George Carlin - 'Have a Nice Day'

[Fluffynatorr]

"GODDAMN THIS IS GREAT! look! they´re gonna kill that guy, aint that GREAT?!"

5/5

[Hollywise23]

"Look, they're gonna kill that guy, ISN'T THAT GREAT?!"

[khatkhataXD]

-"How are ya?"

-"fine"

-"BULLSHIT!!!"

LMAO

[kiddypop]

"How are you?"

"Fiiiine."

"BULLSHIT!!!"

[epi360]

This guy is so f**king good!! it is an ashame he died =(

[bemjamin]

"an ashame"?

[SUNAMERZZ]

PERFECT is what this guys is.

[antilion242]

"have a nice day!" "can i have my f****** change please?" awesome!!!!!

[TranceSetterDeLuxe]

fine

[guitargonzo]

nice

[Lonehwolf1]

"You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala"

PURE WIN XD

[errbud]

look they're gonna kill that guy isnt that great ... brilliant !!!

[AkaiKagerou87]

All right god damn I'll give it a shot! LOL!

[drellavonpollock]

"fine..."

"BULLSHIT!"

rofl

[SkidRoses98]

Not really funny with all the fucked up faces and shit. But I'm a big fan of him.

[betthisonesfree]

lol i know what you mean. i fucking love your name guns n roses are my favorite

[SkidRoses98]

That's good to hear :).

[ir0nmaiden1]

wut!? those faces are fuckin classic man.

[kook1028]

well let me ask u this...if ur ready 4 the crappy day, wouldnt that be a good day? cuz thats wat u wanted...rite?

[Indigodelta383]

he kinds look like chuck norris

[kellhiro]

he reminds me of robin williams

[brndncraven]

yeah same here now that you point that out

[guardianspirit82]

thank god i still have the album thats on....lol i like the book club

[msimpso1]

I needed a good laugh and this did it for me! I've been retyping my Humanities notes and watching the Dalai Lama...I love the practice of Buddhism in general, but I am a American! "George Carlin," "Beer," "Weed," and "Love," ahhhh...And, "Pizza," ofcourse!

[laughmaker44]

such a funny man...

[Logan11thMEU]

U show me a tropical fruit and I'll show U a cocksucker from Guatemala  LMFAO

[reallyyeahreally]

he is sometimes too cynical

[Evn6]

look at his right eye at 1.58

[6161andysa]

i didnt know he could do that. lolzz!

[kict951]

2:14 LMAO!

[bladmitt]

LOL

[5x5x5pro14]

Yeah that's probably the hot spot of this video!

[DazBee69]

wow hes young there, is he big in america then? in uk we only know him from bill and ted and a lot of his recent films, hes not know for standup at all over here

[zenka]

His stand up is his bread and butter.

Most of his movies are small parts anyways.

[randomnamefive]

thats not true. lots of people know his stand up in the uk & in ireland

[DazBee69]

well i didnt, i knew of him but ive only ever seen clips on youtube, hes always been know as Rufus off bill and ted...

[FlippyErik]

This video is GREAT!

[Tr3ntR3znor666]

Im Not Unwell, Thank You lmao!

[itzbriantea]

you wanna give me my fucking change plase.

ROFL

[classicrockielzpfvh]

May Joe Pesci bless this man. (Btw I pray to Joe pesci too lol)

[cph42594]

r.i.p

[Simm977]

"Some of they are really insistence."

"I SAID HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!"

Classic...

[fashionwhorexo]

"bullshit!!"

lmaooo.

[supermatrix3]

he doesnt say that

[Discfiend69]

Jaunty!!!

[thesliffinator]

oh my god you're right, he does look like george carlin

[URSExelcior]

Anyone else notice George Carline kinda looks like Chuck Norris in this video?

[elementskater7777]

i always say im decently pleasant idk why

[Lurx000]

BULLSHIT! its like it explodes out of him when hes talking about fine lol

[krunk1586]

i must have watched that part like 30 times and it never stops being funny

[Schutzstafe]

What act is this from?

[ShaneMoFxxxinHuff]

hahaha you show me a tropical fruit n ill show you a cocksucker from guatemala.....no....no that was sumone else......

[GarethandSarah]

I SAID HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

[ausrusland]

"have a nice day" haha

[skatermagic07]

ha classic. RIP

[paledemonologist]

The fuck is he doing with his eyes during this vid? lawl.

[Gwfan43]

"Fine...BULLSHIT!"

[MRNICEGUY131]

Carlin is FUCKIN' toasted! :^D

[tiby2403]

I'm triple what ?

[cbehr91]

He said "I'm triple parked" with a Boston accent.

[tiby2403]

oh... hehehehe. George is one funny guy :D

[v3le]

rather a nice guy

[tiby2403]

Or maybe even fine :)

[v3le]

~loool~

[needtobelazy]

in this video he looks like the father from malcom in the middle.

