Project: Rant - RANT 047: To The Lady That Robbed Me

[Caveman6666x]

Jesus christ, got makeup? I got less grease on my fucking truck chassis.

[donottake]

Look lady, if it will make you feel better, i'll take the rest of the crap that was left in your purse to see if i want any of it. If you have money i'll take it.

[Dracofangstudios]

lol troll thief

Problem lady?

[erictheencarnacion]

I'm so glad they put Family Ties on Netflix, it's always just on in the background now haha. That being said, I want to see her roast somebody!

[MrBeautifulba1]

Adrianne Frost ??

[eveystrong]

This is helping really remember to not hold on to anger of any kind.Anger and resentment is really hard on you and tears your body apart! Thanks Justine for the message

[justspenny]

dunkaroo icing!?!?!! that's just cruel.

[phxflyguy]

This is great!! I had to LOL.

[97TheTwilightaddict]

i love her acting she is amazing

[Iamjustherek]

LOL I was laughing for 5 straight minutes after the video!

[GabGabGabberz]

I get like that when people go through my shit too. Sounds like the original ranter got robbbed by a child though o.o

[anim4luv06]

Awesome!

[tmwnat]

Too bad she didnt take the wall Justine ran in to ....Ooofff

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@tmwnat How many other things did you come up with before deciding that was your best zinger? Stealing a wall? Really? That doesn't even make sense. Thanks for watching, though.

[ohiotrue]

zero

[glostaglio]

God forgive me, but sweetheart....you look really bad here....You need a few months at a good Swiss health farm or something.

[somehowuselles]

I like this dry humor and cynicism. Great work. Love your videos

[funkybunny9966]

Wow

[abortbort]

wow....a lot of drugs did a lot of damage

[angryellow313]

Mallory Keaton FTW!

[Satchel334]

Holy sheat! That's Mallory from Family Ties! I read once she is a big David Lynch fan! It woulda been awesome to see her in a lesbian love scene in Mulholland Drive! Her face is looking a little harsh and old these days. She needs botox. Still has a good body though!

[TheTortugaTanker]

This is fucking EPIC!!! The items stolen are so mundane & unexpected! Not to mention that this actress is calm the whole time as she recounts the items stolen!

[n9iui]

Sounds to me like she cleaned out her purse and forgot that she did it. And her son probaby ate the frosting himself.

[hiphop3d]

Whether this was real or not I have to admit this shit's hilarious!

[Tommycb13]

Not sure about everyone else's ads that popped up, but I got a Parkinson's Treatment one. Thought that was a little inappropriate considering she was on family ties with Michael J Fox. I couldn't make this shite up.

[micahbean]

wow, she looks like she got run over by a truck, driven by junkies

[jmacck]

Hahah her hand jestures aare what get me 0:39

[paperplanes12]

that was fucking hilariousss

[klarae806]

THAT SUCKS

but its also incredibly weird and funny.... hmmm

[joeblowthehot]

I really like her but she looks really rough..

[ToxicJoon]

Awesome actress, funny rant.

Though I feel sorry for whoever the real ranter was. :(

[tinkerbom]

Someone broke into my sister's apartment and stole the tv and a bunch of dvds (normal) and the steak knives, a ramen pot, and a single glass.

[McChasie]

what's choking this poor woman?

hahah

[ForceRecon198]

It was her kid, wasn't it? That stole the stuff. Daughter? I'm a smartie. : )

[silentcontessa]

I think she is my favorite actress on here so far.

[513420b]

haha this is great...keep it up

[raymith]

time has not been kind to Justine Bateman :S

[joedeech]

I don't think "time" is the culprit...

[TheSweetPerry]

that's a crazy thief who did it

[ncfwhitetigress]

that's the most bizarre case of theft i've ever heard of

[ratedtriplex]

yeah i had someone steal random shit outta my appartment. a couple of shirts, some change a watch a silver chain and an mp3 player, they left behind our laptops, 360s tvs and other expensive shit.

[RunnerGurl909]

shes.... scary

[spewaysealat]

The best one so far

[Kinnoyu]

man I would have a panic attack if that happened XD

I'd be all freaked out about why they took that stuff but not the expensive things XP

[WickedSolemn]

People need to stop taking other people's things, get off there asses, and get a damn job! Just because we bought it, and we're not looking, doesn't make it automatically yours!

