I watch Bear Grylls for the comedy, born survivor, born disaster more like. I saw him fail to light a fire, throw his bamboo ladder across a stream only to watch it shatter into pieces and ask his camera man for help getting out of a desert hole; he must have expended litres of sweat to get a couple of drops of mud.
@lpsangle13 its would not world please if you are going to leave comments think about how its spelt !!! if you are not sure ask google ^^ lol x sorry to get at you but i just feel that spelling words is some thing that is lacking ! x
i bet bear grylls takes all the things he needs in case the plane crashs like a parachute and all the things he has in his show. airport security: scuz me sir you can have knifes, ropes, emergency river rafts, multiple spears, sharpening stones, pig heart and all your other junk.
"first priority is food" What? This guy is not a survival expert . He's a tv show . I like the show .. Its fun to watch . He is no expert or one to educate us on true survival . Fun show though
@rocafella142 Any ways he could have used a wood stick with the Slug just like the shit you do with a marshmallow so why did he go doing shit like this -_____-
The usual self-congratulatory bullshit. What a total tool. I was born in England, but thank fuck I've got an Irish passport. This man is an embarrassment.
@Appleguy2456 Thai first then work down to the calf muscle, those taste and cook the best. The ear cartilage of a human tastes very good also and is my favourite but there's very little of it, you'd have to use a solidifying method on the ear to make it chewy and last longer
@spartanses I don't read all the comments that people write. Sometimes people just think alike and there will be similar comments. Were you just looking for a reason to call someone a wanker? grow up and stop being the comment police.
@noobrages Probably enough to keep you from passing out for about an hour, idk in actual survival it's not about getting as much as you can at once but a steady flow of food.
he makes me laugh so much . the bee sting was the best . for a bit of honey he could have died . lets start a facebook group . what can we make him eat next . donkey dick or something :)
"But the meat will have lots of good _____________." At this point I was thinking please don't say protein, please don't say protein. And he says Protein. Everything has good protein to him. He probably eats his own shit because of all the protein.
@kingchris7519 that would be a big mistake, i u eat that you gonna end up with vomiting and violent diarréa, and that would be a massive blow to your moral!
@AsianWhoCanDrive Uh are you stupid? Why would he eat kfc that's fucking garbage food. I bet you're a fat fuck in real life for saying such a thing. * Wild kfc* And I bet you're a smart guy too, very smart. Wild kfc. Wild kfc.
i hate people saying "eww thats gross" i mean come on hes telling you how to survive in extreme situations he doesant eat these because he likes them he eats them to show us what to do.
I watch Bear Grylls for the comedy, born survivor, born disaster more like. I saw him fail to light a fire, throw his bamboo ladder across a stream only to watch it shatter into pieces and ask his camera man for help getting out of a desert hole; he must have expended litres of sweat to get a couple of drops of mud.
m1trekker 2 weeks ago
why does he explain what a slug is
Bear: its like a snail but without a shell.
me: WE KNOW WHAT A SLUG IS , honestly...
scuttlez19 2 months ago 3
@scuttlez19 dude there are blonds who wouldn't know what it is....LOL JK XD
04GUITARPLAYER04 1 month ago
How does he not throw these things up
chloealyssamei 2 months ago
dat dracuuuuu omuuuu
boogieman03ful 2 months ago
what DONT he eat? no serioously
MrBijipelerkuda 2 months ago
@MrBijipelerkuda he squeezes shit for water for crying out loud.
ALI340275 2 months ago
am i the only one who covers my self in vasoline and pretends im a slug?
123snaku 2 months ago
@123snaku Nope i do the same except im a catterpiller
ExtraDone1 2 months ago
It's interesting how no one freaks out when kills slugs and spiders but when he kills larger animals like reindeer, everyone loses their minds.
marvolo21mz 2 months ago
if i was Bear i world just eat the plants. :)
lpsangle13 3 months ago
@lpsangle13 its would not world please if you are going to leave comments think about how its spelt !!! if you are not sure ask google ^^ lol x sorry to get at you but i just feel that spelling words is some thing that is lacking ! x
rafterman31 3 months ago
@rafterman31 well i was typing fast and i spell words wrong and i do know how to spell world so ya . :I
lpsangle13 3 months ago
mm escargo
TheQuakester 3 months ago
Oh Bear and his protein..
hahahaloveful 3 months ago
soo why did they change the name to man vs wild
fucker007moneeey 3 months ago
i bet bear grylls takes all the things he needs in case the plane crashs like a parachute and all the things he has in his show. airport security: scuz me sir you can have knifes, ropes, emergency river rafts, multiple spears, sharpening stones, pig heart and all your other junk.
