1:34 lmfao!

[mosharma134]

Elf: "You fuck her?"

Santa: "Jesus Christ is everything fucking sex with you?"

Elf: "With me? I fuck one person. I ain't out there serial fornicating trying to float my liver drinking myself silly cuz I can't what a piece of shit I am"

[tassader123]

1:50 is really funny

[otev915]

Classic !!!!

[mackc6r]

This is my fav scene in the movie

[toophatpoyo]

I've suddenly developed a craving for salad.

[jonandjez]

your an emotional fucking crippel your soul is dogshit every single fucking thing about you is ugly lmfao

[Re1Mu2R3]

"You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot eatin' shit that has every slid from a human being's hairy ass."

[marketman316]

bucccknnasstyy........cereal fornicating?? what corn flakes LOL

[iwantpk2]

1:31 MOO..

[BuccCKNAssTyy]

Thumbs up for cereal fornicating lol

[rahul20]

why do people have to always try to make jokes about the number of dislikes!!

[cybillify]

is everything fucking sex with you lol

[reddenbawker]

That kid watched this 22 times.

[Valintinescu]

I watched this movie 15 times

[Floridaprepper]

I wish they would make a sequal to this.

[futureshocker]

I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK! I love that movie

[phoenix1991ful]

"You're an emotional fucking cripple. You soul is dogshit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly!!" That shit is priceless. rotflmao

Reminds me of everyday live in the Philly/South Jersey area;