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  • What happened to that world? I wish I would have seen a video like this in the 80s.

  • Oh honey, we *all* want a date with woody...

  • Damn Ann...chill with that damn cotton candy.

  • man if the world would would of got of stuck in the 50's

  • @4:01 why is it that in all these old videos they always do the superman pose when they give advice lol

  • Is it just me or does Anne sound like Snow White? Anybody?

  • @ 4:52, what was THAT?

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  • God the chemistry and passion between them is incredible. Ann & Woody 4EVA. <3

  • (WTF is this Sh*t but it is funny as hell

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  • all i notice is the static in the background...is that weird?

  • che back in a days was romantic way of how get sex

  • Were people in the 50s trained to speak that way?

  • If i lived in the 1940's i be asleep all the time

  • They should make a black version of this for black people

  • @sonicino3 i dont think it needs a black version, almost the same :/

  • @sonicino3 I dunno why your comment cracks me up but it does

  • I wish dating was still like that sometimes lol

  • The first video in the recommendations at the the top is how to trick people into thinking your good looking?!?

  • It's funny how the Woody dude's facial expressions change at like 2:18 according to what the narrator is saying xD

  • Not even first base?

    Fuck that shit, I would have taken Janet and raped the shit out of her.

  • i laughed so hard in the end, "well so long *walks away*"

  • Fuck off 'mom' you cock-blocking cunt.

  • holy shit

  • is this real

  • I think that was a direct approach, but what about a Kclose?

  • my favorite part was where his whistling stared before he did. :o

  • wow hes a teenager and he barely knows how to read :D:D

  • made me want to play mafia 2 again. whys that? ^^

  • I dig the way woody whistles!

  • Kevin Lieber...Someone?

  • @shidrikkk im with ya bro

  • @MrBEB123 What makes you better than them??????

  • @MajorTom156 What makes a Tiger better than a Baboon? The Creator perhaps or maybe it's just fate it is difficult to say. That is the kind of question only a brainwashed liberal would ask. I see you have for an online name the title of a David Bowie song, if you think like him then you have really have some problems.

  • @MrBEB123 I am the Stormfront Chatroom admin. Who are you and why are you premoting my chatroom?

  • hey mom, what's for supper..

  • i love how they speak

  • she doesnt know how to eat a hotdog

  • 10:50 "Smash her back doors in"

  • sexist female stereotype #1 @ 2:49 (mom wearing apron. coming from the kitchen, where she belongs.)

    sexist female stereotype #2 @ 7:31 (mom washing the dishes. doing her job)

    ahh.. mustve been real simple for a guy to live back in 1949... :)

  • @addicted2music21

    You should be thankful that your man put a computer in the kitchen for you. 

  • @Ostrosozok Uhhh.. I'm a dude... but yeah, my girlfriend thanks me all the time for the computer I put in the kitchen.

  • @addicted2music21 That was the female role back then. The man works and provides for the family, while the woman took care of the home. I believe marriages worked a lot better back then with traditional roles. But that's just my opinion.

  • @htfcm Yeah, because women didn't have options, so they were stuck.

  • @tifo316 What do you mean?

  • @htfcm Though unfortunately it was traditional for extended family and members of the community to raise kids together and help take care of each other, in the 50's women lived in a bubble. Not only was she thrown into motherhood without a clue and no real stable lifeline, but she had to become a one man army to do all the chores and errands. That's not how woman are meant to live, traditional roles or not.

  • @DoveAlexa "Lived in a bubble" What do you mean by that?

    "Thrown into motherhood" So you are saying she had no choice but to be a mother and wife?

    I don't agree with your statement about her being a one man army just because she does the household chores; that's part of the deal here.

  • @htfcm Living in a bubble as in instead of having a large group of women all working to raise kids together, including extended family members (and so they could teach each other, and give each other a break) in the 50's (and now a days) women are expected to raise kids all on their own, with no one else around except maaaaybe their mothers. They are also expected to NOT ask for help. That's what I mean. Ever heard the saying "It takes a village to raise a child"?

  • @DoveAlexa Having a large group of women working to raise each others kids? Well, I just don't agree with this. Their mothers should not have to help raise the children, they have done their job raising kids. It's the parents responsibility to raise their own child. Having both the mother and father raise a child is more than sufficient.

