Top 10 Useless Inventions

[alex97swedis]

Most of the iventions are from an english textbook I have in school (i am from Sweden by the way)

[RageFlameX]

"Only an idiot will buy these inventions..."

NOW you tell me. o3o

[ClothDolly]

i have fireproof matches! i found them in my attic!!

[nejcf]

silent alarm clock u can get these whit package whit driver manual for blind

[NewLeaf66]

Peanut butter and jelly one jar

How lazy do you have to be

[NewLeaf66]

A very bad one is the helmet because think about it we made sports that crack heads so instead of stopping these sports we made something to continue our head cracking ways

[ylvira]

Funny. I liked the end.=)

[MCIgaming]

helicopter ejection seat

[MCRsuperVAMP]

and they're all mad in belgium...fuck belgium

[bsd823]

you forgot the solar powered flashlight. (patent pending)

[meganrenesprouse]

you shouldve added a bowl with no rims

[HueyBuntFoSho]

@meganrenesprouse thats called a plate

[MrKaddan]

I have #4, battery powered battery charger

[poorypoory]

air conditioning on a motor or on an biycicle

[IamPersonMan]

#0 the shake weight

[Honeebuket]

#4 is not useless.. They make those. And you use a double a to charge 5 double a's..

[MrThedragon159]

u forgot rehab for britney spears. lol.

[Dweller777]

I disagree. A battery-operated battery charger? Well, I charge my cellphone and iPod in my car all the time. My car runs on a battery.

[JenkBigQ]

this cant be serious

[LooneyM3]

You forgot Powered Water...... Just add water

[Lethalis1234]

ill take 2 of all.

[yutoobjackel81]

number 4 exists but its like if you phone runs out and it charges it from double as

[alexmise]

Hey I got a silent alarm clock and it works very well because it has vibration!!!

[drshooful]

we had to make a poster for one in year seven.. 'dumb inventions'. My friends an i chose a battery powered battery charger. ((=

[jacoshlu]

theese dont exist!

[Mophead800]

@iLoveMyMaltese I was tired of my inbox filling up WITH THE SAME E-MAIL! People have no creativity. Now I wanna slap something... something in the shape of a monkey, I need a cupcake...

[dimb9]

you forgot the chocolate tea pot

[commentify1121]

wow another useless invention is this vid

[XTrevvion]

here how bout this one, a solar powered torchlight

[pupil8]

#4 is useful for cellphones b/c u could use AA batteries to charge your phone

[wolfden3000]

the drivers manual cud be written in braille

[bloacatera]

i have read it to .... but are just legally blind ..... meaning they have past the 20 optic barier and use a telescope when driving .... so they are not completely blind . just google it

[SoIllFilms]

i hate you and wish nothing but pain for you

[SliverSawblade]

this is stupid how do we know these are real if you dont show pictures you probably just made up all of these I want my 57 seconds cause all you did was waste my time and the same for everyone else that watched this

[mymoneynotyours]

Hey, "Let the viewer beware."

[MetalFeast9]

How about

1. A Parachute that deploys on impact

2.A Break away seatbelt

3.A ejection seat for a helicopter

lol

[jcoppola360]

an ejection seay would work just make it go down lol

[felixthemaster1]

RETARD.

this is fake. you need to actually fucking show the pictures or we will think that you fucking made it up you fucking troll

[civauva]

@Mophead800 yeah, but why would they need it? they're hardly gona go on a road trip :D:D

[MultiNAZIzombies]

lol i was thinking of

[Maddrox187]

@Mophead800 , yes it could but a DRIVER'S manual is pointless cause blind people can't drive

[bloacatera]

mophead .... a DRIVERS manual .... how can a blind man can drive .....

[sacenpapier]

@Mophead800 you're right, but here we talk about drivers manuel, and no blind people will drive.

[Dwessie]

@Mophead800 But WHO wants a BLIND motherf***er DRIVING!?!?

[shenker2]

waterproof sponge?? wdf?

[Uchihaman1234]

the battery powered battery charger is actually real...

[TheGuyFromLastNight3]

@Uchihaman1234 yeah. in many cases, that would be useful; example: I have an energizer EnergiToGo device that charges my ipod with AA batteries. there's your battery powered battery charger!

[Cindywong2000]

pictures? :(

[Shayde1653]

my top 5 useless inventions

5:rubber towel

4non-stick glue

3.a heat powered lighter

2inflatable paper

1 aqua powered water fountain

[299SHREAD]

Heat powered lighter would be good because it would last forever :)

[125riptide]

wtf i've never even heard of any of these

[Uaex69]

Gee, I wondered why? :P

[eth92]

Amazingly stupid :D

[McIntyre1987AK]

Pedal powered wheelchair was my favorite.

[FlakeSE]

there are battery powered battery chargers used for charging smaller batteries

[greenbaykj1]

fireproof matches lol

[rockonmyfriend]

hey man what about the solar powered flashlight lol

[Brianwhittaker23]

Heard its still a big seller in Poland!!!

