Ask A Mobster Lobster

[gizmofly870]

Nyyyyegh.

[39maxpowers]

Ohhhhhhhh I get it, because much of the lobster in America that's not imported from Canada comes from Maine!!! Good one!!

[MasterDylly]

I mean goes

[MasterDylly]

Im confused this hoes for more than 5 seconds

[ELECTRICxEYE]

myeah! shes in good claws..i mean hands ..XD

[SPATCHYHD]

Press 5 for a bashing.

[sladikk]

Wait, so which one is his daughter?

[WulfShank]

@sladikk His sister

[XD4Lifeington]

"Lobster, this guy just ain't talkin'!"

*bubble bubble*

X'D

[JasonLovesLife]

How did they get that lobster to wear that cute hat?

[UvBeenPwn]

Lol, LABHSTA!?

[craterblast]

lobstah?

*BANG*

[777pixlemap]

Nyea!

[AronofskysKumo]

I can never understand what the first guy is saying to the lobster. Can someone write it down please?

[TakeFiveProduction]

@AronofskysKumo These guys from Maine are moving in on my turf.

[wisaza93]

did anyone notice that the guy getting beat up has rubber bands around his fingers?

[JasonLovesLife]

Is he related the "Rock Lobster"?

[Cuddlebunzzzz]

i'm a lobster and wtf am i doing on the internet

[TheEloeo]

The baseball bat guy just needs a friend. He doesn't want to harm anyone, he's just lonely!

[Drjusmar]

0:16 I like how he has lobster claw bands wrapped around his hands so he can't get away.

[jerpamithe1]

0:16 my personal favorite

[IWantMyMoneyBackNOW]

I'm offensive and I find this lobster.

[InfidelInside]

Oh christ... His hands are in rubber bands... "You're fucked sweetheart!"

[TheFiliusMortis]

@InfidelInside I just love when people copy my jokes and get thumbs up...... :[

[InfidelInside]

@TheFiliusMortis I don't even read the comments on the rare occasions I post, sorry man

[The1337Duke]

How can mobster Lobster shoot a gun? He doesn't have opposable thumbs, or even fingers

[Icarus708]

the only lobster on the planet that has been seen 51277 times....and counting.....

[sawtes]

@Icarus708 add the first video this is the second

[Icarus708]

@sawtes exactly !!!

[LMDS95]

@sawtes Third, actually afaik. There's a penis enlargement one, and one where Kelsey was stuck with her fingers.

[MrCrisby222]

lol the guy that wont talk has the rubber bands on his hands =P

[AustinAzure]

Do you have any... Lobstah Fahts brand cereal?

[firespikez]

heh. I liked the elastic bands instead of hand cuffs

[shank1020]

0:20 Rousselet will never get out of those

[phreestylesk8r]

haha the ad on the right is for the godfather

[killianman299]

Guy: Why is no one talking to me

Me: Maybe your deaf??????

[redsox1024]

i love how the guy he's interrogating has rubber bands on his hands

[rethinkOURreality]

those were quite nice 5-second films there

[GameKeeper28]

Mobster Lobster. That rhymes.

[Dasyati]

Crustacean organized crime... it kinda makes sense if you think about it. Having those claws means you'll never catch a Red Lobster handed.

[conner623]

@Dasyati

*Plays Cool Cactus*

[sunmock]

The guy who ain't talking has elastic bands around his hands.

[M4gicHat]

:D I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!

[explorer47422]

OMG Lobster! Was just looking at the older ones, more ask a lobster!

[Wadewilsondp07]

that lobster is ruthless

[ehhsielove]

"she's in good claws- i mean hands."

all of these are so genius!

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

I don't get it

[Delworri]

"Which one is more pissed off?"

"My daughter..."

Best. Line. EVER.

[dualCranKy]

@Delworri I dont really get it.. why is his daughter pissed?

[stevenskul]

@Delworri Me daughter

[TheFiliusMortis]

0:18 Oh you're fucked sweatheart....

[MagWrath]

Give him the clamps.

[TheMaineLobstah]

My Maine senses are tingling...

[AndrewG57]

It was awkward when the mobster lobster was tried for murder and, when judge Trudy brought out the dancing lobsters, found out why his brother Paul dropped out of medical school.