  • @htfcm When roles are more defined things are less confusing, so it "works" better because it's not so complicated. It also makes it hard when things don't go as planned. In my opinion it only looks like it works better. Dad might still go to the strip club and bang hookers (just look at his wife) and mom might be a raging alcoholic, but they're doing their roles to keep up appearance. At that time they (especially the woman) would be ostracized for straying from the norm or divorcing.

  • @ServiceInstaller You make a good point but I think there are more problems today.

  • @addicted2music21 I was pleasantly surprised to see Dad helping dry the dishes though. No wonder they are happily married :)

  • Woody is a tool.

  • I like how people used to dress in the 40s-50s

  • Woody should have brought some 1949 Devil Weed Reefer Madness ...

  • Ann gave WOODY A WOODY

  • @8:05 "...well when he finally came I had to run upstairs and do my face and my hair all over again!"

  • @F1shst1cks so what your saying is, thats what she said. brilliant.

  • sure beats todays culture of 10 years olds going out and getting drunk and knocked up without even asking the permission of their pregnant 18 year old drunken moms, the average chat up line these days is 'hey hoe, want a little try before you buy? COME HERE BITCH, STAND AND DELIVER'

  • Woody is getting his ting 8:01 saturday

  • 1:55 'well perhaps someone who doesnt feel superior, there's better, but unfortunatley shes an ugly fucking fat BITCH' pity he didnt say that

  • @MrBEB123 Race is something made my culture. Gentic difference is more common within those of the same race, than of different race. There are no "Races" Just a bit more pigment. Joining that "Nationalist movement" wont put morales in any culture, just make us more primitive and dense.

    Go get an education.

  • @Metal4life100 Besides your post being full of spelling and word usage errors it is also full of shit. It is so stupid I will not comment on it further.

  • @MrBEB123 Ah. When you have no concrete arguement you decide to insult grammar. It's a way dumb people pretend to be intelligent. I myself am not editing my words, because I don't care to put that much effort into you. The fact that all you did was insult my spelling and grammar just shows how incapable you are of thinking up a good arguement. If this is what white people are turning into, fingers crossed we die out soon.

  • if some dude dropped off my daughter and started whistling i'd think he took her virginity that night

  • @HeliosKagan

    LOL!!!!

  • FHUTA

  • Corny but appropriate for today's youth...Just look at some of the stupid comments left by some of these boneheads!

  • His parents look a bit old for children their age...

  • What I'd give for a date like that! So sweet.

  • around 3:20 the old kid sounds like christopher walken

  • around 3:20 the old kid sounds like christopher walken

  • Glad i live in 2011, SLUTS FTW.

  • @Banez1991

    yea but there are lot more fatties now

  • Ann and Woody forever <3

  • well, i like ed.

  • Step 1) Collect her underpants

    Step 2) ???

    Step 3) Profit

  • I could make a few script changes that would make this much more helpful for a young Woody.

  • Movies like this are the reason why single girls got pregnant back in 1949!

  • The title should be "dos and don'ts".

  • @htfcm yeah you can't change typos once its uploaded

  • Thumbs up if Lew Rockwell got you here...

  • I find this easy to masturbate to.

  • Extremely disappointing end to the date.

  • Moral of the story here: don't think you can get the hot chick, but don't steep as low by going for the uggo either.

  • you can't whistle a boner away

  • the follow up video explains how to beat your wife without bruising her

  • Most of the people in this video are dead.

  • He looks like someone beat him with the ugly stick, severely

  • Bad fortune teller at the carnival. She could have warned Anne that Woody prefers sausage above bearded oyster

  • "Mom! Do we have any cleaning fluid?"

    "Of course we do!"

    lmao!

    I want to see the part where young Woody (snark!) takes the cleaning fluid with him to the "hi teen carnival" and starts huffing it with the carney with the fake mustache, then has a wicked hot three way with Ann. .

  • That carnival is the fucking shit!

  • "I'll call you next week" SARCASM

  • I love how he tries to rape her.

  • "A date with woody?" there's definitely some sexual innuendo there....so much tension!