Bear Grylls: do you want to die
Security: well course not
Bear: well let me take it then
blackhole4568 3 months ago
mmmmmmmmmmmm
CHRISIDDON17 3 months ago
"first priority is food" What? This guy is not a survival expert . He's a tv show . I like the show .. Its fun to watch . He is no expert or one to educate us on true survival . Fun show though
Beachcrib 4 months ago
I wonder what it would be like if he took his date to dinner
shanedawsonluv123 4 months ago
thas NOT escargo
D8Alpha 4 months ago
Awesome.. magic mushroom
TehRaign 4 months ago
would it taste better if he just cook the dam thing without water ? -_-
PUN117 4 months ago
@PUN117 you can't cook in a pot without water...you will burn the pot. didn't you learn that in physics?
rocafella142 4 months ago
@rocafella142 Any ways he could have used a wood stick with the Slug just like the shit you do with a marshmallow so why did he go doing shit like this -_____-
PUN117 4 months ago
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rocafella142 4 months ago
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@PUN117 lol it's bear grylls best not to question him. just like him camera crew has gallons of water on them but he chooses to drink his own pee.
rocafella142 4 months ago
Slugs, snails without shells.
music11man11 5 months ago
Eat a slug alive
TheOldGameKid 5 months ago
Why don't they just call Jimmy Johns?
thao81champ 5 months ago
My first priority, food
second priority, piss.
onemorelate 5 months ago 18
@onemorelate lol
rocafella142 4 months ago
what hasnt he eaten?!?!?
animeaddict1011 5 months ago
I would have roasted it instead
porov 5 months ago
I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy! /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4
IWantKhat 5 months ago
HAHHAHAHHAAHAHA who hides slugs in their pants!!?
superMILFER 5 months ago
WHY THE HEEL DOES EVERY TIME BEAR GRYELLS SEES A ANIMAL HE SEES IF HE CAN EAT IT
Loveya2231 5 months ago
NOT GARY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! spongebob will get his revenge
MultiVietMinh 5 months ago
which episode is this?
pickup12 5 months ago
guts in side!!!!!!!!!
StewieTheRocket 5 months ago
Slimey yet satisfying.
myara546 5 months ago
protein shmotein im not eating taht shit ever id eat my own foot
xxabyssalminionxx 5 months ago
fly agaric mushrooms? i ate those before and had one helluva trip. they are a type of magic mushrooms. bear i wish you ate one so you'd trip.
theganjaacidhead 5 months ago
The cameraman obviously eats this guys poo, and drinks his own pee in a bottle
1OOWon 6 months ago
It's be funny if when he's eating that, the camera people take out REAL food and eat it in front of him. Lol.
Osbert50 6 months ago
wtf? reaction button..
NeedBackUpXD 6 months ago
i licked my lips when watching this......
RaymondLovesFire 6 months ago
slug stew? yummy
spartanses 6 months ago
Just ate a slug...better drink my piss.
kyuubisharinan3296 6 months ago
if i ate slugs, i'll over cook it just to be safe
ghettoazn650 6 months ago
They. Dont. Pay. This. Guy. Enough.
Gr34ters 6 months ago
Born survivor 4:
Bear Grylls eats godzilla
aliviahatesyou 6 months ago
with bear we learn about animal anatomy :P thumbs up if you agree
abraham12355 6 months ago 26
@steveyodog I Think he eat food cans or have a nice meal with Bear :D
Themicromix1 6 months ago
hes like the best survivor i know and he spawns in a strange world with armor weapons and a backpack and a camera WtF?
justin240588 6 months ago
Lesson learned- You can't possibly be eating something while Bear eats anything.