[xroneh]

Damn right there's nothing wrong with Maine..

[nathanrivera91]

Lawhbsta?

[callmesuspect]

Not as good as the old ask a lobster. the voice was funny but the content of the conversation wasn't really. still like it.

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

love that voice XD

[RyderRocks73]

@RawrNinjaBurgers You should watch the little mermaid tv series then.

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@RyderRocks73 i dont get the connection between mermaids and a mob boss voice

[RyderRocks73]

@RawrNinjaBurgers /watch?v=wtxUQQ2d3U4&feature=r­elated&t=173

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@RyderRocks73 o_o

[FullTonProductions]

that guy who wouldn't talk had rubber bands on his hands. you know, like they do to keep lobster claws together? see, it's funny!!

[CryingWindmillFP]

Nah.

[FerchoMusiic]

where's kelsey!!!?? :c

[TimeForDadTime]

Looks like

*puts on sunglasses*

you guys put a lot of time into these. They were really funny

yeah

[VirtuaBlueAM2]

Comment removed to protect identity

[OpitimusJr]

i want lopster

[The6hojrak]

My daughter....

[Nerwik]

0:19 baseball guy is just deaf. He didnt seem to notice that at all.

[JJPerks23]

I love being from Maine... JK it sucks.

[Unholyblessing19]

Sounds like prisoners wife was...SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES?

[jathe5th]

@Unholyblessing19 you forgot to put on your sunglasses and stare into nowhere.

[Unholyblessing19]

@jathe5th I didn't need to ;) I already had them on in the first place.

[Clutnuckle]

@Unholyblessing19 i like you

[Spekkify]

@Unholyblessing19 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@Unholyblessing19 As long as there are no sunglasses or screams, I am giving you a thumbs up.

[EffingTank]

@Unholyblessing19 I think you mean sleeping with the crustacean but I'll let it slide for the sake of puns

[n00buler89]

@Unholyblessing19 Actually, a lobster is a crustacean.

[flashmate100]

this lobster is my hero.

[ImCristel]

She is in good claws, i mean hands, lolol

[NavyBluePwns]

Did you guys notice the guy's hands being tied with the blue bands at 0:18?

[AgerBoniard]

@NavyBluePwns Like a lobster :)

[samuraistalin]

Who the hell gave you the right to insult the Gigli family??? -pulls revolver-

[Andri474]

@samuraistalin Heheheh,Gigli....hehehehe.Oh that's rich,hahahahah.

[samuraistalin]

@Andri474 Hey, his name is Ben Gigli. And this isn't the first 5sf video where he's played a mafioso. Just sayin'

[SuperDeath74]

301 VIEWS 1000+ LIKES??!?!

[DeBlaz21]

LAHBSTAH?

[jhohcable]

Sometimes a guy becomes a liability, you gotta clip him.

With your own claws. 8(

[GrapeKingProductions]

anyone else getting the godfather ads? ironic?

[oontgrad]

@GrapeKingProductions getadblockyourwelcome

[ImaginaryTimes]

The options were his wife and his mistress...Where did 'daughter' come from?

[PerZclan]

@ImaginaryTimes I'm not saying you're stupid or anything, but that was the joke...

[TheFiliusMortis]

Looks like the guy at 0:18 deserves a "Oh you're fucked sonny...."

[TylerEvolvesP4F]

00:17 best one

[TheRyukenhadoken]

lol why does the irish guy wear green

[wererat2000]

@TheRyukenhadoken *Cough cough* first guy *cough*

[XMMM94]

Y is noone talkin 2 me? XD

[sangheili1024]

0:26 Mr. Benefit of the Doubt?

[theabelincoln56]

@sangheili1024 seriously?

[DJRozwell]

May your first child be a crustaceous child.

[luv4drums1]

FALSE AND HOMOSEXUAL. That is a Florida lobster because it has no claws. You fools deserve to die for this.

[chicagoo17]

FIRST

[XxTriViuMfan98xX]

i got the godfather ad :)

[DTFdowntofilm]

whats wrong with youtube right now? theres always 301 views.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@DTFdowntofilm It's a server glitch that's been here for years.

