i'm a whore

[eloopyvan]

What ryimes with this tarnished whore is boringgggggggggggg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[P4NDOR407]

Jesus...I couldn't even bear to watch more than 40 seconds, he is like, good looking till he opens his mouth. Oh, and just so you know, video uploader, the reason why you pretend to not know people when they recognise you, it's called insecurity/inferiority complex. People who need to feel bigger or better than other people usually have this issue. Get a fucking life. Rei. why did you paste this link to me ugh.

[N1CKN4M3]

I'll hit that

[TheLegendOfTheCrayon]

You boyz are just jealous cause he is good looking, AND he is willing to post videos despite your hatin.

Personally, I think he's funny. Maybe it's because we whores have super cool telekinetic powers.

Who knows.

[bullshizification]

fuck me dead! WAF!

[ghassan112]

U look like Ashton Kutcher!

[dondoljan]

fuck off with your 2inch dick.......

[StevenJKpower]

@TysonC1986 Ooo Ooo. Is it U+ Ur hand? I win

[StevenJKpower]

Your scalp has wrinkles. I bet your dick has wrinkles too.

[contacter]

i want him to fuck me while i suck on his nose and tongue fuck his nostrils

[Agusfrombcn]

ASS HOLE!

[TysonC1986]

who are you, youre like the one straight guy who thinks he hot and talks alot shit, but goes home by himself....theres a song by PINK....listen to it...cause thats you!!!

[HelloKittyPerv]

We can tell ur not perfect...

[funnydud12345]

Interesting 0_o

[GlassSnakeFangs]

I'm wondering if this guy is a Gemini.. or maybe just Bi-Polar. His mood is ALL over the fuckin' place. Like, holy shit. It blows my mind like mentos in a coke bottle.

[2bxposed]

cant point my finger on it....

[tryst16]

This child is supposed to be straight??

[andrewrocks10]

you can be a whore for me anytime..

[sameercid]

SOOO FUCKING SAD PEOPLE DO THINGS, ALL SORT OF FUCKING THINGS JUST TO GET ON YOUTUBE

[arlon97]

I will put my dick up in your mouth just to shut you up...your cute but so fucking annoying...

[ms2gud1234]

SHUT UP!!!.... Now take off your clothes.. ;)

[TheJuan480]

a stupid version of dave cook

[AlaricMontague]

Pathetic!

[tyger521]

I'm gonna say that you should have left out the part at the beginning when you said "Once you get to my age" because you pretty much told EVERYONE that 1. Ur old as fuck. (i'm gonna say 29-33) 2. You don't have a life. (To be making a video as asinine and imature as this) 3. U R A f*cking bum.

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[tyger521]

Honestly the story you told me, is one that I would have heard from a h.s jock who wishes he was back in his glory days. NEWS FLASH! STOP LIVING IN THE PAST! for you to be "older" you should have WAY better things to do than this. Don't you have a 9-5 job like everyone else? or are you living in someones basement? Grow up and join the real world "SINCE YOU'RE SO OLD".... You deserve every bit of negativity for posting this.

[wannabeblasian96]

so..you say a lot of things that people really don't care about at all.

[awwdorable1525]

Ha people are mad hatin' on you.

[darisyangton]

you are fucked up. there are somethings you should leave in your head instead of saying.

[TheKrazeTV]

I wanna put my big bamboo in your fucking mouth

[LouieOmega]

@TheKrazeTV lmao just to shut him up. But hes so cute so its cool.

[missd9508]

go to hell



[BigDeanoSyd]

Self-infatuated and annoying STFU

[angieisaunicorn]

hottie!



[qwertypoopize]

someone shove a big cock in this whore's mouth. suck it you dumb slut

[PHILnJAYnPR]

wait... what?! ...are you talking about an "actual" girl? ...not like a guy?

[CesileyAlexis]

Everyone keeps saying ashton, im just going to go with a wanna be Dane cook

[britsluver]

ashton

[nevyn1]

I would fuck him, just to shut him up though...

