Ten Questions with...

[MrAnderson1985]

..  THe air

[Chubachus]

great walken impersonation

[Megan80]

What was like to kiss Naomi Campbell?

[InsaneMojo2]

InsaneMojo welcomes you Mr. Pollack ,and occasionally channels your character in the Usual Suspects for his many anticipated video extraordinaires.

[7seveng7]

Well established? Never heard of the guy!

- Paul Seveng

[maxxasvideo]

time to make the doughnuts!

[MYBOSS2009]

arr !

Then you admit that us aliens destroy the pirates,thank you mr duck,now go cheat on the wife for the 7 time,arrr !

[MYBOSS2009]

wrong,aliens own the pirates and won everytime when you ran away !

[MYBOSS2009]

Arr,Aliens don't do fake drama duck,just you !

We own,you get naked with carrots

[markapsolon]

Hi Kevin! Great to see a real star here on youtube! I think you are one of two that I know of on youtube. If you need anything just send me over an email. I am going to try and get a video over to you this weekend :)

[K80Blog]

Welcome to the YouTube community Kevin! Watch yourself though, you may get sucked in...I know I did.

Oh and this will probably sound strange, but I saw you on Cahuenga/Hollywood near the news stand like a month ago. I work around there...so. Haha. Small world eh? : )

[wyzguy333]

Sorry Kevin I don't like doing youtube videos.....(that's just me) but if I were to do one I would ask......How was it making "A Few Good Men" with Nicholson, Cruise, Bacon, and Demi Moore? and How much have you lost in the economic downturn?......lol.

[MichaelRCaron]

This rules... thinking about a really good question.

[Sc0tyG]

How do you know she is a deadbeat mom fuckhead? You don't live with her. Youtube isn't real life.I consider her a close internet friend, we converse almost daily and haven't witnessed one damn thing to prove your theory. Truth be known, I've discovered the opposite out of her. Her daughter is number 1 in her life. I think you know that too! So you choose to use the deadbeat mom card shit thinking it'd hurt her mentally. Get a hint and defuck yourself from the netz, no one wants you here.

[RoninDave]

don't take piratey penguin-butt seriously. He's talking out his rather large behind. He just wants to rile you up. Don't let him. Youtube seems to be banning him almost on sight now so it's not even really worth the trouble to respond to him anymore even to poke fun.

[RoninDave]

squids don't have fists

[verybadvideos]

I've been thinking about you all day and wondering, have you ever fantasized about being a gimp? Do you have kids? Is it warm or cold where you are?

[verybadvideos]

I was worried about you baby, where'd you go?

[Zarule2]

Gl with your youtube thing XD

[HoneyGlazedDonut]

Is that the guy from The Lost Room?

[WebDeals]

Nope. It's the guy from Entourage... ;)

[ginnysgems]

I really enjoy Kevin Pollak, have for many years! Found this from following him on Twitter! Kevin, you're a SUPER funny guy, I LOVE your work! Keep it up, the world needs MORE LAUGHS!

Peace,

Ginny

[NasukeTheWolf]

yo kevin! 868 views??? you're a nobody! you'll never make it in showbiz!

[NasukeTheWolf]

lol. -6. learn to detect sarcasm, guys.

[jweinrub]

Interesting!

[Sc0tyG]

LMAO..you've proven my point..thanks! Fuckin no life havin loser. Self pwnage in its finest!

[Sc0tyG]

How many of your account have gotten suspended just today Pengies?? 50?? lulz..and you keep coming back?? I can possibly understand 2 or 3..Do you not have a life?

[Sc0tyG]

No it goes like this..You try pwning while no one lifts a finger and watches you pwn your own damn self.haha! As a matter of fact, you are pwning yourself at this very moment and don't realize it.LULZ!

[Sc0tyG]

keep telling yourself that fatso..I've never seen anyone else say the pirates ever won anything.

[topcat4eva]

Cool, the response vid should be good.

[ElevenColors]

I have fond childhood memories of watching Kevin Pollak doing standup comedy on TV. The Usual Suspects kicked ass. Now the hard part is thinking up a question.

[disposablebook4]

Cool!

[RoninDave]

Fear not! I'll never hate you, you big lug! You are just so fun to play with like a big ugly kitten with a severe head injury!

[RoninDave]

no, you'd eat him up, clothes and all, in a single glance and still be hungry for dessert.

[verybadvideos]

I want to break you a little sumthin sumthin. Why are you teasing me so HARD with all your gay talk???

[YuTubeNewz]

funny little homo troll. you are the worse kind of attention whore, stop crying and blaming people because you were raised by elephants no one cares... I am done, make all the troll accounts you want until you pass out kiddo. I guarantee face to face you would turn bitch 1rst chance, stop pretending to be tough laptop gansta

[luckystrike1]

So true.

[verybadvideos]

You telling YuTubeNewz you want to fuck him makes me SO HOT. I want to tie you up and do things to your face! Where you at?

[verybadvideos]

I don't know about IP but I sure want your PP! Come on now don't be a tease. Tell meeeee. Where are you performing?!?!

[verybadvideos]

I asked first honey. When's the next performance in your gay theater act? I think gay pirates are soooo hot!

[verybadvideos]

I'm not quite sure about what your asking but I think your trying to tell me in gay code that you are bald downstairs. You know I don't like a hairy ballsack. Are any of the other Pirates bald? Because I know you've looked.

[verybadvideos]

Is Rinindave your Character name! YES! I am going to be sure to look for you. Are you going to be on Broadway or off Broadway? Because Bitch you too fine to be off Broadway!

