Ask Alphacat #21- Like a BAWSE!

[EliteBIH]

lol i think about majic water powers to!!!!

[phillyhippie]

7:53 You explained the double standard in a way that I could finally understand it thank you Alphacat C: lol

[ladiewallie]

I used to do that when I was younger too! Aww man that's crazy I would never had really thought about that. (shower power)

[TeamJacobInBlack]

I just died laughing

[FuerteDR]

The questions are hilarious lol

[TERRELL396]

XD at the at when the guy said u raped him

[cookiebabe41111]

Lmao "that's not true you wanted it and you know it" I'm dyinggg omg lmao

[afrobro27]

what is SNL

[pop2u1]

@afrobro27 saturday night live

[Twighlight21fan]

@afrobro27 saturday night live

[JourneaForever]

@afrobro27 saturday night life

[MouDocs]

@afrobro27 saturday night live i think

[stfuusoab]

IF THIS COMMENT GETS MORE THAN 109.1 THUMBS UP THAN ALPHACAT GOTTA DO HIS NEXT VIDEO IN A BANANA HAMMOCK! WE CAN DO IT GUYS lol

[TheBossCanon]

yo wats up alpha 2 question do you come to philadelphia often and would you try and use some of your fans in your videos......((since we are supporting u and all)) =P -Love your parodies!!-

[mmbroo011]

Hey Alphacat did you ever do that Obama face off with Jamie Foxx ??

[firemeyer36]

hey alphacat, if obama loses the election in november...will u still do obama parodies??

[PatrioticGoblin]

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa??

[Offerthetuna]

hey alphacat. just wondering if you have ever played online rpgs like WoW

[TheNateMontoya]

alphacat big fan i started listening and following you when i saw you obama rap for the death of osama it was the best i mean the best ive ever seen my question is have you ever thought of doing a hangover sketch do you like the hangover?thanks for listening or reading

[MikeyyJoness]

Can you stare into the camera for 10 seconds in the next video

I think it would be kinda funny

Big Fan

Thanx

[googooberries]

OMG YES I HATE TALKING ON THE PHONE!! BUT MY FRIENDS HATE TEXTING SO I JUST FB NOW... NE WHO LOVE UR VIDS!! ESPECIALLY THE WAY U ANSWER THOSE STUPID QUESTIONS THAT PEOPLE ASK TRYING TO BE SMART....BEAST. #ALPHACATFAN!!

[Twili88]

1337 likes enough said...

[LilBiggies]

Hey Alphacat! :D I love your videos! What's the worst injury you have ever had? Thanks!!

[harrisonkayeX]

Hi Alphacat, you answered my strange question in #6, but I had an interesting Q now:

Theres so many types of comedy now, what kind of comedy makes you laugh the most?

Thanks again!

[kpimpin94]

Do you ever find yourself in the middle of a conversation have you ever slip into President Obama or one of the other impersonations you do?

[Shromz]

This is a question?

[Buaam]

I love you so much nigga you are seriously about to become one of my favorite youtuber

[tpessy90]

@Buaam

He already is mine

[InsaneClawz]

Hey alphacat if you could had cloths that light up what would be on it

[InsaneClawz]

that would be awsome if u were on snl

[maalbadeen]

wasup! i have a question: in the parody of all i do is win, at the beginning, did you say: ''ILL FUCK IT!!'' or ''AL-PHA-CAT'' im confused :S

[BustaaxD]

I like trains.

[juliorapfannatic]

hey alphacat do u think a zoo is a perfect place to fart or a pool is a perfect place to pee in public

[Army925]

Do you watch girly shows like "Real Housewives of Atlanta, or 16 Pregnant"?

[twenkash1]

Hey alpha. Have you ever gotten an offer to appear in your own show? Do you think you could hook a brotha up?

[im2kool2knowYOU]

Hola Alphacat , When You Try On Clothes In A Stores Dressing Room Do You Look Up And Check For Cameras....... <3

[chicocassedy123]

Hey Alphacat,

What would you do if Obama saw one of your Obama videos How would you react??

PLEASE ANSWER!!!

[jennacade2]

Do you have anykids

[maskanio1]

Why u be hatin alpha

[garrypig]

Nate kick the booze!