[gabbyx93]

The voices he makes are fucking HILARIOUS

LMFAO

[t72pwner]

R.I.P. George Carlin

[Ontario0925]

I moderately OK. I'm not unwell.

[tu11]

Isn't that great?!?!

[Razgriz0111]

R.I.P. 8_]

[chriskardos]

Love George! RIP

[DaniilBMX]

George Carlin, you are one of the smartest comedians I have ever had the chance to listen to. I am genuinely sorry that i did not have a chance to sit down with you and smoke a blunt and bitch about our slowly collapsing empire, the lack of justice and common sense in our world, and every other fucked up thing that gets fucked up in our fucked up world!!!!

R.I.P. Beloved idol, funny comedian, and successful public speaker/lecturer, George Carlin.

~fuck religion~

=]

[Busia63]

Fuck religion indeed. Although I do believe. But it's faith, not religion.

Nad I looooove this bit. George is very calm and a bit sad here even.

LMAO

R.I.P

[jessicacarpe]

RIGHT ON DANIIL! :)

[appcaptain]

lmfao 2:13

[6161andysa]

Isn't he nice?

LOL

that face was fucking priceless.

[ShuddupNKissme34]

i'm a cashier...so whenever i listen to this, i'm like ".....oh...." but i love it

[ACDC88]

Check out "Pissing off a feminist".....funny shit

[Gavin776]

FINEEeeeee.....BULLSHIT

[malkrow21]

George Carlin made us laugh.

and now he's making the angels laugh.

[SyvetheShairks]

Nah.... Demons are slapping the shit out of him and yelling "CHEER UP ASSHOLE!"

[akaast]

That's stupid.

[SearchForSanta]

i think hes down there now, screaming up at us

[ChathamFr0]

If anyone got your comment, they are genuine Carlin fans. :) <3

[SearchForSanta]

lmao, you don't know how many times i've read brain droppings

[wildfire19861987]

isn't this great? GOD DAMN THIS IS GREAT!

LOOK THE'RE GONNA KILL THAT GUY ISN'T THAT GREAT!? XD

I've got this on the "a place for my stuff" album i've got.

[nickjlt]

I'm moderately neto... XD XD LEGEND!

[wookienaas001]

BULLSHIT!!

[P3313]

a true genius

[0CutEmUp0]

I'm not unwell, thank you.

[loganman70]

this guy is the shit. R.I.P. George

[tkw251070]

Yeah, I've never heard of him being this side of the pond. I've just looked him up on Wiki. What a wonderful man. The shit on the stage, the shit off it too...

[Risti28]

Carlin was a f*cking Genius.

Mozart if I may be so bold.

There will never be another.

[TomValedro]

Beethoven was a genious too.

[sbrillf2]

George Carlin is such a good comedian. He has to be the best comedian becuase all of his acts are universal. he might trhow in some recent things but overall its univeral.

hella funny.

"how are you" "fine" "BULLSHIT"

[kerouaca]

love this

[lucienec]

one of my favorites!

[xKasee]

This video is GREAT.

lmfao.

[whatitduz23]

lmaooo, o that was someone else

[PunkCheerleaderBetch]

oh... this video was nice! :P

[GEEFORCE93]

BULLSHIT!!!

[PunkCheerleaderBetch]

haha... great response! ;)

[DropASharp]

He kind of goes crosseyed when he starts talking about that.

[lyjordi17]

kind of? hes so good at doing the crosseyed thing! hehe

[fablecompulsive]

is he death :´(

[tiatrips]

Yeah, he died earlier this year. He's missed.

[Bazgann]

ye i hate this have a nice day etc bullshit.. R.I.P greate man!

[Knifymoloko]

AHA! I work in retail. I use that phrase for every customer, its a requirement to use it on every customer... Though by the fifth time, the statements loses all its value.

[Ambitous88]

"have a nice day"..."yeah yeah you wanna gimme my fuckin change!" lmfao

[Neonweiner]

hahahaha... How are you?-fine,- BULL SHIT !!! LOL

[NoobyWooby]

LOL Funniest part. This guy is hysterical.

[onefootintherave]

How are you? I'm FINE (fucked up, insecure, nurotic and emotional)OK have a nice day!

[koalastephanie]

Haha, I love this one.

[DrVegasIII]

Anyone ever see his classic mug shot? During his hippy days he was arrested (along with Lenny Bruce) because he "didnt believe in governemt issued ID's"... Lenny Bruce was arrested for obscetity and they rode in the same squad car.

[RootMackProductions]

RIP George

[kayasulley]

you planning on sharing the secret??

[koalastephanie]

Fine. *BULLSHIT* LOL

[hbwdotcom]

he was much funnier when he got Older...

[davidheromany]

i said that to a cashier once he said your load of shit asshol i said fuck you

[monkeybizwak]

U are obviously not getting the joke here.

