Immortalogy.org by Alex Chiu

[loveforchina]

FUCK the bible, there is no God and God is a sham and I used to believe in this Shit

[Innocantis]

Besides the fact that I will laugh when he dies......How are we, at least I, supposed to believe someone who spends all his money on strippers. This guy has lost all hope of facing reality. He fears death way to much.

P.S. ITS NOT FROM GOD!!!! If god existed, the bible says that everyone will die one day. My uncle is a preacher. This is just another load of carp...Only difference is the seller is a true fanatic...

[luxollidd]

man let see after 100 years old and see how "young" he is still...if you guys can make it...

[talshiarr]

Remember, this is the man dishing out nuggets of pure insight like "Inside an atom are more little atoms. Inside a little atom are more little, little atoms!" and "The core rubs against the surface of the earth. That is why we have thunder."

Don't believe me? Read his website for yourself.

[MustBeFiend]

Your using the bible to back up your 'facts'.........thats like using 4Chan as a research website for your college essay.

[Starduster1000]

Perhaps the best way to achieve immortality is to do something good for other people in your life.

[gabydewilde]

You need to fix the laughter thing, it's a serious issue. The idea of being laughed at for eternity by drunkards and homeless people doesn't seem very funny.

[hodoboc]

Wow! Comparing our Messiah to a homeless drunkard... And you wonder why people don't take you seriously...

[SimonZeno]

Prove it dawg, prove it.

[UltimaZero9000]

he maaaaaaad =3

[noble3131]

give up

[energyvibes]

Alex bro. Your rings are real. I used them for a long time. They work. Nor sure about immortality but they sure make me feel much better. Peace bro.

[quailman1211]

you need a new hair cut

[HimmiJoe]

He is an unsuccessful modern version of L. Ron Hubbard, but more entertaining.

[cyberrouge2]

please look for BEN VOXLEY on youtube if & whenever you are ready to take the next step[s] the location is only known for those who have been properly screened.

[rolyan3]

As cruel as it sounds, it will be hilarious when this guy dies.

[maestropiano]

ALEX CHIU HAS SMALL GENITALS!

[thakook]

Wow, a church now huh. You are full of ideas Mr. Alex Chiu. Full of Ideas.

[Iheartmecha]

I'm guessing he's too busy going to strip clubs to make any "new videos every week" like he said, haha!

[shyheim333]

ok lets see in 70 years if you still look the same and if you are still alive

[Hellishcrusade]

Frank knew...he made an album about it.

'You Are What You Is' ...Haha!!!

[badjesus666]

How much for an immortal cock-ring?

[badjesus666]

Row row row your boat

gently down the stream

merrily merrily merrily merrily

life is but a dream....

a long very elaborate dream, the grand illusion...

[jamanepanda]

u wait till one of the ppl in ur religion dies. u joke.

[voivod]

holy shit what a joke

[Hellishcrusade]

First off...ditch the tie (it looks geeky)

Secondly...immortality is concerned with time.

- Only our physical bodies are governed by time. We are all immortal when we don't have a body. We are mortal when we do. Period.

You have a great message.

[francofiori2004]

when you don't have a body you don't exist

[Hellishcrusade]

Not quite true.

- Our physical bodies exist in a progressive-time frame, so when that ceases one continues to exist in a non-progressive time frame.

Comprende?

[francofiori2004]

oh sure. Tell me somethign about your experience in non-progressive time frame before your physical birth.

[Hellishcrusade]

"before"?

...there's really no 'before'..or 'after' either.

Heard of Einstein's 'String Theory'?

....it's probably true, but he died before he could mathematically prove it.

[francofiori2004]

without time there is no experience, no personality, no life..

come on, we born as baby, we grow in our brain and body and we die when our body dies. There is NOTHING else. This is hard to accept but it's true.

[Hellishcrusade]

Alex Chiu is no doubt familiar with the Buddhist philosophy of 'selflessness'

It's a difficult concept to understand.

There is no 'I'....

The body is just a manifestation of our soul, our real self, which is not actually seperate from the whole of existence, but rather just a minute microcosm of it.

We are human, we are also a bird, a dog, a worm, a fish, an emaeba and everything else that's alive.

That's what Buddhists believe anyways, I'm not saying it's true.

[francofiori2004]

You are not saying it's true, but I am saying it's FALSE. I am not a bird or a fish, I am Franco Fiori.

[KingOfDemigod]

You sound so suspicious Franco Fiori.

[francofiori2004]

yeah he really found a huge discovery

[tyciol]

This is so awesome!

[spookyteendoll]

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