AubreyLovesYouu1 6 months ago
Is it me, or is watching this while hungry looks pretty good?
Biweirdos 6 months ago
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is protein all that he cares?
WindBreaker77 6 months ago
''It's like a snail, without a shell'' that would be a slug then.
twatfaceno1 6 months ago
wow he makes a fire just to cook a slug
RamZodiac 6 months ago
everything contains "lots and lots of protein" doesn't it?
NFBaseball05 6 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Flushed Away was good movie. Just sayin'.
ErosaScuderia 6 months ago
fuck that, i'll get some fish from the river or some shit :/
Carbonite2008 6 months ago
why doesn't the damn camera crew just give him a candy bar...
DubMenomic 6 months ago
Wet, tired, and hungry? That's EVERY MINUTE OF MY LIFE.
IEatCray0ns 6 months ago
nice video man
7aroob1 6 months ago
how would you know if its cooked, do you find that out when your dead?
normman789 6 months ago
i dont even dare to touch these slugs! =(
C0C0KOKO 7 months ago
The usual self-congratulatory bullshit. What a total tool. I was born in England, but thank fuck I've got an Irish passport. This man is an embarrassment.
neighbour666 7 months ago
0:30> a.k.a "Shrooms"
sportnut45 7 months ago
that guy is gonna be a great bodybuilder he's right after protein xD
FrozenCrewGr 7 months ago
i wonder if he found a dead human body and he had to survive if he would eat the heart, or the testicles first.
Appleguy2456 7 months ago
@Appleguy2456 Thai first then work down to the calf muscle, those taste and cook the best. The ear cartilage of a human tastes very good also and is my favourite but there's very little of it, you'd have to use a solidifying method on the ear to make it chewy and last longer
RebirthWoWGuild 7 months ago
@RebirthWoWGuild are u a cannibal or something...
grnlvr8 7 months ago
TIME
TO
DRINK
MY PISS
chrischanerz 8 months ago
y do u put it in ur pocket
justinbieberfeverfor 8 months ago
What does the camera man eat?
steveyodog 8 months ago 136
@steveyodog pizza =)
BerryAdorkable 7 months ago
@steveyodog
he eats KFC :)
jamzillah 6 months ago
@steveyodog I love that you copied someone elses post from another video that they posted 7 months before you. wanker
spartanses 6 months ago
@spartanses I don't read all the comments that people write. Sometimes people just think alike and there will be similar comments. Were you just looking for a reason to call someone a wanker? grow up and stop being the comment police.
steveyodog 6 months ago
@steveyodog mc donalds
SkaterJaro 6 months ago
@steveyodog Bear's shit. It's full of proteines, you know XD
Intifadark 6 months ago
@steveyodog A 5 star meal provided by a chef traveling with them, while Bear watches.
mrvideogamevideos 5 months ago
@steveyodog pizza
MonikaVP 5 months ago
@steveyodog Hamburger, Hot Dogs and everything from McDonals, what else?
Boranda01 5 months ago
@steveyodog sandwish probably
liudxdx 5 months ago
@steveyodog it doesnt matter were u are macdonalds will deliver...
spoiledkid999 5 months ago
@steveyodog cheesebuger
SteveThePCGamer 4 months ago
@steveyodog hes got canned food
JeffNeroHardyIsAweso 3 months ago
this shit is nasty
michellelovesjessica 8 months ago
My first priority... drinking my own piss.
uni4dfx 8 months ago
I wonder if a fucking rock has lots and lots of protein...
6to9inch 8 months ago 5
what episode is this from
?
ThisIsHafiy 8 months ago
this guy should just go to Fear Factor instead
he can make a fortune from those shows
Babytrex133 8 months ago
juice!
callofdutywawcj1 8 months ago
He eats everything i hope he eats a poo next time.
SURVIVAL TECHNIQUE
callofdutywawcj1 8 months ago
His facial emotion still says it's good ._.
senamon241 9 months ago
lost in the chuckecheese playhouse....
better drink my own piss.
lilmoonprincess125 9 months ago 5
a guy got in a coma from eating these.. lets dig in
martinb1337 9 months ago
eww slug
Mel44344x 10 months ago
yek!
