MY FIRST KISS...

[203blackrose]

carmall moceoto 

[POPTOTHEPUNK56]

You have joe jonas doll haha

[XxILoveCamGigandet13]

Lol SUPER CUTE / FUNNY VIDEO quick question to Shane if u ever read this or see it but wen did u get ur new dog Chocolate cuz I missed a couple of ur videos if u ever made one of (him or her) !!!

[chocolatemilk98604]

Yeah. I don't like my dad either... He's a TERRIBLE dude.... O.o

[yenli420]

@72chilly same here

[yenli420]

@72chilly I

[72chilly]

my dad abuses me as well, i just sit there and ignore him. i hope he leaves. I love you shane <3 x

[Whatsurprobman]

will this guy ever get laid?

watch?v=wof9Z6Gw478

[kathleenjackson93]

"Im gonna work on punching your fuckin head in!" LOVE IT!

[lovii90]

you didnt say the second thing that annoys you!

[bluediamondsoftball6]

4:36 I can keep clicking LOL!

[bluediamondsoftball6]

It was killin' mah eyes girlll!

[vvdancermullins22]

Shane I'm so sorry for you. But you need to know that you are an amazing person and you make everyone around you feel great. :) -3

[AdventuresofFatward]

I have a bad relationship with both my parents. I wasn't abused, but... anyways, I'm adopted now. And honestly when Titanic came on I pretty much died. That was my favorite movie, and that's what I thought when you said I'm the king of the world, and then the song came on :D

[skulledrubberducks]

shane i was once it tiny chat with you and rememberd you said the thing about your chewing pet peeve and you where doing it in the chat room and i went off at you lol

[xxandie99]

Shane, i would love for you to make a video about your relationship with your dad. I dont want to sound gay but my older sister was in the same situation as you were before i was born.

[EverythingIsHere21]

Shananays voice just brightens my day gurl!

[cassiemahon]

XD omfg chocolate's scary look.. priceless !!!!!! Lmao

[lbaby363]

"oh well i was working on my video but now im gonna work on PUNCHING YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN!!!!!!" OOMFG I LOVE THAT PART!

[DuThree32]

Is he really gay?

[TheLoveMuffin13]

@DuThree32 no he isnt actually.. i was wondering the same thing but there's a video where he talks about how he not actually gay and he and his gf broke up but now he has a new gf who was in the new valentines video on his iphone channel

[Bernardo4198]

He is gonna get worms from licking a dog's mouth

[AngelWingsMakeMeFly]

i love the beginning intro! :D

[rhendihoover]

I havent been to starbucks for long time but when i was little i used to order a cup of whip cream. My 2000 through 2008 bears. My moms tacos. Fasion-able i guess. Loud chewing and people that copy every word to everything

[zebraISwild]

you kinda scare me lol!

[purplelightbulb72]

I'm a vegetarian Shane!! Hahaha its cool evrybody likes different things :) Eat what you like!! Oh that sounded soo wrong...;DD

[katehisandhugs]

never mind my last comment, just read the description

[katehisandhugs]

Am i the only one who wants to know why he didnt answer all the questions? unedited version please.

[axelivan6587]

What the fuck joe relly

[Copyesappel]

This was seriously one of the best videos on the youtube :p

[aandhtacos]

OMG I EAT CHICKEN EVERY DAY I LOVE CHICKEN

[aandhtacos]

The second that I hears what Shane said about his dad my heart bursted. That's sad

[Candace81100]

Food: pasta

Closet: PANTS I HATE SKIRTS AND DRESSES I HATE THE FEELING OF MY LEGS RUBBING TOGETHER -.-

2 pet peeves: chewing loud! Guys with pants below their butts I don't want to see that shit............

[juggalettetillidie2]

U ONLY DID 1 PET PEEVE

[MollyTriplett]

I wanna bang your face. <3

[Clubpenguinmad11]

ha ha that is so funny

[FantasyFreak970]

Shane is so boring he made the dog yawn. :P (just kidding ur very entertaining)

[kariandemblab]

Wow ur like me with the chewing. I showed my mom that part and now she thinks ur the one that made me psycho

[CheyLovesWrestlin]

4:23 shane's face was priceless

[sassyannie24]

you are hot and i love all of them and ur dog is cute and i have proplems with my dad to !!!!!!!!