[stephan1ewr1tes]

I would have never thought Justine bateman would look like she just got out of prison. Daaang, but I love all her movies LOL!

[tavonevox16]

That hanker chef makes her look hardcore :D

[scorpionkings]

Holy shit Justine is looking old!

[xXGeoffreyParisXx]

haha nice (:

[Morticide83]

Man, it sounds like a little kid went through the purse.

[newxdiseases]

Aww...what a bitch?! Taking the last tampon...

[carrieluvv]

Justine bateman is such a hot , bad ass, woman! I love her !

[Backwardskey]

Robbed...hrm, well, I guess Black leather couches and Hoop Earrings are invisible to the greedy :P

[CoonShoot]

She scares me.....

[exxmodel]

at least she left the crack pipe

[arterialshadow]

LOL that chick who stole from her is a badass thats all i can say

[theratfarmer]

whers that chic with the bananas?

[danwal33]

This is so cool to see Justine Bateman! I remember her from "Family Ties" and "Men Behaving Badly".

[ProjectRANT]

@danwal33 Check out another web series she is in - easytoassembleseries(dot)com

[RheAnn51]

@ProjectRANT Thanks for letting us know about easy to assemble.  I adore Justine!

[tatsudoshi65]

@danwal33 Oh shit! I knew I recognized her! Thanks, hahaha.

[danwal33]

@tatsudoshi65 Hey, no prob. All that couch potato-ing

finally paid off. xD

[Y0ts0]

i somehow know her. as an actress i mean.

[94cassiebt]

hey wasn't she on desperate housewives????

[romeosqueene11]

oh my god. i'm sooooo sorry

[donottake]

Would you have been happier if your whole damn purse was stolen?

[ProjectRANT]

@ecraven1986 Our favorite episode is when Alex is destroyed because Mallory has a higher IQ than he does! Thanks for watching!

[StrawberriiTeddyBear]

I would have been happy if they took those things and left my precious wallet and Cell phone xD

[gonzotehclown]

Maybe she is trying too build some elaborate mascara robot icing thing? :D and the fake tattoos were too make it look hardcore. :P

[VallyOfTheDinosaurs]

Fucking Macgyver robbed her.

[ProjectRANT]

@VallyOfTheDinosaurs If we could close the thread to comments and give out a prize for best comment, you would win. Big time.

[MsChellypoo]

@VallyOfTheDinosaurs

You're frickin hilarious.

That made me Laugh! Thanks!

[MarkMYoung]

@OBNOXlOUS I think it's for erotic asphyxiation of a cougar without leaving finger bruises. Not that I know anything about that--just hypothesizing.

[HowToGetFreebies]

This lady's a good actress.

[ProjectRANT]

@HowToGetFreebies She's a true pro and a great pleasure to work with.

[stingstungme]

I wouldn't have taken the mascara wand either. You know how many germs that harbor? eeks

[bcbird]

I don't see how this is a legitimate rant.

[ProjectRANT]

@bcbird Not being smarty pants here, but please let us know what you think a legitimate rant is. Thanks for watching and commenting!

[bcbird]

@ProjectRANT sure, thanks for taking interest. I think that she is just crazy, or as someone noted, maybe her daughter robbed her. Additionally you rant on things which bug you constantly, IMO. Someone robbing you is a bad circumstance, not something to rant about.

[tamra1975]

@ProjectRANT I can see how. My husband's truck was broken into once. A box of cd cases and the faceplate...THE FUCKING FACEPLATE...to his damn stereo were stolen. The back panel window was busted out, not the entire thing, just the part that moves. How irritating is that? They couldn't even rob him right. I totally get it.

[firebrandsgirl]

@tamra1975 My purse was taken at the library once.

They took my birth control pills (used pack) and my knife. SO I called teh school next door and told them that some highschooler is walking around with my knife. They can talk to all the ones who are pregnant in nine months,.

[InnSewerAnts]

@tamra1975 Yes, I somehow suspect I'd be even more pissed at such a weird useless theft of my stuff than an actual decent robbery too.

Somehow being robbed by a bloody retard is very, very infuriating for some reason. Perhaps it's because the whole deal is so utterly pointless that way.

