Never gang rape a toad! - HILARIOUS SONG! (Russell Howard)

[SmartSam16]

made my day XD

[GildaTheOverlord]

Love this song.

[SuperBennyboy12345]

How the fuck did a video about an animal abuse song become an uk vs usa rant each country has bad things and good things about them every country has retards

[LukeTheDuke1100]

Oh god thanks, I found this finally. So funny. I'm showing my friends and family.

[gothbabybat]

To skull f*ck is to remove the eye of someone or something and shove a phallus into the hole repeatedly until ejaculation, i think.

[ALIKZ289]

What is skull?

[1995TomHughes]

@ALIKZ289 It means 'Skull-fuck' but it just cut it off at 'skull' lol

[XLolitaxholleighX]

oh my gosh stop arguing over which country is better and enjoy the video!!!

[Pittking86]

what on earth do they mean "never skull", sounds like an awesome parody song ever..keep writing some more Russell Howard

[whowantsabighug]

@Pittking86 How you ever heard of the mythalogical 'Skullfuck'?

[Zonixx06]

OMG u r a bunch of patriotic gits!

[GoldenGal42]

D: NO WAIT! WHAT AM NOT SUPPOSED TO SKULL FUCK?!

[at1live]

@GoldenGal42 ME :)

[sherlockismyhomeboy]

Watch Russell throughout, he mimes everything :D

[0o0Dancar0o0]

@maskedmiasma I'm sorry but I don't think you know the definition of 'commie' or comunist

[0o0Dancar0o0]

First of all many European women don't shave that doesn't mean all of them don't so you are wrong with that statement, and also America is centuries younger than Britannia and has achieved far less over their history when compared to us things like the colonies, ww1, Hastings, highest standards of living, the battle over Scotland and The industrial era.

[RubberDucky7127]

russell howard you epic man

[gothgirl559]

Me and my friend started singing this at lunchtime earlier and just as one of them sang 'Never chew off the COCK of a llama' a teacher walked past XD

[greenpunxday]

Russell is a legend to me and can i say i love that there is an argument going on in the comments lol.....where was i oh YOU SHOULD NEVER PULL THE LEGS OFF A SPIDER TRALALALALALA

[OptimaxX]

6 people chewed off the cock of a llama.

[TheGrapesoda14]

never skull f----..........

[Pinky182004]

Hilarious!!

[ALEG0Man360]

..........a chimp

[ALEG0Man360]

thank fuk i found this

[genbaboy7012]

LOVE YOU RUSSLE!

[kickingyourdust]

fucking love this man.

[hambo12321obmah]

Dont Skull F*ck a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[Chuckles1350]

Lol he is funny

[ZanderA14]

Good video ruined by bloody rednecks. Typical America, thinking they own the place.

And by the way, the internet was created by a guy named Tim Burners-Leigh, who was, in fact, BRITISH. It's a shame he gave it away for idiots like you to ruin it for the rest of us.

Go UK!

[ALEG0Man360]

@ZanderA14 russel howard is british..... >_>

[BraZerver]

i believe the last line would have gone "... a child in a classroom," but.. haha can't even finish the sentence

[ALEG0Man360]

@BraZerver it wouldnt work cos it needs to be insect or animal

[BraZerver]

@ALEG0Man360 lol maybe... but one could argue that children are wild animals (I've been there lol)

Not to start a discussion, but good point :P

[VortexTV13]

Never skull .............. LOL

[lookeastwards]

@MaskedMiasma

You Americans never learn do you.

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[thenetisslow]

hahahahah love this clip....although I happen to know that Colin Hoult is a very skilled/funny dancer and really think he should have used that skill more in this video!

[lookeastwards]

@Maskedmiasma

GTFO Wanker!!!

[Sugarali33]

xD!!!

Imagine if they actually broadcasted this on something like cebeebies X'D

Russel howard is awesome!! :D

[lookeastwards]

@MaskedMiasma

What was that you said about not being retarded?

BTW you didn't join in untill 1940, way after it actually started and after we had turned the war around and were winning

[MaskedMiasma]

@lookeastwards

Who dropped the bomb? US? USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!

Also the internet was made by DARPA, not a tea sucking faggot. Get your facts straight you fucking toad rapist.

[courtney101cheese]

@MaskedMiasma Shut Up!

England is way better than USA So Shove Your Country Up Your Fat Americain Ass!

And By The Way UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK UK And ENGLAND!