[WiccanBast]

You stole the words right out of my mouth....xD

[momo1tm]

fine... BULLSHIT !!!!!!!

That's not funny, that's hilarious

[khalina420]

LOL, BULLSHIT!

AHaha. Priceless

[splintersoldier]

BULLSHIT! lol

[loozer4413]

this is so night "BullShit"

[scaryscott3]

lol, NICE!

[MyNameIsSoSeXy]

George Carlin is a lot more direct than most comedians, consequently he's also a lot more amusing to listen to.

[andreoraculo9]

I cryed here> 2:00

[sonson226]

I loved how he used the english language & our use of it as his comedy schtick!

[lady7nichole]

He was a genius!!! Wish he were still around to make something of the mess we are in now...

[sewoo55]

BULLSHIT!!

lol that was the best line

[blithium]

Just shut up. I like Dane Cook and George Carlin. They have completly different styles, and can't be compared. :P

On a side note: "No wait...that was someone else" xD

[d2a1]

fine BULlSHIT!!!! hahahahahahahaha

[AzureSN]

Fuck Dane, he doesn't even make it onto the ruler that measerures the marker George Carlin set...... no-one does!

[naturalbornkiller4]

don't compare g.c to any other stand ups!!he was one of a kind and nobody will ever as good as he was!!they are some good comedians out there but don't ever insult g.c by comparing him to them!!dane is like his student or somthing!!!!

[mo4form]

true man

ill give it a shot at figuering out a guy inside out about 5 minutes but i really never get george carlin and thats what makes him something y'know what i mean? a guy who is so fucking inteligent he doesn't have to try hes insightful in a way that makes me try harder! everyone is stupid compared to george carlin jeff no bill hicks or dane cook or whatever written skit here he is just look at him

[jeffreycoley]

but dane is stupid compare t carlin

[TheRealAlCapone]

Sorry all u dane cook fans, but he is not in the same league, not even the same sport as Carlin

[badelf99]

notice he does that weird thing with his eyes where they go in all directions.

[cornflakeclusters]

George Carlin = The man.

[Archigearour]

Dane who?

[flowers619]

he is the best comedian and there will never be another one

[naturalbornkiller4]

i can't belive any body is comparing dane cook to g.c it's shame that you say that!!he is in a differnt level

[JoshAllain]

"How are ya?"

"Fine!"

"BULLSHIT!!!"

[JazzMan600]

He said "116 nice days in a row" exactly almost when the video went to 1:16. Just saying...

[rsmith5981]

"exactly almost" is like "military intelligence" or "near miss"

[JazzMan600]

like in his airline announcement routine

[sewoo55]

wow thats scary...

[dremoraman1]

"Have a nice day!" "Yeah,yeah... would ya give me my f***ing change?" XD

[davemock]

Said like the true New Yorker he was.

[Converter4Everything]

R.I.P Godfather of comedy

[Dirtbagbambrough]

"How Are you?" "Fine." "BULSHIT!!!" lol

[Kn1t3]

''I am not unwell, Thank You!!!'' :))

[iamchosen1]

He was GREAT!

He was better earlier in his career, IMO

[dudemankk]

the funniest comedians out there such as Mitch Hedburg, George Carlin, and Dane Cook are funny because everything they say is true. Everything they talk about is absolutley right. They're funny because they know the world for what it truely is. And the world is ****ing halarious!

[xdeliriumgirlx]

dane cook.........really?

i mean, look at his old stuff and compare it to something hes done in the last year

then compair the other two the same way. Dane cook is in no way the level of comedic genius.

[MrButlertron12]

Yeah gotta agree with you, Cook and Carlin are nothing alike, just look at the shit movies he's been making.

[StrivedDevotion]

I don't consider Dane Cook funny. But your opinion is yours, and my opinion is mine.

[Cellisima9]

Dane cook isn't funny at all

[muclesmarinara]

but george carlin is in a different league then dane cook. dane cook has only had 1 major comedy special and carlin had ....alot.

[mo4form]

george carlins audience are alright

seriously most of em are retarded but they are not no bloody air headed blonde audience and they sure not larry the cable guys audience

[muclesmarinara]

i suppose

[naturalbornkiller4]

if you watch him for a while you can't enjoy other stand ups he was too good for a comic

[nikitos2000]

Awesome humor, laughing my ass off over here :)

[fogbeet]

G-damn! This is GREAT! Haha

[badleez]

NICE! :)

[flappsta6]

"how are you?"

"fine"

"BULLSHIT!"

[Fatmanmi]

"I SAID HAVE A NICE DAY!!"

"Alright alright, goddamnit I'll give it a shot!"

[420king19]

how are you? fine. BULLSHIT!!!

[ChrisGunner]

I had to pause I was laughing so hard.

[ApostateChristian]

Same here.

[Squeglee]

George was... not "niiiice", not "GREAT!". Simply awesome.