[rockonmyfriend]

lol

[jhhwild]

What if the drivers manual was in braille and it said "For God's sake don't drive ever!" It would be useful because it would discourage blind people from driving making the world a safer place.

[skate2liv3]

lmao a steel lifejacket hahahaha!

[banga999]

battery powered battery charger

silent alarm clock

seriously wtf

[nodws]

how about some pics? nipwith

[utsavman47]

these things dont exist

[kerrlawd89]

thay do btw

[KingGinIchimaru]

damn man,you bought ALL of them?

[sightf2]

ROFL a battery powered battery charger lol

[maximumride24]

are these all true?!?

[sifrzero0]

they were rejected marketing concepts

[melisawesome100]

@maximumride24 no they are not, he/she just wrote down things that defeat the purpose of what they are supposed to do...

[primesetter]

waterproof towels

[watchr54]

waterproof plane toy

[0downwiththesystem0]

tv built in remote

[PlasticExplosive123]

Do any of these actualy exist?

Or was this just a waste of time?

[sifrzero0]

They were marketing ideas suggested by amateur entrepreneurs, but none of these ideas actually made it to the public. (thank goodness)

[sifrzero0]

Scratch that, they actually did make it to the public.

[WCProductions1]

1.glass hammer,

2.see through shades

and also, if it would be an inflateable dartboard it would be magnetic darts,and there is smooth sandpaper it is used to smooth.i used it in woodshop

[sifrzero0]

how would you use smooth sand paper tho? O.o

[chickennugget354]

solar powered flashlights

[sifrzero0]

that's a good one

[patternsandstatic]

SILENT ALARM CLOCKS vibrate,

steel can float

[27LeBlanc619]

well then it wouldnt be silent would it

[patternsandstatic]

with your argument, the word silent can never be used. In general use of the word silent, a vibrating alarm clock would be classed as silent, as it makes little sound, and unintentionally (wasn't designed to make sound)

[tweabag17]

Interesting...

[rewrocks]

pictures man you need some pics

[sifrzero0]

sorry, i couldn't find any for this video.

[AndrewNZ1234]

I demand those 56 seconds of my life back. Failure to comply and you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

[Pelicansrcool]

Well? Did he hear from your lawyer? Or are you just a sad little pussy who needs a life?

[AndrewNZ1234]

Looks like someone needs to lighten the fuck up. Or shall I assume you just completely missed the joke?

[Pelicansrcool]

Ask yourself.

[FoxxZombie]

yayyyyyyyyy :/

[whatadrag1400]

LMFAO! that was behond funny...

[graystripe31]

lol thats was rlly funny.

[Taekwondownage]

Ur kidding! Does this crap exist?!

[cheer123crazy]

good job! great work

[dance4himyaya]

OOOPPPS!!!! I meant can't stop laughing. I am such a dork!!!! LOL

[dance4himyaya]

Can stop laughing!

[MaximumPyromaniac]

omg lol.

[XxPoisenKissesxX]

i love tis video!

<3

[13greatscott13]

i love thease :D they are so funny

[luv4eva1]

haha funny!! lmao

[lyokofreak98]

your way to funny

[NJonaslover246]

hahaha..

=]

5* love it!

[Fangnumberonefan]

u r weird but hey, even u call urself that. o well.

[hosfordbrandon]

hahahahahahaha... i laughed through the WHOLE thing!!! I would love any of those... (again, it's poodletips10)

[tennisboy1994]

lol. i bought a waterproff sponge.... but i didn't kno it was waterproff untill i read it... lol.

GO IDIOTS!!

[layahroxx]

driver's manual 4 the blind lol

[Pinksuxblakrools]

omg lol wtf rofl lol ran out of shortys ttly ttyl

[stylingurl001]

lol wow those are useless!!!

[squdiovideo]

never heard of these...

[Wearefallingup]

OMGosh!!!

I was reading these to my sister and I said the number 5.A pedal poward whellchair my sister staird at me and said.

"whats wrong with that!?"

Heres your sign!

[PopcornGirl12]

Fireproof matches! OMG!!

[chocolate52296]

hey u calling me a idiot?¿ -_- jk i like this video!!!!

[the7thflockmember]

OH ima start a fire now *trys to light match* GRRRR ok nvm then ima go tubing with my new lifejaket *flys off tube and almost drowns* *coughs* ugh *calls store* can i return these?

[sifrzero0]

nope XD

[Taekwondownage]

Steel life jackets? wtf?

[sifrzero0]

yeah, not a good idea...

[deathfire234]

i bought these

[sifrzero0]

me too! high five! xDD

[Soon2BeArtist]

Omgz, do those things actually exsist?!?

[sifrzero0]

Yes, but they stopped making them

[Soon2BeArtist]

Jeez, I wonder why...l0lz.

[sifrzero0]

Why?

[Soon2BeArtist]

-_-'

How should I put this...they 'didn't work the right way'...

[sifrzero0]

oh...okay. XD

[sngrgrlz1]

I would probably be the idiot to buy the inventions. Especially the fireproof matches for reasons unmentioned.