[garrypig]

10:00 lol

[benthehunta]

How would you feel if obama saw one of your videos and jow do you think he'd react?

[gamerdragocasulkid]

ps im a humongus fan :)

[gamerdragocasulkid]

alphacat in 1 of your videos you said yoou were size 13 shoes im size 11 and a half and im oly ten years old do i have big feet

plz answer my questio if u did thanks

[FantacistI]

Haha, past 8:00 you go ""you try to get lai... you try to meet girls"

Very priceless, and funny video as usual.. tons of true stuff haha.

[forgivenes42]

How do you do all of those parodies? Is it difficult cuz i would not be able to do tht in 5 years!

[Skinny396]

Had You Ever Pimp Slap Someone?

[terrzzl3]

Have u ever thought of making your own apparel(ex.hats or shirts)

[slowy2011]

DID YOU GO FROM ALPHACAT TO ALPHADAD DUDE? OR WHAT HAPPENED ON THE OTHER VIDEO THE ONE WHEN YOU GUYS SHOW YOUR ANAVERSITY?

[iiTzThaaBomb]

MAKE ANOTHER ASK ALPHACAT!!! And my question is (if you say it on your next ask alphacat video) Do you like cheese? ALSO SAY MY NAME IN THE VIDEO, my name is pronounced Puh-Nawh-Shay. Dont wanna give you my real name becuz niggas are gonna be lookin' o_O

[smileyface20111]

1 likes and i challenge u alphacat to dance like a gay guy to a slowwwwww romantic song! No offends to all gays :D BIG FANNNNNN WATCH ALL UR VIDS U R HILARIOUS!

[Vanlayale]

Scrubs or House? 

[yousifmessi]

how old are you?

[Alreetkid]

whats your favourite tv show? or favourite movie?

[jennacade2]

Do you have a facebook? i am your biggest fan more like hugest fan and i really want to be your friend!!!!!



[sarahlovesriceee]

why were your tags in this video "osama bin laden is dead that all" ?

[FullofSouthernCharm]

i absolutely love you!!! i think you are truly talented and funny as all heck~please keep doing all those parodies as they make me laugh so hard that juice comes out of my nose and my stomach hurts <3

[terrzzl3]

Sonic or Shadow

[devilbike2]

why do you make a funny face

[millerdaking001]

the pimple is baccckkk

[Legitimatelyy]

Do you play xbox, if so whats your gamertag

[paigea92]

Can you do a I'm A Boss Spoof? That'd be hilarious!

[MsTig123]

If your girlfreind cheated on you with another guy but wanted you back would you take her back? Then ask yourself is she cheated on you with another girl and wanted you back would you take her back?

[firemeyer36]

hey alphacat can u do a spoof of =3?

[sadie9104]

damn he was speaking hella fast in this video lol

[Sahshagirl09]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Also,What is the Average Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

[Sandmann46]

if you killed someone would you stop me from killing myself?

[deke3]

do you like tacos

[bballbros1011]

Do you play any sports?

[Chonte151]

I think you do Drake better than anyone else, What other songs will you do as a spoof?

[2Lazy2SignUp]

Hey Alphacat, what's your favorite decade of hip-hop: 80s, 90s or 00s (2000)

[CR7crazy]

Alphacat do u think u look more like drake or obama

[CR7crazy]

Alphacat do think the U.S. should give another change to obama to be president

[timothydensmore1]

Lol you said A then 2

[LB1crew]

do u make your own lyrics

[ghgfdsasdfghjkjhgf]

Has rick ross ever sat on you?

[tom5469]

U constipated bro?

[RamirezRoyalty]

I dont know why this showed up on my time line its pretty old and i already seen it but it's still funny "you wanted it and you know it!" lol.

[SnipedRally]

How you ever tried to Flush all the toilet at the same time at a public restroom?



[rabozzotheclown]

why are there so many questions aboot sitting on the toilet eh?

[RBS931]

Whats up with ur collar

[RBS931]

Have u ever got pants down 2 ur boxers or under wear in public

[panchpanch96]

why are you black?

[jkd626619mma]

yo alpha when i was a kid(still am im 16) i had a dream dat dis chick would have a ceaser and i came to school the next day and she did...it was creepy

[TheCNEPeddlar]

Chocolate Drop vs SUPAH HOT FIRE who's better

[ceejay927]

do girls really have 3holes

[IIWATCHUWHENUSLEEP]

why?

