Nostalgia Critic - Barb Wire

[TheSavaraian]

16:32 "Hey, hey, hey! Stay out of my shed!"

[monsterboy31]

I saw this movie, and I was thinking, "Even Pamela Anderson's boobs can't make this movie remotely good." Don't get me wrong, she's hot, but that can't make this movie good.

[csherenow]

Wow. God I wish I was a lesbian. Pamela Anderson. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[U235IsTheBomb]

This is the song of Pamela Anderson,

Fighting off Steve Railsbeeeeck.

He tried to kill her with a forklift!

Olé!

[lagorbian]

The dog was my favorite actor! xD

[shortylickens69]

She was better before all the plastic surgery.

[helookslikefamousppl]

I will personally rip your hhhhhhhhhccccchhhhhhhhhhhart out of your ass...

[JamesFrizell]

....it's a forklift.

[rayhs1984]

@JamesFrizell He knows and he covered it in nostalgia critic Top 11 F ck Ups (it's #6)

[doomdood183]

Only reason I saw this was her rockin' TITS! XD

[atomicdancer]

Pamela Anderson - her beauty, grace and charm will echo down the years... <3

[SkiesOverNavarro]

Catering Service: Seymour Butts

Emotional Support: I.P. Freely

Clever Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe references there.

[bamboosa]

@LeisureSuitRantFiend - not one word about Axl being played by the best Charlie Manson actor ever?

[ShinyHoundoom229]

I'm sorry Critic, could you say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of Pamela Anderson's boobies.

[tocofool]

man this video made me so fuking mas i will kcick you ass you fucing bitch you ass hole i you ala you i will ficking kill oyuouo ass hole you

[amadeofan1]

@tocofool What? Why?

[FamousAquaDragon]

8:33 "Don't ever call me...*Blows ears off her face*..."Doll".

[PODMAN5000]

pam anderson is not pretty.

[paulalane100]

@PODMAN5000 Uh, yes she is!

[WTFudgeMaster]

3.2.1 boom *itch slap

[KarateFatts]

"Ah will personally rip yur heart outta yeh ass, and stuff it back down yeh throat."

[pitthepwner]

hmm...boobs and barb wire....sounds like BDSM.....

[MrStrongashtosh]

any one remember it was a forklift not a bulldozer

[85turtle]

Pam Anderson has big tits AND Hepatitis

[doom7ish]

There Nazi holy shit in America.

[boothroid71]

@captainashspearow what do you mean? I have watched tons of mst3k and am interested in the topic just can't understand how this movie affected their movie

[ojiisanhikui]

Costumes designed by Rosana Norton? Talk about the easiest job in the world.

[hollowsephiroth]

They tried to kill me with a forklift.

[HDEaly]

Is that Jango Fett playing axel?

[CaptainAshSpearow]

This movie had a very adverse affect on making Mystery Science Theater 3000 the movie. As such, the MST3K show lambasted this in their jokes every chance they got. Take a guess which movie gained a cult following, and which one didn't

[SuperDuckman93]

It was heavy metal, well, inspired from the 80s movie heavy metal.

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

nwo propaganda

[jonesland10]

This reminds me of that blond cartoon woman from south park magor boobage.but what was that woman with the rancher hat really from?

[JustineBieberxoxo]

I can tell you right now that is NOT how Amsterdam looks, at all.

Ripping my heart out my ass and stuffing it down my throat sounds rather ... painful.

Inventive, but doesn't really sound right.

[DOOMRPG]

wait a minute one of words in the credits said ip freely

[BucDouble93]

Yeah, Casablanca could have definitely used some titties, but you know what else would have been awesome? If they would have played "Word Up" in the credits! XD

[tthomaselli2]

6:58.; What movie was that from?

[thesyncsta12]

@tthomaselli2 the big lebowski

[TheNumnutRandomness]

04:42 When did we get to a Cinema Snob review?

[spiderjerusalem100]

I've never seen this movie all the way through, i generally can't masturbate for an hour and a half without cumming.

