AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT, MASTURBATION, and A.S.S.

[Wafgkji]

2:35 WTF epic glitch

[Hijynx87]

Omg....nair......lets just say that my chest was bleeding for two weeks. fuck you epil stop and spray!

[TheWoodySupreme]

I'VE MADE A VOW, PENIS, AND I CANT PLAY WITH YOU

[VictorGyo]

I WILL CUM ON YOU AND YOUR MOTHER.

[plkd1000]

had me crackin the fuck up lmao

[PaniqFoxx]

@6:27 God+Aimbot?

[TheBobbybill12]

PC is the best

[saiyanjon]

Hahahahaha

[ziptilt12]

guess she went home and told her friends that day

[superkilla4444]

if u dont have 350 orgasmes a year u have a 30% better chance to get prostate cancer

[WeekendAtMArtys]

@superkilla4444 damn i guess im way ahead of schedule then no prostate cancer for me bitches

[JayahnWard666]

@S1MPLEMINDZ I love you too (homo intended)

[fleka1]

dude im studying at the library and decided to watch some of ur vids....i literally lol'd a minute into this...good thing im on the quiet floor nd not a lot of ppl r here haha

[aleeex321321]

haha i will so subscribe if you do more of these!

[deserteagle511]

LMFAO I fell out of my chair laughing almost.

[JPOGTrex]

what did you say at 2:36?

[xcgillx2]

the story of why i dont wipe my own ass

[AmigosDisgrace]

you remind me of dane cook hahahaha

[CHADTYLER23]

What is a silverback bro?

[LaddRusso91]

It`s great too see that there are sexy people who also ahve a personality.

[wiat09]

"I like to stick my penis in dip spit" I <3 you! haha

[1ns0mnia07]

Happy Hunting on the Xbox "IM CUMMING FOR YOU" *SRS FACE*

[xluongbrox]

in dip spit? hahahahaha i got a big cup of grizz spit for you

[em1B16aSi]

lol good shit!!

[Besoinwaffles360]

Your brown eye, never heard that one before.

[watcherpersonman]

funniest shit ive ever heard

SUBSCRIBED

[makohit]

when you dont masturbate you just have wet dreams wtf is your friend talking about. plus you'll be hard all the time.

[fxnavarro]

This is disturbing -------_______--------

[FollowThruRS]

An Alabama Hot Pocket LOL Best Shit Ive Ever Heard.

[MrFitness94]

floppyfootlong?



[AlexmotherfuckinM]

Next time Mr Mindz, if ever stuck in such a predicament, what you need to do is before getting into the wiping process is simply stand up, press your foot while your legs are in a 110+degree stance standing up against the door to prevent an indecent invasion, and just wipe while stretching from toilet to door. It also allows for better 'cleaning'. NOTE: the door to a bathroom should open 'in' since it sounded as if it were a single-toilet bathroom.

[RafiiGameVideos]

lol i subscribed this is hillarious xD

[23ele]

OnlyUseMeblade sent me here...

[aapenjong]

why don't u just lock the door?

[S1MPLEMINDZ]

@aapenjong i did, the lock malfunctioned. that is what i get for taking a shit in a gas station....lol

[zenthex1234]

what happend to waist hug? don't tell me you forgot about it...

[xxfastpulsexx]

blade liked this

[iluvfatrussianzz]

hey guys please sub to me the quality isnt there but i swear im gonna get an hdpvr soon ill play with any sub for zombies or mp and i might put it on youtube if we do well

[xSaNeHD]

XD funny shit LOL

[DeathNote207]

i saw the title, and all i could say was 'YES'

[ShadyBusinessINC]

This is some funny Shit!

[toSTONEiGO]

There is no way to look like a pimp while you are in a powwer stance wiping your ass.

[NeesDeep]

Random feelings of massive shits sucks man. Happens almost everyday for me D:

[primetimeslot3]

its really hard to watch your video with my dad in the same room as me haha.

[makohit]

wait...you stand up to wipe your ass?

[PR0F1LMS]

*presses sub button

[PhonyGod]

Hey man. Awesome video. Hilarious shit. This is the first time I've seen your stuff, so thank Blade for that. But if you do get you Xbox live add me. PhonyGod.

[DholPrince]

Hello, my names S1mple and I like to stick my penis in hot glue :) SAY IT IN THE NEXT EP!!