[neopato]

Awesome. The original Ask a Lobster was the video that made me subscribe to you guys. Well, first I binged and watched all of the other videos on your channel (you can actually waste time if you put them all together!) Then I subscribed with conviction.

[Kidzilla99]

40 seconds!? What is this, a Lawrence of Arabia marathon!? I don't have time for this shit!!!

[Kainlarsen]

@Kidzilla99 Here, have some ritalin.

[blakesetsgoals]

lobstah?

[VexxxHD]

Press 3 Then 5 " Now were Talkin !!!! "

[iambrainwashingu]

not as good as ask a lobster

[samusRulz]

@EntrailSaunders You forgot "both top comments are the same." :3

[Billehlolkitteh]

@EntrailSaunders t(ツ)_/¯

[1DiegoDV]

press 5 for fun!

[SmileysRevenge100]

Hey! That's not a rock. It's a ROCK LOBSTER!!!!

[MondoMiniman]

@SmileysRevenge100 NOPE! Chuck testa

[BluEngi]

Leave the gun, take the cannolis...

[migueloico]

this video took a whole lot of my time

[niyarth]

VIDEOS TOO LONG.

[xel99]

meh see

[MCKT2806]

LOL

[TheloniousKeys781]

Wait... I thought lobsters had claws.

[Superfartfucktard420]

MEH

[Kingcobra752]

What has Maine ever done to you?! Fucking Dick...

[ComeToJesus]

niiiiice the lobster is back

[VenomFro]

directed by m night shamalan

[Vlupius]

Love it how the beat-up guy has rubber bands around his hands :')

[fellios94]

Love the description.

[Mastersteef123]

MAH!

[munky40903805]

...crayfish



[MetraTrebla]

DAT FISH CRAY!

[JIYkp]

The description. Wow

[XxPhilibertxX]

love u 5 second film make a dvd !

[tehc111]

@XxPhilibertxX

Oh yes please. I'd buy the shit out of a 5 second films DVD.

[bitterbum1]

WHY IS NO ONE TAAKIN TA ME???

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

SCARY LOBSETER!!!! AHHH

[Afroknas]

<3 Mobster Lobster

[AlexanderJVelicky]

Do a behind the scenes for this. Please.

[dontmesswiththecat]

I love the guy who writes the descriptions

[bgibbz1]

Anyone realize in the subscriptions box, it says the video is 41 seconds, but then when you click on it it's only 40?

[cakecheese55]

Lol the URL is going FUUUAAAA

[TheAdmiral]

That is one wise invertebrate.

[HerrNose]

Ever since I could remember, I've always wanted to be a crustacean.

[nabbo99]

URL be raging!

[Crunchles]

@nabbo99 Or getting KOed in Soul Calibur...

[ps2knutz]

LOL the guys hands are bound like a lobster's

[rujawa27]

I don't get how it can all be sooooo good.

[BigDogStoryTime]

haha i love it

[offdaheez]

$9.99 a pound!

[Beluga7whale]

This Shit Cray!

[ionodge]

y isnt olivia in videos anymore...shes hot... ;)

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@ionodge olivia who?

[AshleyTisdaleFan2145]

@ionodge Whos that?

[HardCoreGunGames]

sorry but not that great

[StephensStuff]

What will we do with the body Lobster?

-Boil it!

[FinalLegacy25]

"What she order?" "Fish cray"-JayZ

[SurikenJoe]

Next installment: Ask as Snobster Lobster.

[Duxhockey77]

That fish cray...

[killerghost31]

claw so hard motherfuckers wanna fry me...that fish cray

[PocketAceBas]

138th

[luckyleprachaun7]

...Okay._.

[Cyb0rgasm]

I'd love to see 5SF collaborate with FND Films.

[YellowDartFaulk]

take the gun... leave the lobster

[ngolimit2]

That lobster is so dangerous

[denniesloot18]

its a shrimp..

[Jex134]

@denniesloot18 lol @ some people can't tell the difference between shrimp and lobsters.

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let me guess a lot of the dogs people see are actually cats, right?

[VictorianReflection]

0:10 Makes me proud to be Irish

Haha love you guys

[ThemExplosiveTurtles]

GOOD ONE LOBSTER. :D