[courtney101cheese]

@courtney101cheese Not Meaning To Offend All Americains Just Maskedmiasma

[MaskedMiasma]

@courtney101cheese

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[TheRealBlueFlame]

@MaskedMiasma I'm an American, and I must say that you're completely retarded.

People like yourself give Americans a bad name, do us Americans a favor and stop making us look bad.

[courtney101cheese]

OMG Are you two? USA USA? For gods sake I could say a lot more than that to you and I am 12 so just stop with the comments and just enjoy the video or not and leave it at that!

[lookeastwards]

@MaskedMiasma Do some research next time before you go off on your 'America Knows Best' rants.

[lookeastwards]

@MaskedMiasma It was actually invented by an Englishman KNOB

[MaskedMiasma]

@lookeastwards

OH REALLY? WELL WHO KILLED ALL THE JAPS IN WWII AND SAVED YOUR COUNTRY FROM AN ETERNITY OF TENTACLE RAPE?

US. THAT MEANS WE WIN EVERYTHING.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma FYI The Japs hated america not britain so you were just saving your own skin. And I'm glad you can boast that your country killed thousands of innocent women and children, it shows just how great yanks are. And if you're going to rant on about the greatness of the most arrogant and hated country in the world don't do it on a video of a brilliant British comic because you're getting your ass handed to you.

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

WHOSE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY EVER?

WE ARE.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

(Also, just so you know, DARPA created the internet, not a tea sucking faggot. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA)

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

Actual most powerful country ever was Britain. Who had the biggest empire. Moron. You just look like a twat you know. And come and call liverpuddlian a faggot and see how it goes. I don't care who made internet and chanting USA makes you look retarded (mind you with you being a yank who can tell.)

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

ACTUALLY THE US IS THE MOST POWERFULL COUNTRY NOW. ITS NOT THE 1800'S YOU BUTTHURT FAG. PS. CAPSLOCK IS FOR REAL MEN FROM THE US OF A.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[marnieluna08]

@MaskedMiasma heres an idea SHUT THE FUCK UP this is british comic you have no right to say stuff like the comedy from yourecountry is better ure country came up with so much rubish where as england has produced fine writers and comedians so do all us brits a favour and stick to commenting on the shit your country produces

[MaskedMiasma]

@marnieluna08

HERES A FACT: USA > BRITAIN

DEAL WITH IT.

[marnieluna08]

@MaskedMiasma wow im terrified of tht reply

[MaskedMiasma]

@marnieluna08

I BET YOU ARE.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[marnieluna08]

@MaskedMiasma funny

[MaskedMiasma]

@marnieluna08

I WIN AND SO DOES THE US OF A

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

No you're not. You a bunch of fat gits. And chanting USA is really not working. And you're not real men, you're a bunch of pathetic cowards. Get off a russel Howard video you don't have the right to listen to such a good BRITISH comedian.

And FYI I'm not a cigerette so why are you calling me a fag.

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

LOOKS LIKE YOU EUROPEAN FAGGOTS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF THE USA CAUSE WE'RE THE BEST AND YOU LOST POWER CAUSE WE'RE BETTER HAHA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

YOUR LEADER DOESNT EVEN DO ANYTHING SPECIAL HAHAHA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

Aww the sad thing is you really think that. I'm going to pat you on that little empty head and give you back your dummy ,rock your little pram and shush you off to sleep.

After all only the babies chant the same word over and over again. Yes unlike your leader the pm can't fly to the sun and back. And don't call the British european it makes you more ignorant. Please learn to type and come up with a real arguement, cultural debate looses it's fun when the opponant is brain dead.

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

YOU MAD, BRO?

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

No, sarcasm. I guess you don't get that though

[Shifter337]

@MaskedMiasma people like you make america look retarted. i am an american, and i think you are an egotistical douchbag. please stop showing your stupidity on the world wide web.

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

NAW, YOU JUST MAD.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

Yes I am it's quite fun, welcome to Britian. But then at least I know some grammar, can understand sarcasm,, don't have to keep reminding myself what my country is oh and can turn off the cap locks button. :)

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

I CANT TURN OFF THE CAPS BUTTON

MY WHOLE KEYBOARD IS CAPS

THERES NO CAPS KEY

JUST CAPS

BUT USA IS BETTER AND WE'RE MORE POWERFUL

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

Right sure you can't. Yoiu really believe the proganda your country spouts don't you? It's cute how you're so naive

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

LIKE I SAID THE USA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

(by the way the us has been undermining and backstabbing your 'empire' for centuries)

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

Clever you learnt how to turn off caplocks. No you're not. You're one of the worst, I'm not saying Britains the best but we're better then you. An empire be back stabbing? How? It just means like the Romans and Greeks we were powerful enough to invade everywhere we wanted and win. Not nice but hey, whereas you invade and it's still kicking off. You can't claim the moral highground of your country were the forerunner in the slave trade. Ps Why this bullshit on a Russel Howard vid?