Cheers!

[SlaughteredInside]

@bcbird Do u not know what a rant is? she doesnt have to be yelling and screaming. This is her persona, and its a damn good one I thought 

[bcbird]

@SlaughteredInside I didn't say anything about HOW she presented. Please read my comment again and you will see that I believe a rant is something that bugs you multiple times and not a response to one unfortunate case. I'd probably call this "venting" instead of ranting.

[MonkeyBlood1990]

@bcbird the lady was robbed, but what was stolen was shit that only McGyver would probably take to make a jet. I'd be pretty bitchy too.

[bcbird]

@MonkeyBlood1990 Monkey, have you read any of this debate we have been having? I understand that she has the right to be angry. But I don't think it qualifies as a RANT. I see it as just VENTING.

[AngelOnAlert246]

Lol that was funny :)

[smeerios]

Whoever did the actual stealing is a fucking genious!

[Hopeful71]

Wow, Justine Bateman. She is looking good (actually didn't like her younger because her character annoyed me so). Keep it up girl.

ps; Mallory should never say "F*** you" (unless it is followed by "Alex P Keaton")

:)

[gruntnick]

its justine bateman!

[art123ism1]

Wow, never heard a woman rob another woman's purse before? Sounds pretty rare!

[art123ism1]

A Woman????!!!!!! That robbed her purse!?!? A woman. Never heard of a woman rob another woman's purse before. Rare but strange. HOw often do we hear these stories?? Anyone?

[superturbodiesel]

Dude, holy fuck! A REAL actress! On YouTube? AMAZING.

Ok, so she's "older" now, and such, but still... AWESOME! Loved you as the ditzy "Mallory" - (from the tv show "Family Ties").

Justine, you rock. ;-)

[ahhhiminsane]

that is the stupidest robber EVER

[Nasso19]

I would love to act in one of these videos. Is that possible?

[SkySurferZero]

Hahaha, one time I accidentally left my car unlocked. They took the ashtray I keep my change in (the WHOLE ashtray; 'cause apparently it slides all the way out). I was like, "Um... after you took the ashtray out, couldn't you have just dumped the change into a pocket and tossed the ashtray back? I mean, if you have a pocket full of change, that's not suspicious. But if you're walking around with an ashtray from a car console, you're probably gonna raise a few eyebrows..."

[tauras88d]

oh! it is settled. i want to be a project rants actor. i want in the mix. projects rants hands down is the best thing going on youtube right now. most of the videos are funny, but all are creative and entertaining. PROJECT RANTS #1 BABY! :-) D

[rakrobn]

OMG is that Mallory from the old tv show, Family Ties? That's not family-like Mallory!!

[tauras88d]

@rakrobn OMG ..you are so obeservent! mallory? yeah its justin bateman ...lol

[o0katiekins0o]

one time at a mall. someone broke into my car and stole a hula girl off my dashboard and a pack of cigarettes with only 3 cigarettes left in them. meanwhile i had a duffel bag with all my clothes in it in the back seat and a bag full of designer perfume and a FULL pack of cigarettes and an MP3 player in my glove box.

[LaceUpCupcake]

@o0katiekins0o The contents of your ride sound extremely suspicious.

[o0katiekins0o]

@LaceUpCupcake i was in a long distance relationship at the time. the contents of my car at that time were the scurf of that particular visit.

[LaceUpCupcake]

@o0katiekins0o Ohhh Haha. For a minute there you sounded like one of those crackheads who try and sell you fake perfume in NewYork ;D

[o0katiekins0o]

@LaceUpCupcake nope. just really love designer perfume! i spend way too much money for it and then horde it like a dragon.

[XxrandomismynamexX]

ello project rant! please reply ^_^ anyways..you guys have the best videos i have seen on youtube..i still cant stop laughing from your videos..they speak the truth...you know what pisses me off...my friends are thieves and always steal my chocolate doughnuts out of my purse -__-...i relate to her so well...

[ProjectRANT]

@XxrandomismynamexX Thanks for watching! People don't live when they touch our chocolate donuts.

[PiNoYPrYdEWyDe73]

Its like FML! But actually official and in script! :D

[JazeEraze]

OMG it's Mallory from Family Ties!!