[arlon97]

this fucking guy is so fucking stupid ,,I mean STUPID.....

[MrDingDingDong]

wow blah blah blah......32 sec...done

[kygemini90]

OMG.... did anyone else get the Skittles taste the rainbow ad before this video. I've never laughed so hard at an ad before!

[tallscott1]

fuck off

[viv861982]

fool...

[leviathams]

LOL so true

[pajamaloaf]

I can't tell if youre a douche or hilarious

[SixSixxty6]

Lol fuuuuuuuck, I hate this guy....But I also really like him(not jus his looks) because he's funny and seems pretty cool I guess, hahahahaha but such an asshole.

[ayana074]

roccigiovanniberrini... you're so Italian

[readyfordahood]

this guy is gay...no really!

[chrisbartley88]

funny! i like it! lol

[facesofomega]

funny as hell

[geisner11]

I like and dislike this. Weird.

[asmith44466]

taco bell

[achtungbaby1640]

you can still be a whore, just bend over and enjoy!

[AndreWebRat]

You're straight?

[LUVMAGNUMGUNS2]

this dude tries to be too much like Ashton Kutcher. BUT I still liked the video.Funny shit.

[Quatonomy]

@LUVMAGNUMGUNS2 You're right,he does remind me of Ashton Kutcher and I really don't like Ashton Kutcher

[ando1135]

I've stepped in puddles deeper than this paper weight! ...

[xxwillxixamxx]

knock off dane cook?

[DrMcWizard]

You Vain Piece Of Shit! It's Not All About The LOOKS Asshole! Stop Making Vlogs!

[iloveRLeslie]

You're cute, but you're a vagina

[sporksrcool]

You guys are crazy for being so rude

[sporksrcool]

I loved it man

[WrathOfAthena]

Omg... you are friggin gorgeous dude. Your face.. it's... so.. gawgeous.

[coolenaam]

i didn't listen to a word you said, i was just thinking i wanna rape your mouth

[PieIsAwzum]

Ashton Kutcher? XD

[coolenaam]

@PieIsAwzum i was thinking that too!

[DrewbieThe]

Your such a dick! I feel so sorry for anyone who would even go there.. seriously, waste of life!

[wannabeblasian96]

that was a fucking waste of 4 minutes and tewnty seven seconds of my life.

[mikeyocrooner]

valueless..not funny..not interesting...100% not necessary

[Lazcanita01]

Even though this video was a joke, its still kind of true, Men love fake sluts ;D

[naumrusomarov]

make up with your face... does that mean that he wants to have sex with her face? :)

[TopmanSte]

Baseball bat to his face will do him some good. :)

[silvercoq]

@TopmanSte or a dildo to his bum.

[NativeNewYorkGuy]

@TopmanSte A baseball bat up your ass will do YOU wonders!

[djtk3324]

@TopmanSte HILARIOUS COMMENT LOL!!

[MrChinesecrested]

You remember being "super Hot?" What the hell happened??? you look like an accident your parents had!

[RichNW]

Oh dear! He's a little bit fake and stupid

[NeverGiveUp11Valeria]

People,his behaviour is so fake.

[dogbokka]

i admit, i laughed at this video...but only because he is such a fuckin tool...

[Straw968]

Wow =_=

[RenoReyn13]

Then Brendon Urie is good til' he's 40.

[Nefault1st]

wtf am i watching?

[mimimarcus]

BABE, I'LL LOOK HOT DAMN GOOD UNTIL I'M 65! and that's the end of it.

[Bfraser787]

im gonna track you down and fuck you over using my giant dildo wank stain

[oliviahorse101]

Wow all I thought about this video was two things

1. He's hot as fuck (enough said)

2. He's awesome!

[swaqqona100haters]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........



[jewfrey22]

take your shirt off and stop acting like Dane Cook and these videos will be a lot better...

\

[redwizard27]

She really??? U sure u didn't mean he...

[barbrasmainfan]

This guy has GOT to be gay. Come out, come out..where ever you are!

[ricirish]

Did he say at the end: "Penis out Mother Fuxxers" ? 