[Xluisx4000]

Dude WTF! If u change to xbox I will unsubscribe ...no one plays ps3 only whiteboy and you that r cool! Like wht thee fukk! Plzz dnt leave ps3 and dnt get xbox live

[EdwardNigma48]

soooooooooooooooooooold, i have to subb now

[ThugNasty2014]

DO A ROAD TO MASTURBATION :D LMFAO

[miles202]

subscription...membership..wha­tevaTF it is gold (LMAO) 

[nigtt46]

SUBBED!

[13rferkel]

i was one of those people that asked him about xbox :)

[IsMelancholy]

6:15 Just wtf?

[tapakegabrew]

awesome shit brah... keep it coming...

[Gazkhuul]

Your the funniest commentator i have ever listened too.. Keep going bro!

[Xluisx4000]

UR HAS BEAST HAS ELPRESADOR

[SHOTnSKILLZ]

Well bro, you learned your lesson. Don't EVER leave home and go to work without taking a shit first.

[pranksterhaha]

u make me have to poop..and add me on ps3

[pranksterhaha]

u make me have to poop

[iamlegndrylysv]

i'm not sure what possessed MY buddy to tell me this, but one day i woke up at his house, and he tells me "i came in that pillow".

[Jazzingguys]

You sir deserved a subscribe from me

[damionkia1993]

dude simple i would love playing with you on ps3 network. i only have mw2 and BO but i hate playing with bitches who suck online, or atleast people who don't go positive (i play TDM) so if you anyone reading with wants to team up just message me. thanks

[SexySev]

Never heard you before...and I was laughing me ass off...nice work here!

[ANDSTONE100]

GOD I LOVE THIS GUY

[tubaeli93]

@ 1:00... who else thinks COD should have a suck-in your belly button XD

[MissPlue]

She could have knocked... :c

[TheGreenRangerLV99]

you my friend just earned a NEW SUB!!!!

[cuzzbaby]

Soooooooo glad I subbed.

[xRiseable]

weird thing is,

i need a shit right now

whilst listening to this.

[Qorn80]

disliking for martyrdom fag.

[koen075zaanstad]

mw3 its so far away people :(

[InterestedGamers]

Also i think ur sensiivity is on 1. TURN IT UP. U will get so many more kilss

[joetemp8]

@InterestedGamers so higher sensitivity = more kills? better play on 10 then and ill look sooooo pro -__-

[iMousezZ]

@joetemp8 actually it helps a lot when you have to turn quickly and if u can learn to control it u can also get pretty accurate

[InterestedGamers]

@joetemp8 what i mean is he can shoot to target quicker and knife

[InterestedGamers]

u should be on Machinina

[AgGrEsSiveMiNtZ]

shit happens........

[paintedd]

This is amazing. I subscribed. :D

[xBiscuitHD]

whats your psn? i wanna add u :P

[copenhagen591]

i am a first time viewer and i already love u

[acidmatar]

i gotta sub you lol



[calijowee]

Was this the BP on sunrise and flamingo? LOL this shit is hilarious!

[Jochuum]

blade gave me another subscription! lol

[Hexedtemplar]

Post your gamer tag when you get xbox online

[themightyshutty]

subbed! in tears!

[chuckyd9]

Nice class......

[BestCodShots]

lmfao

[xCoopazx]

yeah, do road to masturbation!

[xXPuPPeTx]

bet youve played with it since this video... broke your vow's

[LSS94]

YOU LOST 14 POUNDS IN 10 days ???

Thtats exactly what I should loose, I WANT TO SEE THAT HOW TO AS SOON AS POSSIBLE :))

[6487ichigotheman]

LOL

[diukas2]

*waist hug* *mouth open*.........

[cizzytwat]

simple fag, not funny, give up

[mpcdude]

Commentary with The Beast Elpresador pls!

[whosrandom]

this guy is sick

[cheerskiwi]

Easily my favorite YT commentator!

[DudeSauce89]

dont forget about about your ps3 :)

[MrNeekappa]

new subscriber, dude, love your videos and your messed up stories :)

[DholPrince]

Lmaoo floppy defo do a road to masterbation!!

good thing your bringin da A.S.S back to life that shit is funny as hell man!

[Labe1z]

if you get an xbox dont buy cod4 that game is filled with hackers in public matches like every game you can jump 100 feet in the air and unlimited ammo its crazy so i suggest u dont buy it on xbox

[piewiepower]

Road to masturbation XD

[XtremeOwner]

Your gonna become so popular on youtube. I reckon a year from now you will have 100k subscribers, your that good. Btw, do you watch Boxing?