1409wally 10 months ago
From all the protein he eats his poop probably looks like a body builder
Badassbroadcasts 10 months ago 4
His parent must have had the easiest time raising him. Just give him a carpet and it will last him for weeks.
georgiegan 10 months ago
I could imagine Bear taking a shit, staring it down, scooping it up and slamming it down! yummy!
Doped2k7 10 months ago 2
Dude, who throws you so much bombs about proteins?
tareekcs 10 months ago
@tareekcs lmao
privatecoduti 10 months ago
I want him to be a teammate in survivor!
doogsters101 10 months ago
Since 2007 Bear hasn't gone near a supermarket in order of being branded "fake".
ExtremeBogom 10 months ago
Oh again with the protein!But still he is right..
rjspd111 10 months ago
One day, Bear Grylls does into a supermarket and...
MusicalFubar 10 months ago
@MusicalFubar Eats the cashier.
NLBlackname55NL 10 months ago
If you have protein in you, you fucked.
TotalOmnicide 10 months ago
まぢ尊敬する(#´_ゝ`)
24PRS 10 months ago
Yum bear's version of escargots.
heated789456 10 months ago
how filling are two slugs?
noobrages 10 months ago
@noobrages Probably enough to keep you from passing out for about an hour, idk in actual survival it's not about getting as much as you can at once but a steady flow of food.
Surberous500 10 months ago
even if it tastes...horrible
lol that face and that sentence wsas really funny
rapunzel281986 11 months ago
rofl there's a sushi ad on this video!
TruAzn100 11 months ago
Oh protein? Why didn't you say so!
xG4mx 11 months ago
Bear's Wife: "Kids, I'm heading out your Dad's cooking dinner tonight".
Kids: "0_0"
yeastori 11 months ago 3
@yeastori
Copy & Pasted...
NNJDCooKieZ 11 months ago
should have boiled it in his own piss.
tommos1 11 months ago
"good bitta energy, good bitta protien."
SERIOUSLY!!!
Kittenlover02 11 months ago
EAT UP
SuperUnknown1998 11 months ago
When he is dehydrated and got nothing to eat, he is gonna eat his boogers....
jikwang555 11 months ago
he should write a book, that's awesome :P
Nerinaization 11 months ago
cooking with bear :)
AlexBinghamx 11 months ago
wet, tired, and hungry. entertaining night much?
RazzberriJam 11 months ago
LOL Fart at 0:25
aTastyCake 1 year ago
@aTastyCake isn´t a fart^^
Zatunov 1 year ago
toughest guy on this show is his knife, does all the work cutting the gross shit up
JonoWins 1 year ago
I bet the cameraman has some PB&J sandwiches.
Foreverclever87 1 year ago 3
its fun watching him eat XD
holycow343 1 year ago 4
Bear is stronger than a bear..
MichaelJackson199 1 year ago
you know what is funny? while im watching bear eat his "stew", im munching on a burger. :O im so heartless. :(
yoyodude67 1 year ago
how many people would rather eat shit than what this guy eats?
meldogpund 1 year ago
Funny thing is everything in the wild is rich in protein.
lol112300 1 year ago 4
OMG lets hear those lame ass emo chuck norris jokes
SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 1 year ago
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dragon5122 1 year ago
PROTEIN MAN ''a lots of protein''
sampid02 1 year ago
im from australia and my mate ate a slug a few years ago while he was drunk lmao but his all good
ahmet726 1 year ago
OMG this helped me i was in my garden and i couldent get in my house so i got a slug went ionside coocked it then locked my self back out !!! LOL
Mk3Run 1 year ago
Glad I know this now.
I'm from Australia and I'm the type of guy who would eat a slug for a dare haha
SnipaAdelaide 1 year ago
mmmmmh 8d .... MUMMMY xD Can you make a slug soup for me?!