[aussiemobsta]

because your not up your self

[glamslam3]

could this fag be any more annoying or in denial? HEY!!! HOMO!!! George Michael called. He wants his closet back!

[Mykingdomyumyum]

Your douche but sexy, fuck..

[Jackofmanytrades65]

she would not have to see this for you to be a  DICK. Just wake up in the morning

[lmfaoatyourfacebro]

lol. TOOL!

[rodelera]

HE,S HOT!



[tigergreg8]

She. Really???

[avril14thlove]

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!!

[TheParisLibby]

Who is this Rainbow Warrior?

[shaunyboy12345]

you remind me of ashton kutcher! Slightly! lol!

[MrJeanPaulBeaubier]

Just watch 0:46 AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. 

[HIMEKEIDOLL]

are you a serial killer?

[YpsoCay22]

Dude, your like a girl...oooon and oooon and oooon about nothing.

[brama1969]

Are you seriously attempting to have people believe that you;re heterosexual?

Not working Sir. I can't watch the whole video so maybe you were joking.

[jacobbuchman]

So hot! Do you like men?

[MidgetGem16]

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! x]

freaking loved that show dude...

[Luisdelrosal]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU MAN HAAHHAAH GREETINGS FROM SPAIN

[CarlyGreece]

Get a Life Asshole GAY NooooooooB

[HuxXy100]

2:45 ' Her Life Suck's ' LOL!

[Linus782]

You need to speak less. . . . . .annoying man.

[3van18697]

Classy!!I guess I'm a man whore to!I laughed so hard at u

[twettyyna]

you're like a new puppy....

you're HOT!!!

[killwize]

its 'negative' you dink! ...and all males are whores... "i still wanna bang her" ya... your not a duche...lol

[jordanjordanf]

ridic hot, only reminds me too much of dane cook. other then that yummm.

[xOxKurdParstxOx]

R u? a REAL WHORE?

[pvrp115]

What this guy's trying to say is that he's gay, he's not looking for a woman but trying to get attention from other gay/bisexual men!

[lightsaw2]

reminds me of ashton kutcher

[zazu1b]

@lightsaw2 but hotter!

[sofiamore]

do your videos always have misleading titles?

[TheJessiebbz]

you're super cute :3

[kekepinky91]

Why does he say male whore? It's just whore.

[sassyfrass64]

Yum!

[commonsen5e]

@SexualTruama2010 Lol, Atleast you're open about being a slut.

[ForgotteMemories101]

dude you remind me of Brucie from GTA IV lol

[TheEculp]

You're awesome. Great videos.

[qqqqeqqqq]

Are you crazy?

[MiriandMichi]

"What I wouldn't do just to kiss you. You're like a new puppy, just....." I love that.

[Yobama007]

This dude sucked my dick, then paid me. :D

[onlyonegary]

R u gay or straight? I'm sure I picked up gaydar, but then u kept saying u'd bang 'her' hmmm

[mandyboyer25]

I think hes super hott...........so shut all your faces who are negative.......kinda looks like ashton K.

[CrawfordIdus]

You are so hot but such a fucking douchebag haha

[dudeguyrox]

this dude's hot but he looks so dirty. like i feel like i'd get an std by shaking your hand.

[crappingmypants]

it's like watching "it's always sunny in Philadelphia"

[aoasunfire8]

are you gay or straight?

[MichaelEliasPurcell]

fucking douche. 

[briobrandon911]

yes way to go, judge people and announce to some online video sharing site how hot people were before and how ugly they are now. gay

[VivaHelsinki]

Damn. You're fine!

[mariaperiwinkle]

How can you speak so shamelessly about the girl you used to know? You said she was ugly like that is the only thing about her that matters. She is a human being and her she doesn't have a sole purpose to look good. Shame on you.

[LiixLiixAnixVanity]

Dude you look so Italian lol.

[davewave1958]

WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[XbirthdayXmassacreX]

you remind me of my tech teacher.

[LoggyWD]

west side!