[someonenow1]

This is the breast movie ever.

[adth446]

JANGO FETT!!! AXEL IS PLAYED BY JANGO FETT!!!!!

[06FreddyKrueger]

@kingofburttoast "HEY HEY SHIT!"  ROTFLMFAO

[06FreddyKrueger]

@MrChewdogs As his "fan" Douchie McNitpick pointed out, it is indeed a forklift.

[Calyptico]

I find this vid easy to fap to tho...

[MrChewdogs]

obviously a forklift not a bulldozer

[kingofburnttoast]

18:15 HEY HEY SHIT!!!

[RpGfreak901]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! A bulldozer! I'm driving a bulldozer!.....which isn't really a bulldozer. It's a forklift. Just saying.

[Blur866]

B(.)(.)BS

[Dragon1117]

Whoever did the cover of "word up" for this movie should be hanged by his balls and beat savagely with a nailed bat. Just saying...

[chocolatejuggalo]

big black man eating chicken... of course

[Lostprophetzzz]

heh really distracting that "Axel" is played by the same guy who played Jango Fett. in a movie about bounty hunters....

[Theboxer500]

Lol WTF they play rock music at the Hamerhead club?!?! It's 2017 for fuck sakes, lets get some good electronic music.

[jonbimk21]

That's not axel its Mr slam

[jettythesunfish]

I was reading the credits xD

[monsterboy31]

@jettythesunfish So was I, but I'd be lying if I didn't say I was glancing at her boobies.

[LaughingStockVids]

@10.00 A Nazi Bill Sadler

[LaughingStockVids]

Pamela Anderson was just another porn star that managed to slip through the net.

[eric1081]

heh heh.....boobies

[TheAusom]

god if striperella is real i will laugh so hard and i'm googling it right now

[TheAusom]

@TheAusom haaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[mickeyelric11]

10 people read the credits

[justianfox64]

okay if you want to see a badass woman doing badass stuff go see kill bill vol 1 and 2 don't waste your time on this stupid shit

[Paolur]

Someone should tell him that's a forklift.

[IcyOne4884]

What's strange is that Barbwire's ex is named Axel & her brother looks like Axel Rose XD

[RICKROLLBLENDER]

IT'S A FORKLIFT, YOU MORON!!!!!

[woodlefoof2]

you know the strangest thing, during this review in the tab next to this there was a site with do- brothe- shema- hermafri- forc- .... there were no other tabs besides this one

[Banminator]

Pam anderson has horrible tits, fake ass looking rock tits

[IcyOne4884]

@Banminator That's be cause they are fake tits which I find to be the most rediculous & annoying things that this world has to offer.......If ya don't got it then ya just don't fuckin got it no matter what the hell ya do. :/

[SlightyDisturbedNBK]

@Banminator Sadly that's the best part of the movie.

[Joecbg100]

That Colonel reminds me of a cross between Christoph Waltz and Ed Harris.

[DoubleXIII]

lol, the dvd menu screen's got a girl in a gimp suit on it

so when i was watching it and just about to hit play, my mom walked in,

we all know how that turned out

[ComeOnStepItUp]

@DoubleXIII Yeah. Your mom beat you for watching Barb Wire. 

[animaljp3]

thumbs up for boobs!

[Greythaniel]

At 2:21 you see I.P. Freely.

[TheNumnutRandomness]

The whole movie summed up: Fan Service

[Coops4tw]

We're all children inside. We all know we giggled when he said boobies. We all did.

[boiledcrap]

I just realized something. The text and background in the beginning exposition is the same from lost in space and judge dredd....wtf?

[Ericzhanger]

Um.....

Did Doug's voice at around 13:10 just crack?

[SIngli6]

@Ericzhanger

He was scaring a little girl.

[kyubiiofrage]

@SIngli6 SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!

[ssgcowern]

does doug own the unrated version

[crh2010]

nc like shaq both of them make there money using there "physical" gifts, acting is clearly not one of them

[bowtiesarebrilliant]

Wait. He did make a Star Wars joke. Why only one?