[Dancerox1011]

i never kiss my dog like that

[101balletfreak]

I laughed this whole vid :)

[lilbitcrazyx00]

Lol

[KateMeowFrr]

best video ever.

[kwidee]

BORING!

[cutiepie123461]

Wow I just noticed shane gets destracted so fast!!!!! LOL

[LuvBeingPopular]

What breed is ur dog?

[MoNsTeReNeRgY487]

1. venti java-chip

2. my purple tanktop

3. im actually shy with guys i like

4. meet shane dawson

5. monster energy drinks (idgaf if it's not a food)

6.shut the fudge up fat a**

[TaraAndJessie]

1. What do you order at Starbucks?: Umm iced-tea

2. What's one thing in your closet that you cannot live without? My shoes

3. What's one thing that most people probably wouldn't know about you? Umm im only 4 i was born on a leap year

4. Name one thing that you want to do before you die: Meet shane dawson

5. What's one food that you cannot live without? Chicken <3

6. What quote/phrase do you live your life by?SHUT THE FUCK UP

didnt have any room left

[uchihahamadara123]

4:36 is it wrong that that gave me a boner???

[kieke2011]

Omg shane i love yuh

[Hinataxxxneji]

Chocolate is so cute! :)

[ercolormeblack1]

2:48 - 2:51 is so funny

[TalkingToTheClouds]

It would've been adorable if you said "And make a little vloggy with my doggy"

[sammyenpolleke]

4:24 Is the best part ;)

[itsmevickiangela]

Yay vegetarians!

[peaceout19991]

My favorite food is chocolate (not the dog!) My style is emo and my two pet peeves, I think it's when I'm talking and someone talks over me and the other one is when someone tells me the same thing twice. Shane its so nice that you would tell us about your dad.

[WSLmaker]

I completely agree with the chewing in the ear thing. It makes me want to harm them in horrible ways

[Jazzy4931]

Lol

[xmarksmarko]

Fat???!!!

[HaleyintheBox]

Good job Shane, you just gave Chocolate herpes...

[Dezirizzles]

*I seriously almost cried when you were honest with us about your dad.

[Dezirizzles]

I seriously almost cried when you talked about you were honest with us about your dad. That just makes me look up to you 18363635x more your so amazing! :)

[Brittaney73]

I think it's awesome that you were honest about your dad... to know that somebody with as much success as you has been through fucked up trialsome shit, it's inspirational. For cereal. Just goes to show that those who've been through the most pain, are eventually the ones who laugh the most.

[wolf47503]

your dog and my dog shold meet my dog does that exact dance thing

[luisgay389]

shane can u dance with chocolate

[SemperFi9592]

Oh my goodness! Brisk!!!!! I love their lemon tea haha

[MrMeissour]

fucking hilarioussss omg (4:34) '' im the king of the world ft choclate )

[JBiebs4Ever121]

My 2 pet peeves are when i have to work next to someone in school and when they write their elbows stick out really far so I have like no space and my second one is Disney channel shows. Like just all of them. Except Austin and Ally. Ross is hot.

[arianisky]

Thumbs up if u saw shane drinkin brisk ice tea!!!!!

[chocolatebaby26]

And my fave number is 5, my

Pet peeves are mean people and when people are all like " YYUUUUMMM MMMEEEAAATTT" in my face. I mean really. I'm a vegetarian ( and I ain't fucking scared of you) lol. I love u Shane and I don't have anything wrong with meat eaters. I just like vegetarians more. Lol :) :D.

[chocolatebaby26]

My most listened to song of mine Is probably " I'm not your boyfriend baby" by 3oh!3 or " touchin on my " by 3oh!3. I love u shane

[Elizabeth143Glam]

I have that joe doll 0_0

[Youmeanlikethis100]

Dog fucking scared me at 4:25 ...

[singatnote]

4:22 I FUCKING BUSTED OUT LAUGHING

[xjaiga70]

Haha! The doggy scared me!!!

[Jessi4Evr]

YES. the food thing. one of my pet peeves too. UGH its... i meeeeaaaaannnn. -_-

[strawberrylove1778]

when u realize this vid isnt really about shanes first kiss

[gottalovemclovin]

He only did 5 questions, there were 13...

[allthingsbeauty1997]

5:17 shanes epic face!

[LittleMissRainbow2]

This is probably my favourite video from Shane, it's so freakin funneh!!!