[ProjectRANT]

@xXHawtLikeThatXx Hulllllo. The person commenting is one of the show's directors.

God, we hate to talk about ourselves in the collective third person. Our 8th grade English teacher would stroke out if she read this.

Thanks for watching!

[Mikej1592]

@ProjectRANT you should just say "we are project rant" all borg like, oh shit now you know im a trekie, you'll never take my rants seriously again... shit.

hey at least startrek never had a jarjar binks.

[SoulFire1990]

ROFL mur hur hurrr! the Trivial Items thief has struck again!

[TwistedxJester]

Wasn't she on Desperate Housewives??

- TxJ

[ProjectRANT]

@TwistedxJester Yep!

[PasDeDeuxGirl]

it's funny how that's all you have to do to piss someone off majorly!

[JennyDavis1085]

La la la la la la la la i don't even know why I'm saying this for but, la la la la la la!!!!!!!!

[NauiBitchtl]

Why do you look like Justine Bateman?

I think she was just fucking with you.

[ProjectRANT]

@NauiBitchtl Because it is Justine Bateman. Thanks for watching!

[TheAdjacent]

glad to see that some actresses refuse to botox...

[Omegahybridx]

love her from way back.

[urbanr0cker]

LOL this was so good!

[rodbob11]

wow what happened to her? she used to be so beautiful.poor girl

[IceReverie]

They still make dunkeroos?? XDDD

[911legion]

i love justine bateman. shes so hot!

[Bombdiggity207]

bababhahaha

[cyranodb]

So that was Justine Bateman..wow.

[mylest100]

oops my son must've got to her

[lalona37]

hahaha the crapy cookies

[UserUnfriendly21]

She taught you a lesson. Don't leave your shit unattended fumbduck!

[Marissa7656]

lmao, id be pissed too.

[JROTCsniper]

umm... lol i get the joke in this... noone rbbed her, its her daughter used that stuff up... lmao

[funnyhomeboy1]

@JROTCsniper Actually, that seems the most plausible answer, which makes this rant all the more funnier!

[ninjaofthemist22]

@JROTCsniper is it really O_O??

[plankboi]

gawd I love justine bateman!! she really is one of the funniest actresses out there

[unholyimage]

What's more amazing is what an annoyed slant these actors put on it. I might talk to someone about this if it happened to me, but I'd really just laugh. A lot better than getting something valuable/meaningful stolen.

[Pam4Rob]

LOL its mallory from Family Ties

[tavonevox16]

..Seriusly,FUCK YOU.

[Shari4ever]

LOL!

[branofnamebran]

that was fuckin awesome...

[SHABAM789]

damn that's horrible

[imarichtowngirl4321]

Hahaha! I love this!

[RainbowManification]

Do you guys make these up? Or do people submit these rants to you guys? If so, how do i submit one?

[ProjectRANT]

@RainbowManification You can submit rants at our site - projectrant (dot) com. Next time you get mad, write us before you get even!

[MiSsTeRIoUs3P]

@ProjectRANT i luv how you guys do that (dot)com or thanks for watchin . if you reply to this mind doin that again ... Thanks for reading!

[ProjectRANT]

@MiSsTeRIoUs3P Thanks for watching! You are mysterious! :)

[Sabreeshuh]

soooo good!

[kerryoke68]

hilarious! I love her.

[unicornsandhitler]

omg i lol'd!

[tgibbons]

haha omg i would be so happy if that was all they took. that is hilarious.

[Darky12351]

:O thats some weird shit to take......... o.o u sure it was a lady?

[algarbonzo]

Hey, isn't that Justine Bateman?

[ProjectRANT]

@algarbonzo Yep. That's Justine Bateman. She also acted in "Check The Directory!"

[lokisgodhi]

@algarbonzo

Hence them writing 'Featuring Justine Bateman' under the description. Duh.

[WLSTOUT]

@algarbonzo it sure looks like her lol

[agathox89]

this one was just very novel. I had to cover my mouth laughing cause I was watching this in a library

[TAfTfilms]

lol You library doesn't block Youtube... HARD CORE!!!

Anyone notice how ALL libraries block Newgrounds? Weird?!?

[AgentKeith]

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