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

CAUSE YOU MAD

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

Yeah pretty much it's in my username. And that should "Becuase You're mad" or "because you are mad". It's not very difficult

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

Becuase YOU MAD

[randominsanepeople]

@MaskedMiasma

Well done I'm glad you figured that out, you're a clever little sod aren't you. And it's spelt because and it's still "you're" or "you are", at least you could have aimed for "your"

[MaskedMiasma]

@randominsanepeople

YOU SO MAD BRO LOL

[lookeastwards]

@thiskid211

So are you

[lookeastwards]

@Kiwimcb96

My thoughts exactly

[lookeastwards]

@gorrockman (again)

And another thing, have any of you actually seen the so-called 'videos' gorrockman has bothered to put on YouTube? They are just 30 second clips of retarded video game trailers and interludes, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN BOTHER YOU DICK!!!

[lookeastwards]

(Below Continued)

such as yours can even know how to turn a computer on let alone use it and that is because you have the mental capacity of a SHREW! DICK

All that you americans percieve to be comedy is just people sticking fireworks up their ARSE (again, see the correct spelling of arse), or falling of very high buildings, i have seen your so called "Comedy Films" and every single one of them is SHIT.

[MaskedMiasma]

@lookeastwards

You're a bigot. You wouldn't even be using the internet to reply to a troll comment right now if it weren't for us. That's right. The internet was a US government project.

[lookeastwards]

@gorrockman WHY THE F**K did you even bother to stand up and drag your FAT, RETARDED, AMERICAN ARSE (arse is not spelt ass you KNOB) away from your video games and over to your SHIT computer (which is probably worth about £3 (yes notice the symbol for PROPER money) in the UK) and waste your energy watching this video which is TRUE comedy and then bother writing a comment that is a) untrue b) racist and c) it sounds like something the taliban would say. I am very suprised that an American brain

[TrijetDC10]

@lookeastwards Im sorry im not english. Im american. Im not fat. IM NOT RETARTED. I exercise. I bet youre angry because youre precious 13 colonies ran along and became extremely successful, even more than britain in the modern world. England is a good country. This probably pisses you off, but, America in many ways is better. You say we are fat. I hear many European women dont shave. You should really think before you write a comment. PS no offense to any english people. Youre great people. :)

[birdman3120]

@TrijetDC10 You write no offense to English people, but what you wrote was offensive. We have something in the UK that I think is better than anything you have in America, free healthcare. Healthcare for everyone, no matter what you're background, to me that shows a truely civilised country.

[chrissyyyL]

@TrijetDC10 If it wasn't for the english(who incidentally are part of the european union) then you most deffinitely would not live in the modern civilisation that you're country apparently is the best in right now. In fact every woman there probably would't shave either. Don't be offended at stereotyping of you're own country when you so freely do it to others. Just adding no offence to the end doesn't make any difference to whether your words bring offence or not.

[TheGrasshugger]

@chrissyyyL

How in the name of Christ did you manage to get into an argument about civilisation on this video?

[DonGiovann023]

@lookeastwards You can't be racist towards a country, that's why it's called RACEism. You can be a xenophobe which is what you made yourself out to be when you proceed to make horrible over-exaggerations about Americans and made yourself sound very immature. I'd also love to know what makes the pound "PROPER money". But what do I know? I'm just a huge dumb fat american pig who's computer is probably worth about $3.00 U.S.D., what do I know . .

[suicycle9]

5 people fists gorillas till they cry!

[selenazbest]

THIS IS SOOO FUNNYYYYYYYY

[the8thpie]

Never Skull, *BBC TEST SCREEN* FUNNY!!! I love this British Comedy!

[missyrlj2010]

cracks me up every time !

[Sinspiration]

@sdbvefh you'd understand the joke if you saw the dialogue before it, he's mocking what it would be like if an Anti-Animal Abuse advertisement were part of a kids show.. throw in his usual personality (yes he will swear and curse because that's normal for him, there's plenty of comedians just like him) and you have a recipe for hilarity

[ak47proshooter]

lol russells face when it comes to gang rape a toad

[MysticalKha]

Bunch of gays.