[HowToJJ]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE vIDEO OF ALLLLLLLLLL OF HIS VIDEOS <3 u SHANE!!! <3

[MsLartenCrepsley]

Shane is so amazing! Funny and inspirational too. xD <3

[ZaedeDz]

CHOCOLATES SOOO YUMMY . not in a literal way (WAI YOO HRATE ON JAPAN)

[AnonymousLove12]

Dear shane, you probably won't read this but....

Like you my father isn't in the picture. Not because he left physically but he left me emotionally too. Like you I was abused, I just wanted to let you know I am get why you don't feel comfortable talking about it yet. My abuse happened six years ago and I still don't feel comfortable talking about the details. So yeah, just wanted to let you know I appreciate all you do and how funny you are. Much love!

[missredknight2015]

oh Shane, we love u!!!

[MegaEclispe]

Chocolate is funnier than you!!!! Lol

[bosser7673]

My favorite thing in the closet is you! Haha just kidding Shane, I love you and your videos.

[judababe456]

Tofoicken :D

[disturbedmaggot96]

After the titanic I blacked out cuz I was too busy laughing my ass off. Lol

[JulieeeLovesYouAlot]

"Whatcha working on?" *chomp chomp*

"Oh well, I was working on this video. But now I'm about to work on PUNCHING YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN."

[dancebubblezdance13]

you look so much like Alex gaskarth in the thumbnail...

[Habbelwabbel]

<3 <3 <3 love

[Ellieh6795]

Oh God i love chicken too :O

[CRUTCHMANJONES]

Go skydiving!!

[troublemaker980]

like if your favorite number is 29418

[chelzy0]

i hope you do the dad video soon<3

[pandaflower12]

*XD

[pandaflower12]

OMFG TITANIC!!!,!,

[XxUnicornMassacrexX]

U only said one pet peeve not 2

[MeIsDuckTape]

NO HE'S NOT GAY!!!!!

[cupcakesforsuper]

1.same as shane :D 2.my black veil brides t-shirt (sorreh shane :P) 3.im really emotional.... 4.make our w/ shane :D 5.pizza 6.not rilly a quot...but the song never give in by bvb seems to match my life (iwas abused as well) 7. no clue :P 8.im so not gonna lie.......its hello kitty theme song x3 9.im emo. 10. 69 11.music, and dancing 12. when people say they hate somthing but have the balls to search it on youtube and disrespect them 13.im not going there x3

[MultiHamlot]

I lovvvve Shane!!

[holdenfarmer]

your perfect

[taelor7maya4]

People think your gay, are you? XD (if you do this :putnam: on chat on fb, then it will turn up as justin b.!)

[KelSIZooo]

Why does Joe have Nicks voice?! D:

[Skittlezz3210]

HAHAHAHA Shane is one funny!!! =)

[treasureKillsz]

HAHAHAHAH! omfg the titanic part xDD

[Nick08971]

@sadie001ish exactly it suprises me how people are jealous of othrs and r haters now

[bbrittbbratt182000]

make more videosssssssss

[WilliamsCovers]

Hey Guys.

Im sure you guys won't even read this but if you do keep reading, also please thumbs this up so people can see it(:

Shanes the reason I started making videos and because of him, Ive been inspired to be more creative and try to show my feelings and creativeness through video making. It would mean the world to me if you came over to my channel and just watched a couple of my videos and if you like them then you can subscribe if not you can send me hate mail and never look at me again(:

[EmpressMarshmallow]

I had to stop watching you video cuz It was to funny aha and I'm supposed to be asleep XD -3

[1sheogorath]

I always get a tazo black iced tea thing

[chillywoo98]

Hahah... Shane: you know you is. Chocolate: *thinking* "Only for you(;)

[JulieeeLovesYouAlot]

"Dance my little black swan! YOU'RE PERFECT!"

this is probably the funniest video of shane's!

[JulieeeLovesYouAlot]

I laughed so hard when he was like, "CHOCOLATE'S A CRAZED FAN! YOU'RE MY IDOL!!!!"

[Beep12gurl]

Wow, Shane, I learned a lot about you today. :/

[BeautyAndTacos21]

@dudebob360 youre gay and retarded, and i sincerely hope you get murdered tonight in your sleep, and rot in the deepest pit of hell.

[dudebob360]

i hate you shane your gay and retarded

[lpslover437]

Why is this vid called MY FIRST KISS?