  • Well the little girl said "He's nice!" my only thought:

    If this was set today that little girl would have said "He's hot!" or "He's cute" instead

    ^_^

  • Som dang reflective pans they had in the 40's...

  • I would advise him to bring a jug of vodka.

  • Truths well told....still the same today. Girls are snooty and boys need to feel 'appreciated'. ...for their big.........!!!

  • BARBRA BUSH!!!!

  • phallic symbol overload

  • Dude's gonna masturbate furiously until next week. And then masturbate some more.

  • @saidestroyer ...till he finally finds a girl that will "play"....and he'll keep that one.

  • 1 person didnt get a date after watching this video ;)

  • DAM If one of those girls transported to today's time... I'll blow her mind away with todays attractions and raves! Golly! :D

  • Anne sounds like a total dupe.

  • Anne was a flirt she didn't knew how to have a good time, if you know what I mean

  • hahahhaa i whistle like that whenever a date goes good too

  • I sure dig the way Anne eats that cotton candy, I think I'll ask her!

  • 100th Like!

  • blonde=attractive

  • Huffingtonpost sent me here

    

  • My English teacher showed us this during this class

    we had to analyze the rhetoric...

  • EjayR - That's RATE, not rape. YEESH! "He'd really have to RATE to date someone like her" meaning that he really has to be at his best (cool) to impress her.

  • We've got Movie Siiiiign!

  • Bill Gates,

    Just before he got RICH.

  • woody.

  • wow colour fim in 1949

  • @fredguy2 Colour photography is older than you think. Look up a picture of Alim Khan (1880-1944), Emir of Bukhara, taken in 1911. Amazing.

  • @ethanwc those were filtered black and white photos projected through a filter. So they were still black and white, but projected and only after black and white photos were able to be developed did they become "color photos"

  • The mother looks in her 60's. The boys must have been late-in-life babies. I guess difficulty in finding a mate is genetic.

  • What no kiss even in the proper good bye?

    Rape to date I guess

  • well he's a smooth operator

  • I love how at the end of the vid, she suggests next time she will make him a sandwich.

  • @1:36 improper condom usage

  • this was on mystery science theatre back in the day

  • @phorque2 Oh I bet that was classic. I like Rifftrax today. Same guys, newer stuff.

  • Yes, that's what a boy likes. He wants to know how much her mouth can hold as she reduces that cotton candy to a mere memory.

  • I couldn't stop thinking about MST3K throughout this whole video...

  • 10:08 he looks so damn gleeful about that damn hotdog

  • At least they had a facade of some kinda class back then.

    Modern day dating video a la Ke$ha:

    1.Go to club.

    2.Get Drunk.

    3.Wake up next to stranger.

  • @MatthewMarkMendoza

    I totally agree. A lot of social issues were fucked up back then but people were a lot more classy and reserved when it came to interacting with one another. It makes how we act today seem totally sloppy and unrestrained.

  • UUUUUNNNNIIIIBBBRRRROOOOOOOOWW­WW.W.....

  • i think i have a new favourite video on youtube.

  • can't contain myself this is hilarious

  • phone # only 3 digits long?

  • Anne is really getting down on that cotton candy.... Om nom nom nom!

  • 1:25 "he'd really have to rape to date someone like her"

  • @ejayR then

    "yes he'd enjoy that"

    LOL FUCK i was trying to figure out if i heard that right.... i can't figure out what is actually being said

  • @ejayR rate*

  • @ejayR

    its "rate".

    It's old slang for being cool, or hip, or whatever the kids are calling it these days.

  • It is still cool. Or simply Hot.

  • @ejayR "rate", he said...in other words, she's good looking, he's ugly...next!

  • @ejayR So he actually said that? I'm not hearing things?

  • More like the "High Teen" carnival now a days.

  • Fortune Teller: "Well, Ann, it looks like you're in for quite a spanking after the good ole' Hi-Teen Carnival!"

  • Is Ed in the this Kookie Ed Burns from 77 Sunset Strip ... mmm not sure. 

  • This is fantastic! Thanks for posting it!

  • forever alone!

  • It's all about finding the clitoris ;-)

  • WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE OF A PERIOD IN LIFE!

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