[ghostinyourcloset]

@Gorrockman at least the whole of britain Is not morbidly obese and retarded like you.

[gorrockman]

BBC FUCKING SUCKS! british cant make jokes the fucking suck America Rules we shall dominate all!!!! the world is ours BAHAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA MWAUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YESSSS!!!!

[jazzzyy13]

@gorrockman Have you ever thought that you might just not find it funny as you are from a different country and therefore are used to different kinds of humour? Work for you? Use some logic before you post racist and stupid comments, please.

[monkeypoo765]

@gorrockman ok then BBC sucks your just a america fanboy who thinks your country is the best well both britain and america are both great DICK

[Sinspiration]

@gorrockman you lost all respect in life the moment you were born, your words mean absolutely nothing to any of us,

[Kiwimcb96]

@gorrockman fuck off you cunt

[jazzzyy13]

I just laughed my ass off all the way through :) Russell Howard is a total legend :)

I love this and his Asbo tot!

[lolnarutosage]

just look at russell when he says never skull lol!

[keyblademaster427]

@lolnarutosage that wasnt russel that says that

[MoranLover]

Haha my brother loves this, he keeps singing "You should never poke a fly in the eye." Haha! Oh Russell, you genius! :D

[SarahHeheX]

LOVE RUSSELL

Amazed how camp he is in this sketch ;) lol

[JabaTheHutt0]

haha! :L LOL

[fatlegsarecool09]

lol dats funny

[hulk239239]

great vid btw its not slip it into cebeebies its weave it into cbeebies

[jennaysthashizz]

Yeah.. ummm... this is pretty GAY.

[sweetbeth09]

@jennaysthashizz so are you

[Sinspiration]

@jennaysthashizz Yeah.. ummm.. < thats where you should have stopped..

[multicrazydude1]

Omfg that is well funny

[Corey2k10]

WTF MAN WTF

[CrazedStarWarsFan]

i love russells hair in this!!

[platnium421]

THey are proper wearing those kids clothes

[applecrumble1234]

LOL

god! i love russell howard (:

[elnino483]

LMAO! russel howard, you legend XD

[mcrkidx6x6x6]

"Never Skull *bleeeeeeeeeep*"

LMFAO.

I know what he was about to say. Skullfuck :)

[ALEG0Man360]

@mcrkidx6x6x6 thats the whole point u kinda killed it

[juicebrainrulz]

haha i luv this show!!! XD

[ieatfood93]

oh my punctuated equilibrim!

[14WALCOTT14]

look at wut russel is doin when he says never skull :)

[deathb4betrail]

lol made me cry laughing XD....... im serious ._.

[tasneefstar]

ha lolz

[dinosaurgirl890]

hahahaha:'D

aw, i absolutely love russell(L)

i love when he shouts, "till they BURST in your face" i love him too much;D

[scrapster79]

makes me laugh everytime!!...never gang rape a toad!!! lol

[solidsnakedaboss1988]

@scrapster79 or fist a gorilla till he cries lmao

[alexthom444]

lol

[georgieboy4008]

soo funny

[ShaGzProducts]

Watched this yestarday cracked up CHEW OFF A COCK OF A LLAMA

[snooloui04]

This is...brilliant!

[HydraVipa]

Russell Howard for PM

[georgercop]

ROFLMFAO!

[Roadiie]

This tune. is my ringtone LOLL

[mjones21994]

fucking love this video, me and my bro cnt stop laughing wen it was first aired lol

[scobasteve]

So good Russell is a legend!

[gjhsdjhd]

so is your face. stfu

[nightwishfan60]

XFD

[ryeypoopoo]

Lol don't blowtorch a badger.

[davidtennantissexyxx]

i love this song i was so hopin this clip wud be on its own without me havin 2 favourite the whole episode insted so thanks very much =D and i really think russell wud be gud at bein a kids tv presenter :P

[rory90FiVe]

I have watched this about 20 times in a row and i'm still laughing

[gjhsdjhd]

lmfao =D

[toonyboy10]

russul howard makes me lol

[theflame150]

never skull BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[neuphin]

Brilliant!

[milkymunky]

sooo funny xD

[rymeryme]

lmao!

[eddyk18]

I also enjoy and love orange cardiagans.

:D