[Ruval25]

fuckn shane i love how you make me laugh in every video

[jewelsy1999]

My dog dance to

[JennyBamable]

y is dis vid called my first kiss?

[happykiss123]

@JennyBamable cuz he was kissing his dog :P

[fameohyesiam]

haha okay im kiddin' but I think it looks fun to be vegetarian.

[ONISIONLOVER11]

Your dog is soo cute!!!!

[wolf9962]

nice save

[Vegeta664]

your perfect! your perfect!

[mispineapple]

i love how the joe jonas doll has nick jonas singing

[screamOLovez124]

dont get pressured about talking about ur dad shane .. if you dont want to then dont.. think whats best for u

[AnnaIsabelleLockett]

i wanna hold you till i die..

[modelhorsemoviesx]

5:37 hahahahahaha

[dawndennette]

I no shane my dad was abusive to me and my mom alot I haven't seen him for years but ur not alone

[ShadowsGatesVengence]

2:48 - 2:53 retarded ass face but still lovable love you shane<3:):D

[misssonglover16]

im a vegatarian and even i dont really like tofu

[SGTCgurl14]

Shane I know wht it feels like to not have a dad.... He passed away in 2009 from cancer, I know it's not the same as yours but I just want u to know ur not alone. ;)

[onlyhereforhelp16]

I know u feel dude I'm in foster care foe abuse and I'm always here if u wanna talk I understand

[RandomRanter32]

omg i was laughing so hard wen he put the video on chocolate omg "that fucking scared the shit out of me" omg that was hilarious!!!

[heatboy1]

Tumbs up if you Favorite this video because of that romantic scene. LOL

[jangofett619]

What does he mean by abuse

[xxbrennaluvsyaxx]

My pet peeve is when people breathe too heavy, eat to loud, and sniff...all.the.time.

[alexjenncake]

FUNNIEST PART ---->1:27

[9705291]

love when you do this serious videos! :)

[thecoolchloe121]

And please do a video about you abuse, I mean if you want, dont feel forced. But we would like to help and give sympathty in anyway we can:)We wont judge...

[thecoolchloe121]

You didnt tell us you had a girlfriend until the 'We Broke Up...' Video:/ Dont be embarrased, we ALL love you! Fuck Haters! But yea you didnt tak abou tyour dad much, though I dont blame  you...Anyway, WELOVEYOU!

[minecraft1407]

Free

[canalwaysmakeusmile]

Idk why but I laughed so hard at this vid

[cutepurplething]

I thought one.of ur pet peves wuz dog nails.on the floor going click click

[cloudwatchergirl]

Any video Shane makes is still, and will always, make me laugh!

[taradiddle7]

He still hasnt made that video about his dad <3

[captainnoodles2]

im the 955,900th viewer!!!!

[Matelmrambo]

Haha, my dog just died yesterday. :(

[girlymctx1]

The titanic thing made me laugh my fuckin head off xDD

[elizabethbroke7]

Dammit Mary Kate and Ashely! :D love it

[keysleetimes2]

Did you know you're probably gonna die from that and its probably gonna give you cancer??? oh sweet jesus his face makes my life!!

[SnitchesMakeSammichs]

YOUR PERFECT! YOUR PERFECT!

[MadiSkinner]

THUMBS UP If your Vegatarian ! :D

[completejaffa]

Goddamit i love shane so much



[LikeitsDino2010]

Like this comment if you didn't know Shane's last name is yaw.

[SuperBrittney92]

OH MY GAWD!!! I HAVE THAT DOLL!!!! Geezums how old am i?? LOL

[Dankiid1]

0:15 ROFLMFAOLOLLMAO! xD

[Yupipau]

AJAJAJAJAJAJ YOUR FACE IN THE MINUTE 4:23 AND THE TITATIC 4:31 AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA OMG I LOVE CHOCOLATE <3

[MeIsDuckTape]

Awwwwwww, who would abuse you????

[puupsful]

I love chocolate... And ur dog ;) Can you do more chocolate sundays? Please!!

[LoveTaLiveLife]

Love you Shane!!!!

[seana1432]

well i am a veggitarian and i am very affended because i cant eat chicken :(

[theyluvmymusic]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A PAUSE HIM AT 6:09! ITS SO GREAT!

[The11thGuy]

Brisk at the end