[theonlyraynemichael]

THE MUTE BUTTON MAKES THIS GUY LOOK SO MUCH BETTER LOL

[Mehlwurm18]

SO mute and daydream - with emphasis on "mute" Oo

[DaveBatista775]

Um, how old are you? Saying that a woman over 25 turns ugly makes you sound like a horrible, using, person. I don't care to know you, nor do I want to know you but I know enough from this video that you are a complete douche bag.

[realdude332]

boom hit 25 and plululululullululululululululk­

[mufc187]

sorry, was i supposed to be laughing at this?

[SpiderFan3]

dude minnesota how them vikes doin sry for bring it up

[DessVz]

I'll marry this dudee..:!

[rustedme]

FAGGOT

[gloss26]

WHY... is this guy on YouTube and not in a comedy with Ryan Renolds? Or in a suspence flick with Collin Farrell? Funny, cool, evolved, and Ok looking. LOL "Hmmm?"

[naztyvalley91]

mute & daydream ;)

[oxforddictonary]

u don't vlog anymore. rudeness. sadness. but i'd still have ur babies.

[ObnoxiousChick3]

Damn Hott! Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­um

[jack6box]

your easy to listen too. I also like watching ur video's to see what ur going to say next.

[chocospa1]

lo brand new pair of rims with tarnish on them....shit is funny...

[iluvmybangs]

you look just like my math teacher!! lol i mean ya'll could be twins. not kidding

[shaerilee]

ur a fuckin asshole & ur not even hot

[southlandasss]

This little bitch ran out on his kid. He is a coward and desrves to be beheaded, his head pissed on, set on fire, then put on a pole with a sign saying little bitch coward and paraded through town.

[hilmir]

@southlandasss how do u know these things? u can't just smear someone anonymously online. it doesnt seem to be bothering him, do u get off on this??

[southlandasss]

@hilmir

Yes I do, I masturbate constantly to the fact that little punks like you. Do you have pretty moutn?

[hilmir]

@southlandasss so you're a guy?! i thought he had your kid. so you're in love with him or something, right? cos all im hearing is blah blah blah. no proof i've heard, so far.

[southlandasss]

@hilmir

Who gives a shit whether I am guy or girl. Yes I am a guy and recognize Bullishit people and scum bag close minded little douche nozzel's like you. I should say douche bag since you have probably never seen a vagina besides your own. Please fuck off and die.

[hilmir]

@southlandasss For someone with so much shit to spout, you still havent gotten to the proof part. Til then, consider yourself redundant, both in this thread and Life. I just thumbed up all his videos you commented on, for every action there is a reaction. so you don't like me or Rocci, tough shit, buddy, just try getting rid of us. i'll make sure rocci gets more popular, haha.

[southlandasss]

@hilmir

Lick my love pump you dirty little bitch.

[southlandasss]

@hilmir

Karen Alloy, Spricket24 they ahd a kid together and he just up and ran. Thumbs up for douche bags for you. Thanks god I don't know who you are.

[hilmir]

@southlandasss Hey man, I'm so sorry. I really tried but i have no pity for a mother who shows cleavage and drinks her own breastmilk for stars on youtube. since you prob have the hots for her, you can have her and give her spousal support, haha. meantime, rocci here knows how to follow his instincts and distance himself. that's right, DISTANCE, cos i still no see no vlog of her or him talking about this baby thing. so as of now, still no proof...

[southlandasss]

@hilmir

Go hang yourself. Send your address so I can mail you the rope.

[hilmir]

@southlandasss okay, brb.

[brettcadet]

@quillber I know how you feel.. I need to change my undies :p

[seanbateman69]

this is the "best look" bro so far -

[jack6box]

Dig ur Honesty

[myzluda86]

Your freakin hilarious! lmao

[xxpickle2010xx]

Your awsome!!!!! & Extremely Hott!!! do you have facebook? we should talk sometime :D

-Tiffany

[lorigurl40769]

dude, when I saw this I was thinking throughout the whole thing, "does ashton kutcher have a brother?"