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  • I like how they had to walk up to the camera with every take lol

  • why do rocco and sean walk up to the camera every time they speak? lmao

  • 1:04 "get on the fucking ground, don't you fucking move, tell that nigger to shut the fuck up"? O.o

  • @ShuffleToExpresss He says "Tell that fucking dog there to shut up" or something.

  • Curtis Jump, Randy Tortilla It's a pleasure, I'm officer Mike Cunt

  • Where'd you get the gear at 1:04?

  • Randy Tortilla

  • lol I jumped when the gun went off...i wasn't expecting it =/ i thought he wasn't in trouble

  • Prop 187: Ride or Die

  • 1:25 what where they doing?

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  • "So if theres danger...if hes in trouble....dont...watch..watch out for him.....he's not in trouble."

  • hÌhi_Í_fÉêl_sô_lõnêly_tòÐäý

  • @CutaaClairaa361 we don't give a fuck.

  • ha ha he ended up dead in a ditch

  • rocco's dad finally saw this video.

  • rofl, prop 187--the police code for murder

  • I like how they walked towards the camera like.. 20 times

  • "If he's in trouble..you'll see, he's not in trouble."

  • i love this video for some reason. the acting is just so awesome!!!!!!!

  • The editing wins

  • 01:22 boredoom fail XD...

    02:03 search fail...

  • why am i not comfortable with randy tortilla handling my taxes...

  • Last Starfighter style... great movie.

  • the guy got shot made me shit my pants XD LOL FTW

  • GRAW was just Geometry Wars Evolved 3.

  • ''Get on the f*cking ground'' LOL that waz so funny i almost jizzed my pants laughing!!! XDDDDDDDDD

  • fail at 2:07 made me lol so hard!!! XD

  • MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!!!!

  • who is the guy in helmet? (|:^)

  • WOOF WOOF WOOF!

  • 2:29 "ACTUAL COUGAR TRACKS" hahaha

  • ha ha sparky

  • Last starfighte:)

  • RANDY TORTILLA!

  • bahah cant stop laughin

  • ACTUAL COUGAR TRACKS

  • I love how they walk towards the camera every time!

  • Beep

  • rofl, Ghost Recon music is awesome, and Tortilla is a cool surname too...

  • In like 2 weeks this video will be 3 years old wow how time fly's........!

  • he ran the other way lol =^.^=

  • I'm afraid to beat most of my games after watching this.

    Great Video!

  • ahh i beat it GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

  • "Alright! I beat it!"

    -door slams open-

    "GET ON THE F**KING GROUND!!!"

    -dog barks-

    "TELL THAT F**KING DOG TO SHUT UP!!!" I love Mega64. xD

  • Get on the F&%in Ground!!!

    Tell that F*^@in dog to shut up!!!

  • Randy Tortilla! :DDD

  • I think what you forget XxChalksterxX, is that no one actually cares.

  • you forgot the m in yur name?

  • You forgot the o in your word? Dumbass.

  • you forgot the shit in your face?

  • It would be on your face not in it you dumbfuck. Go and get an education and then come back, boy.

  • @XxChalksterxX Nerd

  • @XxChalksterxX lol im just kidding, i wouldnt have called you a nerd if you just commented Oh no the nerd is dead, i dont think anyone wouldve called you nerdif you hadnt said that

  • @XxChalksterxX video game nerd!

  • lol mega64 did wtc.

  • get on the beepign floor !!!!!!!!!! man i fell out my fucking chair!!!!!!

  • haahahahah at the name "randy tortilla" hahahah

  • lmao Curtis 'Jump' and Randy 'Tortilla' of border security

  • to me they're like " jackass " but less wasted less stupid, and more intelligent, more funny.

  • @semillasdelorto You can take out each "less" and "more" you put in there and it'd be just as true.

  • @semillasdelorto Less stupid, and more intelligent xD yes... 2 massively different points.

  • @semillasdelorto That fits the Dudesons, also. Though it's pretty much the same thing.

  • LAWL i swear to god he says "Tell that fucking Nigger to shut the fuck up" when he is talking to the dog. am i right? did he call the dog a nigger? lol

  • I heard something like that too. Wouldn't have noticed had you not pointed it out, though.

  • randy tortilla?? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA, Prop 187! HAHAHA! Look up Police Code 187!

  • HOMICIDE?

  • Prop 187 for security, it's clever, either you get it or you don't!

  • at 2:16 theres graffitti on the rock

  • gratz

  • rofl get on the fucking ground!!

  • "Get on the f**king ground!"

    That really shouldn't have made me laugh so hard.... but it did XD

  • just too funny

  • why do they keep walking up to the cam =)

  • surport your police, beat yourself up..

  • Oh My GOD i beat the game 10 min ago....there comming 4 me

  • better grab your stick!

  • @Rocker298 Yes they are......!

  • oh where did u get that SWAT like stuff?

  • Garrett owns it.

  • yea scare ur friends to death

  • Randy Tortilla.

    Epic.

  • i can't stop replaying 1:03!

  • GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!

  • i hope this can help with illegal immigration

  • .....................I feel safer already

  • Yeah. Theres just something magical about seeing this, right?

  • Alright I beat it :)

    GET ON THE FU**ING GROUND! DON'T YOU FU**ING MOVE!