[bowtiesarebrilliant]

Temuera Morrison who played Barb's ex lover played Jango Fett in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. Why weren't any Star Wars jokes made?

[Jygerthe2nd]

He tried to kill her with a forklift, huzzah! lol

[TheEthernal]

Check out 02:21! Its hilarius!

[248productions]

The laughing part reminded me of that scene from True Romance. Geez Critic, why didn't you show a clip from True Romance?

[sharpshootermatthew]

KNOW GOD!

[TheHeavymetaljoe]

i think korns version of word up would have worked better in the beginning of the movie

[Samisawesomeguy]

Forklift.

[mr94hitman]

I almost died from laughter at 12:30

[Testsubject909]

I believe he was too distracted by tits to think of Forklift.

[AmericanFromSweden]

Casablanca 2: Here's looking at you slut

[super17a]

9 people were reading the credits

[dolphincrescent54]

7:26 Um.... I'm going to Amsterdam for a vacation. I hope my aunt doesn't see this.

[udaho456]

OMG I remember seeing the advertisements of Stripella when I was watching that old Most Extreme Elimination show when I was a kid!

[PKMN37]

9:59 I'm with Critic. That threat doesn't make any sense. LOL

[SSCode09]

Forklift Bulldozer WHAT EVER!!!!!!!

[FullMetalAlcohol]

Give a dog a bone.

[dumbassmoron]

@FullMetalAlcohol awesome name there.

[FullMetalAlcohol]

@dumbassmoron Thank you! Someone even subscribed to me just because they liked it. I'm Russian, so I thought it would be a fitting name.

[shteeeeeven12345]

This movie Jangos my Fett.

[Thefrickenator]

Axel is played by the guy who was jango fett

[BOBZILLAaliens125]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT BARBED WIRE, NOT BOOBES!!!!!! The Autobots are not impressed.

[haarac]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

IM DRIVING A BULDOSER

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

IM DRIVING A BULDOSER

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[calth9]

@haarac but... but... it's a forklift...

[haarac]

@calth9

I know ,

I'm just imitating the NOSTALGIA CRITIC

[thewaltman4]

No wait the first top 11 f#%+ ups

[thewaltman4]

I'm pointing the obvious right off the bat but to those who keep on saying that "it's a forklift" at the final moments of the review, we know he made that mistake. Hell he put it on the next top 11 f#%+ ups video he did

[Papermachemaybe]

Will someone please make a Gif of Kang and Kodos laughing?

[Ozztastic57]

Jango fett in a bounty hunter movie? Funny how that works

[optimusprime23able]

14:05-14:12 Favorite part of the review

[Marveljew]

18:33 That's a forklift.

[moneshmahtani]

That's not a bulldozer its forklift

[mattitude281]

Lol I literally paused the video, opened up a seperate window, and searched youtube for the Flintstones cigarrette commercial.

[SAGEBOT500]

Boy, when Temeura Morrison saw this stinker he probably beat up his agent worse than his wife in "Once Were Warriors."

[thrawn80]

Isn't that guy who acted as Jango Fett?

[BionicleChicken66]

@thrawn80 Well that just Jangos my Fett

[JayAlexDavis22]

Along with the forklift being called a bulldozer, the credits say the film is owned by Warner Bros. It was actually owned by Gramercy Pictures.

[nothingspringstomind]

Thumbs up if the "Of Course!" Meme is never getting old

[shadowrockz07]

@nothingspringstomind thumbs down

[shadowrockz07]

@nothingspringstomind opps srry i thought u said that its getting old xD

[unkwonstudios]

@nothingspringstomind OF COURSE!

[CatCatHasAChannel]

You can jack off to that entire movie.

[jakethenintendonerd]

a bulldozer?

[highspeedheadbanger]

anybody else noticed they almost never show his hands during this review

[ShadowACS]

@highspeedheadbanger lol nice one.