[nbjans01]

Have u noticed when u pause a utube vid. theres always a funny face. its true try it.

[TheLazyBoyProduction]

AlphaCat. I don't know if I should put slick question or a real question? What should I do?

[Lovemeorhateme12100]

First i would like to say huge fan!!!! Second my question is do you think people should use "dislike" instead of "hate" unless nessesary? Why?

[eangelaumphrey]

my boyfriend won't let me light his fart on fire...he said that's something 'white folk' do. how can i get him to let me light it up?

[MrMomo1127]

guess who died the day he uploaded this

[XxAC130Time1xX]

@MrMomo1127 who?

[MrMomo1127]

@XxAC130Time1xX osama bin laden

[XxAC130Time1xX]

@MrMomo1127 oh, lol

[mzgoodgirl1]

i found it funny how you ignored the rape comment and cracked a joke right after.how do you ignore things like that and not get angry or frustrated?

[JourneaForever]

Do you like rasins? If so do you like yogurt covered rasins?

[portdawgs1]

snapback or fitted?

[TheRctruckman]

u made this vid on my b day 

[WhatBriannaHates]

Do you believe in having sex out of wed lock?

[Castiel547]

If you could have any animal in the history of the Earth what would it be?

LOVE YOUR WORK! <3 Keep it up.

[abyssalgod32]

platipussies nuf said

[kwaiipanda26]

What the helll is up with all theese weird questions, is it just me but was the first 5 questions just stupid -.- ah well alphacat is awesome anyway

[shigar24j]

Dear alphacat, Have you ever noticed that when you watch youtube videos and the video pauses to buffer or you pause it the video pauses at the most akward place. Alphacat Like a boss? Noo.,.. IS A BOSS

[JourneaForever]

Would you rather be a zombie that hates cereal, or a peice of cereal that hates zombies?

[TheeSteezNeez]

Dear alphacat,

your vids are funny and creative can u do a parody of sexy and i know it by LMFAO that would make my day and also do you ever secretly pretend to be a gentleman by letting the girl go out the door first do u can look at her ass (it works i know) lol

[MaStErOfPrEsTiEgE16]

Have you ever been to Yuma, Arizona if so how did u like it because its where i live i just wanted to know if a real superstar has ever been here

[wmickel15]

nother question, when your in bed and its a hard to tell if you wanna cover up or not, do u just leave 1 leg out in the air and the other covered up?

[JourneaForever]

@wmickel15 i do

[wmickel15]

alphacat, when you goin do a kevin hart paradoy? (suck at spelling)

[KBird963]

who's better kobe or lebron?

[KBird963]

who's better kobe or lebron?

[andrewst0rz]

Dear Aplhacat

Are you Obama's son?

[TheBmxRider420]

Dear Alphacat,

Do you listen to the song "1000 miles" while playing musical chairs in the streets of NYC?

[rabozzotheclown]

does knocking on wood work?

[mccdizzl3]

Yo alphacat, if the world didnt have nerds it is likely we would still be living in caves slowly starving. Where do you think we would be as a world if it consisted of nothing but nerds?

[nickcammelieri]

sometimes wen ur sleeping do u put the blanket in between ur thighs???

[SasoriRed07]

Tech N9ne in the question at 2:48!!!

[CoaCoaChanel91]

Hey Alphacat would you ever date a big girl lol just askn =)

[MoarFirepowah]

Why are most of the questions asked deal with your bathroom?

[Ahseyia55]

What were your worse date ever?

[spiter22]

how many licks does it takes 2 get 2 da center of a loli-pop????

[1killaks]

Have you ever tripped over your feet and act like there was a rock or something you tripped over

[shezary789]

Godzilla or king kong

[TaterBabee97]

Hey Alphacat, why is it that you sound so much like my sister's ex boyfriend Cameron.?

&&

Do you ever think about things that aren't normal.? LOL

[11ryanc11]

Hey Alphacat, i just farted, can you smell it???

[eaglsfan92]

since ur a germophobe, don't u just hate "push-to-enter, pull-to-exit" bathroom doors?