  • At 1:08 it sounded like he said philip fucking nigger or something lol

  • yeah it did

  • "for all your support, thank yo-fffaw we f***ed that up. 3, 2, 1, Thank y---*BLEEP*"

    lmao

  • 2:29 ACTUAL COUGAR TRACKS

  • LOL!

    GET THE F*** ON THE GROUND!

  • So I guess protocol would be to...*runs*

  • " Well I beat the game" (a guy pops out of nowhere) "Get on the f"ing ground" lol

  • Those 48 millions served a good purpose for sure.

  • The Last Starfighter is probably the worst movie ever made

  • This is a comedy of the mexican governament and american too but there´s something funny the coustume of the special agent and weapon where did they get it??????????

  • randy tortilla?

    haha nice names.

  • uh huh.

    i knew that

  • haha i laughed when i heard the name "randy tortilla"

  • ACTUAL COUGAR TRACKS

    ...

    ...

    Lol at least give the poor douchebag some decent equipment...

  • And you've missed the point entirely! EPIC FAIL...or should I say...Good job! :)

    Great video guys, keep 'em coming. Definitely one of my favorite Mega64 vids.

  • omg wtf

  • I beat that game an hour ago and no one burst into my room and kidn

  • lol nice

  • Classic! LOL (in caps)

  • "Alright I beat it :D......GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!*dog goes crazy*TELL THAT FUCKING DOG TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" XD

  • Department of Border Security agents, I love how you delivered your lines in this vid!

  • omg i love them

  • i love how the dog freaks out

    "TELL THAT FUCKING DOG TO SHUT UP!!1!"

  • randy tortilla lmfao

  • XD tell the fucking dog to shut the fuck up

  • I completed the game yesss! Hey whos that in my house!

  • Mega64 FTW!! SPREAD THE MESSAGE

  • lol the attchevment on the xbox 360 gets the goverment into your houce

  • "it's been kinda quiet, I guess it's like the game" lol. favourited.

  • "Alright I beat it-" "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!"

  • "th-thank you" ah we fucked that up lets try again "3.. 2.. 1.. th-tha" this is hilariouse

  • i gusse its like the game BAM!! lmao

  • Anyone in here?... All clear. *walks away*

    *guy comes up from behind the bushes*

    Love that part.

  • "For all your support..Thankyothankyou aw we f**kd that up 321 Tha-thankyo-Technical Difficultys-

  • The sound the dog makes is priceless

  • lmao so true!

  • this is what happens when you download copyright music, swat breaks down your doors at the very instant you click download, lol hehehe, imagine every pro gamer gets swat down

  • west hills park:)

  • Did they catch Elian?

  • this is awesome, so funny all right i beat it, what if that was at the middle of the night with your parents sleeping :D

  • "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" roflamo

  • wats rong with this message

  • Its been kinda quiet for a while... LOL

  • "by the looks of it its going in the direction so the protocall would be... *run*." lol that was wicked funny!

  • HELL YEAH! I know what you mean.. It's annoying as hell.

    "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! DON'T FUCKING MOVE!!!"

    That's pretty screwed up, lol.

  • DONT YOU FUCKING MOVE !!!!!!!!!!

  • i was hired to protect my country boarder i had state of the art guns satelites greades then i found out my country is surrounds by water

  • the break in is the best party haha

  • LOL, well its nice to have someone at the border.

  • rofl these guys are the best ( i think better then jack ass )

  • omg there ARE ENEmY SNIPERS in our border security lawls xDD

  • lewl?

  • "-Are being CAREFULLY selected for the service."

    "Alright. I beat it."

    "GET AND THE *bleep* GROUND! DON'T YOU *bleep* MOVE!"

  • " ah cool i beat it"

    "GET ON THE FUCKIN GROUND!!!!" LOL

  • omfg tht was one of the most funniest things ive ever seen literally piss ur pants hilarious i was rolling about on the floor in tears lafin so hard ma mum thought i lost the plot lol

  • the break-in was fucking hilarious

  • I wanna go work with those guys it would be funny to do that and actualy make some cash off it i was gonna be a bodygaurd but this looks a little funner

  • "we fucked that up." LOL

  • Lmao make one about an RTS game XD or some weird turn based game

  • Guys, make my life complete and make a parody of Shadow of the colossus or god of war, I'll make an altar if you make a Final Fantasy parody.

  • There's too many Final Fantasy Parodies as it is, like CollegeSaga especially, but I WOULD like to see FF with a twist of reality TV. :3

  • OMG! It's MEGA64!!

    Where the "ef" is the download at? I have ever video saved on my comp that you guys put up on your website!

  • ROFL 1 of the funniest video's ive ever watched on youtube nice 1 keep it up

  • Omg im now terrified to beat the game

  • at 2:19 you can see someone elses foot LOL

  • ahaha he got shot

  • LMAO I love the careful editing you did ;P. Great Job!!

  • lol that was great!

  • haha awsome

  • Dude that was 1337. Nice work Mega64.

  • Very nice.

  • LMAO XD That was great!

  • As always great video.

  • this is hilarious xD

  • LOL

  • yeah that was funny

  • lol, that was flippin' awesome!