[phoenix762308]

psn=xbox live, i tried mw2 on 360, felt exaclty the same as ps3, so id rather pay nothing and play online

[Justinpee54]

cookies and sprinkles? fucking lold so hard.

[kranium45]

lol love watching ur vids makes me laugh and cough out a lung

[DraginMark]

I shit in a pool once, that was embarrassing. I was at a party, in the pool getting my swim on and had to blast a wicked dookie, i was like fuck it i'll wait a lil bit and then walts my ass to the shitter. Then as im about to get out a dbag playing torpedo hits me in the gut..... yup right the fuck out it came, i bounced the fuck out and got cleaned up and never seen them people again.

[Clubz7]

you are awesome man. Keep it up and i still cant stop laughing. xD

[Iamunnamed100]

Dual comm with elpresador !!!! :D

[smokeythebear201]

i love you

[FeLiXz95DC]

Why didn't you lock the door? It sounded like it was open.

[ronald24H]

he should do a dual comm with the commentator critikal hahahahah epic

[Rolyat360OoOoOOut]

rofl ...yo simple have you ever stuck your penis in a broken light socket?

[SuperPlayer1211]

Classy YouTube my simple dick too much drama and stuff.

[wildgreg0012]

A.S.S! YES! WOOOO! I can't wait! 6pounds! WOOOT!

[jalidkalid]

Man I'm am so glad I got sent here a few days ago...you are entertaining as hell

[fxnavarro]

Im not a pervert so I had to search most of the words you said XD

[fxnavarro]

Wait!!! Did you say you're gonna do an Alabama Hotpocket with 6pounds? =O

[fxnavarro]

Am I the only one who hears ET at 2:35?

[816dexter]

yes i seee

[SshxXz]

man, you are so fucking hilarious XD

[X6PoundsSoft]

Cookies and sprinkles, I wont masturbate for a while, just to build up a POWERLOAD? 10 Roper anyone?

[billabppb]

NO YOU STAY CLASSY!!!!

[PILLproductionz]

Yo, foreal add me.on sexbox when you get it, me and Kyle would like to.play, ThaHappyP1ll

[Markyfreshh]

A.S.S. Thats whats up! and your getting xbox! I love you homo intended

[ChaosKills]

no fapping for 1 day, master of self control.

[StRaiGhTxM3rKiN]

S1MPLEMIND is a straight BEAST!!!!

[SuperPlayer1211]

Who was this guy before answer in comments so everyone knows

[JointOps13]

hey new fan im sad i haven't discovered you before and im exited for all your new stuff coming

[SuperDamien1991]

Alabama hot pocket ftw.

[D13ima]

lmao

[killraven123]

you geek me the fuck out i love it so much

[bhambham7]

Hi, I'm a viewer and I jerked off so fucking hard after watching this video that my computer isn't black anymore, but it's white

[lexers88]

can u put back ur old vidz they were fk'n amazing!!

[YtV16]

4:58 minimun erection 5:17 mega erection!

[BlueandGoldirish]

I fuckin love you!!!

[kimjongil2769]

Im gonna try sticking my penis everywhere you put yours...

[evilmonkeybanana]

@kimjongil2769 his hands....

[Ixp00nxM4ny]

Uh, Dear Simple: I tried quitting, but, after 5 years of consistent masturbation, it is impossible. I have made it to one month max, and it was torture. Suck your buddy off, he and you deserve it. Keep up the videos.

[YourNotEPIC]

anybody think s1mple should do a dual comm with elpresador

[4LIFEXANDER]

im going to love watching gameplay of you going silverback on all the xbox noobs.

[MrDaftzz]

lol you already told this story floppy...

[S1MPLEMINDZ]

@MrDaftzz no my friend, the story you are referring to is when i was caught masturbating in a sawgrass mills mall bathroom.....lol!

[ultramoney25]

@MrDaftzz Floppy is dead now

[kimjongil2769]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit.....your amazing

[MetalSmartie]

nobody ruin this beautiful channel with 240p jokes

[Ixp00nxM4ny]

@MetalSmartie Who would watch the video, I just listen lol.

[MetalSmartie]

@Ixp00nxM4ny me too, the video is just a nice addition lol

[jackedup733]

Love all the Videos.