[RoninDave]

hmm?

[verybadvideos]

Seriously its ok, I could see you on my gadar a mile away! I mean what self-respecting man would talk like a pirate unless he was either A) in the Village People or B) You are going to star in a Broadway show "Pirates of Penzance." Im guessing you are a show pirate? When is your next performance? Because Bitch is FIERCE!

[YuTubeNewz]

sad thing is the annoying little bitch keeps trolling me among other son here like the dumbfuck he truly is. I mean what fucktard sits and make account after account just to be blocked over and over... If I wanted to push it I would just track his ip to see if he is as tough in person.! fucking loser

[verybadvideos]

Oh come on now you know you want it. Don't tell me you're still in the closet hun?

[verybadvideos]

There's a gay pirate leaving comments on this vid???? I love me some gay pirate! Bring it!

[angeIwest]

I seriously knew you were gay because (deep voice) I'M A DUDE!

[angeIwest]

You are a serious idiot for replying to my comment. You and I both know that.

[angeIwest]

More Vids! NOW

[Philinspaces]

Kevin, you were the greatest in that movie "Million Dollar Mystery." Did anyone ever win the money in the contest that was part of the video? IT was really dumb but fun to watch. I loved you more in the "Lost Room" Thanks. PHil

[hillarykwv]

Glad you found some people to help ya with YouTube, Kevin. Alan seems to be doing a really good job. I'd be more than happy to help you as well. Just let me know.

I'm sure you'll have a ton of responses, but I'll try to post a video question tomorrow, too. :)

[Ziggystarla]

yay for Kevin Pollack! =D So glad you're here to join us! I'll definitely send you a video question =]]

[buildingblocks5150]

are u gonna play allen in "nerdfighter the movie?"

[ISnoggedHarry]

Please excuse the spamming. YouTube isn't usually full of such lame comments.

Excited to see what kind of questions you get!

[fallofautumndistro]

He knows Samantha, we've explained the trolls. =)

[ISnoggedHarry]

*sigh* Good, because it's almost embarrassing.

<3

[massaar6]

kevin, allan and jazmine! wow!

hahaha that's awesome :P

what's the story behind you meeting them :P?

[jabazzy]

<333

[massaar6]

lol okay....

but <3 you too jaz haha you sitll owe me a clip but it's okay i don't need it :P :D haha i have something else in the works :O it's secret

[jabazzy]

I filmed something for it, but I'll redo it or be in the secret haha

[massaar6]

haha okay yeh you can be in the secret! it'll be so perfect :) i'll tell you another time :D

[fivefingered]

Your problem is that your just jealous that Kevin Pollak, after only 3 short vids already has a lot of positive feedback and fans, whereas nobody likes you and leaves nothing posted on your page.

[BilliLovesMargot]

jabz is the sweetest girl. i love her.

[jabazzy]

aww billi i heart you so much.

[Jessiqua42]

*jess bemusedly bares one nipple*

Only 'cause I wanted to. You ARE lame, allpiratesallthetime. Super lame.

[reallynudepirates]

Arrr, now show us yer pussy and spread those lips. ARRRR

[Jessiqua42]

Hmmm... I actually don't think I'd be comfortable with that... You first! :D

[Jessiqua42]

:D It's weird and surreal hearing a movie star say "Jabazzy" like that. Like he totally knows who Jabazzy is. And he does!

You're not lame Kevin!

[RoninDave]

considering how most of your pwnage posts get thumbed down into obvilion, methinks the pwnage be on thee.

[YuTubeNewz]

lol wow its sad we have the highest class of idiots and loser on this site but, without haters we would be nothing! I love your work bro! 5/5

-YTN

[RoninDave]

"Call us lame again mate and we fuck yer mom."

So you are a motherfucker afterall! No surprise!

[fivefingered]

Um....Lame.

Lame, Lame, Lame.

douchey, douche, douche

[doctornoise]

I feel like I've seen this video....on....someone elses channel! haha :) go kevin and alan

[RoninDave]

fat? Cast ye no handgrenades from your glass hut.

[P00P0STER0US]

Haha, you mean like adding lots of comments? Keep 'em coming son, you're doing fine :o) Just please don't take your medication or else the comment count would drop dramatically.

[RoninDave]

yeah, I'm sure your parents must be so proud, penguin-butt!

[BryanTheShultz]

really good job again. cant wait for your next video!

-Bryan

[P00P0STER0US]

I like the logo design, and the color scheme.

Methinks there's some good advice and support going your way.

Kevin, you're in good hands, enjoy the ride :)

[fivefingered]

Fuck off douche. I've been a fan of his since the early 90's. By the way, your whole pirate theme is LAME, LAME, LAME!

[jabazzy]

Kevin you're amazing. Thanks so much again.

[wizkid2000]

Good Idea... Cant wait to see what people ask.

[fivefingered]

I'm officially ready for you to stop thanking people and start doing things. No pressure.

[fivefingered]

By the way I loved you in Whole 10 Yards. That was the funniest character I've seen in a long time.

[JoeTisBo]

can we send a youtube video to him, or should we send an actual file?

[fallofautumndistro]

Actual files will work better, downloading youtube videos is against the terms of service here (unless you use the new pay option).

[crimsong19]

I will definitely send in a question.

[buffaloscot3d]

cool.

[alhi]

cool cool now i have to think of a question hmmm

[splicegrrl]

i look forward to seeing what people ask. pondering what my question will be now...

[fallofautumndistro]

Should be a fun project!