[sethinator8]

do u wear pants while filming ask alphacat

[TheTXMI]

if you were to join any branch of the military. what would it be?

[JBeatz13]

Alphacat, when u walk into a store, such as Walmart, do u feel like you're being watched??

...LIKE A BOSS.

[MrJalaylay]

whats the worst video you think you've ever done???

[MrJalaylay]

whats the worst video you think you've ever done???

[nbjans01]

Do u ever play with your adams apple?

[nbjans01]

Do u ever play with your adams apple? cuse my sisters boyfriend has a big 1 and i play with his adams apple no homo

[MrDrzgansta123]

Hey . Uknoo wen u get a text or something and the person spells a word wrong , do u look at the keyboard to see if the letter they wrote by accident was next to the letter they were suppose to right ????

[FeralXemnas69]

dear alphacat whats this word unscrambled: anigav

[themegarampage]

samurai vs ninja

[cyote27]

Question. out of all internet, slang, jokes. which one do you like the most. and, are you jelly?

[younglildrake]

ooooooo natesvlogs was tlkin trash bout you srry for tha spelling but on his employee something video with the s&m he called u ....bad things and made u look bad and ralked about how u look off-camera u shud check yo homeboy

[younglildrake]

hey wassup alphacat.(plz say hi back) why do we have daylight savings and would you ever adopt a child

[kebrinab13]

Hey alphacat ummm i have a question.... can you hear lisa coming from far away???

[TheCalmDJZ]

Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms?

[QueenOfAllVampires1]

i have a very good question do you think obama has ever seen any of your videos????? love ur vids btw

[legitimate915]

What's good Alpha. My question is.....Mac or PC?

[bbblbbobbrbbrenzobbb]

are you a friend of thirstyfilm

[KBird963]

what would you do for a klondike bar

[KBird963]

what would happen if pinochio said his nose was about to grow?

[QueenGrapez]

do you think that a girl who needs her space from a needy guy is up to no good example being a whore

[MrMarioTheMan]

If I told you that I was watching you through your window, would you go check even though you knew I was joking?

[MrMarioTheMan]

When you walk to your bed at night, do you dolphin dive to it cause you thought a ghost was chasing you?

[cattvproduction]

Whenever you go to the bathroom do you check behind the shower curtain to see if there's anyone there?

[KabirW725]

Do a spoof of the worlds most interesting man beer commercial

[ki123an]

Hey alphacat why are their always dead people in my soup

[IcEmAn20127]

hey alphacat.......i am most likely your youngest fan (12) and i got two questionz...........1. what is your favorite video you created 2. if your unicorn killed a purple lion and the green penguins were after the unicorn world how would you save them (p.s you must save the unicorns or the dancing leprechauns will not be able to dance in harmony)

[Taiblz1994]

Hey Alphacat, don't know if you've ever gotten this question but, do you watch anime? If so which one is your favorite and why?

[eaglsfan92]

Why when you don't need something you know exactly where it is, but when you do need it you can't find it?

[SteeliesOrbs]

Did you ever want to enlist in the military ( I'm going to enlist.)

[Vendoman500]

how do u treat drunk/hi/stupid people?

[brlsnl]

Alphacat, my question is, if u could bitchslap any famous person past or present who would it be and why? Fictional people included....

[brlsnl]

@rjamedee. Be realistic and entertain your homosexual fantasies on your own time. 10 trillion $ in monopoly $ doesn't count....

[bellbaltaci]

POISON!!!!!! STEAL YOUR HEART!

[DCKing97]

Dear Alphacat,

Can white guys have swag?

[LILREZY01]

If u culd b a rapper for oned day who wuld it b & why & wats ur fav song from them ???

[Sperkins2000]

alphacat what would you do if your xbox broke and the day before it broke it broke your black ops...lucky me -_-

[snook3561]

what made you start parodies?

[MelissaShow100]

Hey alpha, why am i so sexy?

[Gideon575]

sweet



[RJAmedee]

Hey Alphacat, would you let another man anally intrude you on live television for 10 trillion dollars? (Thats a lot of money!)

[heavancool365]

Hey Alpha, in the English language, why would we go onto 4 letter words if we haven't finished using all the combinations for 3 letter words?