[OtakuNiaRose]

...Is it me or does charlie sound like Travis touchdown from no more hero's?

[LargeRedRizla]

16:08 A retarded Frank Gallagher?

[assassin6851]

whoa, word up is playing in this movie awesome



[MrImastinker]

Oh please. Obama won't cause the end of the world. Never has, never will (braces for flaming).

[AduIfHitIar]

wait, if the nazi's are in america then why would any where in europ be save?

[Nolus20]

Cassablanca 2: Assasblanca XXX (Turn The Lights Off)

[DocOcMusic]

at what point is best to pause and masturbate?

[mkocja5a]

a hot, blonde bounty hunter that monologues alot? metroid other m anione?

[PHANTOMKNIGHT2000]

Thumbs up that ur werent reading the credit

[ASKL450]

The hell? Why did Jango Fett play as Axel in this movie?

[ElFreakinCid]

Fun fact: Y'know how Lola Bunny hated being called "doll"? That's, creepily enough, a direct reference to Barb Wire objecting to being called "babe".

[SeanOScare]

18:18 lmfao

[14597ojai]

"I bet no one is even reading the credits"

....there are credits?

[BiggestATLAfan]

hes so right about amsredam but you see this in almost every major dutch city

[menslady125]

Oh, and did I mention that Pamela Anderson CAN'T ACT?!

[Andrewnuva199]

Did Temuera Morrison's presence not provoke Attack of the Clones because Doug couldn't think of any, or because he didn't remember the guy?

[mst3KGf]

Oops, I mean Bogie and Bergman.

[mst3KGf]

Amazing that someone actually pitched to a major studio the notion of ripping off "Casablanca" with Pam Anderson and the guy who was Jango Fett in the Bogie and Bacall roles and they not only didn't get bodily ejected from studio property, they were paid a lot of money to make it.

[menslady125]

SHIT! Pamela Anderson is a slutty bitch, the strip club has a lame name, and this is a vulgar ripoff of Casablanca! At least THAT film doesn't have women with bare tits!

[PatorikkuDoiru]

Is it just me, or is Barb Wire a sluttier Lightning from Final Fantasy 13?

[SlayyerDragon]

Nice use of "Word Up" by Korn.

[Applemask]

@SlayyerDragon Gun, actually.

[LokitheCajun]

Wow, I actually didn't see the joke at 2:28 until rewatching it a few times...... The NC's right, who'd be reading the credits during that opening?

[VengadorDorado91]

I thought Shaquille o'neal was the Shaquille o'neal of bad acting

[SUPERMATT5546]

he called it a bull doser -_-

idiot

[SolidMike84]

@SUPERMATT5546

He's alerady adressed this

[SUPERMATT5546]

@SolidMike84

I know.I couldn't help put point it out

[SolidMike84]

@SUPERMATT5546

Ah, ok

He must've been really off that day to call it a bulldozer ^^

[SUPERMATT5546]

@SolidMike84

boobs can mess up you consentration

[SolidMike84]

@SUPERMATT5546

That's a valid excuse XD

[SUPERMATT5546]

@SolidMike84

yep

[DrHax1015]

@siim686 SHUT UP! He/she hasn't taken credit yet, and these are the only full versions on YouTube. Seriously.

[SparkyTheYoshi]

It's a forklift.

[siim686]

The Nostalgia Critic should make a youtube account just to flag all these videos. You can clearly see that he zoomed in the video so you can't see the title thus meaning he wants to take credit for his reviews.

[BatManFan55]

@siim686 Maybe She Or He Does This Because Some People Cant Get On The Nostalgia Critic Site

[jango6880]

lol that just jangos my fett

[VampireofEpicness]

Is leisure suit rant fiend the critic? he seems to have the larger videos for some reason.

[MrSonicTHedgehog]

@VampireofEpicness He isn't. Pretty much everyone can do long videos.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!!!!!

[Rangersleadtheway233]

holy shit that was Jango Fett!!!

[Joecbg100]

@Rangersleadtheway233 Abin Sir also.