"Weird Al" Yankovic: Albuquerque lyrics

[RubberManatee]

Pure and utter genius

[theterdbomb]

I used to think that at the end they said" I'm a cranky elephant lol

[Thebriangriffinblog]

Anybody else feel like this song was written via Mad Lib book?

[lovbug1231]

Best song ever!

[pwhiteOO]

omg. I'm in middle school again.

[GoofballAndi]

Oh god why did i bother to learn to play this song on bass, my hands hurt ;_;

[wantspots]

LOL 1:15 (gasp) what kinda gasp is that???

[bamfnicholas]

I haven't heard this song in forever.

[87norcalyoder]

this brings back some memories of second grade hahaha

[PunchSydeiron2]

@87norcalyoder Aw man, if I knew about "Weird Al" back in 2nd grade that would've been awesome!

[Musicgrl330]

@87norcalyoder omg! you, too?! haha

[DrRipper19]

4:05

lol

[Shadowinchester]

Best Screamo ever: 06:20.

[Shadowinchester]

I know every word. <3 XD

[jokerswild00]

heh, one time someone wrote into his 'ask al' column on his website and asked if he really hated sauerkraut and al replied (paraphrasing) "no, i lied about hating sauerkraut, everything else in the song is true though"

[fluffyxsama]

abq sucks lol

[MetalerShades]

I wonder who autographed the snorkal

[demon3304]

That snorkal has been just like a snorkal to me

[A2ndFamine]

was he on drugs during this

[kimberlyjo2011]

Hey.. You got weasels on your face.

[BrothersNick]

This Song is Heavy Metal

[otcool12345]

that song was my childhood

[battlefeild3airsoft]

Sounds like "alba-turkey"

[SuperErtsu]

So, he said all this and his point was only that he hates sauerkraut.......

[masterec8]

Redshire has sent me here

[zzPinkTacozz37]

He was inspired by the song "Dick's Automotive" by the Rugburns when he wrote this

[sporex2]

"Had my tray table up and my seat back in the full upright position"

You know it will be a meme

[iSeiranai]

TVTropes: "Weird Al" has a Throw It In moment on his original song "Albuquerque": the track ends with guitarist Jim West laughing quietly because of the ridiculous chord he plays at the end of the song.

[JamesOhGoodie]

I like to call this: "Mad Libs: The Song"

[TheObservantOne1]

He had to sit between two people in First Class? What airline was HE on?

[thatoneguy855]

And the random out of context line of the day is: " Constiptated Weiner Dog

[pinkhatgirl15]

i sang this whole thing word by word to my best friend at when i was finshed she turned round and said "kirsty, you have waay too much time on your hands!"

[Sparfregundo]

This band is as crazy as Gentle Giant

[quintonmorris11]

I FREAKING LOVE THIS SONG!

[iamunnameable]

...I wonder if Wierd Al has ever BEEN to Albuquerque.

[PunchSydeiron2]

@iamunnameable Probably. There's no reason for him to not go there.

[MrStevenwoodford]

this must have taken hours to type :]

[PunchSydeiron2]

@MrStevenwoodford I simply copied and pasted the text into Windows Movie Maker.

[psycwolf]

How can I not love this song?

[Temayuka]

hahahahahaha, i started laughing the moment he said she looked at me the way a cow looks at an oncoming train and then at the twenty six years old aprt

[irametdolorem]

Well, you know what they say: no use crying over spelt root beer.

[sirdoomsdeck]

i live in albuquerque, it sucks

[roxsterly]

most random, funny song ever.

[wickerman6121]

Sorry guys I just had to say this... 3 people don't have towels that are oh so fluffy.

[rangothejuiceman]

the 505 sucks

[queencoryn3]

hahahaha sooooooo long i LOVE it

[PunchSydeiron2]

@queencoryn3 I've heard that Al does the whole song over from the beginning after he gets to the line about losing his train of thoughts in some of his concerts.

[htmldude]

@PunchSydeiron2 Sweet mercy.

[Snakeman400]

@queencoryn3 Thats what she said XD

[queencoryn3]

this song is sooo funny☻§

[SynchronizorVideos]

Kind of hate to be this guy, but...

3 people actually like sauerkraut.

[arcticnic]

burito

[MrAlekz]

i hate sour kraut

ps: weird al is weird

[xxxShyannaaaBananaaa]

i have been looking for this for like ever!(:

[AliceElizabeth2]

I remember the first time I heard this song. I snuck into my brothers room and started messing with his CDs and I found this song. I got caught cause I was laughing so loudly

[loverkitty]

I did this once for a monologue in speech class.

[ninetailsrocks100]

i cant even breath cuase how funny it is

[ninetailsrocks100]

i cant even breaath cuase how funny it is

[AsylumOfNinjas]

_funy_ song_ al_ LoL_

[grishkaven]

amazing, there is no dislikes... Oh god i've jinxed it! hide this comment"!!!!

[blouseman2]

"You spelt root beer rong"

YouTube comment of the year

[PunchSydeiron2]

@blouseman2 Whoops.

[007Burg]

@blouseman2 You spelt Wrong Wrong...

[IRaceWithTurles]

You spelt root beer rong. lol no problem tho.

[PunchSydeiron2]

@IRaceWithTurles Whoops.

[daymond12345]

@IRaceWithTurles You spelt "wrong" wrong. lol no problem though.

[josephrael1111]

i guess my point is I HATE SAURKAUT!!!!! HAHA LOL

[stopeatingthepizza]

@josephrael1111 *sauerkraut

[zelos1826]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaalbuquerque!~ ♫ Oh, thank you for uploading this~ <3

[PunchSydeiron2]

@zelos1826 No problem.

[iamdb1990]

"that snorkel's been like a snorkel to me" LOL

[SpankyHotDog]

WACKA WACKA DOO DOO YA

[ZTank5]

Thank you so much for putting this up! Love this song! I used to play it all the time when I was younger and now know it by heart.