StationZeroOne 1 year ago
I once had a deep fried slug at an asian restaraunt, it was amazing!
kygner 1 year ago
at 2:53 his face looks like he just jizzed.
jM2997 1 year ago
did bear just say, "its not worth the risk?" what a shit-eating hypocrite!
gfhfgjfgx 1 year ago
he makes me laugh so much . the bee sting was the best . for a bit of honey he could have died . lets start a facebook group . what can we make him eat next . donkey dick or something :)
djlink76 1 year ago
@djlink76 Im sure he already ate that.. lol
gorillafromdamist 11 months ago
if bear makes a strange face when he eats something it taste super bad
AcideX9 1 year ago
It's ok, this was probably filmed 5 minutes away from a McDonalds.
RationalTheism 1 year ago
this is just disgusting bear...
spartanses 1 year ago
"But the meat will have lots of good _____________." At this point I was thinking please don't say protein, please don't say protein. And he says Protein. Everything has good protein to him. He probably eats his own shit because of all the protein.
ChuckNorrisKratos 1 year ago 4
Shit when im lost with nothing to eat im going to look for Bear and eat him......Bears have tons and tons of protein
kingchris7519 1 year ago 106
@kingchris7519 if i am lost and bear is lost he is the last person i want to see... i'll be his protein
killalot172 1 year ago
@kingchris7519 AND vitamins
aumi20 11 months ago
@kingchris7519 if he doesn't eat you 1st that is
m33lad 8 months ago
@kingchris7519 that would be a big mistake, i u eat that you gonna end up with vomiting and violent diarréa, and that would be a massive blow to your moral!
Olivernasa 6 months ago
he kisses his wife with that mouth?
ZxcoeanxZ 1 year ago
@ZxcoeanxZ his wife is uglyer than the snail he ate
LordVlader 1 year ago
FFS guys, if you can't do anything like him, just stfu and give him props.
dont say hes stupid hes my idol
BadBoyBoyzz 1 year ago 3
"I found one slug and the crew managed to find me another couple" nice guys eh.
ChewTheGlue 1 year ago
I VOTE BEAR GRYLLS TO BE ON IM A CELEB !!!!!!!
Genocidesociety 1 year ago
he basically strips all the meat from the slug, does he wait until they reproduce? @_@
anthonyli00 1 year ago
i wonder how greatful he'd be if he found a fresh bucket of wild kfc somewhere
AsianWhoCanDrive 1 year ago 94
@AsianWhoCanDrive Uh are you stupid? Why would he eat kfc that's fucking garbage food. I bet you're a fat fuck in real life for saying such a thing. * Wild kfc* And I bet you're a smart guy too, very smart. Wild kfc. Wild kfc.
RebirthWoWGuild 7 months ago
@RebirthWoWGuild
yes, im extremely fat, ugly and stupid. i have no life so i troll videos like this arguing with 14 year olds =)
(btw, i just realized i spelt grateful). kudos to u my friend, kudos
AsianWhoCanDrive 7 months ago 57
HAHAHA that dumb australian cunt
DHeroDogmaPS3 1 year ago
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TheTalerus 1 year ago
so he CAN taste wat he eats!!
Julleen 1 year ago
this dude must have some horrible taste buds !!
ftsj90 1 year ago
After all of the things he eats , I bet his wife wont wanna kiss him.
Dragoniteon 1 year ago
Well, suns going down... Time to drink my piss.
LoveAddictREmix 1 year ago
lol he says it's a snail without a shell - so basically a slug
JoohyunCha1994 1 year ago
atleast he eat it cooked
itsmeandyou1207 1 year ago
bear doesnt like his vegies .
iiTheresaOeurnx 1 year ago
to be honest, if you actually cook those things right, they might taste actually good
shishamu 1 year ago
he needs some seasoning in his backpack....
daveight5two 1 year ago
'teh meat of them has a lot of protein'
alright. yep. that's why i'd eat slugs.
salrubz 1 year ago
which episode ?
EnkushStrife1996 1 year ago
i hate people saying "eww thats gross" i mean come on hes telling you how to survive in extreme situations he doesant eat these because he likes them he eats them to show us what to do.
OopsIJustSharted 1 year ago 3
ya sure go ahead eat random stuff its not gross or anything
skullkid960 1 year ago